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cowboy-robooty · 8 months ago

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MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and internationals. part two)

dis was a little something I drew for my friend @snoozerin for an art trade and i decided to make it into a keychain ^_^ *hands and knees* PLEASE. buy the robooty swag....... idk why i keep making merchandise of mfs beating the shit out of eachother lol 😄 if you ever come upon me irl and show off a piece of my merch ill bend over and tie your shoelaces for you no cap no questions only booty balls bros and well.... that last b youll just have to find out ;)

preorder IS CLOSED!!!!!

#hetalia #aph #hws #amerus #rusame #aph russia #hws russia #aph america #hws america #draws #IM FOR REAL THIS TIME ABOUT THE NORMAL ITAGER CHARMS COMING UP NEXT #ill put them on etsy tho and sell them year round until i run out of stock ^_^#please.... please dont fail me amerus nation... please buy my yaoi beating the shit out of eachother keychain #please lord... pleasepleasepleapslepalsPLEAPSLEPWLPALW-- *hears knocking on door* UGH. FINE IM COMING OUT NOW **leaves confessional booth**#the nerve of these guys.... ohh theres a lineeeeeee! tch. sometimes a guy needs some time just him and the lord.... i jerk off in there ONE #TIME and suddenly they gotta check up on me every 5 minutes!

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