#data farms

[punkeropercyjackson]

Stop saying Oscar isn't a half white afrolatino and that Yang isn't a butch lesbian they literally look like this

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Data Farms The Clockmaker's Daughter AU.

Tell me that Idea doesn't go hard.

[thebunnyremix]

Penny: I want a hug.

Oscar: Me too.

Penny: Obviously we need to join forces.

[dragynkeep]

*agressively kicks down door*

WHITLEY SCHNEE, OSCAR PINE, AND PENNY POLENDINA SHOULD BE A THROUPLE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING THEY SHOULDN'T. They each have two hands, they can all hold each other's handw. I call the ship Robots, Snowplows and Tractors.

Ok, that is all. Sorry about your door. Thank you for hearing me rant

*runs away without paying for the door.*

So true, tho

I feel like I've seen the ship name for the three but I can't remember it

[hyperfixation-hideout]

Note: the poly options can be any combo; not all polycules involve everyone with everyone else (if you pick one I'm curious which combos you do/don't like 👀)

Gonna make one for platonic Oscar ships too because no one can stop me

[rwac96]

Send in 💕 and my muse will admit who they have a crush on

Penny Polendina

Penny: Subject of affection? Well, ahem. PROCESSING...PROCESSING...

Oscar: Penny? What are you doing?

Penny: *blushes* Answering a question.

Oscar: Oh. *tilts his head* What's the question?

Penny: About my crush on you.

Oscar: *entire face turns red*

[harmonylight]

A bunch of ponies based off @pilot-boi ship palettes

This is part 1 btw

[lorenzonuti]

Whispering secret data.

[barksbog]

Salamandra s. salamandra - Dunkelsteinerwald NÖ Austria

we saw three!! different fire salamanders on our morning walk

[dragonking10]

Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin

Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.

???: Atleast yours isn't fried

Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.

Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?

Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.

???: If you think that's bad

They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.

Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?

Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.

Oscar and Sun winced

Oscar: Oof

Sun: Damn!

Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.

Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.

Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.

Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?

Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.

They winced even more

Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?

Jaune suddenly looked tired

Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!

Oscar: Ouch.

Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?

Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?

Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.

Jaune: Oof

Oscar: Yikes!

Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.

Oscar: I got burnt

Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof

Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.

Jaune: Ouch.

They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.

Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .

Ren: . . .

Jaune: Nora?

Ren nodded: Nora.

[superiorsturgeon]

Data Farms is adorable!

Troubleshoot

Penny:*twitching* Uh oh...

Yang:What?

Penny:I think I’m glitching out. *twitching*

Yang:So if you start glitching is it as simple as turning you off and on again?

Ruby:*groans* That was horrible.

Penny:*chuckles* I’m a little bit too advanced for that. I think I need maintenance or a tune up.

Yang:*grabs Oscar* troubleshoot......

Oscar:*smiling* Hi Penny!

Penny:*blushing* Sa...salutations Oscar.

Ruby:Okay now your joke is funny.

Oscar:How are- *Yang pushes him out the room* off......

Penny:Why would you do that!?

Yang:*opens door*

Oscar:Uuhhh h-hello?

Yang:Sorry not sorry *pushes him*

*falls on top of Penny*

Oscar:Ow, my head.

Ozpin:(Don’t look down....)

Oscar:What? *looks down*

His arms and legs are on each side of her; well at least on arm is. The other one hand however..... had a softer landing.

Oscar:*broken*

Penny:*visibly red*........

Yang:*smiles*On, that went better than I hoped.

Ruby:More like overheated.

Ozpin:(The longer you’re like this the weirder it is.)

Oscar:*slowly gets up* I’m sorry! That was a total accident! I didn’t mean-

Penny:It’s fine, not your fault. *gets up fine*

Ruby:Wow she’s not twitching anymore! Good job Yang.

Yang:Heh, works every time.

[arolesbianism]

GUYS.

New dupe real! Also new pod????? Olivia is that you girlie speak to me

[thebunnyremix]

Hey, am I being weird, or does Pinocchio from Lies of P look kind of like if Oscar and Penny from RWBY had a baby? Or at least fused together?

Am I the only one who’s seeing it? Maybe it’s just the freckles...

(I mean, bonus points in that Penny herself is also a robot and a Pinocchio allusion. Like mother, like son, amirite?)

[dragynkeep]

For the ship bingo either Whitley x Penny x Oscar, or Monochrome (Blake x Weiss) for your local monochrome and beta testers whore.

i used to like whitley / oscar / penny a lot more but as i've fallen out of love with oscar, mostly now i'm just into whitley / penny, sometimes throwing ruby in with them.

god i'm so up & down with monochrome recently, especially with re-evaluating just how canon has treated them & how certain fanon pieces also reinforce the white saviourism in weiss & the racism from her. however in certain fanons, i am all the way down for monos. they deserve better fr.

[anonymocha]

drums and dissociation on sunday afternoons because that's when i get home from my 4-hour church 😻

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr