#penny polendina x oscar pines

[dragonking10]

Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin

Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.

???: Atleast yours isn't fried

Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.

Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?

Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.

???: If you think that's bad

They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.

Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?

Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.

Oscar and Sun winced

Oscar: Oof

Sun: Damn!

Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.

Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.

Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.

Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?

Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.

They winced even more

Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?

Jaune suddenly looked tired

Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!

Oscar: Ouch.

Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?

Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?

Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.

Jaune: Oof

Oscar: Yikes!

Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.

Oscar: I got burnt

Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof

Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.

Jaune: Ouch.

They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.

Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .

Ren: . . .

Jaune: Nora?

Ren nodded: Nora.

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[superiorsturgeon]

Babysitting the Rwbabies

Jamie: (Arkos son) *hugging a stuffed bunny* 🥺

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) *defiantly standing with her hands on her little hips* 😠

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) *shyly peeking out from behind Jamie* 🥺

Magna: (Renora daughter) *yawns, already bored* 🥱

Oscar: (adult babysitter) …I don’t know how I got stuck with babysitting duty. I mean, YOU I understand, since you’re actually related to one of them…

Adrian: (teenaged babysitting assistant) Look, just because Jamie is my cousin doesn’t mean I know how to take care of him! My uncle usually handles this! You’re the adult here, don’t you have any ideas?

Oscar: Well, there was one thing that my neighbor used to do for the local kids when we stayed over… 🤔

———————————————————

Oscar: *with his shirt pulled up over his head* AwooOOOooOooo!!! I’m the Hairless Otter, and I MUST EAT CHICKENS!!! 🤪

Rwbabies: *laughing and clapping as Oscar howls again* 🤣

Adrian: *with a pillow shoved under his shirt and holding a broom like a rifle* Hey, you bag of flesh!

Oscar: AwOOOooooOOOO!!!! *turns to face Adrian*

Adrian: Let’s DANCE!!

Adrian: *aims his broom like a gun* Ker-pow!

Oscar: *staggers back, clutching his chest overdramatically* Ooohhh…! My otter heart! It has been stroked…! 😵

Rwbabies: 😂

Oscar: *looks down* AH-HA! You missed, hunter Adrian!

Adrian: *looks down at his weapon* Stupid broom! 🤬

Oscar: ACHAAAAA!!!! *tackles Adrian to the floor*

Adrian: *flailing around* AAHH!!! I’m otter-bait! 😩

Rwbabies: *clapping* 😆

[madmanwonder]

Prompt: Ruby, Penny, Oscar, and Whitley are on a beach date and the boys get nosebleeds from seeing how sexy the girls are in their swimsuits.

Ruby Rose, Penny Polendina, Oscar Pine, and Whitley Schnee are on a beach date with their individual date (Ruby with Oscar and Penny with Whitley) enjoying the nice weather and the beautiful scenery of the beach...

...well Oscar and Whitley were very much enjoying the scenery of seeing their date in thier swimsuits that hugged their toned, athletic hourglass body like a second skin.

Oscar: *Nosebleed* Woah....

Whitely: *Nosebleed* Marvelous....

[frickingnerd]

RWBY Masterlist

➤ Team RWBY

➤ Team JNPR

➤ Students

➤ Adults

➤ Villains

[celticcatgirl2]

“…and of course even going back to the Bible it says Adam and Eve not Anya and Eve and….oh hello Ozpin I was just…”

“James…we SERIOUSLY need to get you hobbies other than harassing lesbians….”

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

NSFW Bright Eyes (Ruby Oscar Penny) HCs?

Ruby is they horniest one out of the three of them and always ends up between them at some point when all three of them decide to have some fun for the night

Penny has a locked and loaded list of sex positions for the three of them to do and she lists them off as suggestions whenever they're getting into sex

Oscar likes how both of the girls always seem eager to get in fucked by him first, but never fight over it and whoever doesn't get his dick first gets to sit on the other's face or hands

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~Later that Night~

Ruby: I Was their friend first! Each one of them had me as a friend before they were friends with each other.

