#rick and morty incorrect quotes

[bingobongocheerio]

(Y/N): What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

(Y/N): It becomes daytrogen.

Rick:

Rick: I'm going to bed.

(Y/n): Good nitrogen.

Morty: Sleep tightrogen.

Summer: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.

Rick: [angry screams from the garage]

(Y/n): Let's go before he comes after us.

[deadqueerboys]

Rick: Am I weird?

M/n: Hell yeah you're weird.

Morty, whispering: Are they flirting?

Summer: I don't know!

[nykie-love-anime]

Home

Y/N: - texting Rick - Y/N: Text me when you’re home safely please - a while later - Rick: I am home dangerously Y/N: Stop it Rick: I’m home recklessly

Masterlist

[q-ueen-potato]

Morty: Good people die early.

Morty: that's when i grow up i want be just like Grandpa

Beth: Morty! Your grandpa can be an amazing person. Where you came with that?

Morty: Rick said his dream was that the garbage trunk hit dad to take him already

Beth: Your grandfather never said it

Rick: oh no! I did said it

Beth: DAD!

Rick: what? Am i lieing? That thing you decided to marry.

Beth: but doesn't need say it in front them.

Rick: i will say iy, that's good so they doesn't became Jerry 2.

Beth: oh my - Your grandfather is joking

Rick: i am not. If i could I would hit him with my car myself, but I can't or Beth put me out the house

Morty: yeah, god doesn't like that things

Rick: god doesn't like your father

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Fury: I can’t tell any of the Avengers apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes them all identical.

Tony: Hey! Fuck you!

Fury: Except for Stark.

Tony: Thank you.

Fury: He’s the fucking worst of them all.

[unicornblossom13]

Elita-1: Why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Prime: Thank you for that, Elita, but I think I have a better option.

[Meanwhile, at the Decepticon’s lair]

Starscream: Geez, why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Megatron: Careful, Starscream, you’re one remark away from being dismantled.

Starscream: All I’m saying is, I’m not the one using the war room to come up with a plan to one up my ex-boyfriend.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think

[pinkydee10]

Eclipse: *walks into his lab*

Puppet: Eclipse. Eclipse flip the pickle over! Eclipse, flip the pickle over, the payoff is huge!

Eclipse: *does so*

Puppet: Look! I’ve turned myself into a pickle, Eclipse! IM PICKLE PUPPET!

[beetles4brains]

brick and mortar

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 27

Jason: Pretty cool, huh Dick?

Jason: Oh.

Bruce: Uh, I thought it was cool.

Jason: I don't give a fuck what you think, Bruce!

Dana: Have you ever relaxed?

Jason: Once. It made me very stressed.

[talekinesis]

Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?

Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..

Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..

Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..

Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions

Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..

Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)

Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..

[bingobongocheerio]

Morty: I don't think (Y/N)'s pleased with you.

Rick: Why the fuck do you say that?

Morty: [reading] "Dear Rick, I hope this message finds you before I do."

[deadqueerboys]

M/n: I'm immortal! I'm the strongest man in the galaxy! I would never get on my knees for any..

Rick: Shut your mouth and suck it!

M/n: On my knees, sir!

[nykie-love-anime]

I Told You So

Rick: I hate to say 'I told you so' Y/N: No you don’t Rick: - smirking at his partner - Y/N: You would marry 'I told you so' and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots

Masterlist

[uptolovegood]

barty: i wonder what it takes to please you. that’s the job i want. part time, full time. i want to be good at it, bad at it. i want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. i’m on my knees, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. what do you think about that?

regulus:

regulus: you’re hired, i guess?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rhodes: Hello guys, how’s the bonding going?

Steve: You’re the worst!

Tony: You sicken me!

Rhodes: I see.