#schneekos

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Snowflake?

Pyrrha: *Oiling up a strap-on* It's time for your weekly spitroast~

Weiss: *Internally* LET'S FUCKING GO!

Weiss: Oh? I hadn't even realized~

[toasterdrake]

i…. idk. gay people or something

[raccrows]

quiet kisses in the manor

[notmaplemable]

Weiss and Blake: *having a big anime fight*

Ren: What are they arguing about this time?

Ruby: Weiss thinks Pyrrha has better boobs than Yang. Blake disagrees.

Ren: Ah.

Ruby: Personally, when it comes to chests, I think Jaune wins, but whatever.

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Happy Birthday to Weiss

Ruby: Just a few more steps to your birthday present, Weiss!

Weiss: *blindfolded and being led by her hand* …um…okay…?

Ruby: …okay…aaaaand…open your eyes!

Weiss: *lifts blindfold*

Jaune: *with his beard grown out, hair extensions, and Rusted Knight cosplay armor* Uh…

Pyrrha: *with dyed gray streaks in her hair and Tarnished Spartan armor that shows off her muscles* …happy birthday…? 😅

Weiss: …

Weiss: …Ruby…

Weiss: …the only way anyone could POSSIBLY come up with this was by reading my private diary…

Weiss: …so just know that even though I love my present, I WILL get you back for this…!

Weiss: …now please get out. I want to enjoy my birthday gift.

Ruby: I made a calculated risk! Happy birthday, bestie! 😁

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🙃 ???

[patchodraws]

weiss has fallen for quite the catch !! (aka what if pyrrha had caught weiss in the emerald forest after their launch and actually became her teammate)

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Blake: It's the Frosted Empress! One of the sentinels!

Frosted Empress: Indeed I am, but- *removing her veil*

Weiss: I prefer 'Weiss'

Yang: WEISS? WHY ARE YOU THE FROSTED EMPRESS?!?

Blake: How didi you get so old?!?!

Ruby: Are you alright?

Weiss: Please give me a moment to respond!

Weiss: Me and Jaune are both down here. We fell, we traveled through time because of ... magic, I suppose is the simplest answer, and We waited. For you. We know how to leave, but we still have things we must do - Jaune, Pyrrha and I have been waiting for a long Time.

Ruby: Wait- Pyrrha? You- you said Pyrrha, Right?

Weiss: Yes? Why are y- *realization* YES! YES I Did! She's here! We found her- we don't know why or how, but she is- She's the Tarnished Spartan! One moment-

Weiss sends up a Flare using her semblance and some material from around the place

Weiss: Now come on! *Summons Grimm* Hop on, We've got Ground to cover!

~~~~~

Weiss: Jaune? JAUNE!

The Rusted Knight: Weiss- TEAM RWBY!

Blake: JAUNE?!? YOU'RE THE RUSTED KNIGHT!

Jaune: What, did Weiss forget to mention that? Gods- It's been so long!

Yang: Hey! It's your Steed!

Jaune: Yep! Juniper- Even if Pyrrha's here I still needed the rest of my team with me- Has she told you about Pyrrha?

Yang: Only a Little bit! You found her in here? How have you been? What happened?

Jaune: We'll explain what we can on the way- We've got food at the cabin, Pyrrha will get back to us soon after, and we can all explain the situation at once, so none of us forget anything.

Weiss: *Walks up to Jaune, grabbing his chestplate*

Jaune: Kisses?

Weiss: Yes.

Ruby: Wait, hold on, When did that happen?

Jaune: A couples years after we got here, Come on! Back to the Cabin!

Yang: Dang, never thought I'd be jealous of Vomit b- Well, Vomit Man now.

Blake: *Leaning in Close* And just why are you jealous of Him?

Yang: *Blushing* No reason! Let's go!

Blake: *Snickers*

~~~~~

Pyrrha: I'm back! I didn't find-

R_BY: ...

Pyrrha: ... Team RWBY?

Yang: The- The rest of us, Yeah ...

Blake: Pyrrha ... I- You look ...

Ruby: So you really are alive ...

Pyrrha: Yes. I- I believe I am at least. That or one of us has completely lost our minds.

Ruby: ...

Pyrrha: I heard that, uh, you managed to put the hurt on Cinder after she ... You know ... Killed me.

Ruby: I- Y-yeah.

Pyrrha: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: I think we should all have a seat now. Weiss, Pyrrha and I will tell you about what all has happened here, and we'll get you something to eat.

Weiss: C'mon honey. Let's get you out of that armor.

