#peter is sleep deprived

[ultimate-spiderman-stuff]

Ben: could you do me a favor?

Peter:remember when you tried to kill me?

Ben:

Peter:

Ben: you could have just said no

[gravesidepickup]

I think we should consider and think about Peter Parker living in the same shitty apartment complex as Logan and Wade more tbh.

Think about the horrors poor Peter is going through with those two potentially living above him, or even next to him. They sound like they're going to come crashing through his apartment at any moment. He can't tell if they really fucking hate each other or if it's love.

Either way they always look like they're about to throw some SERIOUS hands at all moments.

Running into one of them in the hallway and very quickly trying to get back to his apartment he wants no part of whatever the hell these two are doing.

One of them trying to strike up a conversation and he hit them with the "ahah, oh no, I actually left.. my oven. On. I gotta go" because no way.

Bonus thoughts from my boyfriend :

Peter overhearing Wade and Al talking about the copious amounts of coke and debating if it's worth intervening or not. It's not. He's a busy man. Doing anything else.

[edgepunk]

sir that's my emotional support superhero

[brown-spider]

Fascism doesn’t sleep so neither do they

[wolvesandshine]

Regulus: Sleep is for the weak

Regulus:

Regulus: On an unrelated note if you don’t shut up in the next minute I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

[abi7100]

Peter: Truth or dare?

Tony: truth

Peter: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week?

Tony: dare

Peter: go to sleep

Tony: i no enjoy this game

[nyanchio]

"CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH ME-"

[belovedivies]

i still think about him daily :(

babygirl come back we miss u 😭😫🫠😞❤️🕊️

[kittenninja14]

So like I was wondering… in the marvel movies Tony likes giving ppl pop culture-related nicknames like Legolas and Point Break. So we know that Tony calls Rocket “Build-a-bear” and Ebony “Squidward”. While those are pop culture-related as well, both of those references are related to kids. Squidward being from a kids show, SpongeBob, and Build-a-Bear, a kids store.

My question is… how does Tony know about these references if he’s (no offense Tony) old? Like SpongeBob came out when Tony was around 29. Dunno about u but I highly doubt that Tony would be watching a kids show at that age. As for Build-A-Bear, Tony was 27. Sure maybe he might have hopped into a BAB store and maybe he could have watched a few eps of SB bc he was bored buutttt… what if it was Peter who introduced him to these things? 

What if one day they were watching TV and Peter suggested they watch SpongeBob, introducing Tony to the show? 

What if Peter had mentioned in a conversation how he had always wanted a Build-A-Bear but couldn’t get one bc Ben and May had financial problems; to which Tony walked into that store and bought one to gift Peter for his birthday???

What if that’s why he knows about these refs? Bc of Peter?

https://www.tumblr.com/kittenninja14/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[gordonsicedcoffee]

SCOTT PATTERSON as PETER STRAHM SAW IV (2007) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: The compound has been quiet recently. It's both unsettling and refreshing

Peter: Its not been quiet, you just haven't left your lab for 76 hours

[sleepdeprivedvigilante]

I am in desperate need of a Spiderman/Batman crossover fic (Based on Dark matter by mysterycyclone) but instead of Tim and Duke being his main friends or dick and Jaso finding him on the Secidn chapter, I need one where he goes to gotham academy with damian, maybe Jon and maps or who knows, I mean Damian is 14-15 in comics rn? (depending) and Peter could be 15-16, while Duke is 2 or 3 years older than them both, so maybe they're in gotham prep and stuff.

Like:

Damian, got told to interact with his peers, seeing Peter as the most competent inteligent-wise: Your academic achievements are not as dumb as the rest of our peers.

Peter slightly freaked out but curious: Thanks I guess?

Damian: *nods* I'm glad to FIDN someoene smart here.

After a while of being friends and relaxing more, this trio of idiots

Peter: Working on this is goign to make me go insane- *bangs head against notebook, Witha concussion, and sleep deprived*

Duke: Man need any help? Maybe if you got some rest by the manor-

Damian: You woudlnt have such a headache if you Didn't bang your head agaidnt the wall parker. But go on, it's a least slightly amusing.

Peter:*slightly joking* Hey man fuck you-

[lordoftablecloths]

is this anything

[mo-mode]

Consider: I smush the batfamily together with Tony and Peter, but instead of Tony and Bruce hating each other or being long lost relatives or whatever, their adoption instincts kick in.

Tony wants to adopt a 28yo Bruce. (Oh my god another orphaned science genius.) Bruce wants to adopt a 15yo Peter. (Oh my god another feral acrobat child.) Peter just vibes with Dick for a bit in the background, blow something up, etc. Pepper and Alfred have tea.

I just like the visual of Tony seeing a big brooding Batman (even MORE points if it’s Battinson) and going “baby, he is my baby now” and Bruce being slightly (very) offended

[m3tal-sp0rk]

Here’s my Ybf oc along with goth peter- it’s pretty rough but alright for being done in 40 minutes… I still can’t sleep though

[fourquartertoast]

marauders-era characters as chaotic conversations I've had/witnessed, pt.2

James: MOOOONY! Marlene is bullying me! Marlene: REEEEMUS! James is being homophobic! James: I'm not being homophobic! All I said was that you can't date my mum! Marlene: Well, your mum is hot! James: She's married! Remus: *currently running on three espresso shots and twenty minutes of sleep* You two ought to go to couples' therapy. James: ... Marlene: *not listening* We should what? James: Moony says we should go to couples' therapy. Marlene: Me and your mum? James: Remus: Marlene: Peter: *nods vigorously*