#ok but what if…

[strafethesesinners]

Vault Boi OC picrew

Edit: fem version here!

Tagged by @inafieldofdaisies thank you! I also made some quick and dirty Fallout AU ideas for them.

Cooper McCoy (fc5): Vault dweller who runs away young and becomes a raider. Gets tired of their pointless cruelty and leaves them, later joining the Minutemen and protecting the people he used to menace from his old friends.

Valor “V” Coleman (cyberpunk 2077): cyrogenically frozen in 2077 by ?? (maybe Arasaka?) until they could find a way to extract the Relic. Unfortunately the bombs fell while he was asleep. Woken up in 2287 by raiders believing him to be someone important and valuable. He ends up making friends with them because of course he does. He still has Jonny in his head but is able to keep the effects of the relic at bay by abusing chems. Carries a stolen Pip Boy

Heath McCoy (fc5): model Vault citizen. Overseer’s son etc etc. However, leaves his Vault without permission to look for his long lost brother Cooper.

Ward Drachen (rdr2): Born in the Wasteland. His family and settlement were destroyed by the Institute and he has been hunting them ever since for both revenge and answers. Becomes a ruthless killer along the way. Quite possibly a synth without knowing it. Also carries a pip boy off of someone he killed.

Tagging @deputyash @dep-priv @unleashed111 @teamhawkeye @corneliusironwood @shallow-gravy @florbelles @blissfulalchemist @purplehairsecretlair @adelaidedrubman @v0idbuggy @direwombat @g0dspeeed @killerspinal @katsigian @henbased @afarcryfrommymain @amalkavian @socially-awkward-skeleton @cassietrn @strangefable @orionlancasterr @quickhacked and whoever wants to!

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[spr0utsies]

[pippindot]

take that thing back to the baby store!!!

[ayo-edebiri]

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[dirtydragonthoughts]

Hey, so, uh... What the fuck? Who is a) importing Przewalski's horses into the US and b) selling them at livestock auctions as mules or just surrendering them to rescues?

(For reference, there are about 2500 Przewalski's horses in the world. They are considered one of the last truly wild horses (and may even be a separate subspecies from the domestic horse). Their numbers dwindled to as few as 40 individuals in the 1950s to about 2500 today. About half are in captivity with zoos and conversation programs.)

(Article)

[steelsartcorner]

nobody took my pen away so the hades-crossover-fever continues. i’m ill

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart (bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), lae'zel (bg3), astarion (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[butchdykekondraki]

14k moonwalker