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top 10 anime betrayals

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This is meant to be longer, but due to tik tok copyright restrictions, I can only use what is available in the audio. I’ll probably upload the extended version on YouTube once it's finished.

I was planning to have Lucifer excitedly preparing himself to meet Lilith. This takes place a day after Lilith’s return, so he’s eager to mend their relationship. Meanwhile, Lilith and Alastor meet and chat about Charlie and her absence. She notices Alastor’s injury and decides to heal him as a gesture of gratitude for what he’s done. However, Alastor doesn’t appreciate the gesture since he doesn’t want to be perceived as weak.

Lucy, upset by Bambi’s treatment of Lilith, overthinks the situation and becomes jealous—yada yada yada…

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If people can accept that some asexual folks will have sex with people they aren't sexually attracted to for any number of reasons (none of which are the business of anyone except the people directly involved) I think we can accept that people of other sexualities can do the exact same thing.

book abt a twink and a lesbian who are roommates and just went through bad breakups and swear off sex until they realize they’re both incredibly horny so instead of going out to get their hearts broken again they just fuck each other since there’s zero chance of falling in love.

book ends with them both finding good partners and coparenting kids together. no IVF necessary bc that shits expensive.

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Just had a thought. Does Raised Together Alastor look younger than the regular timeline?

I mean Alastor in Canon died in his, I want to say, late 30s-early 40s. So, he looks older that Charlie despite the fact that she actually is.

But RT Alastor didn't die. He was brought into Hell and made a similar sinner to Lilith. You mentioned he looked a little younger than Charlie then.

So where would you put him physical age wise in the Hotel era of Raised Together?

I like to think he looks pretty close in age to Charlie in this AU, so early 20s-ish. I did for a minute toy with the idea of having him physically appear in his late teens for the sheer hilarity of it. Just imagine this smarmy teenager playing politics and dressing down the First Man while everyone around him's like 'what's with this sassy lost child?' But then I started thinking about Vox's whole deal and how it would become a million times creepier if Alastor looked like a teenager, so I figured that probably wasn't the best move. (I still get the 'sassy lost child' hilarity in the kid AU anyway.) It'd still be easy to mistake him for being older than Charlie, but purely because he's taller than her.

Btw I headcanon that Alastor Prime died at 35.

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Well, at least Vox from the Raised Together AU has one thing over his counterparts. He got to see Alastor eat sheet rock after his attempt to fight Adam solo and then to protect Charlie.

I shudder to think where his thoughts were when he saw Alastor bleeding out and knocked unconscious out of a "misplaced" ideal of family loyalty.

Probably the only thing he regrets is that Alastor passed out safely in the vicinity of the hotel and his family, so he'd have no way to sneak off with a damaged Prince of Hell.

We tried to reach Mr. Vox for an interview on the final extermination. Unfortunately, nothing he said was fit to be aired so we had to throw the whole thing out

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So. I’ve been laughing about this like all day and I need to talk about it. My gay ship just went canon in the most male power fantasy game of all time.

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 recently released (I’ve been playing it, it’s good). It’s an RPG set in medieval Bohemia. You play as Henry, a blacksmith’s son. The first game, released back in 2018, starts with your village being burned to the ground and everyone either is killed or has to flee. The rest of that game is you trying to, among various things, deal with your trauma and get revenge. It’s a very well executed story in my opinion.

A notable character in the game is Lord Hans Capon, who was a real guy but the game version is a bit loosely based on him. Hans and Henry become rivals then friends. Their noble/peasant dynamic is reminiscent of Arthur and Merlin in BBC Merlin (though I would argue the class dynamics are far better executed and more nuanced). Like ten people including me decided to ship them.

The first game was a bit rough but overall good. It garnered a decent audience, including a notably large audience of straight white men who really like medieval history but not enough to know much about it beyond swords are cool. You get the picture.

The second game is announced. Those guys I mentioned are super excited!

Well. As it turns out there’s going to be a homosexual relationship in the game, according to an announcement made by the director at the end of January. Uh oh. W-well as long as it’s not the main character-

Cue release day, February 4th. IT IS!!!

HANS AND HENRY. It’s THEM! They have sex ON SCREEN. No nuance about it (though it’s important to note this is an option you have to CHOOSE).

The guys go crazy. KCD has gone woke they cry. And to make it worse there’s *gasp* a black man in a Bohemian court! DEI!

I can’t believe Warhorse Studios did it. I’m genuinely amazed. I have never been so vindicated in my life.

Everyone play this game for the love of god. The combat is tough but there’s plenty of guides online. It’s worth it I promise.

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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So... new Sins just dropped. We really only got a better idea of Satan as a character, so what's your perspective on his inclusion in the Raised Together AU?

We only saw him in a specific setting, so he may be quite a bit different when he's not on Official Sin Business, so I'll make my best guesstimate.

Satan is probably not the guy to leave around your children unsupervised. Not because he'd intentionally hurt them, but because he doesn't censor himself at all. He thinks tales of his slaughter of various hell beasts, full of bloodshed and gore, are perfectly appropriate bedtime stories for kids. There's also the matter of his temper. Based on how he interacts with the little demon on his shoulder in Mastermind, I'd say his anger management therapy is a relatively new development. Meaning that when Charlie and Alastor were kids, he was likely worse.

