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Titans' holiday postcard by David Talaski

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Damian: Father meet Rizwan

Bruce: oh hello Rizwan.

Bruce looks up from his book. A very healthy Bengal tiger looks back.

Bruce:....gah!

Bruce: Damian, if you have any self-preservation instincts whatsoever, you will get this animal far away from you. And me.

Damian: Father, Rizwan is an orphan!

Bruce: and I feel sorry for him. But don't make me get the pellet gun out. Return...Rizwan...to wherever you found him.

Damian: roaming the streets of Marrakesh?

Bruce:...

Bruce: For all you know, he's a man eating tiger.

Damian: Father don't be stupid.

Bruce: *stares at Damian and Rizwan, standing next to each other* He's BIGGER than you. Have you never heard of the story of the young lady who rode the tiger?

Damian: I do not plan on using Rizwan as a beast of burden!

Bruce, tiredly: Damian. Rizwan. Is not. Staying.

Damian:...you're a real Pol Pot, you know that?

Bruce, getting up: Yes that's me. A regular old genocidal dictator.

Damian, angrily turning away with his tiger: C'mon, Rizwan! It seems we are not wanted here.

The tiger lets out a loud chuff, and they head toward the stairs.

Bruce: And where do you two think you are going?

Damian, loudly: TO OUR ROOM!!

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Damian growing up to be pretty and Jon having to deal with the realization that holy shit, his best friend is pretty and "had he always been this pretty? Has his skin always looked that smooth? Have his eyes always been that big and green? Where his lashes always so long? Wait... Does this mean other people also find him pretty??“ Yes it does and it stresses him out

When Jon first told Kon he had feelings for Damian Kon's response was "Oh so you like them pretty and mean uh?"

When Jon first realize he had feelings for Damian the first thing he did was Google "Falling for your best friend reddit"

Damian fall for Jon slowly and overtime, he didn't realize it right away though just kind of thought he unlocked a new level of friendship, until one day he noticed how liked it when Jon held his hand and didn't want him to let go. He proceeded to have an internal crisis about it.

Jon: "Damian you've been playing that game for like 5 hours"

Damian: *playing project sekai* "You don't understand, I'm trying to pull a specific Asahina and I'm close I can feel it"

Damian has already spent at least $300 on a damned gotcha game. Jon is very unimpressed.

When it's first announced that Jon and Damian are dating Dick, Jason, and Tim decide to give Jon the shovel talk. However Jon has a hard time taking them seriously, he's known them since he was a kid it's more funny to him if anything. That being said though the one he actually is kind of intimidated by is Jason

Kon also tries to give Damian the shovel talk but Damian lowkey kind of scares him so he just decides that Jon is strong enough to take care of himself

One of Damian's favorite pieces of clothing is a hoodie he pretty much stole from Jon. It's far too big on him but he doesn't care, it smells like Jon and that's what matters

Damian never fully realized how much he actually liked physical affection until he started dating Jon. However he doesn't know how to ask for it so instead he just sits or stands really really close to Jon hoping that he gets the message

When they first got together they tried to keep it settled, try to keep it a secret, but they weren't subtle at all because to anyone with eyes it was obvious that something was up with the way that they would stand closer to each other more so than usual, the way that Jon would lean down to whisper something in Damian's ear to make him laugh, and the way that Damian would reach out and run a hand through Jon's hair and in a claim to quote unquote fix it and ask him if he's ever heard of a brush

Jon doesn't really remember when he started to have a crush on Damian. He assumes it was around the time puberty and hormones started to happen but what he does remember is that all of a sudden he would be out with friends or family and think stuff like "oh this would be a fun place to bring Damian to!" or he would see or hear something and be like "this reminds me of Damian!" and it just hit and he was just like "oh no..."

This post I already posted but I'm sharing it again! >...

The song magnetic by illit, the lyrics, a young Jon and Damian, enough said

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Jon: *accidentally brushes Damian's hand with his own*

Damian: *agressively holds Jon's hand* fucking commit to it

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Dying over listening to these lyrics while thinking about the Bat family

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You. Did. Not.

Damian and Cass:

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Have we ever truly considered the implications of a baby Kryptonian before? Like... they've got impenetrable skin and can fly, imagine how hard raising one is.

I assume Lois walks into the nursery before the baby is born and finds Clark tying bungee cables to the crib before looking up like..."Oh, hi honey. Just trying to make sure he doesn't float away at night." And she just blinks and walks away.

Or teething? Jaws of steel. Lois does a double take when she sees Clark hand Jon a wrench to chew on when he starts teething but he just waves her off "Don't worry, I sterilized it." As if that makes it make more sense. Then two seconds later Jon fully bites through it and Clark just hands him a second one.

Why don't we talk about this concept more?

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I feel called out

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😭😭😭 Fic's please, I'm begging

Bruce: Hey everybody! I’m back~

Green Lantern: Oh god. Who let this menace in?

Martian Manhunter: The man did sponsor this place.

Bruce: Greenie! You didn’t tell me you got engaged! [holds up his ring] Oh, this is beautiful. Who is your jeweller? I should totally get myself one too.

Green Lantern: Hey, give that back! [snatches the ring from him]

Bruce: Fine, gatekeep all you want. I’ll just ask the other Green Goblins. [tries to light up a cigar]

Green Lantern: No smoking in the Watchtower!

Startled, Bruce fumbles with his lighter. It falls onto a stack of paper, which catches on fire. Martian Manhunter runs out of the room screaming. Green Lantern quickly extinguishes the flames with his ring.

Green Lantern: Shit, those were Batman’s reports. He’s gonna kill us. Wayne, I think it’s best that you leave.

Bruce: [pouting] But I just got here.

Superman: Mr Wayne.

Bruce: Supey baby! Great work today! You must be thirsty after working out those buns of steel for the cameras, so I brought you some tea.

Superman: Thanks, but I think I’ll pass on the suspiciously glowing green tea. Perhaps we should talk in the meeting room?

Bruce: Should have just told me you wanted me all to yourself… [tosses the drink into the hazardous waste bin and wraps his arms around Superman] Take me away, big guy!

Green Lantern: And don’t come back!

Superman: [sighing as he carries Bruce out of the room] Bruce, is it really necessary to do this every month?

Bruce: Hmph. The lack of vigilance is unacceptable. I should hold a refresher course on security measures again.

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DC give me more of them interacting please I’m begging you

Edit: the amount of you quoting “we were the best” in the tags is giving me life

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my fav gender is vamp dick grayson

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Damian and Talia :D

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Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

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Dying over thissss

Why do i expect this to actually happen?

Found this on Instagram @botb_bestofthebatfam

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More of the small intimacies between JonDami in my WIP because I'm dying over how cute they are.

Jon pulled Damian closer, placing a gentle kiss on his forehead.

Damian wiped the tears off Jon's cheek before kissing it softly, his lips lightly grazing his skin before pulling away.

Jon wrapped his arms around Damian, who leaned into it.

Damian surged forward, wrapping his arms around him, seeking comfort.

Jon sat across from Damian, taking his hand, squeezing it lightly to stop the tremor.

Damian pressed his face against Jon’s neck as he held him tightly.