#Weiss schnee

[c-jay-s-head-canons-only]

Talking about Blake like this reminds me of this quote.

This is more or less how I feel about her from V4 on, despite her not being much of an activist there.

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

[tamagoscape]

no more cookies!!!

[amelia-yap]

Qrow comes back to Patch after months and sees Tayang and Summer trying to give an angry winged and horned fire-breathing child a bath while Ruby tries to stop her sister from killing the child because she accidentally burnt her hair.

hhh

[arc-misadventures]

Demon Sisters

Ren: Dammit!

Jaune: That noble bastard whore!

Ren: He told us to clear up a small cult! Two, three people tops! I've lost count of how many people I've killed!

Jaune: At least fifty three in total!

Ren: You're keeping count?!

Jaune: Yes. Fifty four!

Ren: Why?!

Jaune: Cause I'm going to make that fat noble prick pay a gold coin for every cultist we've killed! And, if he refuses, it'll be one punch per dead cultist!

Ren: We split the punches fifty fifty?

Jaune: Hell yeah we will!

Ren: Awesome! Let's do this!

~~~

Ren: Haa haa haa... What... Haa... What's the count?

Jaune: One... Ohh boy... One hundred, and seventy two...

Ren: One hundred, and seventy two gold coins, or one hundred, and seventy two punches... I'm not sure which one I want more!

Jaune: A hundred, and seventy gold coins, two punches if he refuses. Or, two for the hell of it!

Ren: Hell yeah!

Jaune: But, money aside... The hell is with this cult...? When they came running at us most of them were unarmed, little knives at the best, then they grabbed whatever weapons they found along the way.

Ren: I know cultist tend to be... fanatical... But, when they came running at us, I didn't get that fanatical zeal when they were charging towards us. It was more frantic if anything.

Jaune: Their screams... They didn't sound crazy, but... they sounded scared.

Ren: Yeah... They weren't running towards us, more like they were running away from something, and we just happened to be in their way.

Jaune: Hmm... We haven't seen any of the upper echelon, much less the cult leader, just the peons...

Ren: Yeah... Something feels wrong... Very wrong.

Jaune: Agreed. Stay on your guard, we're walking in blind.

Ren: Always.

~~~

Ren: Okay, seems to be leading to end of the little cult hideoooooooooout...

Ren: Oh...

Ren: Hey, Jaune, I figured out what the cultists were running from!

Jaune: Let me guess: They preformed a ritual to summon a being of unimaginable power to obtain unimaginable power in turn. However, the being they summoned didn't give them squat, and instead killed them all, and is just standing there gloating over a pile of bloody corpses waiting for a tag of foolish heroes to come by, and fight them?

Ren: Yes. But, the being they summoned was a demon.

Jaune: Typical summoned creature during a cult ritual. Shame though, I was hoping for an eldritch monster personally, I'm tired of dealing with demons.

Ren: Yeah, but uhh... There's... There's two demons instead of one.

Jaune: Peachy.

Ren: But, uhhh...?

Jaune: What's uhhh?

Ren: Well...

Jaune: What's, 'Uhhh?'

Jaune: Oh... They're, 'Uhhh.'

Ren: Uhhh... Shit...

Jaune: That's one way to say it.

: Oh? What's this? Look sister! A group of adventures are here to kill us~!

: Adventurers? Maybe we'll be able to have some fun dealing with these two than those pathetic little cultist.

Jaune: Uhh... W-We're just here to deal with the cultists.

Ren: And, we're told they're just be two cultists not... What's the final count?

Jaune: Two hundred, and thirteen.

Ren: Two hundred and thirteen cultist, and two demons wasn't in out contract!

Jaune: And, we don't get hazard pay for this either!

Ren: Since when have we ever gotten hazard pay?

Jaune: Exactly! So, we're just going to go.

Ren: See you later!

: Uh uh uh!

Ren: They've blocked the exit...

Jaune: Cue the boss music...

: The cultists didn't sacrificed enough to myself, and my sister for us to remain in the material world for a few more hours. So while we're here we would like some... Entertainment~!

Jaune: Boss music intensifies...

Ren: Alright then! Bring it!

: Ahahah~! Sheath your weapons, we're not interested in any fight. Well, I can't speak for my sister, I'm more interested in something else~!

