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blue-rose-soul · 9 months ago

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Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

#incorrect quotes #source: Ouran High School Host Club #though I made Vox more of a jerk than the dude in the source material #Hazbin Hotel #Angel Dust #Alastor #Vox #Lucifer Morningstar #Charlie Morningstar #Vaggie #Husk (Hazbin Hotel)#Niffty #one sided StaticRadio #they're mostly just standing by and watching the drama #I don't know which thought is funnier to me:#Alastor knows exactly how Vox feels and uses it to troll him #or Alastor has zero clue and just thinks Vox is irrationally angry over a rejected business proposal #I mean he *is* irrationally angry #nice guy Vox vs aroace Alastor FIGHT

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