#Oscar X penny

[romanpolitan]

FANKID ART DROP!!!!! (^w^) 🤍

felt like dropping some of my fankids! :D i love them all a lot hehe

info about them under the cut !!!!

Sundae Ren (she/her)

- semblance undecided, but she will have one

- bratty and blunt, super dry humor kinda unhinged like rwby chibi nora

- vegetarian

- oldest sister of JNPR berries

Poppi Arc (she/her)

- never unlocks her semblance

- twee style , weird girl

- autistic, similar to ren in attitude

- deaf, semi-nonverbal but uses a lot of sign

- the youngest kid of JNPR berries

i love jnpr berries poly, they all parent and raise the kiddo’s as siblings. there are 3 Arko’s kids apart of the family as well, but they have yet to be designed (juniper, alyx and louis)

Venus Rose (he/him)

- autistic

- only child

- semblance: eclipse. his semblance allows him to delve into shadows, he can then dissipate his body and travel between touching shadows without being seen

- clingy kid, separation anxiety, slept with his parents until he was like 10 type kid 😭

Aurelia Xiao-long (she/her)

- adopted

- semblance: spatulae. her semblance gives her fingers, pads of her palms, souls of her feet, and toes an adhesive ability allowing her to stick to any surface. this gives her sneak attacks and stealthy abilities

- wants to be a huntress like her moms :)

- snarky, smart, straight A student who gets an early ride into the huntsmen academy of her choice

- eldest sister

Sunny Xiao-long (she/her)

- youngest sister

- was carried to term by blake and is biologically related to her, jaune was the surrogate since he is close with them and sorta looks like yang

- transfem 🏳️‍⚧️ came out pretty young in the most supportive household ever

- lion faunus , ears + mane later as she gets older

- shy, inidepended kid

- undecided semblance

Atasi Wukong (she/they)

- she is their biological child, sun is transmasc and carried her

- monkey faunus with ears

- lazy eye but still capable of sight

- undecided semblance

- very laid back, silly girl, loves her aunty blake and is always playing around

penny and oscar have SO many kids 😭 they’re cutesy traditional-esc farming lesbians. i’m gonna rapid fire them as a lot of the info is on the drawing

firefly’s semblance is called hover: she came make herself float as well as small objects

octave’s semblance is called sound warp: he can create sound waves, use them to push things away, deafen them, and even manipulate peoples hearing slightly

neelie’s semblance is echo-location: similar to her twin she uses sound waves to locate and feel people around him. he can also send waves out to feel out the environments of further locations

mahogany’s semblance is called botanical arts: she is able to control and change the growth of plants and use them in different forms

olive’s semblance is anima: the ability to communicate with animals, later she develops the ability to also influence how they behave

last but not least flora, she’s like a hypothetical ‘if the world was happy’ 😭😭 ozma and salem are just a happy married couple who run Beacon and NOTHING bad ever happens EVER!!!! Also neither salem or ozma have last names, so i just gave them pine and they adopt oscar and take his :3

Flora Pine (they/them)

- albino

- not fully blind but like most albino pe,ople can barely see a foot away from their face

- intersex, identifies as nonbinary

- no semblance, has magic like their parents

- very close with their big brother oscar, shy and awkward similar to him in personality

[dragonking10]

Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin

Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.

???: Atleast yours isn't fried

Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.

Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?

Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.

???: If you think that's bad

They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.

Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?

Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.

Oscar and Sun winced

Oscar: Oof

Sun: Damn!

Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.

Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.

Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.

Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?

Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.

They winced even more

Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?

Jaune suddenly looked tired

Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!

Oscar: Ouch.

Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?

Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?

Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.

Jaune: Oof

Oscar: Yikes!

Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.

Oscar: I got burnt

Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof

Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.

Jaune: Ouch.

They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.

Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .

Ren: . . .

Jaune: Nora?

Ren nodded: Nora.

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[superiorsturgeon]

Data Farms is adorable!

Troubleshoot

Penny:*twitching* Uh oh...

Yang:What?

Penny:I think I’m glitching out. *twitching*

Yang:So if you start glitching is it as simple as turning you off and on again?