Ren: She's looking at you.

Jaune: I can tell, Ren.

: Tell me, Sir Knight, what is your name?

Jaune: My name is Jaune Arc! Paladin of the order of the Summer Maiden!

: A paladin?!

: Of the Summer Maiden~?

Jaune: Now, I've told you my name, what are yours?

: Oh how rude of me, my name is Bleiss, Demon of the Ashen Snow. And this is my sister...

: My name is, Weiss, Demon of the Frozen Snow!

Bleiss: And, I think dear sister, we have found our... Entertainment~!

Weiss: Indeed we did sister~!

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...

Jaune: They're talking about...

Ren: They're talking about you, yes.

Jaune: Alright...

Ren: Okay, ladies! I'm going to leave, I'll leave my friend here with you. Try not to break them, Jaune.

Jaune: Should you be saying that to them about me?

Ren: Jaune, what happened to that, Greater Demon we met?

Jaune: She gave me her card?

Ren: She went away with a lim… She gave you her card?!

Jaune: Yeah, it's a summing card incase I want to...

Ren: Smash?

Jaune: Yeah...

Ren: ...

Ren: Okay, I'm going, I’ll see you later at the bar after I beat up that noble.

Jaune: Okay, see you later, Ren!

Jaune: Okay so... How do you want to do this ladies~?

Weiss: Hold on, you slept with a greater demon?

Bleiss: And she gave you a 'booty call card~?'

Jaune: Uhh... yeah...

Bleiss: Oh my, that's certainly an achievement~!

Weiss: Tell us, what was this greater demons name~?

Jaune: W-Willow the Greater Demon of the Ember Snow.

Bleiss: W-Willow the Greater Demon...?

Weiss: Of the Ember Snow...?

Jaune: Uhh... Yeah, that's the one.

Bleiss: That's our mom...

Jaune: She's you're what...?

Weiss: You fuck our mom...

Jaune: I did what?!

Bleiss: And, you got her card...?

Jaune: Seriously, Willow is your mother?

WB: ...

WB: DIBS!!!

Jaune: Whoa hey?!

[meadowindreams]

what weiss didnt know was that jaune was actually here to have sex with her mother, the pizza was there as a excuse incase someone like her father answered the door, luckily they have both prepared for this outcome and Jaune, just climb the wall and into Willow private chambers

Jaune: that was close

Willow: yes it was

Jaune:i told you the pizza box would work

Willow: sorry about my daughter, i thought she was in her room

Jaune, kissing her passionately: its okay im just glad i coudl see you again

Delivery!

*Ding Dong*

Weiss: *Opens the door* Yes? Jaune?!

Jaune: *Dressed as pizza delivery boy* Hey, I have a delivery for...

Weiss: For me? Ha! Nice try, is this another one of your dumb pick up lines?

Jaune: ...No. I do have a delivery... *smug* for your mom.

Weiss: Excuse me?!

Willow: *From inside the house* Weiss, is that my pizza with extra sausage?

Weiss: *confuse* Eh?

Jaune: *Moves his eyebrows quickly and with a smug face*

Weiss: *Worry* EH?!!!

Jaune: Just kidding, she did order a pizza with extra sausage. *Shows the pizza to her and hands it over* See ya! *Leaves*

Weiss: *Watching him go* You got me good Jaune, you got me real good.

[fillmargarin]

Weiss attack 😵‍💫❄️

[razorblade180]

Take it back

Jaune:*polishing sword*

Blake:Hey there, old timer.

Jaune:Heh, hello there. Is it time for us to vote on dinner?

Blake:Almost. I’m stopping by now since I’d probably have a hard time talking to you alone later.

Jaune:What’s up? Need help surprising Yang with something?

Blake:Nope. Remember back at Beacon when our two teams had to make schedules together because Weiss demanded joint training and team building?

Jaune:I remember getting yelled out for spilling the whiteout.

Blake:Yeah that was a rough day for you. Anyways, I remember having to be in charge of the schedule since some people would obsess over it while others forgot to bring or update it. I didn’t mind. Memorizing dates is easy for me. *pulls out box* Happy birthday.

Jaune:…Huh, imagine that. Thank you.

Blake:Don’t tell you forgot?