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: I mean I'm happy for them! Of course I'm happy they're happy with each other! But! Like! Not a moment of consideration? I understand not wanting to mess up a friendship, or just not feeling like dating someone, But- Y'know? It's nice to be an option!

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: Like- Like I was the one, from the beginning, who thought Jaune was cool, or at least Nice! I believed in him! I would've helped him train like Pyrrha! I could've done that, and he knows it! Hell, there was an Idea where we got together at the end of Volume 1!

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: And Weiss! Weiss was mean in the beginning, but when she wanted to make up, I let her apologize and make up with me! We have so much chemistry! Plus it Follows the "Beacon Partners For Life" Thing that's going on with everyone else!

Oscar: I know Ruby.

Ruby: AND PENNY?!? I was on her side This whole time! I was constantly validating her personhood! I fought so hard for her! When I learned she Died, I literally fainted- We could've been something amazing! But like- Ugh.

Oscar: Do they know You'd have liked to be considered? Would you even go on a date with them?

Ruby: ... No ... To both of those questions.

Oscar: I mean this in the best way possible, It sounds like a you problem, in the way that they don't know how you feel, and they can't talk this out with you until you talk to them.

Ruby: I ... I know. Sorry about the venting, and thank you for listening to me. I just- It's been hard man.

Oscar: I know, I know.

Oscar: ... Also what was that about "Volume One?" "Beacon Partners For Life Thing?"

Ruby: Don't worry about it.

Jaune: *Brushing Penny's Hair* You've got a lot of Hair.

Penny: Ow! Please try to refrain from pulling it until we are in the Bedroom, Jaune!

Jaune: *Blushing* Penny!

Blake: Oh? it seems like our precious Penny has been Corrupted by the knight.

Yang: Yeah, A system corruption!

Blake: *Giggles* I wouldn't mind corrupting you a little more~

Ruby: NO! NO MORE FLIRTING! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WITH JUST BLAKE AND YANG, NO MORE!

Weiss: ... Jaune, Penny, Can I join both of you tonight?

Ruby: WEISS NO!

[discodreaming]

HELLO! i've now opened my inbox for my followers/mutuals to talk to their favorite character!

you can send in random sentences, inbox prompts that you see on my blog or even confess your love!

please be sure to be respectful and kind to not only me but the muses.

this will be very much like roleplaying. to continue communication you can send in more inboxes or you can even link the inbox to a conversation to communicate with your beau/family/friend!

please do not request any minors/anthropomorphic in romantic or sexual ways, I'm begging you. i will only reply to the platonic/familial ones.

you may talk to at least 2 muses at once in one message, all to prevent being overwhelmed. this may change once i get comfortable enough to handle more.

all romantic and nsft inboxes or starters towards muses will require slow burn

all ships are multishipped but can be single shipped if you guys can build up their romance meter!

this will only be reader x character, oc x character i will put on either another blog or a different post.

* note: i will accept 5 oc x character in this post for the time being: 1/5

however for certain events i can bend these rules for you to get a romantic scene with your crushes!

or even just hanging out with your friends!

characters i will write for right now:

note: this list will change every now and then as i advance further into the shows or a character is requested more!

if you don't see a character you like here and would like to see me try my hand at playing them, don't be shy to tell me!

bold = characters I've played before

one piece! ( pre timeskip )

romantic options: nico robin, nami, sanji, zoro, usopp, buggy, sir crocodile, dracule mihawk, shanks, portgas d. ace

platonic options: chopper, franky ( may change ), luffy ( im currently on the pretimeskip )

up to debate: please ask !

rwby ! ( all season 9 ages )

romantic options: weiss schnee, blake belladonna, yang xiao long, jaune arc, taiyang xiao long, raven branwen, qrow branwen, emerald sustari, sun wukong, neptune vasillias, james ironwood, winter schnee, mercury black

platonic options: ruby rose, nora valkyrie, lie ren, pyrrha nikos, penny polendina, professor ozpin, oscar pine, neopolitan

up to debate: salem, cinder fall

fruits basket !

romantic options: shigure sohma, hatori soma, ayame soma

platonic options: tohru honda, yuki sohma, kyo sohma

castlevania animated !

romantic options: trevor belmont, adrian 'alucard' tepes, sypha belnades

edens zero !

romantic options: rebecca bluegarden, weisz steiner, homura kogetsu, kris rutherford, shiki granbell, labilla christy

platonic: happy, witch regret, sister ivry, hermit mio, valkyrie yuna, elise crimson, justice

d.gray man !

romantic options: yu kanda, lavi, tyki mikk, howard link, cross marian

platonic: allen walker, lenalee lee, nea d. campbell, wisely kamelot

psycho pass !

romantic options: akane tsuneori, shinya kogami, nobuchika ginoza, shuusei kagari, yayoi kunizuka, shion karanomori, shogo makishima

platonic: tomomoi masaoka

owari no seraph

romantic options: guren ichinose, ferid bathory, kureto hiiragi, shinya hiragi, seishiro hiiragi, crowley eusford

platonic: yuichiro hyakuya, mikaela hyakuya, shinoa hiiragi, yoichi saotome, shiho kimizuki, mitsuba sangu, krul tepes

yuukou no moriarty

romantic options: william james moriarty, albert james moriarty, louis james moiarty, sherlock holmes, fred porlock, sebastian moran, mycroft holmes, james bond

fate/ ( /zero & /stay night)

romantic options: saber, kirei kotomine, gilgamesh, cu chulainn

platonic: shirou emiya, rin tohsaka, waver velvet

up to debate: kiritsugu emiya, irisviel von einzbern, archer emiya, tokiomi tohsaka, diamuid ua duibhne

please don't: shinji matou, ryuunosuke uryu

fairy tail

romantic options: lucy heartfilia, gray fullbuster, erza scarlet, mirajane strauss, laxus dreyar, gildarts clive, loke, elfman strauss, juvia lockser, fried justine, evergreen, bickslow, rogue cheney, sting eucliffe, kagura mikazuchi, aguria yukino, natsu dragneel, mystogan, cana alberona, gajeel redfox, erik, jellal fernandes

platonic: wendy marvell

record of ragnarok

romantic options: adam, jack the ripper, kojiro sasaki, qin shi huang, hades, beelzebub, hermes

platonic: souji okita

up to debate: the valkyries, nikolas tepes, thor, poseidon, apollo,

obey me

romantic options: lucifer, mammon, levianthan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor,diavolo, barbatos, simeon, raphael, solomon,

platonic: luke

up to debate: thirteen, mephistopheles

kingdom hearts ( kingdom hearts iii )

romantic options: terra, aqua, xemnas, zexion, saix, axel, demyx,

platonic: sora, kairi, riku, roxas, namine, xion, ventus, vanitas, ephemer, skuld, brain

genshin impact

romantic options: wriothesley, albedo, alhaitham, ayaka, ayato, baizhu, ajax, cyno, dehya, diluc, eula, ganyu, itto, jean, kazuha, kokomi, xiao, heizou, shenhe, kaeya, rosaria, yae miko, beidou, lisa, kaveh, zhongli, nigguang, neuvillette, yela, candace, thoma, yanfei

platonic: hu tao, venti, faruzan, sucrose, chongyun, freminet, layla, mika, fischl, collei, noelle, yun jin, barbara, xingqiu, amber, bennette, xinyan

up to debate: keqing, lyney, aether, lumine, wanderer, lynette, kuki shinobu, sara, kiara, gorou, mona, nilou, yoimiya, charlotte

please don't: klee, sayu, qiqi, diona, dori, nahida, yaoyao

final fantasy

romantic options: cloud strife, tifa lockhart, aerith gainsborough, zack fair, reno, rude, genesis rhapsodos, reeve tuesti, angel hewley, sephiroth, vincent valentine.

platonic: barret wallace, yuffie kisaragi

detroit become human

romantic options: connor, markus, gavin

platonic: kara, hank

devil may cry

romantic options: dante, nero, vergil

platonic: trish, nico, lady, v

jojo's bizarre adventure

romantic options: dio brando, joseph joestar ( part 2 & 3 ), caesar anthonio zeppeli, jotaro kujo ( 4-6 only ), rohan kishibe, bruno bucciarati, leone abbachio, narciso anasui, johnny joestar, gyro zeppeli, diego brando

debating: jonathan joestar, jolyne cujoh, weather report

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

U/NDERAGE BRACKET - ROUND TWO: PFENNIG VS PINEWOOD

Propaganda is below the cut.

