#omg period cramp ok good night

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[bestfriendforever]

Powerful Quote

If life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and laundry, then it also means life is an endless cycle of home-cooked meals and cosy, clean clothes.

[hyukalyptus]

hi hp!! did you know that orgasms could help reduce the feeling of menstrual cramps? 🤓

who among txt do you think would be most likely to… support you this way when you tell them you’re cramping :(

(totally not dealing with cramps right now nope 🤡)

- 🐳

hi!! omg im sorry its been a few days since u sent this in, hopefully ur feeling ok!

but omg! i wrote something about this on my old blog before it got permanently flagged. lemme see if i can find it~

ok..it was LONG long, so i cut it down~ shout out to @peachanonie for the thought in my inbox the first place :}

cw. periods, period sex, cunnilingus on period, period blood, everything about periods, sex toys, penetration (protection not mentioned), pet names (baby), TMI about my personal preferences lmfao.

peach: BEOMGYU!! i think he’d be a bit into bloodplay…. like the idea of it at least. but poor baby wouldn’t like the idea of hurting u like that so he’d never actually indulge cus it’s scary to him :( but! when he reads online somewhere that orgasms can be really good for periods… baby boy gets so curious

keeps reading and finds out ppl get extra sensitive when on their period too and he gets so 😳

at that point it’s just a matter of brining it up to u cus he’s a little shy when it comes to this stuff. tried to gently suggest it next time ur on ur period by hinting at it a bunch “did you know orgasms have a lot of benefits while on your period?” side eyeing you to see ur reaction LMAO he’s so cute.

but ofc ur not dumb and u see exactly what he’s doing… how cute he’d look while u tease him and make him feel small under u while u press kisses to his jaw and sweetly whisper how much you’d love to be pleasured by him if he wants to

as soon as he gets the okay, he’s practically jumping on you. starting at ur boobs and showing them LOTTTTSSSSS of love cus he knows how sensitive ur nipples get on ur period 🤭 wants to hear ur pretty noises so so bad so he doesn’t let up til he can’t take the excitement of eating u out ok ur period any longer.

makes sure everything is clean and prepared for a mess lol and then he GOES TO TOWNNNN. like i think as soon as he sees ur pretty pussy dripping with a mixture of period blood and arousal, he’d be fuckin floored and would dive straight for your clit (knowing it’ll pull the loudest moan out of u). and as soon as he actually TASTES you? instantly humping the bed. i think he’d cum in his pants quite quickly too 😭 poor baby just thinks u taste too good :( it’d turn him on so much. and with how hard you clench around his tongue, mixed with the taste of u in this state, i think he’d even maybe cum twice…… cus i know he’d be going at it for a looooooong time. just wanting to make u feel good and ease ur stress during this painful week :(

and when he finally lets up, he looks up at u with pretty little doe eyes, asking if u feel better and your heart just SWELLS at the sight of him. chin covered in ur release n blood, so so pretty for u….

already has a damp towel ready on the bedside table to clean u both up. and don’t expect him to fuck u after. no no no. all he wants is for you to gently stroke his cock while you lovingly make out, laying facing each other, til he whimpers into ur mouth that he’s cumming. pls pls PLS cuddle him to sleep, he wants to fall asleep with his head in ur chest :( and don’t even think abt getting dressed LOL u can wear underwear if u want cus ur on ur period but he will NOT allow you to get too hot in the night and ruin ur much needed sleep during such a stressful week for u! (it’s totally not because he wants to have a faceful of ur soft bare breasts to fall asleep to)

waking up the next morning to see a sleepy gyu with bed head and pajama pants laying out plates of pancakes for you both is honestly the best part.

service bf beomgyu is my weakness 😔

-🍑

me: ...peach. peach. PEACH. im in shambles. literally trying to think of anything to add lmao. but...this is soooo beomgyu.

i can totally see y'all sittin on the couch together and he's just scrollin thru his phone and ur just kinda groaning and he asks u what's up. you tell him ur on ur period and cramps are esp bad that day.

and he's like "...i read orgasms can kinda help w that..." and tries being as nonchalant as he can, but u catch on lmao. AND MAYBE! bc i see beomgyu's partner being a lil cheeky—you decide to tease him urself.