Jaune:No, I just…it hasn’t mattered for a long time. I didn’t bring it up today because honestly, it bothers me a little. Keeping track in the Ever After was hard; after a while it felt lonely. Is it weird I don’t like my birthday much?

Blake:No. I don’t care for mine either. I spent of couple of them protesting or hiding before.

Jaune:That seriously sucks.

Blake:It’s life. I let the others celebrate it cause it makes them happy. That’s enough for me, but I’ll keep yours quiet. Figure you had a reason.

Jaune:Thanks. This means a lot actually.

Blake:You haven’t even opened it yet. Anyways, I gotta go. Ruby has paid me off to help support her campaign for the seafood restaurant for their dessert. *walks away*

Jaune:Didn’t know you take bribes.

Blake:It’s a seafood restaurant. *closes door*

The boy let out a chuckle. He put his blade down and unwrapped the blue birthday paper to reveal the densest planner he’s ever seen. The cover revealed it could plan the next three years out. Who would’ve thought Blake could be so cheeky? Jaune opened it to find his birthday but instead found another surprise. The dates were crossed out.

He flipped the page. Again, all crossed out. Page after page showed each individual day crossed out well into the future. Jaune couldn’t make sense of it at first. He took another look at the gift box and found an additional items. Multiple bottles of whiteout alongside a written note.

“You’ve done your fair share of planning ahead. Now reclaim your time day by day. The Rusted Knight has had its time; it’s your turn now. May it be spontaneous and a splendid do over, dear friend.”

Jaune was absolutely speechless. All he could do was grab the whiteout and clear away today’s date, leaving it full of endless possibilities. He closed it slowly as he thought of all the ways he could really reclaim lost time. Sharpening his blade was not it. He got up and left to join his friends in living area where they were debating.

Nora:Ah! Perfect timing. Jaune, please tell these psychopaths why we should have breakfast for dinner tonig-

Jaune:I want steak.

Ruby and Nora:What!?

Yang and Weiss:*hi five*

Nora:But why steal of all things!?

Ruby:It’s boring!

Jaune:Maybe, but we’d get free desserts today if it’s a special occasion.

Blake:*smiles*

Ren:Special occasion?

Jaune:Yeah. *smiles* Today’s my birthday.

NRYRW:WHAT!?

Oscar:Oh, Happy Birthday.

[bluearc009]

Jaune Birthday Gifts

Ren, Nora and Oscar gift

Together: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAUNE!

Ren: here's your gift.

Nora: we made it our selves

Oscar: we hope you like it.

They're holding a plate of pancakes shape like pumpkin Pete head.

Jaune:(smile) thanks guys(take a bite of it) it's delicious.

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Yang Gift

After finishing his pancakes Jaune is walking down the shades academy hallway when he see Yang.

Yang: Hey Jaune happy birthday.

before Jaune could say a word Yang grabbed his hand and drag him into a closet.

Jaune: what are you doing?

Yang: this is my gift to you, just today and only for one minute(started unzipping her overalls) you can touch the girls(making them jiggle).

Jaune:(blushing) this is a joke right.

Yang: no joke,(grab the edge of her shirt) so you wanna touch them with or without the shirt?

1 minute later Jaune left the closet face all red as yang zip up her overalls with a smile on her face.

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Blake gift

Blake is standing by the door smiling as she look at jaune face.

Blake: I see Yang gave you her gift.

Jaune:(blushing) yeah.

Blake: well here's my gift, I saw this in the store and thought you would like.

She handed him a jackalope pin

Jaune:(looking at the pin) looks kinda like juniper.

Blake: That's why I bought it, I can tell you miss her alot.

Jaune:(wiping away a tear) thanks Blake.

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Ruby and Weiss gift

Jaune return to his team dome room there he found Ruby and Weiss waiting for him.

Jaune: Weiss, Ruby what are guys doing here?

Ruby: well since Yang and Blake are on guard duty.

Weiss: and Nora, Ren and Oscar went to the movies.

Ruby: we figure that now would be a good time to give you our gift.

Weiss: and believe me you're going to love it.

They both walk up to Jaune, Ruby kiss him first then Weiss kiss him after Ruby lead Jaune to his bed as Weiss close the door.