Ruby:*groans* That was horrible.

Penny:*chuckles* I’m a little bit too advanced for that. I think I need maintenance or a tune up.

Yang:*grabs Oscar* troubleshoot......

Oscar:*smiling* Hi Penny!

Penny:*blushing* Sa...salutations Oscar.

Ruby:Okay now your joke is funny.

Oscar:How are- *Yang pushes him out the room* off......

Penny:Why would you do that!?

Yang:*opens door*

Oscar:Uuhhh h-hello?

Yang:Sorry not sorry *pushes him*

*falls on top of Penny*

Oscar:Ow, my head.

Ozpin:(Don’t look down....)

Oscar:What? *looks down*

His arms and legs are on each side of her; well at least on arm is. The other one hand however..... had a softer landing.

Oscar:*broken*

Penny:*visibly red*........

Yang:*smiles*On, that went better than I hoped.

Ruby:More like overheated.

Ozpin:(The longer you’re like this the weirder it is.)

Oscar:*slowly gets up* I’m sorry! That was a total accident! I didn’t mean-

Penny:It’s fine, not your fault. *gets up fine*

Ruby:Wow she’s not twitching anymore! Good job Yang.

Yang:Heh, works every time.

[superiorsturgeon]

Babysitting the Rwbabies

Jamie: (Arkos son) *hugging a stuffed bunny* 🥺

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) *defiantly standing with her hands on her little hips* 😠

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) *shyly peeking out from behind Jamie* 🥺

Magna: (Renora daughter) *yawns, already bored* 🥱

Oscar: (adult babysitter) …I don’t know how I got stuck with babysitting duty. I mean, YOU I understand, since you’re actually related to one of them…

Adrian: (teenaged babysitting assistant) Look, just because Jamie is my cousin doesn’t mean I know how to take care of him! My uncle usually handles this! You’re the adult here, don’t you have any ideas?

Oscar: Well, there was one thing that my neighbor used to do for the local kids when we stayed over… 🤔

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Oscar: *with his shirt pulled up over his head* AwooOOOooOooo!!! I’m the Hairless Otter, and I MUST EAT CHICKENS!!! 🤪

Rwbabies: *laughing and clapping as Oscar howls again* 🤣

Adrian: *with a pillow shoved under his shirt and holding a broom like a rifle* Hey, you bag of flesh!

Oscar: AwOOOooooOOOO!!!! *turns to face Adrian*

Adrian: Let’s DANCE!!

Adrian: *aims his broom like a gun* Ker-pow!

Oscar: *staggers back, clutching his chest overdramatically* Ooohhh…! My otter heart! It has been stroked…! 😵

Rwbabies: 😂

Oscar: *looks down* AH-HA! You missed, hunter Adrian!

Adrian: *looks down at his weapon* Stupid broom! 🤬

Oscar: ACHAAAAA!!!! *tackles Adrian to the floor*

Adrian: *flailing around* AAHH!!! I’m otter-bait! 😩

Rwbabies: *clapping* 😆

[madmanwonder]

Prompt: Ruby, Penny, Oscar, and Whitley are on a beach date and the boys get nosebleeds from seeing how sexy the girls are in their swimsuits.

Ruby Rose, Penny Polendina, Oscar Pine, and Whitley Schnee are on a beach date with their individual date (Ruby with Oscar and Penny with Whitley) enjoying the nice weather and the beautiful scenery of the beach...

...well Oscar and Whitley were very much enjoying the scenery of seeing their date in thier swimsuits that hugged their toned, athletic hourglass body like a second skin.

Oscar: *Nosebleed* Woah....

Whitely: *Nosebleed* Marvelous....

[frickingnerd]

RWBY Masterlist

➤ Team RWBY

➤ Team JNPR

➤ Students

➤ Adults

➤ Villains

[celticcatgirl2]

“…and of course even going back to the Bible it says Adam and Eve not Anya and Eve and….oh hello Ozpin I was just…”

“James…we SERIOUSLY need to get you hobbies other than harassing lesbians….”