"oh ya? i think i heard that somewhere too..." nd u giggle just a bit, hopping off the couch, takin out ur tampon/cup lol, and returning w a lil vibrator. u bend over, ass toward him, slippin off ur pj shorts and he's just o.O then u plop back down, legs spread, spreadin ur lips a bit nd he sees u all wet and a bit bloody...speechless. u wanna tease urself, wanting his tongue to be the first thing that touches ur clit to get that "first touch" moan you know what i mean so u just switch it on, the sound of it alone makin u wet. and u kinda just rub it around your pussy for a bit, but he can't take his eyes off u.

"awe, jealous of my vibrator, baby?" and he just swallows and stutters a bit before he takes over and does everytHING

but i definitely need to write hcs for all of them!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH kicking nd squealing bc—my thing (TMI ALERT!!!) with period sex is i like penetration on my period. and i love seeing the bottom of my booty just barely covered in blood afterward. it literally makes me hnnggg. so just thinkin about yj takin someone from behind on their period, booty a lil bit red AH crying ><

[that-fic-girl]

Hi! I love your writing

If you're comfortable with, could you write a fluff fic with an afab reader and Monty, the reader is in their period and with a lot of cramps and Monty conforts them with cuddles and help them with the pain (with a heat pack or painkillers and massage)

It's ok if you can't write and thanks for you time, take care :)

YES OMG YES YES YES

OKOKOKOK

literally I love you

mwah

MONTY X AFAB!READER FLUFF

"oh god, shit!"

monty perked his head up to look at you

"what's wrong doll?"

he seemed very worried.

you quickly got up from your seat and ran to the door

"its happening again!"

you yelled as you ran put to find the nearest bathroom

"god I should've knew, my stomach was hurting all night yesterday. fuck god damn it!"

you angrily mumbles to yourself

you burst through to the bathroom stalls. as you sat down you heard large stomps and the door swinging open

"Darlin' are you okay? are you hurt?" said the gator.

you got out your sanitary products from your bag and yelled "im okay monty, just got my period. wasn't expecting it, sorry for scaring you."

he let a sigh of relief "thank god for that, you really had me worried for a second there"

you came out of the stall and washed your hands and changed you're pants.

You where in a lot of pain and monty could see it. he didn't know what to do and felt helpless

"do you need anything baby? ill get you some food? some water? do you want me to rub your back-"

"im fine monty, just stay here don't worry about me" you cut him off

you didn't want him worrying about you, he's an animatronic and not programmed well enough to understand enough to comprehend what's going on.

as you dozed off on monty's sofa, he ordered pizza for you and some water. he wasn't really sure if this was what you needed but he was trying.

as the delivery bot arrived, you woke up to those sounds of the loud clanging of the doors to his green room.

"heya Darlin', ordered you some food. don't know if you needed It but I figured this would make you feel better" he said softly. you smiled, knowing no one has ever done this for you made you fall more in love with him.

"thank you, rockstar. you're a lifesaver"

"ha, I know"

you smirked and grabbed the pizza. god, who knew pizza could make you feel so good.

he sat behind you, letting you rest your back on his chest.

"mm baby, can you please rub my shoulders a bit? I feel really stiff"

"no problem darlin'"

he massaged you so carefully, trying his best not to hurt you. you are so precious to him. always making him feel better whenever he has his breakdowns or just making him feel happy in general.

you ended up passing out into slumber on his chest so he put himself into rest mode to make it seem like he was sleeping with you.

god he loved you so much

[dootdootwriting]

Hello and good night! I wanted to say i’ve been enjoying your posted works so much, thank you for your hard work! if your requests are open, i’d like to offer the genshin characters and how they’d treat reader when they’re on their period? preferably Ganyu, Zhongli and Ayaka. but whoever you want is fine! its alright if you dont feel like writing it too, i hope you’re having a good day!

