#ouran high school quote

[carmenscarnations]

Crackle: Our class is obviously apart of an evil romantic school comedy.

Crackle: Carmen and I are the main characters. So that means we are love interests.

El Topo and Le Chevre: Yeah, then what are we?

Crackle: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast!

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.

Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?

Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*

Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately

kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw

haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Peter: This year is going to be like a romance novel. Sybill and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests! Remus: Oh yeah, then what are we? Peter: [pointing at everyone] You all are the homosexual supporting cast.

[thelovinghost]

Y/n: Pros and cons of dating me. Y/n: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Y/n: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin- Tamaki, hugging Y/n like a puppy: I love you, even with all your cons

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Tamaki & Haruhi: *accidentally messed up something*

Tamaki: We need to get whoever is in charge of the club!

Haruhi: Senpai, you are in charge of the club!

Tamaki : We need someone more in charge of the club! Get Kyoya!

[amethystsoda]

Haruhi iconic gnc moments 🌹💖🌸

[blue-rose-soul]

Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

[venusleontios55555]

Turning older than your favorite fictional characters feels like a completely impossible and mind blowing experience

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Green Arrow, jokingly: I never danced with a commoner before…..

Black Canary: Well, I’ve never danced with an idiot before, so i guess we’re even!

[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Ace sliding into Prefects DMs asking for homework

[variberry]

Pictured: Haruhi Fujioka in her natural habitat

[ouranbutworse]

Kyoya: I spend three hours every day deleting hateful anonymous comments from our website.

Hikaru & Kaoru: And we spend six hours each day posting that hate!

Hikaru: I'm here for you if you need moron support.

Haruhi: ... Don't you mean moral support?

Hikaru: Nope!

Fuyumi's kid: Hey uncle Kyoya, mom told me to ask you if you have any old furniture 'cause I'm moving into the attic.

Kyoya: The attic?

Fuyumi's kid: Hey, at least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.

Doctor: Here's your baby's heartbeat. Oh, wait... there's two.

Tamaki: Our baby has two hearts?!

Haruhi: Oh Tamaki....

Haruhi: Four hotdogs please.

Tamaki: Oh, no thanks! I'm not hungry.

Haruhi: Okay. Four hotdogs please, and none for my boyfriend.

Hikaru: Look, look! Every time I move my arm, it costs the animators money!

Kaoru: Stop it, if we do it enough then we won't get a second season!

Kyoya: Got any life advice?

Yoshio: I'll keep it short and sweet: family, religion, friendship; these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in life.

Kyoya: ... Thanks for coming to my wedding, dad.

Honey: People in horror movies really just go to bed after a haunting. I once stayed up all night paralysed with fear because I heard snoring beside me and forgot I was married.

Satoshi: I wanna do an eating challenge, can you eat fast?

Yasuchika: Hey, I grew up with Mitsukuni. If you didn't eat fast you didn't eat.

Akito: You don't wanna mess with my little brother, he'll wear down your self esteem over a period of years.

Hikaru: I'm exhausted by all this drama. Do you wanna go buy a yacht?

Kaoru: Let's get matching yachts!

Kyoya: I like a dominant person. Not because I'm submissive, but I'm autistic and they're always direct with what they want.

Ranka, crying: I'm sorry for being so emotional, I'm just so happy that you're all grown up, I keep remembering your first haircut.

Haruhi: I gave you bangs.

Ranka, crying even louder: Hideous bangs!

Mori: Honestly you people, and by that I mean straight people, are so exhausting.

Kyoya: It could be worse, Haruhi. You could piss off someone, and they could go and buy a bike lock and lock yours and your twin sibling's bikes together and then throw the key down a drain.

Kaoru: You did that?!

Hikaru: Psychopath!

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Tamaki: I like your new shirt!

Kyouya: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Tamaki: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*

Kyouya: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Tamaki: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kyouya: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tamaki.

[thelovinghost]

Y/n: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though Tamaki: You need to stop Y/n: Is it tough for Tamaki to thoroughly understand English through thoughts?