Few hours later Jaune laying in his bed with Ruby sleeping on his right side and Weiss sleeping on his left looking at them both he smiled and kiss both their heads.

Jaune: what a birthday.

[8bit-cookie-thief]

This brings happiness. It has been a long time since a Sulemio Whiterose crossover has crossed my dash and I have missed it.

I'm greatly looking forward to the new Sulemio manga that is coming out. As for RWBY, there is something coming, I feel it in my bones

Was bored so I put whiterose in Witch From Mercury

[drygutsandhollowbones]

PYRRHA: Martial law? 

JAUNE: Is Ironwood nuts? 

JAUNE: Just leaving his people there, and for what? Because he’s scared? What a complete waste of oxygen.

PYRRHA: It’s so… 

WEISS: Awful.

JAUNE: I always got awful vibes from him! People like him shouldn’t even have a position of power if they’re just going to abandon everyone. 

JAUNE: Just goes to show that you can’t trust the general, the Ace Ops, or anyone else affiliated with...

JAUNE: I mean…

JAUNE: Anyways, good news! We got the Relic!!!!!!

JAUNE: Also, the seven baddies trying to attack us? We’re now down to six. 

NORA: And what about Oscar??

JAUNE: He’s perfectly fine, actually.

NORA: Thank the gods’.

JAUNE: Howeverrrrr, the Grimm have been getting worse.

RUBY: whuh?

REN: It was already bad when we came here, but now it’s like they’re everywhere. 

NORA: It’s almost like Beacon.

RUBY: so, what do you suggest?

JAUNE: The people down there need us more than anything!

JAUNE: If we could save the people of Mistral… we need to save the people down there as well. 

RUBY: we need to also warn the people of remnant-

JAUNE: You can STILL do that.

JAUNE: I know how to stop THAT. I can’t just abandon someone, leave them when I know how to fix everything. 

JAUNE: We go down there and find their source, fix it, and then we bounce. 

YANG: so you suggest we go down there, kill a bunch of grimm, shelter the people of mantle, AND solve their problems?

JAUNE: RIGHT-O!!!

JAUNE: It’s gonna be a quickie!

JAUNE: I owe the people of Mantle to give them some sort of protection. 

RUBY: so you want us to split up?

JAUNE: Well we’re at a divide, aren’t we?

REN: Jaune is going to run off and do it anyways, so we might as well join him this time.

JAUNE: Alrighty! 

RUBY: yang?

RUBY: :( 

YANG: like what Jaune said, down there is like actual HELL.

YANG: you guys focus on helping remnant as a whole, while me, jaune, and ren help the people of mantle.

YANG: we’ll be in and out, rubes.

RUBY: you promise?

YANG: i promise. 

[LAST | NEXT]

[craziechwiv]

Ren: *Walks over to where Jaune's workout at* Hey Jaune, I got a question for you.

Jaune: *Finishing a pushup before getting up* Hm? What's up Ren?

Ren: *Looks at the card given to him, then back up at Jaune* First off, I'm so sorry.

Jaune: Huh?

Ren: Which do you prefer; Breasts, Ass, Thighs, Affection, Personality, or all of the above?

Jaune: ....Why-

Ren: *Whispers* Look at the entrance but don't make it obvious.

