#rick and morty quote

[neiveel3llson]

This season made me cry

BLOOD WARNING

"How's it feel? Better? No? Exactly the same? Yea, it always does."

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[my-prompt-dump]

Why Sam can't love Dean

Dean: So what? You saying Sam's scared of love?

Gabriel: Everyone's scared of love, Dean-o. You learned that in your 20s. It takes a very rare, very powerful being to be terrified of happiness.

Dean: That's dumb as fuck.

Gabriel: You're dumb. That's why you're not scared to be happy. The smarter you are the more you know. Happiness is a trap, it can't last forever. Let's say you meet the love of your life; well it's still going to end. It's inevitable. Whether by the slow pull of a disease or the shock of a knife in the back on the end of a battle. Whether it be the corrosion of two personalities that reshape each other until they're incompatible. Or maybe the old stranger in a bar who says the things that need to be said to that person, that night. The point is happiness always ends. Best case scenario, think about this, best case... is that you die at the same time.

[darkwitch1999]

I got bored again....😂😂😂😂

Drawing is based off of this photo:

The "Peace Among Worlds" Quote is based off of this:

[fukia]

Lucy: [sobbing on the ground over her un-existed sister]

Flynn: …And then we're gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Lucy. And you're gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Lucy...

Flynn: ...because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll TEAR us apart, Lucy!!

Flynn: But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Lucy, and you're gonna be part of 'em.

Flynn: And together we're gonna run around, Lucy, we're gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Lucy. Just you and me, Lucy. Rittenhouse is our enemy, Lucy... we're the only.... friends we've got, Lucy! It's just Flynn and Lucy. Flynn and Lucy and their adventures, Lucy.. FLYNN AND LUCY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Flynn and Lucy.. some...things.. Me and Flynn and Lucy runnin' around and... Flynn and Lucy time... a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days Flynn and Lucy! forever a hundred times.... OVER and over Flynn and Lucy... adventures dot com...W W W dot at Flynn and Lucy dot com w..w..w... Flynn and Lucy adventures.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Flynn and Lucy dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Flynn and Lucy dot com.......

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Fury: I can’t tell any of the Avengers apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes them all identical.

Tony: Hey! Fuck you!

Fury: Except for Stark.

Tony: Thank you.

Fury: He’s the fucking worst of them all.

[sh1ngaru]

i am but a weak man who gives into fandoms at a whim

[bingobongocheerio]

(Y/N): What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

(Y/N): It becomes daytrogen.

Rick:

Rick: I'm going to bed.

(Y/n): Good nitrogen.

Morty: Sleep tightrogen.

Summer: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.

Rick: [angry screams from the garage]

(Y/n): Let's go before he comes after us.

[unicornblossom13]

Elita-1: Why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Prime: Thank you for that, Elita, but I think I have a better option.

[Meanwhile, at the Decepticon’s lair]

Starscream: Geez, why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Megatron: Careful, Starscream, you’re one remark away from being dismantled.

Starscream: All I’m saying is, I’m not the one using the war room to come up with a plan to one up my ex-boyfriend.

[skenisasleb]

[lon3rlife]

“Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere.”

“In bars”

“In cars”

“Sidewalks”

“Stores”

“Everywhere. There is no escape.”

“I’m God’s lonely man.”

[ricksanchezxmalereader]

M/n: MORTY QUICK, TAKE THIS AND GAURD IT WITH YOUR LIFE

Morty: wha- what is it M/n

M/n: it’s Ricks phone… he’s been on TikTok for over a day watching those space weasel robot things

Morty: oh no

Rick: WHERES MY FUCKING PHONE

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think

[beetles4brains]

brick and mortar

[birdricks]

i love the stars (j'adore les etoiles)

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 27

Jason: Pretty cool, huh Dick?

Jason: Oh.

Bruce: Uh, I thought it was cool.

Jason: I don't give a fuck what you think, Bruce!

Dana: Have you ever relaxed?

Jason: Once. It made me very stressed.

[uptolovegood]

barty: i wonder what it takes to please you. that’s the job i want. part time, full time. i want to be good at it, bad at it. i want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. i’m on my knees, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. what do you think about that?

regulus:

regulus: you’re hired, i guess?