Pyrrha: Thank you Weiss. *Smooch*

[ahn1zos]

Weiss had a crush on Pyrrha canon in my head ❄️🍁

[frishbi]

Schneekos commission, they're doing a cute selfie! <3

[moltensmusings]

Schneekos joins my sticker designs. Weiss is based on her concept dress, Pyrrha is a personal redesign. Liked the idea of her dress having more Greek inspiration.

Those that follow me know I've enjoyed them but only recently gone a bit insane for them.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Jaune: "C'mon, just be yourself."

Weiss: "'Be myself'? Jaune, I have one day to win Pyrrha over."

Weiss: *turns to RBY* "How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ruby: "Couple weeks."

Yang: "Few months."

Blake: "Jury’s still out."

Weiss: "See?"

[novankenn]

That is.... IT!

Pyrrha was sitting in the cafeteria along with Nora, Ren and all of team RWBY aside from Weiss Schnee, who was currently standing near the doors, poking Jaune Arc in the chest while verbally eviscerating him. Clenched in her hand a simple fork, that was mystically twisting in upon itself.

Ren: (Noticing the fork) Pyrrha, no.

Pyrrha: I won't... I won't...

Nora: (Leans in and whispers) Pyrrha, yes.

RWBY for their part just lean back and attempt to stay out of the line of fire. As they watch a fuming Pyrrha rise from her seat like Godzilla from the sea.

Ren: (Reaching up to use his semblance) Pyrrha, No!

Nora: (slapping Ren's hand away) Pyrrha... YES!

The rest of the cafeteria grows deathly silent as they watch in rapt fascination as the Mistral Champion, THE Invincible Girl stalked her way towards the SDC Heiress and... well Jaune.

Weiss: And ANOTHER thing, you utter uncouth doltish buffoon of a neanderthal! I will not nor would I ever consider... (Stops talking when an ominous shadow looms over her)

Jaune: Oh, hey Pyr. Is there something you need?

Pyrrha: Yes... Yes there is...

Weiss swallows nervously as she feels Pyrrha's hand on the back of her neck. Jaune for his part looks at Pyrrha as he feels her hand on the back of his neck.

Jaune / Weiss : Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: I have had enough of this... It is going to stop... and it stops right now... okay?

Jaune / Weiss: Yes?

Pyrrha: Good.... good... now you know what to do...

Jaune / Weiss: Huh?

Pyrrha: KISS AND MAKE UP!

There is a shocked gasp as Pyrrha uses her ungodly strength to force Jaune and Weiss into a tight and extensive lip lock that the two attempt to resist... at least for three seconds. The kiss continues for about a minute before Pyrrha separates the pair.

Pyrrha: Good boy... Good Girl... it's more fun to play nice isn't it?

Jaune / Weiss: (Dreamily) Yes...

Pyrrha: Now that that is settled... Ren! Nora!

Nora: Yes Pyr?

Pyrrha: You camping with RWBY tonight...

Nora: Aye! Aye!

Jaune / Weiss: Huh?

Pyrrha: Let's go... Mommy needs some special attention

Keeping hold of them by their collars Pyrrha walks out into the hall dragging a stunned Weiss and Jaune with her...

(Credit : Original Image Artist Zephylyne)

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Is there a reason you called me here?

Weiss: I'm going to kick your ass for supplanting all of Jaune, undoing all of the hard work he made while you were gone, and for being the root of all my poor decisions! (Laughs) WE'RE RIVALS NOW!

Pyrrha: You like me, don't you, Weiss~?

Weiss: (Blushing) A-Are you really that thick?!

[notmaplemable]

Pyrrha: Do you think I could pull off a tube top?

Weiss: I could pull a tube top off of you.

Pyrrha: What?

Weiss: I think it would depend on the specific style you had in mind.

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Front Row Seats

Weiss: Good morning, Ruby! 😊

Ruby: Weiss! You’re glowing! And you’re…shorter…? 🤨

Weiss: Hm? Oh, I’ve decided to start wearing flats!

Weiss: *half turns and shows Ruby her new shoes* 😁

Ruby: They look great, but why the sudden change? You’ve worn heels ever since we’ve met! You’ve dropped like…four inches!

Pyrrha: *walking into the room* Oh, hello, Ruby! *steps forward to Weiss’s side and kisses her cheek*

Jaune: Hey, Ruby! *comes to Weiss’s other side and kisses Weiss’s hair*

Weiss: *turns to Pyrrha’s breasts at eye level on her left* Hello, Pyrrha~! 🥰

Weiss: *turns to Jaune’s breasts at eye level on her right* Good morning, Jaune~! 🥰

Ruby: Good work partner! You’ve strategically manipulated your height to your advantage!

Weiss: 😏

Jaune/Pyrrha: *confused in six-foot-tall*

[patchodraws]

back from one dream into the arms of another (aka what if pyrrha made it to vacuo)