#please come and buy my shit

[trashgremlendoesart]

I WILL BE AT ADELAIDE SUPERNOVA THIS WEEKEND!!!!! I'll be in a half cooked karlach cosplay stuck behind a table in the artists ally

[cowboy-robooty]

MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and internationals. part two)

dis was a little something I drew for my friend @snoozerin for an art trade and i decided to make it into a keychain ^_^ *hands and knees* PLEASE. buy the robooty swag....... idk why i keep making merchandise of mfs beating the shit out of eachother lol 😄 if you ever come upon me irl and show off a piece of my merch ill bend over and tie your shoelaces for you no cap no questions only booty balls bros and well.... that last b youll just have to find out ;)

preorder IS CLOSED!!!!!

[i-ran-into-a-lampost]

Funniest shit ever is how both irl and in the verse the general reaction to someone not liking mebius is

[bylertruther]

byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

[imflyingfish]

Me watching the industrial and commercial demand go up while there is low residential demand knowing that this will cause a labour shortage.

[homoerotvic]

van palmer. the goalie, the protector. sitting back, high alert, waiting for when her team needs her.

her way of helping is to protect, its to literally throw herself, her whole body, at whatever comes her way. this in soccer, but also in relationships. hurt me, dont hurt yourself - it doesnt matter if you try to bite my face off or if the ropes burn through my skin; you're sleeping safely. i'll never be afraid of you. you think i cant handle this?

also it says a lot about the dynamics of tai x van and tai x simone. i like both of these pairings, for very different reasons; i think tai x simone is definitely the healthier one, the safer one. the long marriage and a kid. i think 2x01 showed something very clearly by contrasting these two relationships when tai's partners find out about sleepwalking tai:

when simone realised something was up with tai ("i dont recognize you", "youre not the woman i married", but mainly finding the shrine) she did what any well-adjusted person would do and RAN tf away from that both for self protection and for the protection of their child (until Tai agreed to seek the therapy she urgently!!! needs). and no one can judge her for that, because lets be honest, what would you do after finding out your spouse made a shrine of your dog's severed head and heart in the basement? and doesnt even remember doing it?

meanwhile van's response can be seen as the opposite; she got closer, made it almost impossible to get ANY closer by tying herself up to tai, even after being hurt by her in that state (this isn't you, it's something that's happening to you... happening to us. i'll never be afraid of you.) i honestly think there's not much that tai could do that would make van run from her. if anything, it would only draw her closer, as a desire to protect tai from herself (or, as i think van will come to believe, from "it") at all costs. i think eventually tai could hurt van very badly (one more near death experience for our indestructible lesbian lol) and yet van would STILL not be afraid of her, tai would be the one to distance herself. and THATS where the mental illness lies babes xoxo

[schizowitchic]

also like i partially found out i might be intersex because i was looking at trans stuff and there was like "(however many) months on t and finally seeing some bottom growth" and like pictures of t-dicks and i was like.... um.... that's kind of just what my clit looks like anyways. so i was like "hey google give me a quick rundown on this" and learned what clitoromegaly was and then i was like. hm. intersex resources. and it's like a sign? symptom? side-effect? of certain intersex conditions

[aberooski]

I just woke up to texts and missed calls from my mom and my grandma that there's storms coming and I should go to the basement I'm gonna sob 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[marsixm]

i schwear to god ur not gonna find someone who enjoys working in the grocery store against their better judgement more than me, i am so fucking autistic about this job and everyone knows how good i am at it all, but nothing kills it like the dumb corporate overlord bs. the work can be grueling, the customers can be horrific, but i have got to serve- even the irritating mystery shopper score can be coped with- but when you start picking on me about the stupidest dress code shit that’s when you lose me. like now a new manager is saying they may force us all to wear those chunky nonslip shoes within the year. i have a pair but man they hurt my fucking feet. i cant do that shit every day thats why i wear converse. i said these are nonslip man they used to play basketball in these. he said “lets spill oil on the floor and see how you do” ok girl yes! try me!

[junglemax]

having a drunk dad watch blood and guts with you is fun but also insane bc he kept trying to convince me to burn my only jungle boy shirt if he lost which . is not ever fucking happening lmao

[malleleothreesome]

i wish i could have a silly little day on tumblr but I have to read my 80 page HOA document to see if the boomer condominium overlords will ALLOW me to get my new dishwasher (that i bought on black friday like a true, miserable adult marching towards death) DELIVERED AND INSTALLED on the 23rd as expected or if I have to cancel the delivery because there are too many rules for me to abide by and my soul is simply too tired to jump through the necessary hoops to comply.

[bea-trician]

How to announce a new zine. How to steal the photos off my Instagram announcement post and put them here. How to tag all my friends who helped me make it happen.

Cropped versions of the illustrations I made for it. Check it out if you wanna see some alien titties and read about weird sci fi sex.

[poseiben]

at this point i'm gonna piss off more of the trans community than transphobes and that makes me so incredibly sad

[sukirichi]

i’m so normal about aiku haha

[niko-jpeg]

sighs heavily. I purchased a Shadow plushie.

[rosietherivendell]

Can someone please nominate me for Queer Eye I don't know what I'm doing and I feel like they could fix me