this is 1/3 of the reqs i'll be doing before the start of the event! wahoo ^^ also omg periods suck anon if i could have any of these lovely beings comfort me when i have mine i would cry tears of joy

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Format: headcanons Characters: Ganyu, Zhongli, Ayaka Type: comfort, fluff Pronouns used: none BUT! AFAB!reader/reader has periods !! Warnings: blood, menstruation, cramps, the lot

GANYU

- tends to sleep through her own period as much as she can and Ningguang lets her take a few days off every month, so her number one primary goal is to help you relax and get you as comfortable as possible

- if you're in a cuddly mood, she'll lay your head down in your lap and sing you a soft song. it doesn't really have any words or anything but her voice is very nice and the effect is very comforting

- her singing puts you to sleep some of the time but it's a nice sleep and it distracts you from any cramps you might have had

- has a stash of ice cream 100% you can't convince me otherwise. it's partially for cravings but also she just really likes ice cream. her favorite flavor is cookie dough so she has a lot of that.

- being half adeptus, ganyu also has some old recipes that help with muscle soreness that will help you a lot! she brews them into warm water and they taste a little bit like cinnamon citrus tea

- she gives you gentle hand squeezes and forehead kisses throughout the day :)

ZHONGLI

- oh? cramps? mood swings? he has a tea for that (he has a tea for everything.)

- he's been around for a WHILE so he knows what a period is and how to help

- he also knows that your experience is uniquely your own and he may not be able to help a lot - but he'll do whatever he can to ease your discomfort

- zhongli is a gentleman, but he's especially courteous of you when you're on your period. this is half because he cares and wants to help but also half self-preservation

- sometimes you just feel like crying for no reason? luckily he is an excellent person to cry on. his hugs are very warm and firm

- rubs your back too. it doesn't really help much but it's comforting and it's nice to know he's there for you.

AYAKA

- queen

- will be so nice with you. she knows the feeling and wants to help as much as she can

- she'll go pick out some food at the market. you tell her it's not necessary but she REALLY likes going shopping for you. she didn't used to have a lot of friends (let alone a partner) so she really really likes doing the little things for you :)

- i hc her love language to be acts of service so going out and getting some sakura mochi for you is a win-win

- is more subtly there than the other two because she's not used to a lot of physical affection yet, but will hold your hand a lot!

- reminds you a lot that she's there if you need anything! ok! she'll be in the other room! if you need anything! no nevermind. she wants to make sure you're okay. it's cuddle time

[kirislut]

hi meg! aaa congrats on 1.5k! omg cant believe i just saw this event now but here i am~ can i request for a short drabble or scenario about tamaki taking care of his s/o that has period cramps? aaa thank you in advance and have a nice day always~ take care!

a/n: thank you roze!! i hope you have a nice day too!

warnings: period stuff, cramps

taglist (open): @katsushimaa @animatedarchives @peach-pops @deephasoceanmagic @goopyartiste @sugas-sweetheart @shoutamajiki @justamultifandomfan16 @spookykiri @yee-harr @colorseeingchick @iwaizoom @meliorist-midoriya @olsenholic @ordinary-ace @bunnythepipsqueak @bbakougo @yuueisteria @aaakaaashii @aizawaslovebot @rousouhouuu @wompwomphq @jmeyerss

it was that time of the month, the time that you and every single girl dreaded, your period had started. unluckily for you, your menstruation was always accompanied by terrible cramps. getting through the school day was already uncomfortable with your flow, but the cramps made it worst.

as soon as class ended you rushed to your dorm room, hand over your lower stomach as your cramps ensued.  you threw your uniform off and quickly slipped into some comfortable pjs. homework could wait, you just wanted to lay down for a second and ride the pain out. 

you felt your phone buzz beside you, you reached behind yourself and patted around for it. when you grabbed it you brought it to your face to see that tamaki had messaged you. 

[from tamaki] are you ok?

