#rick and morty incorrect quotes

[bingobongocheerio]

(Y/N): What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

(Y/N): It becomes daytrogen.

Rick:

Rick: I'm going to bed.

(Y/n): Good nitrogen.

Morty: Sleep tightrogen.

Summer: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.

Rick: [angry screams from the garage]

(Y/n): Let's go before he comes after us.

[deadqueerboys]

Rick: Am I weird?

M/n: Hell yeah you're weird.

Morty, whispering: Are they flirting?

Summer: I don't know!

[nykie-love-anime]

Home

Y/N: - texting Rick - Y/N: Text me when you’re home safely please - a while later - Rick: I am home dangerously Y/N: Stop it Rick: I’m home recklessly

Masterlist

[histronic-gizmo]

Morty: Would u still love me if I was a worm?

Rick: I'm not doing this again

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Fury: I can’t tell any of the Avengers apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes them all identical.

Tony: Hey! Fuck you!

Fury: Except for Stark.

Tony: Thank you.

Fury: He’s the fucking worst of them all.

[unicornblossom13]

Elita-1: Why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Prime: Thank you for that, Elita, but I think I have a better option.

[Meanwhile, at the Decepticon’s lair]

Starscream: Geez, why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Megatron: Careful, Starscream, you’re one remark away from being dismantled.

Starscream: All I’m saying is, I’m not the one using the war room to come up with a plan to one up my ex-boyfriend.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think

[beetles4brains]

brick and mortar

[pinkydee10]

Eclipse: *walks into his lab*

Puppet: Eclipse. Eclipse flip the pickle over! Eclipse, flip the pickle over, the payoff is huge!

Eclipse: *does so*

Puppet: Look! I’ve turned myself into a pickle, Eclipse! IM PICKLE PUPPET!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 27

Jason: Pretty cool, huh Dick?

Jason: Oh.

Bruce: Uh, I thought it was cool.

Jason: I don't give a fuck what you think, Bruce!

Dana: Have you ever relaxed?

Jason: Once. It made me very stressed.

[uptolovegood]

barty: i wonder what it takes to please you. that’s the job i want. part time, full time. i want to be good at it, bad at it. i want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. i’m on my knees, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. what do you think about that?

regulus:

regulus: you’re hired, i guess?

[bingobongocheerio]

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[deadqueerboys]

M/n: I'm immortal! I'm the strongest man in the galaxy! I would never get on my knees for any..

Rick: Shut your mouth and suck it!

M/n: On my knees, sir!

[nykie-love-anime]

Random Portal Part 2

Part 1

Y/N: - waiting patiently for Rick to pick up the phone - Rick: What... Y/N: Wait please before you hang up just listen Rick: - sighs but grunts for you to continue - Y/N: Okay before you lose your shit we did nothing wrong it just appeared Rick: Get on babe I don't have all day Y/N: Right, right sorry, okay so there is this blue fucking hell portal in the garage and there is this demon like creature sucking in Morty and we don't know what the hell to do and the thing keeps on tucking on Morty the more we pull him back Rick: When exactly did the portal open? Morty: - yelling in pain causing Y/N to pull away from the phone - Morty: Oh geez hurry up this fucking hurts aunt Y/N Y/N: Hold on I am trying to get Rick to come back just give me a minute Y/N: - back on he phone with Rick - Y/N: Okay I am back, so as I was about to say it came just after you left, some fucking asshole tried to grab me then Morty pushed me aside when the portal opened and the creature just grabbed him and haven't let go Rick: Fuck me Rick: - swears under his breath for a few seconds - Rick: Okay give me two minutes to finish my deal then I will be right back Summer: Shit Y/N he is pulling faster now come help me Y/N: Okay Rick I have to go please just hurry, see you later Hun

Masterlist

[histronic-gizmo]

My name is Morty and you’re watching Disney channel

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rhodes: Hello guys, how’s the bonding going?

Steve: You’re the worst!

Tony: You sicken me!

Rhodes: I see.