PFENNIG

"Is this not canon? They're the one person the other trusts above all else, they soul merged, they fought side by side, they're lesbians harold."

PINEWOOD

“James being really nice and courteous with Oscar in V7 was so incredibly peak I need more of them forever now. Also, listen to Oscar’s line when he’s about to start sparring with James in V7E5, “what did you have in mind?” and let your mind run wild.”

[crossovernonshipstournament]

Okay, think I've got the list. With apologies to anyone who get cut. I'll start working on grouping everyone tomorrow. In the meantime, if you want to send in infodumps/propaganda about these nonships, by all means do! That will give me something to work with when I build the graphics

James Ironwood and Boyd Drake (RWBY and Ducktales/DTLS)

Isaac "Felix" Gates, David Gates, and Jaune Arc (RvB, Camp Camp, RWBY/Luna Brothers)

Louie Duck and Oscar Pine (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)

Knight and Survivor Slugcat (Hollow Knight and Rainworld)

Brett Hand and Susie (Inside Job and Deltarune)

Pizzazz and Roxanne Wolf (Gem and the Holograms and FNAF)

Trunks Briefs and Chibiusa (Dragonball Z and Sailor Moon)

Halloween and Nightcore (Castles of the Calendar and Holiday Spirits)

Mamoru Amami and Steven Universe (GaoGaiGear and Steven Universe)

Penny Polendina and Uran (RWBY and Astro Boy)

Wahuu Matsuri and Adam Ainosuke (Tokyo Ghoul and Sk8 the Infinity)

Jon Sims and Jonny D'ville (TMA and The Mechanisms)

Eddie Munson and Jason Scott (Stranger Things and Power Rangers 2o17)

The Aurora and BEE (The Mechanisms and Archivistbot)

Wakko Warner and Babs Bunny (Animaniacs and Tiny Toons)

Zuko and Todoroki Shouto (A:tLA and BNHA)

Diamonds Droog and Kaz Brekker (Homestuck and Six of Crows)

Tucker Foley and Clawdeen Wolf (Danny Phantom and Monster High)

Team Lit (from White Boy Bracket)

Stanley and Cesare (from White Boy Bracket)

Cody Burns and Penny Proud (Transformers Rescue Bots and The Proud Family)

Leo Walker and Iris (Egyxos and Lolirock)

Tim Stoker, Lup and Taako (TMA and TAZ)

Globine and Webby (Globi and Ducktales)

Rouge the Bat and Meta-Knight (Sonic and Kirby)

Jevil, Marx, and Dimentio (Deltarune, Kirby, and Super Paper Mario)

Ruby and Rarity (Pokespe and MLP:FiM)

Madoka and Sakura (Madoka Magica and Cardcaptor Sakura)

Cody Burns, Marinette, and Mirabel (Rescue Bots, MLB, and Encanto)

Bill Cipher and Ouma (Gravity Falls and Danganronpa)

Church and Kris Dreemur (RvB and Deltarune)

Gregory, Crying Child, and Omori (FNAF and OMORI)

Sonia Nevermind and L (Danganronpa and L)

Cassandra Cain and Soundwave (DC and Transformers)

Dick Grayson and Drift (DC and Transformers)

Tim Drake and Red Alert (DC and Transformers)

Rook Blonko and Prowl (Ben 1o and TFA)

Bruce-Damian Wayne and Tony-Morgan Stark (DC and MCU)

Pit and Sora (Kid Icarus and Kingdom Hearts)

