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Lucy: [sobbing on the ground over her un-existed sister]
Flynn: …And then we're gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Lucy. And you're gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Lucy...
Flynn: ...because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll TEAR us apart, Lucy!!
Flynn: But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Lucy, and you're gonna be part of 'em.
Flynn: And together we're gonna run around, Lucy, we're gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Lucy. Just you and me, Lucy. Rittenhouse is our enemy, Lucy... we're the only.... friends we've got, Lucy! It's just Flynn and Lucy. Flynn and Lucy and their adventures, Lucy.. FLYNN AND LUCY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Flynn and Lucy.. some...things.. Me and Flynn and Lucy runnin' around and... Flynn and Lucy time... a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days Flynn and Lucy! forever a hundred times.... OVER and over Flynn and Lucy... adventures dot com...W W W dot at Flynn and Lucy dot com w..w..w... Flynn and Lucy adventures.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Flynn and Lucy dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Flynn and Lucy dot com.......
#timeless#Rick and morty quote#incorrect timeless quotes#Garcia Flynn#Lucy Preston#Garcy#Garcy humour#timeless crack#timeless humor#Garcy humor
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Im curious, for people who have beaten the Shadow of the Erdtree final boss, rb and put in the tags how you did it!
(Don't say who it is though, I've still got mutuals who haven't played it and are avoiding spoilers lol)
#Personally I tried a whole bunch of different strats spells and weapons#before deciding ''No. I started this game with the claymore and I'm gonna end it the same way''#and then beat it with the timeless combination of Axe Talisman + Spiked Cracked Tear + Charged R2#Also the 2 Handed talisman + Shard of Alexander + RKR to really pump the damage on that charged R2 lol#but I really like hearing other strats for him!#I'm curious what y'all have come up with#I do really like that guy on youtube with Malenia's Great Rune and Dryleaf Arts + Ironjar Aromatic#who just face tanked the whole fight while beating his ass monk-style#lol#Pun's text Posts#Elden Ring#Shadow of the Erdtree
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Grace Jones, being Grace Jones, in her 70s.
#grace jones#black don’t crack#b and w photography#black and white photography#70s#icons#black women#black celebs#timeless
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closed starter for @malcontentswanns
down on one knee, norbie produced a small velvet box, peering up at will hopefully. "will you marry me?" he asked, and waited patiently for the answer.
then he sighed, and shut the box, and rose to his feet, dusting off the knees of his pants as he did so. as far as ideas went, practising his proposal with will hadn't been a bad one, but he did feel ridiculous doing it.
"how was that?" he asked. "better, worse? i don't know, will. should it be 'will you marry me'? what about 'will you be my husband?'" he was beginning to overthink things, and when norbie was overthinking, he began to get nervous.
"here, let me try again," with a grumble, he got back on one knee. "wylliam - er, lucerys," it was strange addressing will with a name that was not his own. "will you do me the honour of becoming my husband?"
he shook his head. "no, no, that's worse, isn't it?"
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#i was just staring into the distance like a victorian lady thinking about how much i love autumn#and thought dang id love to hear people wax poetry about what season they love the most#so this is your excuse#TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE SEASON AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ABOUT IT#I'll go first:#autumn isn't too hot and it isn't too cold#the leaves are all orange and red and yellow and when they dry up you can rake em into a pile and jump into em#autumn is when you watch Over The Garden Wall and Halloween is just around the corner#autumn is when you stand outside and smell the dead leaves; hear them crack under your feet#you wear a light jacket to account for the approaching chill on the wind that tells you winter is just around the bend#autumn is a transitional and almost liminal time between the busy rush if summer and the quiet dead of winter#and it feels almost timeless when you stand outside during sunset and just LISTEN#all the birds are leaving#all the flowers are dying#and even the sun seems to leave sooner than it should#here comes winter#here it is
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Was listening to Timeless by Taylor Swift and had a lil idea.
Alec reading through Magnus’s journal (you know the one) and at some point somewhere he stops paying attention to names and faces cause at some point, he's started seeing himself in all those stories. Him and Magnus in 1800s Peru, in Revolutionary France, in New York in the 1930s and the list goes on.
And it goes past the journal too. Everytime he sees one of Magnus’s old photographs or paintings, one of the past souvenirs Magnus has kept, everytime Magnus tells him a new story, all he hears is me and you, another place, another time.