Lucifer keeps a close eye on Satan when the Sins come for a visit. Anytime he thinks Satan is about to say something the kids shouldn't hear, all he has to do is let out a little angelic light and Satan's mouth is glued shut. For all his bluster, Satan absolutely knows that Lucifer could body him with a pinkie finger.

Charlie, for her part, absolutely adores her uncle Satan! She thinks his stories of battling toe-stealing goblins who spill out candy when you squish 'em are absolutely hilarious! Alastor thinks the stories are sus and absolutely a cover for something else. And Satan absolutely adores little Charlie! He thinks she's the most precious thing ever and if she wants him to don a pair of glittery pink fairy wings for a tea party, so be it. Alastor, however, he finds kind of creepy thanks to the way Alastor stares at him when he's telling his goblin-squishing stories.

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I bet Raised Together Alastor's introduction to deal making actually was with Charlie. It was an accident though, he offered her his dessert if she'd do some of his homework. One big blast of magic rattling the palace later and they are both getting a stern lecture by Lucifer.

And here we see early signs of Alastor's deal-making acumen. For you see, Alastor doesn't like sweets in the first place! He was sacrificing nothing by letting Charlie eat his dessert!

Lilith was proud. Lucifer less so. The lecture was long and ended with a punctuated, 'Don't take shit from other demons!' And Alastor was forced to do extra homework anyway. And Charlie soon learned she got double dessert without the need for a deal if she just flashed the puppy dog eyes.

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Now I'm thinking that in exorcist Nicaise au with raised together au because now Charlie had to watch Alastor to absolutely lose it, him crying over an exorcist only to learn it's his mother. Pretty sure, when she learn this info, she would try to help but to no avail. Now Lucifer would have both children asking for his help, after the battle.

It's so confusing and heartbreaking for Charlie because she doesn't know this woman who's causing her little brother to fall apart like this. She was young enough when he was brought into the household that she didn't really get the implications of Lucifer suddenly bringing in a half-sibling into her life, and by the time she could understand the implications she and Alastor had already cemented their bond. Alastor is her family; hers and Lucifer's and maybe Lilith's (or so she'd like to hope).

This is the first time since the night they met she's really been confronted with the fact that Alastor had another family that he'd lost, and she's only confronted with this when her brother has lost that family all over again.

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Hey guys, I made the thing! If you want to ask questions directly to the characters of my Devil's Bastard AU, you can go to my new blog and pester them to your heart's content. Thank you to everyone who's been sending me asks and building up this AU with me. It's been a ton of fun and I hope this ask blog is fun for y'all as well!

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Devil's Lost Son AU

You just know that at least Gabriel tried to explain the "batch made at the same time with concentrated light and higher consciousness" thing a few times to young and even teen Alastor.

On top of it already making zero sense in Alastor's mortal mind, Gabriel accidentally slipped into enochian a few times and finally Uriel had to cut him off with the "Uncles" analogy.

The first time Michael saw him after that Alastor tacked Uncle onto his list of titles and he had a Moment (TM).

Gabriel tried to explain it to Alastor using scientific terms that we have yet to coin in the year of someone's lord, not mine, 2025. When Alastor spends a good sixty seconds staring at him blankly, Uriel chimes in with, "We're your uncles."

"Oh, that makes sense!"

Gabriel proceeded to sulk over Uriel's dumbed down explanation for the next twenty years.

Michael may or may not have burst into tears the first time he heard Alastor say his name with the word 'uncle' before it. Alastor may or may not have been scared he broke an ancient divine being by accident.

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Out of curiosity, is there anyone who would be interested in me potentially making an ask blog based around the Devil's Bastard AU? I think the idea of it sounds like it could be fun and I've seen some really fun and creative Hazbin Hotel ask blogs here on tumblr. At the same time, I know my activity is likely to be very sporadic and I worry that might be annoying for people.

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As an aroace person, there are only two things I like about Valentine's day: the candy, and the Hazbin Hotel merch!

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I hear platypus, now imagine kid Alastor with a platypus doll.

*Put a fedora on the platypus*

A Perry the platypus doll!

None of the uncles are concerned by Alastor playacting Perry the Platypus Doll murdering bad guys instead of just capturing them. Not even Michael. This is normal for human children, right?

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You know what would make the whole "Michael's obsession with snakes and Lucifer's obsession with ducks" thing funnier? The fact that Alastor apparently also has an obsession with an animal, specifically the platypus

do what you will with this information

That's weirdly adorable! I do already see Alastor as a nature boy. In fact, I believe Vivz once described him as someone who would have both a fancy townhouse in the city and a ramshackle hunting lodge in the wilderness and I find that extremely fitting for a contradictory character like him. So even without WoG backing (although it helps) it's very easy for me to picture him being absolutely enamored with animals, particularly unusual ones that sweat milk and have poisonous ankle spurs.

Now I'm picturing a scene of kid Alastor info dumping about platypuses to Michael during one of his spur of the moment visits. When Michael visits again six months later, he brings along a handmade stuffed platypus.