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"Hey, Bruce. Just needed to pick up some— Damian, what happened to you?"
Damian glares across the room. Dick stares at his black eye, unabashedly confused. Bruce just fights the urge to sigh.
"He got into an altercation with Roy Harper," Bruce reveals finally, and understanding blooms on Dick's face.
"Ah."
"I was defending your honor, Richard!" Damian seethes, slapping away Bruce's hand. "And anyway, this is nothing compared to the tomfoolery that takes place atop the Watchtower. You should see them go at it, as though they were common schoolchildren and not respected superheroes holding the fate of the world in their hands."
"And how is that different from you starting a fight with Roy?"
Damian scoffs, face turning red. "He had it coming."
Dick smiles for a moment, and then sighs. "This whole situation is causing way too many problems, isn't it."
"I don't know," Tim says, a smirk on his face. "All of Young Justice is on your side, Dick. I'd say this whole ordeal has brought us all closer together."
Cass nods, grinning. "And we are more... united than ever."
Bruce is just glad someone is getting something out of this. Because he sure isn't.
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"Well played, Grayson," muttered Roy, as Lian happily licked the large lollipop in her hand. Next to her was a little piece of paper that simply said 'Gotcha.' And all Roy could do was shake his head, amused.
"Well played."
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Wally, pissed: B, what the hell. I called you last night for some help and you ignored my calls! I had to ask Rayner's bitch ass to help me, what was so important my calls weren't?
Bruce: you didn't need me, your villains are childs play compared to mine, just needed to stop being lazy and relying on others to help you out.
Wally, eye twitches in my villains ain't child's play: okay, okay, so did you need help with your villains?
Bruce: psh, you wouldn't last a minute in Gotham against mine. I don't need someone I have to carry out of there.
Wally, slams fist on table that scared Clark: bullshit! You let children fight along side you, it can't be that hard.
Bruce: whatever, Allen never had an issue he couldn't solve.
Wally: because he had HAL! you moron!
Bruce: I'm not a mor—
Diana: enough! Settle this like adults or like men.
Wally: fine. I want to be a Gotham villain for a week, if you can defeat me I'll shut my mouth up and never complain about this again.
Bruce, has a file on how to defeat Barry: deal.
Two weeks later
Bruce, on a building with his head in his hands: how is he that good! I have a file on how to neutralize him!
Dick: that's on Barry... You do know speedster are different from one another.
Bruce: they are!? How!?
Dick: Wally can go through walls. Barry can. That's one difference.
Jason: and apparently he can make damn good pipe bombs, can I add him to the outlaws I need a good pipe bomber for the team.
Bruce: this is a nightmare!
Tim: could be worse, at least he's not destroying anything valuable and he's protecting citizens.
Stephanie: and his suit is serving cunt, get the penguin let him see what drip is.
Duke, yelling out: yo Walls! I'd love a hamburger!
Wally, zips in: here ya go bud. *Leaves*
Duke: god, can he stay, he so convenient.
Bruce: No!
Kate: boooo pussy baby man.
Damian: he can blow up stuff but I stab one person I'm ground for six weeks.
Dick: because stabbing the mailman because you think he's an intruder.
Damian: he looked sus! Chat defend me!
Barbara: chat says no stabbing.
Damian: tt.
Bruce, to Dick: how do I stop him! You have a file on him, tell me!
Dick: no, I won't. There's finally a hot redhead villain now, and I'm going to pull a you real quick and flirt with the sexy villain, bye! *Leaves*
Bruce: noooooo, you were my son! Diana gonna laugh at me!
Jason: auntie gonna laugh at you? Shit let me help make this more of a problem for ya.
Bruce: betrayal!!
Cass: betrayal, maybe but it funny.
Wally, on a megaphone: do you YIELD Batman.
Bruce, and his ego: NEVER!
Continue on for two years
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