Eventually his queasiness about Magnus’s exes just fades away, replaced by a wistful feeling of what if that were us?
#ik everyone writes Alec all like 'oh your past doesn’t matter to me' AND THEY'RE WRONG OKAY#the past does matter to Alec cause it's Magnus’s past and he wants to love all of Magnus and that. includes his past!!!!#that's how he loves he makes a scrapbook for all the people he loves in his head#anyways that was just a lil rant unrelated to the post itself#anyways this is supposed to a soft and sweet post but i just know anh is dying to reblog with smth crack so. *sigh* go ahead bby#malec#magnus bane#alec lightwood#timeless#sntv#speak now tv#taylor swift
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New Gregory Alan Isakov single has me crying in a ball on the floor, I know this album will leave me in a state.
#How does this man NEVER MISS#Always delivers this rush of nostalgia and timelessness#Gregory Alan Isakov#Cannot describe how happy the new album news made me#I need a new existential Isakov album to play at 1 am as my comfort music#(And his voice just keeps getting better)#(King who made me feel more comfortable about my singing voice cracking and going off sometimes)#(The way he sings the end in this deep voice with the backing vocals I AM NOT OKAY)#Like his voice is so calm and unassuming but it has this huge expansive quality that just grabs me
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People who have never watched Timeless, pick two characters to ship based on personal preference. Comment below.
If you have watched, point at two with your eyes closed or use a random number generator. 😂 Enjoy your new ship.
#Pointing out two at random I got Jessica/Dave#Good for her#A little something-something right under WhyIt's nose#Yes I snuck Stiv and Kate on here#I like them and maybe they should have been in more than one episode#I have better ideas than the writers#(Not exactly a huge feat is it?)#I'm trying to think who I would ship if I had no idea who anyone was#I have a predilection for slash ships so... two guys...#Karl/Dave? Maybe. lol#Joke's on me. I already crack ship that#Welcome to Kardner#Cannot emphasize enough that the order of this is 94% completely random#I put Lucy first because she's MC but everyone else landed on the board where I dragged over their picture#That's it#I wish I could make a poll with 16 options#Required to ship top two results. lol#Timeless#NBC Timeless
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slowly becoming a rosebird shipper
still a Legends Scatter/timeless rose (summer x ozpin) shipper tho
#felix (host)#rwby#ozpin#summer rose#summer rose x ozpin#timeless rose#legends scatter#raven branwen#rosebird#look ozpin DEFINITELY had an unrequited crush on her#but didn't say anything bc he wanted her to be happy with her lil family#and also bc he definitely knew his love was unrequited#literally i just want this ship to be more popular#rosebird is really fun too#but timeless rose my beloved#why ship the gross cl/ck/rose when timeless rose is RIGHT THERE#..............what if i shipped ozpin and raven for funsies. i already ship roman and oz#crack ships and ships with no evidence my absolute beloved
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"If your body hasn't experienced the heat death of the universe at least once in its lifetime, can you really claim that you've lived your life to the fullest?"
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗
Oh, how am I supposed to choose from everything? So, I'm gonna just go with the ones that I hold dear in my heart and still have a giggle about 🤣 🤣 🤣
The Stranded Light Series
It was the first Garcy stories that everyone remembers me for in Timeless. It was a collab that I thoroughly enjoyed writing as I was given all the details and I wrote the story. It turned out brilliantly.
Below the Belt
Rewriting Garcy history with this one, I never stop smiling when I read it. What if all it took was a dick punch to save history?
Consequences
A Garcy fic, I spent three years writing this story, it will forever hold a special place in my heart. It has a cute kid, Karl and Jiya hooking up, humour and family feels.
A Vulcan Makeover
SNW fic with Spocklaan friendship. It's a crack fics, I love writing them, I love this one because HumanSpock and La'an are such gremlins. M'Benga puts his foot in it, Una accidentally ruined Spock's eyebrow.
Babysitting Frankie
The Last Ship fic that is basically a comedy of highly competent people being defeated by a child. That child's parents having to live with the consequences of their friends being shit babysitters.
#timeless#the last ship#star trek: strange new worlds#my fics#I put my best crack forward#garcy#la'an x spock#kara x danny#spock x la'an#spocklaan#danara#Danny Green x Kara Foster
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