Jaune: *Looks over to see team RWBY+ others watching them * Ah...you got a pen?

~~~~~~~~~~

Ren: Alright I got your answers.

Weiss: Well, what are you waiting for?! Hurry up and read them!

Ren: Right, right. The answers are. Breasts-

Yang: HAH I KNEW IT!

Ren: Breasts go to Yang.

Yang: Wait what?

Ren: Thighs go to Ruby or Harriet.

Ruby: Huh?! Why not only me?!

Harriet: Hehe, you're not the only one with 'squish' rosebud.

Ren: Ass goes to Blake or Coco.

Coco: Damn right it does!

Blake: Okay I can understand Coco, but why me also?

Yang: Cuz that 'cake' you got us lethal of choking someone out!

Blake: *Flustered* Yang!

Ren: Affection is Nora or Velvet

Nora: Aww yeah! Up top Bunny!

Velvet: *High fives Nora back* Woo!

Ren: Personality is Weiss.

Weiss: He- He couldn't think of anything else?!

Ren: Trust me, it was either you or Jessica.

Weiss: I- erm...fine. I'll take it, but I won't be happy.

Ruby: So that's everyone right?

Ren: Not quite.

Weiss: Huh? What else is there?

Ren: And all of the above is...Penny.

RWBY+RNCVH: *They all turn to face Penny*

Penny: *Waves at them* 😁

Ruby: Yeah, I can see why.

Yang: No contest there.

Velvet: She's adorable even without trying...

Harriet: A tactical genius through and through.

Weiss: I guess I can take the loss at that.

Nora: Yeah...so Renny no hard feelings about, 'all this', right?

Ren: Oh of course. More so over what Jaune named me.

Nora: What are you?

Ren: Bromance option one.

[decreare]

Dyed Blonde

Weiss: Oh My Oum! Yang: I can explain? Weiss: Well I didn't expect this when I when I needed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Tell me Xio-Long what ARE you doing then? Yang: Well I uh- Weiss: Because I can tell you what I THINK you are doing! It appears that you were never a natural blonde! Otherwise you wouldn't be in the tub touching up your raven-black roots! Yang: Tenses D-don't tell Ruby- Weiss: Your SISTER doesn't know?! How long have you been keeping up this farce Xio Long Yang: Before she was born... A choking silence falls between them Yang: My M-mom, Ruby's birth mom, showed me how... Weiss: Well then, I know how troublesome dying so much hair can be. Hand me that brush! Yang: What? Weiss: You owe me Xio Long After the process... Yang: I'm going to bed Weiss: Stop right there Xio Long! You still owe me! Yang: Listen Weiss I appreciate the help but I've been doing this for years- Weiss: Oh I'll help you alright! You big-titted cow! I just want to secure your end of the deal! Yang: Right... and what do I owe you hm? Weiss: I-uh cuddles? Yang: Weiss Cream wants cuddles? How do I know I won't melt you away~ Weiss: Oh shut it and get on my bed, I'll meet you there Yang: Oh? Who knew Snow Princess could be so forward! Well, what are you waiting for~ Weiss hugs the older girl, Yang couldn't help but pet her hair Yang: So this is what you wanted huh? Weiss: Yang I swear to Oum if you make fun- Yang: No, I get it Weiss: W-well good! And you shound't pet a Schnee! Yang: Want me to stop? Weiss: Gods no! They both soon fall asleep. With Yang's arms wrapped around Weiss's body while Weiss's head rested on top Yang's bosom Ruby: On one hand I'm jealous that Weiss is in my spot but on the other hand I'm happy my Sister and Bestie are getting along! Wah, I still want my morning cuddles dammit! Blake: I never could imagine a Schnee being affectionate... And who's to say we can't do the same? Ruby: Does that mean I get to touch your cute kitty ears!? Blake: ... If you are going to do that, you better not pull on them... Ruby: Oh relax Zwei never complained! Blake: ... Alright then... Later... Glynda: Where is team RWBY!?!? Nora: Renny why didn't we stay in bed! You love my hugs Pyrrha: I wish I could get Jaune to cuddle me... Jaune: What? Nora: Oh Jaune-Jaune gives the BEST hugs! You just gotta ask him! Pyrrha: R-really?

[madman479r]

RWBY MK INTROS (Jaune becomes Spawn II)

Ren

Frayer: I didn't want you to see me like this.

Ren: Dead or alive, you're my brother.

Frayer: Thank you, brother.

***

Ren: Jaune, what happened to you?

Frayer: I got stronger.

Ren: At what cost?

***

Frayer: Get out of my way, Ren.

Ren: This isn't what Pyrrha would want.

Frayer: You've used up your one pass for that.

***

Ren: You're not the only one who lost Pyrrha.