[to tamaki] yeah! it’s just i’m on my period :(

[from tamaki] i’ll be right there

you smiled at your screen, glad to know that your boyfriend would soon be coming to comfort you. a few minutes later you heard a knock at your door, you called for them to come in and saw the door open and tamaki’s head peek in. he was just making sure everything was clear before walking in completely.

he meekly smiled at you, and in his arms he held a big fluffy blanket, a heating pad, and your favorite candy. you couldn’t help but tear up on the spot, how did you end up with such a sweet boyfriend? however tamaki was not expecting to see your eyes water so he dropped everything and rushed to your side, “i-i’m sorry did i bring the wrong things? last time you told me t-that these were the things you wanted. d-did i mishear you and m-mess up?”

you shook your head and wrapped your arms around the back of his head, pulling him down onto the bed. giggles spilled out of your lips, making tamaki relax, “no tamaki you did perfectly, i was just really happy to have you that’s all.” the blue haired male let out a huff of relief, glad that he did everything correctly and most importantly, that you were ok. 

tamaki pressed a quick kiss to your forehead, quickly blushing after the action, then got up to pick up everything he had dropped. he set up the heating pad then handed it over to you so you could place it over your lower stomach. after he got back into your bed, pulling the fluffy blanket over you both.

he stayed with you for the rest of the night, bringing dinner up to you from the kitchen. the two of you enjoyed the food while sitting on the floor, using the bed as back support. your period was still giving you a hard time, however there was one good thing that came out from it. which was having tamaki with you to make it more bearable.

[lettersformiah]

10:26am, 1 july

hey bubs! in geo atm and its boring as cause we have a reliever. its like ok and i should be doing work but honestly i dont care and ill do it sometime i guess. drama was ok! i got more lines >:) only got one more lesson before we have to perform so hopefully i remember everything ok and dont fuck it up cause we have been ummm kinda messing up our lines in rehearsals so hopefully it goes okay. i think i just get a lot of the words in the wrong order and dont trust. but i will trust what i say when we actually do it. never done it in proper costume and i probably wont so we will see! its just a long skirt and my blouse so i gotta remember to wear my stocking and blouse next week. and gotta remember to not be in a lot of pain too. i hope everything goes well, should do :D

um yeah! you got like no sleep last night and i dont know why :( i felt bad bc all i kinda did was sleep bc period things. but i hope tonight is better and i hope you arent too terribly tired and falling asleep. i beleive in you. i love you. got french next! which is alg bc we just go pls mr moss can we play pictionary and then he goes >:l fine and its great. big up mr moss. gotta take off your hoodie though which is a bit of an L but its alright bc i just put your hoodie back on in pe perhaps. i think its the plan heeh >:) i feel like ive had a whole day and its onyl been like a period. my cramps are okay! they were a bit shit while walking but the painkillers kicked in and im going well :D surprisingly im happy to be back bc fridays are like really chill. im so excited for one week left omg! like ugh i cant wait for these holidays.

im secrelty watching 2016 grian videos for that nostalgia and its very good. i remeber watching them as they came out and its very sweet ehehe. yeah! im hungry >:( like idk why period = hungry and tired which is a bit unfortunate. my eyes hurt >:( its rude! but no screens for p3 and 4.

this letter is all over the place sorry hehehe but at least we get to hang out tn and tomorrow night and sunday! like bit shit im not really gonna see u next week :( my sleep will be atrocious without you and youre probabyl gonna have a shitton of letters to comb through when you have the time. but we ignore! i think we play more escapists and fall guys. its really fun with you.

okay okay okay im gonna go! i love you, i hope placement is going okay. talk soon bubba

mwahmwahmwah!!!

-mads<3

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin​ for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST— 

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse 

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle 

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can 

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear 

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode? 

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion 

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home: 

All hail Incitatus the king 

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts 

oh god is that hamilton 

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven 

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again 

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way 

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj 

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway) 

Me internally vs externally 

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance” 

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit 

?

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different 

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up 

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like 

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap 

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

?

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

?

