#timeless crack

[fukia]

Lucy: [sobbing on the ground over her un-existed sister]

Flynn: …And then we're gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Lucy. And you're gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Lucy...

Flynn: ...because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll TEAR us apart, Lucy!!

Flynn: But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Lucy, and you're gonna be part of 'em.

Flynn: And together we're gonna run around, Lucy, we're gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Lucy. Just you and me, Lucy. Rittenhouse is our enemy, Lucy... we're the only.... friends we've got, Lucy! It's just Flynn and Lucy. Flynn and Lucy and their adventures, Lucy.. FLYNN AND LUCY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Flynn and Lucy.. some...things.. Me and Flynn and Lucy runnin' around and... Flynn and Lucy time... a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days Flynn and Lucy! forever a hundred times.... OVER and over Flynn and Lucy... adventures dot com...W W W dot at Flynn and Lucy dot com w..w..w... Flynn and Lucy adventures.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Flynn and Lucy dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Flynn and Lucy dot com.......

[cardboard-crack]

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[the-punforgiven]

Im curious, for people who have beaten the Shadow of the Erdtree final boss, rb and put in the tags how you did it!

(Don't say who it is though, I've still got mutuals who haven't played it and are avoiding spoilers lol)

[picsinmyphotos]

Grace Jones, being Grace Jones, in her 70s.

[teapottroubles]

Materializes in front of you with no warning

[norbiegrafton]

closed starter for @malcontentswanns

down on one knee, norbie produced a small velvet box, peering up at will hopefully. "will you marry me?" he asked, and waited patiently for the answer.

then he sighed, and shut the box, and rose to his feet, dusting off the knees of his pants as he did so. as far as ideas went, practising his proposal with will hadn't been a bad one, but he did feel ridiculous doing it.

"how was that?" he asked. "better, worse? i don't know, will. should it be 'will you marry me'? what about 'will you be my husband?'" he was beginning to overthink things, and when norbie was overthinking, he began to get nervous.

"here, let me try again," with a grumble, he got back on one knee. "wylliam - er, lucerys," it was strange addressing will with a name that was not his own. "will you do me the honour of becoming my husband?"

he shook his head. "no, no, that's worse, isn't it?"

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Was listening to Timeless by Taylor Swift and had a lil idea.

Alec reading through Magnus’s journal (you know the one) and at some point somewhere he stops paying attention to names and faces cause at some point, he's started seeing himself in all those stories. Him and Magnus in 1800s Peru, in Revolutionary France, in New York in the 1930s and the list goes on.

And it goes past the journal too. Everytime he sees one of Magnus’s old photographs or paintings, one of the past souvenirs Magnus has kept, everytime Magnus tells him a new story, all he hears is me and you, another place, another time.

Eventually his queasiness about Magnus’s exes just fades away, replaced by a wistful feeling of what if that were us?

[ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way]

New Gregory Alan Isakov single has me crying in a ball on the floor, I know this album will leave me in a state.

[twilight-deviant]

People who have never watched Timeless, pick two characters to ship based on personal preference. Comment below.

If you have watched, point at two with your eyes closed or use a random number generator. 😂 Enjoy your new ship.

[nightmare-foundation]

slowly becoming a rosebird shipper

still a Legends Scatter/timeless rose (summer x ozpin) shipper tho

[nascentwaves]

"If your body hasn't experienced the heat death of the universe at least once in its lifetime, can you really claim that you've lived your life to the fullest?"

[cardboard-crack]

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[female-fogbank]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

Oh, how am I supposed to choose from everything? So, I'm gonna just go with the ones that I hold dear in my heart and still have a giggle about 🤣 🤣 🤣 

The Stranded Light Series

It was the first Garcy stories that everyone remembers me for in Timeless. It was a collab that I thoroughly enjoyed writing as I was given all the details and I wrote the story. It turned out brilliantly.

Below the Belt

Rewriting Garcy history with this one, I never stop smiling when I read it. What if all it took was a dick punch to save history?

Consequences

A Garcy fic, I spent three years writing this story, it will forever hold a special place in my heart. It has a cute kid, Karl and Jiya hooking up, humour and family feels.

A Vulcan Makeover

SNW fic with Spocklaan friendship. It's a crack fics, I love writing them, I love this one because HumanSpock and La'an are such gremlins. M'Benga puts his foot in it, Una accidentally ruined Spock's eyebrow.

Babysitting Frankie

The Last Ship fic that is basically a comedy of highly competent people being defeated by a child. That child's parents having to live with the consequences of their friends being shit babysitters.

[futurefocused]

You may touch once!

[teapottroubles]

Materializes in front of you with absolutely no warning