#ouran high school quote

[carmenscarnations]

Crackle: Our class is obviously apart of an evil romantic school comedy.

Crackle: Carmen and I are the main characters. So that means we are love interests.

El Topo and Le Chevre: Yeah, then what are we?

Crackle: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast!

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Tamaki: What could possibly go wrong?

Kyoya: (Deadpan) "You want the list alphabetically or chronologically?"

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.

Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?

Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*

Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

[crybabysunflower]

Neil:- *to the rest of the poets* Todd and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests

Knox:- so what are we

Neil:- you boys......are the homosexual supporting cast

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately

kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw

haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Peter: This year is going to be like a romance novel. Sybill and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests! Remus: Oh yeah, then what are we? Peter: [pointing at everyone] You all are the homosexual supporting cast.

[thelovinghost]

Y/n: Pros and cons of dating me. Y/n: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Y/n: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin- Tamaki, hugging Y/n like a puppy: I love you, even with all your cons

[amethystsoda]

Haruhi iconic gnc moments 🌹💖🌸

[blue-rose-soul]

Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

[venusleontios55555]

Turning older than your favorite fictional characters feels like a completely impossible and mind blowing experience

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Green Arrow, jokingly: I never danced with a commoner before…..

Black Canary: Well, I’ve never danced with an idiot before, so i guess we’re even!

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Haruhi: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?

Kyoya: Well the clubs record is 4 but I'll see what I can do

[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Ace sliding into Prefects DMs asking for homework

[variberry]

Pictured: Haruhi Fujioka in her natural habitat

[ouranbutworse]

Kyoya: I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. I was a painfully boring child.

Kaoru: You're still boring now.

Kaoru: I hope Hikaru is okay, he can get pretty insecure when he's alone.

Hikaru at the other end of the school: Kaoru? KAORU?!

Mori: When Shania Twain says "let's go girls" I feel like I could kick a door off its hinges.

Tamaki: I wasn't sure what to get Antoinette for her birthday so I bought her the same Apple watch as me so we match.

Mrs. Ootori: Fuyumi, don't get pregnant. Getting pregnant with Kyoya was the worst mistake of my life.

Kyoya: I'm right here.

Mrs. Ootori: Oh right, I forgot. Apparently I tried to kick him away, like giraffes do at the zoo.

Kyoya: ... I'm doing so well emotionally.

Tamaki: Where do babies come from?

Yuzuru: Tamaki, I'm sure we've talked about this.

Tamaki: Yeah, but I'm blanking. Two guys, right?

Kaoru: Sorry, we have to leave early, Ageha's school called, she tried to play God at the science fair again.

Tamaki: I'll pay for your lunch, Haruhi!

Haruhi: Oh, okay.

Lunchlady: That'll be 100,000 yen.

Tamaki: ...What the fuck?

Mori: I love my friends. They never demand I speak. I can go nonverbal and listen to them like they're a podcast.

Kyoya: My smartwatch just congratulated me on my run and said I burned 300 calories... I was sat down eating a cheeseburger.

Tamaki: Hikaru, Kaoru, FBI agents don't hold hands!

Hikaru: These ones do!

Kaoru: Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed!

Honey: While we were in Boston I got this 10% off coupon, it saved me $90 at a bakery!

Mori: He saved $90 on a $900 purchase, and he's still happy about it.

Kyoya: Right, I'm leaving for my doctor's appointment. Please behave while I'm gone.

Kaoru: Still trying to find your soul?

Kyoya: Oh please, they gave up on that when I was less than a year old.

Hikaru: The oneesan from the train poster I fell in love with got pregnant, so I've been crying about that for a few nights now.

Kaoru: Next time, tell a therapist that instead of me.

Renge: Hey, what did you guys get for number twelve?

Kaoru: I got eighteen.

Haruhi: I got nine point five.

Hikaru: I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason.

Hikaru: Can we ride our new scooters outside?

Kyoya: Do whatever, I'm not your mother.

Hikaru: Okay! Weee!

Kyoya: Not in the street!

Midwife: Halloween, what a day to go into labour, eh? I'll get a nurse to wipe the face paint off.

Reiko: No, I want to look like this. I put it on after I went into labour.

Akira: Hey, I just rolled over in bed and Hikaru is here with me. Is Kaoru with you?

Renge: Let me check... yes.

Akira: Great, I'll be there in ten to make the swap.

Kyoya: I'm getting blackmailed at school...

Fuyumi: What?!

Yuuichi: Nobody blackmails our baby brother but us!

Akito: Yeah, messing with Kyoya is a privilege, not a right!