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

NSFW Bright Eyes (Ruby Oscar Penny) HCs?

Ruby is they horniest one out of the three of them and always ends up between them at some point when all three of them decide to have some fun for the night

Penny has a locked and loaded list of sex positions for the three of them to do and she lists them off as suggestions whenever they're getting into sex

Oscar likes how both of the girls always seem eager to get in fucked by him first, but never fight over it and whoever doesn't get his dick first gets to sit on the other's face or hands

[jazzymarie1006]

Penny and Kareem's many almost kisses.

[nyanykamito]

As a potential sole survivor, I think their cute! 🥹🙏🏾💕

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~Later that Night~

Ruby: I Was their friend first! Each one of them had me as a friend before they were friends with each other.

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: I mean I'm happy for them! Of course I'm happy they're happy with each other! But! Like! Not a moment of consideration? I understand not wanting to mess up a friendship, or just not feeling like dating someone, But- Y'know? It's nice to be an option!

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: Like- Like I was the one, from the beginning, who thought Jaune was cool, or at least Nice! I believed in him! I would've helped him train like Pyrrha! I could've done that, and he knows it! Hell, there was an Idea where we got together at the end of Volume 1!

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: And Weiss! Weiss was mean in the beginning, but when she wanted to make up, I let her apologize and make up with me! We have so much chemistry! Plus it Follows the "Beacon Partners For Life" Thing that's going on with everyone else!

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: AND PENNY?!? I was on her side This whole time! I was constantly validating her personhood! I fought so hard for her! When I learned she Died, I literally fainted- We could've been something amazing! But like- Ugh.

Oscar: Do they know You'd have liked to be considered? Would you even go on a date with them?

Ruby: ... No ... To both of those questions.

Oscar: I mean this in the best way possible, It sounds like a you problem, in the way that they don't know how you feel, and they can't talk this out with you until you talk to them.

Ruby: I ... I know. Sorry about the venting, and thank you for listening to me. I just- It's been hard man.

Oscar: I know, I know.

Oscar: ... Also what was that about "Volume One?" "Beacon Partners For Life Thing?"

Ruby: Don't worry about it.

Jaune: *Brushing Penny's Hair* You've got a lot of Hair.

Penny: Ow! Please try to refrain from pulling it until we are in the Bedroom, Jaune!

Jaune: *Blushing* Penny!

Blake: Oh? it seems like our precious Penny has been Corrupted by the knight.

Yang: Yeah, A system corruption!

Blake: *Giggles* I wouldn't mind corrupting you a little more~

Ruby: NO! NO MORE FLIRTING! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WITH JUST BLAKE AND YANG, NO MORE!

Weiss: ... Jaune, Penny, Can I join both of you tonight?

Ruby: WEISS NO!

[lovelytsunoda]

my fun // oscar piastri

(gif is by @/oscarcito!)

summary: it’s not every day that a first date lands you in the emergency room, or gives your date a concussion before the food has even left the kitchen

pairing: oscar piastri x female reader

warnings: hospitals, blood, the awkwardness of a first date. low key inspired by season 1 episode 3 of the big bang theory when leonard and penny go on their not-date

yn yln must have been dreaming.

as she sat on one side of the wooden table inside the smokehouse, arms crossed in front of her as she looked over at her date, there was a part of her that kept telling her that there was no way it could be real.

she was quiet and smart, and could recite the entire periodic table in order from memory, and the boy sitting across from her was leagues prettier, with an athletes body and the ability to control a room with one singular lame joke.

he’d moved in across the hall from her earlier that year, and she and her friends had immediately dropped everything to watch shamelessley as the young man and his chiseled athlete friends and carried cardboard boxes up four flights of stairs.

oscar piastri was thinking the same thing. how a big famous athlete like him got someone as sweet and humble as yn to agree to date with him. sure she was awkward, and sometimes very shy, but at her core, she was sweet and funny and kind. not to mention the simple beauty of someone who never wore makeup (not to say oscar wouldn’t have adored it if she did, he just knew that she was pretty without it as well).

neither party really knew what to say, sitting in a nervous silence with the menus spread in the table, a glass bottle of water from the waiter sitting next to two half-full glasses.

oscar reached for the popcorn, a sweet and salty mix he quite enjoyed, trying not to tip the bag over as he contemplated what size brisket to order.

“hey, do you want to see something neat?” oscar blurted, picking out for decently sized pieces of the sweet popcorn. “do you know how to juggle?”

“juggle?” his date asked hesitantly, eyeing him over the popcorn. “you do?”

“went to a circus camp when i was seven.” oscar shrugged. “there’s not much to do in my part of australia to be fair.”

it took a few tries for oscar to get started, but soon enough, he was juggling with the popcorn, the kernels delicately passing through his pale, calloused hands.

and believe it or not, yn was impressed. she broke out in a wide smile, giggling from her seat as she watched the young man in front of her. he had a goofy smile on his face, and seemed well in his element. he caught her eye across the table, stuttering his movements as he shot her a wink, losing two kernels. the kernels rolled under the table, and the boy cursed.

“don’t worry about it, that was really impressive.” yn laughed. “nobody has ever juggled popcorn for me on a first date.”

oscar laughed. “glad to be of service.” he took a small bow before accidentally knocking the steak knife off the edge of the table, wincing at the sound of metal hitting floor.

he cursed, pushing his chair back. “I should probably pick that up, shouldn’t I?”

“can you reach it with your foot? it might be easier.”

“don’t worry, I’ve got it!” oscar insisted, slipping off the chair.

“are you sure?” yn asked hesitantly, bare knees pressed against the cool cast iron that was holding the slats of the table together.

oscar slipped under the table, on his hands and knees in the dark smokehouse as he fumbled around the the steak knife, crushing two kernels of popcorn underneath his khaki pants in the process.

yn, meanwhile, was hyper aware of the fact that her date, who she barely knew, was crawling around under the table, in public, near her slightly parted legs.

oh my god, she thought. do they think he’s going down on me?

there was a bang under the table, the slats shaking. she reached over the menus to grab the glass water bottle as it threatened to topple over.

“oscar?” she shouted “you alright?”

“yeah.” his voice came out strained, almost as if he was hurt. “hey, did you happen to spill any ketchup?”

she felt a sinking feeling in her stomach, as a droplet of something warm fell against her toe through the lip of her sandals. “no. there isn’t any on the table.”

“fuck. I think I might need an ambulance.”

————

the emergency room is not where she wanted to spend her first date. it smelled like antiseptic soap, the lights too clinical and the plastic chairs too stiff. her neighbour looked pale, skin stained red from where he had bled.

as she understood it, oscar had hit his head on the cast iron hard enough to draw blood, but not enough that he was at risk of trauma or hemorrhaging.

or at least, that’s what the off-duty medic seated two tables over had said.

“how much blood do you think I’ve lost?” oscar wondered aloud, almost certain he was concussed. “if it’s less than a pint, I should be fine.”

yn laughed, rubbing him on the shoulder. “oscar, you’re fine. you still have most of your blood.”

“I’m so sorry our date ended like this. I ruined everything.” he exhaled, leaning to rest his head against the wall, still clutching g the bag of frozen peas given to him by kitchen staff against his cut.

she smiled to herself, reaching for his free hand. “what makes you think you’ve ruined anything?”

“the fact that there’s blood streaming down my face? or that were in the emergency room instead of sharing a hot chocolate fudge cake?”

they both laughed at the sheer absurdity of their situation, and yn resisted to urge to rest her head on his shoulder.

“you’re quite the man, oscar piastri. maybe you can make it up to me? I’m sure the smokehouse will be tripping over themselves to give us a free meal after tonight.”

oscar laughed lowly, a look of pain crossing his eyes. “you’d still want to go out with me after tonight?”

“of course I would, you adorable idiot.”

oscar looked like he was about to say something else when a tired-looking nurse in pink scrubs came rushing out of a hallway.