Rosaline and Lucas (Super Mario Galaxy and Mother 3)

Roy and Roy Koopa (Fire Emblem and Super Mario Bros)

Meg Griffin, Bert, and Ernie (Family Guy and Sesame Street)

Riley Freeman and Jack Horner (Boondocks and Puss in Boots)

Stanley Parable and Arthur Dent (Stanley Parable and Hitchhiker's Guide)

Chidaruma and Lord English (Dorohedoro and Homestuck)

Ruby Rose and Fukase (RWBY and Vocaloid)

Yang, Gumi, and IA (RWBY, Vocaloid, and Cevio)

Leonardo, Dewey Duck, and Sonic (Rise:TMNT, Ducktales, and Sonic movies)

Nightcrawler and Nightwing (DC and X-Men)

Alfred, Bucky, and Steve (DC and Marvel)

Yelena Belova and Damian Wayne (Marvel and DC)

Ventus and Hunter (Kingdom Hearts and The Owl House)

Mark Beaks and Tyrian Callows (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)

Lancer and Bowser Jr (Deltarune and Super Mario)

Shigeo and Molly McGee (MP1oo and The Ghost and Molly McGee)

Isabelle and Doomslayer (Animal Crossing and Doom)

Mystery Kids (?)

Gentle Heart Lamp and Chris Walker (CareBears and Outlast)

Grumpy Bear and Billy Hope (CareBears and Outlast)

Boyd Drake and Penny Polendina (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)

Maya Fey and Doctor- 12 (Ace Attorney and Doctor Who)

Mario and Sonic (Super Mario Bros and Sonic franchise)

Han Solo and Peter Quill (Star Wars and MCU)

Commander Fox and Commissioner Gordon (Star Wars and DC)

[nyanykamito]

Last merch update for the summer!

End of summer sale from August 10-16! All shop items are 15%

link to shop

[frickingnerd]

Students Masterlist

Oscar Pine

oscar pine as your secret admirer - headcanons

dating ruby & oscar - headcanons

Penny Polendina

Sun Wukong

↳ Masterlist

sun wukong with a depressed s/o - headcanons

Neptune Vasilias

fake dating neptune vasilias - headcanons

Whitley Schnee

fake dating whitley schnee - headcanons

[celticcatgirl2]

“So as you can see I’ve been working out…impressive no? Perhaps even “above room temperature” as you humans say to refer to something that caused you sexual arousal….”

[madmanwonder]

When Oscar trying to hang with the boys for gaming night but his two girlfriends, Penny and Azula wants attention:

[superiorsturgeon]

Data Farms is adorable!

Troubleshoot

Penny:*twitching* Uh oh...

Yang:What?

Penny:I think I’m glitching out. *twitching*

Yang:So if you start glitching is it as simple as turning you off and on again?

Ruby:*groans* That was horrible.

Penny:*chuckles* I’m a little bit too advanced for that. I think I need maintenance or a tune up.

Yang:*grabs Oscar* troubleshoot......

Oscar:*smiling* Hi Penny!

Penny:*blushing* Sa...salutations Oscar.

Ruby:Okay now your joke is funny.

Oscar:How are- *Yang pushes him out the room* off......

Penny:Why would you do that!?

Yang:*opens door*

Oscar:Uuhhh h-hello?

Yang:Sorry not sorry *pushes him*

*falls on top of Penny*

Oscar:Ow, my head.

Ozpin:(Don’t look down....)

Oscar:What? *looks down*

His arms and legs are on each side of her; well at least on arm is. The other one hand however..... had a softer landing.

Oscar:*broken*

Penny:*visibly red*........

Yang:*smiles*On, that went better than I hoped.

Ruby:More like overheated.

Ozpin:(The longer you’re like this the weirder it is.)

Oscar:*slowly gets up* I’m sorry! That was a total accident! I didn’t mean-

Penny:It’s fine, not your fault. *gets up fine*

Ruby:Wow she’s not twitching anymore! Good job Yang.

Yang:Heh, works every time.