#rich farmers

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: Jenny, You and your Friends need to Watch your Cousin for a bit! We'll be back in not to long!

Jenny: I don't want to watch Crocus! I'm too young to act as a mother! I'll get wrinkles!

Weiss: Jenny, Let's not fall into hysterics, You'll be fine. Besides, I'm a mother and I don't have Wrinkles!

Jenny: ... No comment.

Weiss: ... Well. You're still watching Crocus.

Jenny: Hmph!

~~~~~

Jenny: ...

Crocus (Snowpines kid): ...

Jenny: Hello?

Crocus: ... Wah?

Jenny: Oh no, don't start Crying!

~~~~~

Crocus: WAAAAA!

Jenny: JAMIE! ASSIST!

Jamie: *rocking Crocus* I- I can't- I don't-

Jenny: Ugh- It's probably that terrible smell! Where's it coming from?

~~~~~

Crocus: WAAAAA!

Magna: They're not Hungry!

Jamie: We need more Backup!

Jenny: NALA'S ON HER WAY!

~~~~~

Nala: *Wearing three sets of earmuffs* I! CANNOT! HELP YOU!

Jamie: IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WE CAN GET?

Jenny: I DON'T KNOW!

Magna: I HAVE AN IDEA!

JNJ: ... NO!

Magna: DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS?

JNJ: ... No ...

~~~~~~

Malachite (Em's son): *Diapering Crocus* You were just a dirty, stinky little thing, Weren't you? Itchy and all that?

Malachite: Is that really the issue you were having? Lame.

Nala: ... Thank you for your help, Mal.

Malachite: And?

Jamie: You're better at this than the rest of us.

Malachite: And?

Jenny: ... You'll get thirty percent of the pay, and the rest of us wil;l split the Seventy.

Malachite: 40 Percent.

Jenny: 35.

Malachite: Deal.

[sunnysunsins]

I'm just rolling with random sketch ideas

During Vacuo timeskip kekekek, boys training together. Someone please tell Whitley why picking up Oscar with the Hound might be a bad idea

[brokentrafficknight]

Got asked to do this one a while back but didn't have a Whitney one yet.

[blindchandelure]

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS

Pairing: Whitley Schnee x Oscar Pine

Word Count: 2,614

Summary: Whitley’s corporate job has been keeping him busy, and at this point, he’s running on caffeine and fumes. His friendly neighborhood barista, Oscar, tries to warn him to take a break. But, Whitley doesn’t want to hear it. He resents the coffeemaker for not minding his own business…until a medical emergency forces him to reevaluate his priorities.

Written for @richfarmersweek.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafes, Alternate Universe - Corporate, Aged-Up Characters, Arguing, Hiding Medical Issues, Fainting, Hospitalization, Family Drama, Apologies, Getting Together

[walpywalpy]

I know bumblebee isn’t that controversial but it’s the most controversial I have.

[dawn1248]

Rwby Modern AU

At Ruby & Weiss’s wedding Whitley shows up (Weiss invited him but didn’t expect him to actually come).

Weiss greets him but he just says “I’m simply here to admire the floral arrangements.”

“What?”

“I heard your trees are pretty good too,” and he just stares at Oscar Pine who they hired as the florist.

[bittiblakebelladonna]

I am not immune to ship trends

Now with Some Context

[superfrostydrawing]

I miss them sm. He’s patching him up.

[vampywaves]

I'd like to talk about how when I was super into RWBY, I shipped Oscar and Whitley. It didn't make sense. These characters never interacted, but that didn't stop me from thinking about them every night. I thought I created my own unique ship because WHO ELSE WOULD SHIP OSCAR AND WHITLEY. For WEEKS, I thought I was sooo different and quirky. Until I decided to look up Oscar x Whitley out of curiosity... THESE FREAKS WERE ALREADY SHIPPING IT?? They've BEEN SHIPPING IT??? FUCKING RICH FARMERS???? SNOWPINE!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

[neptunevasilias]

[dragynkeep]

*agressively kicks down door*

WHITLEY SCHNEE, OSCAR PINE, AND PENNY POLENDINA SHOULD BE A THROUPLE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING THEY SHOULDN'T. They each have two hands, they can all hold each other's handw. I call the ship Robots, Snowplows and Tractors.

Ok, that is all. Sorry about your door. Thank you for hearing me rant

*runs away without paying for the door.*

So true, tho

I feel like I've seen the ship name for the three but I can't remember it

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: *Dancing around Enemies, flinging waves of elemental dust as though she were the embodiment of nature itself*

Jaune: ... Whoa ...

~~~~~

Winter: *Rapid, smooth but harsh strikes, with practiced, honed movements earned from years of effort and training*

Robyn: Nice Job~

~~~~~

Willow: *Hefty, certain lunges and swings of a practiced Huntress, tempered by lack of use, Hair coming hair coming free of its bindings as her Hammer crushes Grimm, Pepperbox firing freely into the hoard, the Ferocity compounded by decades of rage*

Ghira: *Nodding* She's Not bad.

Kali: Not Bad at All~

~~~~~

Whitley: *Panicked Firing of a pistol, Followed by a flurry of novice swings with a dagger*

Ruby: *Just side stepping his attacks* Whitley, you need to know how to shoot from standing before you shoot from Running.

Oscar: *Internally* Well I can't not Fuck him.

Ozpin: Oscar Please don't until we figure this out!

[plugincaro]

Enough is enough - Time to tax the Lazy Farmers!

Before you pick up that club let me make it clear… we said Lazy Farmers… and not all Farmers! Before we come to the Tax the Farmer bit… lets be clear that Govt must take care that the poorer section of the economy is taxed the least. But with GST on food produced they are taxed ON PAR with the RICH. So how do we solve this? INCOME TAX – Anybody who earns less than 10 Lakhs should have Zero Tax.…

[brokentrafficknight]

[watchandseeamazingthings]

[outkamrul]

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