“mr and mrs piastri?”

yn flushed, her face heating up under the nurses gaze. “oh no, we’re not married. not even together, really.”

with all the energy he could, oscar winked at her before shakily getting to his feet in the sterile room. “wait for me, my love.”

yn laughed, watching him walk towards the nurse.

as far as first dates go, this one wasn’t bad at all, was it?

[frickingnerd]

Students Masterlist

Oscar Pine

oscar pine as your secret admirer - headcanons

poly relationship with ruby and oscar - headcanons

Penny Polendina

red means “i love you” - oneshot

proposing to penny - headcanons

penny with a grumpy s/o - headcanons

poly relationship with ruby & penny - headcanons

love triangle with ruby & penny - headcanons

poly relationship with ruby, blake, weiss, penny & nora - headcanons

Sun Wukong

sun wukong with a depressed s/o - headcanons

Neptune Vasilias

fake dating neptune vasilias - headcanons

Whitley Schnee

fake dating whitley schnee - headcanons

[celticcatgirl2]

“So as you can see I’ve been working out…impressive no? Perhaps even “above room temperature” as you humans say to refer to something that caused you sexual arousal….”

[dragoncats-system]

At first Clover and most of the kids didn't know it, or didn't believe Yang and Ruby saying stuff like "he loves bird food and is a bird"

But it became more apparent when they all lived at Atlas because Qrow would take care of all the children : reassuring Weiss about her issues with her father (telling her she doesn't need this man to ruin her because she's already badass), talk to Jaune about losing a partner (they bond over training), Ren and him often share calm time or meaningful conversations (Qrow never want him to feel alone and not heard), he makes Nora learn to cook/bake with Ren (ptsd is present and he knows cooking can relax, even more with someone you care about), he apologizes profusely to Oscar and they both learn to talk and work together without Oz, his crow form and crow cycle makes it kinda easy to have Blake opening up to him about animal traits and the discrimination (her for being a faunus, him for having Misfortune) and share books recommendations, he always was taking care of Yang and Ruby (raised them with Tai) but since sober he ups his game and listen to them, let them be children/teens and stuff.

He even starts to include Penny in his flock of children : goes scream at Ironwood for not letting her breathe, he insists she's sentient so human and deserves to be with her friends...

And them + Clover (and maybe Ace Ops ?) try to list the things he does.

Like when he silently gives them a shiny thing/rock it's in his language not far from an adoption

and it's of course different with Clover (love imagining Qrow just stealing his clover pin because he likes the colors and it's Clover's), oh my gosh imagine a shy Qrow trying to court a confused but amused Clover

Noting all that to write one day

List of Qrow’s bird traits

Preening

Will squawk when nervous

Distracted by shiny things

Collects shiny things

Cant tell the difference between an open door and a glass window (this sucks in Atlas because half the city is glass doors, he blames it on his depth perception when people who don’t know about The Thing ask him)

Gives people he likes (whether platonic or romantic) trinkets and/or rocks he finds

Occasionally while sleeping he will turn his bed into a life-sized blanket nest or just transform and sleep in a smaller blanket nest. Best if Clover is also in nest.

Gets into a habit of wiping dirt off of people, goes with the habit of keep himself clean. Birds are obsessive cleaners and are very vain.

Perches when angry. It’s like his version of pouting. Has been told several times to get off tables, chairs, couches because he is perching and it makes people who are unaware uncomfortable.

Not a habit but if he gets nervous/flustered enough his hair will start spouting feathers, which shed easily. He’s mostly nervous when courting Clover.

Occasionally curses in bird noises, mostly around Oscar because he baby

Domesticated as fuck so he is very much good with bird pets. Or normal pets (as long as they’re from Clover). Will deny about liking bird pets but Clover really likes to play with his hair and Qrow likes it when Clover plays with his hair.

He gets laughed at for this but he does prefer snacking on fruit and nuts. Yang will often tease him by offering him some and calling it “bird feed”

Common game to play is Is That Qrow Being A Dumbass Or A Normal Bird