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you'll make it back.

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I was following you // No, I was following you

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

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mr. sandman, show me your man

I want to find him in all of this sand

give him a hand and ask how he does it

then watch him smile and share how much he loves it

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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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Laurent in a short short chiton during an official meeting aka Diplomacy ✨

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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Rise and collapse of a wave. Details of paintings by Michael Zeno Diemer (1867-1939)

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the number of people tagging this as BBC Sherlock. as if co-creators Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat have not created and written explicitly gay detectives -- not just gay characters but specifically gay private detectives -- in now no less than 3 other television shows before and after:

Miranda and Min, a PI and her assistant who are married and having a baby together. [Moffat's Jekyll, 2007]

Vastra and Jenny, a lizard-woman private detective working in Victorian England and explicitly said to have inspired the Sherlock Holmes stories. Her assistant is also her wife. [Moffat's Doctor Who, 2011]

Gabriel Book, a gay bookshop owner in 1946 London who helps the police solve crimes. He is lavender married to his childhood best friend, and the overarching plot revolves around his former partner and great love from whom he was separated by the war. [Gatiss's Bookish, 2025]

So no, there will not be a point in time, now or in the future, where you will be able to propose the idea that Moffat and Gatiss, two people who have made whole careers out of writing television shows about gay private detectives, were "just making homophobic jokes bc they thought the idea of a character being gay was funny rather than any attempted implication that a character might be gay", without me drowning your post and calling you an idiot.

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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

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Title: be as you've always been

Fandom: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationship/Characters: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Martha Wayne, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth

Rating: gen

Status: completed

Word count: 6,120

Tags: Meeting the Parents, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, he's having a stress-induced headache throughout pretty much all of this fic btw, Temporary Character Revival, Character Study, of a sort, in which i repeatedly emotionally disembowel batman for fun and (no) profit, clark pretty much treats bruce like a skittish horse, Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne, their relationship is a bit complicated atm tho, beware! wayne family angst!, bruce doesn't talk to martha at all but their Feelings abt eo are still expressed. to clark ofc, what do you take them for! emotionally communicative people? ptooey!

written for @superbatweek2024 and their day 5 prompt, "meeting the in-laws". this is like hilariously late lol

Summary:

“Difficult to explain,” Bruce said shortly, looking at nothing in particular. Slowly, Clark lowered his head, wordlessly prompting eye contact. Then, he raised a brow. “What was I supposed to say?” Bruce asked archly in response. “‘Hello, mother, your untimely murder opened my eyes to the glaring flaws in Gotham’s criminal justice system, and in the decades since, I’ve gone out every night in a bat costume to perform acts of vigilantism through gratuitous application of incredible violence. Would you like more milk in your tea?’” Martha Wayne is resurrected for a day. Clark is mostly here for moral support and to make sure Bruce doesn’t crawl out of his skin from sheer stress, but he certainly wouldn’t mind making a favorable first impression on one of the most influential women of his best friend’s life. He just hadn’t expected her to be so incisively observant, though he really, probably should have.

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Man, the end of this five-year mission is kind of a bummer…

Original from @ featherleafern on twitter

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GUARDS!! console me

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable