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malleleothreesome · 11 months ago

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i wish i could have a silly little day on tumblr but I have to read my 80 page HOA document to see if the boomer condominium overlords will ALLOW me to get my new dishwasher (that i bought on black friday like a true, miserable adult marching towards death) DELIVERED AND INSTALLED on the 23rd as expected or if I have to cancel the delivery because there are too many rules for me to abide by and my soul is simply too tired to jump through the necessary hoops to comply.

#i cannot stress enough do not buy a home with an HOA #i have a condo in LA so it was unavoidable but if you can avoid it by all means please save yourself #they wont even let me change my fucking BLINDS because the windows belong to the outside word I guess and not to me #guys i am an idiot and i only skimmed the HOA docs while i was buying the home #because i thought the only relevant thing to me was the pet policy #when i found out a few weeks after i moved in about just how many rules there were I cried my eyes out #the worst is there is always some elderly woman with nothing better to do than be the HOA police #speaking of dishwashers have you noticed they all fuckign SUCK im hoping this one i bought doesn't suck #my last word of advice is that word on the street is to NEVER buy a samsung refrigerator #i mean its hard tho cause they look so cool....u know.......#they come in so many colors.....................like pink #.................its so.................................tempting.............................#but apparently they break and theyre like impossible to fix and its like a horrible waste of money.........#but i cant help but be like.......................but what if that DOESNT happen to me?????????????#like what if samsung got their shit together and i can just have a really cool pink refrigerator #guys im fucking rambling because im procrastinating reading the HOA doc lord HELP me

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