Frayer: We won't lose anyone again.

Ren: You can't guarantee that.

***

Nora

Frayer: I didn't want you to see me like this.

Nora: You're still my fearless leader, dummy.

Frayer: Thank you, Nora.

***

Nora: Jaune means yellow, what does Frayer mean?

Frayer: It means Spawn.

Nora: That's a goofy name.

***

Frayer: I'm a dead man walking.

Nora: You're still Jaune to me.

Frayer: No, I'm not.

***

Nora: Stop this, Jaune. Please.

Frayer: I'm protecting you and Ren, Nora.

Nora: Not like this, Jaune.

***

Pyrrha

Frayer: Pyrrha? Is that you?

Pyrrha: Guess again, toasted shit face

Frayer: Violator. Don't think that face'll save you.

***

Pyrrha: Who are you?

Frayer: The idiot you took pity on.

Pyrrha: it can't be... Jaune?

***

Frayer: Bad idea, mother fucker.

Pyrrha: What are you talking about?

Frayer: You're using a dead girl's face.

***

Pyrrha: Who are you?

Frayer: The idiot you took pity on.

Pyrrha: Jaune would never commit the atrocities you have!

***

Frayer: Why did you accept Ozpin's offer?

Pyrrha: It was my destiny.

Frayer: Fuck destiny.

***

Jaune

Frayer: Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Jaune: Whoa! Who- what are you?

Frayer: The fucking ghost of Christmas future.

***

Jaune: So I become a badass anti hero? Cool!

Frayer: Was i that fucking naive?

Jaune: A potty mouth too.

***

Frayer: You sure you wanna train with me?

Jaune: You said Pyrrha dies, so I want to be strong enough to stop that.

Frayer: I'm gonna make you beg for death.

***

Jaune: This isn't how a hero should act.

Frayer: Don't you give me a fucking lecture.

Jaune: You're just as bad as the bad guys.

RWBY MK intros (Jaune becomes Spawn)

(Frayer is French for Spawn)

RUBY

Frayer: Drop your morals or get outta my way.

Ruby: I know you're still in there, Jaune.

Frayer: Stop it, Ruby.

***

Ruby: My Cape is cooler.

Frayer: Mine gives me whatever weapon I want.

Ruby: Crescent Rose is all i need.

***

Frayer: We gotta kill our enemies.

Ruby: If we do, we're no better than them.

Frayer: Say that when your sister dies.

***

Ruby: Jaune, is that you?

Frayer: Arc is dead, I'm what remains.

Ruby: No, please. Not you too.

***

Weiss

Frayer: You think the same as Rose?

Weiss: I'm just not sure.

Frayer: Our enemies deserve death.

***

Weiss: Jaune? What happened to you?

Frayer: As if you give a shit, Schnee.

Weiss: You're my friend, of course I care!

***

Frayer: Your sister is pissing me off.

Weiss: Maybe don't disobey her every order.

Frayer: I don't take orders from anyone.

***

Weiss: I kind of miss your goofy attitude.

Frayer: The attitude of a weakling.

Weiss: You were stronger than you realise.

***

Blake

Frayer: Heads up, you're not my type.

Blake: You think you're mine?

Frayer: Your last boyfriend was edgy, dark and brooding.

***

Blake: I miss the old Jaune.

Frayer: You never gave a shit about him.

Blake: You don't know what you have 'til it's gone.

***

Frayer: You killed Adam?

Blake: It was a one time thing!

Frayer: Why stop with him?

***

Blake: We can't become killers!

Frayer: Adam might have something to say.

Blake: That's-! That's not the same!

***

Yang

Frayer: You got a problem, Xiao-Long?

Yang: You made Ruby cry!

Frayer: Boo-fucking-hoo.

***

Yang: When did you become such an asshole?

Frayer: Probably when I became an undead corpse.

Yang: Smart ass too.

***

Frayer: You regret killing Adam?

Yang: Not for a second.

Frayer: Ready to get your hands dirty again?

***

Yang: Think you can handle me?

Frayer: Fight me and you'll lose more than a limb.

Yang: For that, I'm hitting below the belt.

***

[amelia-yap]

Summer: Did you give the power to transform into a dragon to a child?

Ozpin: Why you ask me that Summer?

Summer: Shows Weiss to Ozpin.

Ozpin: … fuck I didn’t expect for the powers to be hereditary… especially after the Schnee family stopped manifesting them after a couple of generations centuries ago…

Summer: I’m sorry the what family?

anon what r you cooking

[arc-misadventures]

He Knows!

Jaune staring at, Weiss: His mind deep in thought.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: "That girl..."

Weiss: ...?

Jaune: "Is totally a, Hatsune Miku fangirl."

Weiss: ...

Weiss: "OH FUCK!"

Weiss: "He knows?!"