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle

[jayflrt]

My night's been going ok. Actually i'm on my period so rereading nnn and exploring your page for more fics has ben keeping my mind off of cramps. Definitely looking forward to the breakup pact! Question (as an aspiring writer) how do u come up with the humour for your fics? It seems so natural and flows really well xx - 🧸

NOOO I WROTE A WHOLE RESPONSE AND MY APP CRASHED but i’m glad your night’s going good !!! also you reread my smau ?? ☹️☹️💞 i’m so honored omg <3 and i’m glad you’re looking forward to my new one !!

as for the humor thing, i think it’s just kinda natural for me bc that’s the way i talk LOL it helps having funny friends who bully you 😞 thanks ibtw .. </3

[justkurotingz]

could you please do a spencer x reader where the reader gets appendicitis & spencer has to take her to the ER so she can get emergency surgery, & since she doesn’t have any family in the area he stays with her in the hospital & even stays with her in her apartment to look after her. pretty much just fluff up the wazzoo! i would prefer if they had only gone on one date so far & through this experience they get closer & he gives her sweet forehead kisses & cuddles, but it’s up to u! thank u!!

omg aw this was the cutest request ever <333 i can’t even keep up with how many i’ve gotten LMAO but i always feel guilty if i keep people waiting :(( sorry for any mistakes, i had to finish this up quickly!!

word count: 800 words

you knew something was wrong when your cramps escalated heavily. this was not your typical heavy period cramps, something else was wrong. you glanced at spencer, who was inserting a doctor who dvd in the tv, ready for movie night. it’s fine you thought, pushing down the pain and willingly cuddling up to spencer as to not ruin his night.

who knew that after one date, you’d fall head over heels for this man? he was the absolute sweetest and quirkiest person you’d ever meet. you smiled at spencer’s expression of joy as the dvd started and he grabbed the popcorn, offering you some.

“i’m good.” you smiled slightly, the pain flaring as you moved your hand. your belly button was on fire. was that even normal? you wondered, trying your hardest not to let spencer know you were in pain.

but of course, he was way too attentive. “y/n, are you ok?” he frowned, pausing the dvd at your grimace. “just that time of month.” you dropped your head shyly and he pouted, raising your head with a finger. “you don’t need to hide that from me y/n. do you need anything, a hot pack, chocolate, coffee?” he offered and you smiled, shaking your head.

“i’m fine, let’s just watch the- shit.” you whispered, face contorting. this was definitely not your normal period cramps. you felt like sobbing your heart out while your abdomen burned away.

“y/n, somethings wrong.” spencer switched off the tv and gently prodded your stomach. “ah!” you cried out and he frowned. “we need to go to the hospital. now.” he got up, scooping you up in his arms. “but i’m fine. spencer, i’m fine.” you protested and he shook his head.

“i think you have appendicitis. we need to go now or your appendix might rupture.” you paled, not wanting to know how that would feel. spencer opened to car door and set you down, helping you buckle your seatbelt and a minute later you were speeding off to the hospital.

by now you could barely speak, the pain was dizzying and you felt like throwing up. and was your appendix burning or was that your forehead? you groaned weakly, leaning against the car door as your eyes drifted shut.

“y/n, stay awake. stay with me.” spencer glanced over in worry, the back of his hand cooling your forehead down. “you have a fever.” he muttered, but before you could respond, you were out like a light.

you woke up later in reduced agony, sunlight filtering through an unfamiliar window onto your face. “spencer?” you whispered groggily, taking in the figure sleeping on a chair next to you. he stirred, rubbing his eyes and spotted you moving. “you’re awake!” you sat up stiffly and looked around.

“what happened?” spencer moved to close the blinds as the sun was directly in your eyes. “we got to the hospital yesterday and you were rushed to surgery. everything went fine, you’re just appendix-less now.” he smiled, and then you saw the worry in his eyes.

“hey, you said it yourself. i’m fine. it’s just my appendix.” you reassured him, reaching for the water bottle by your bed. “did you tell anyone?” spence shook his head, brushing out his curls. “i called your mom, but you know she’s too far to visit. she did want you to call her when you were awake.”

you smiled slightly and then immediately frowned. “yesterday night? you stayed for an entire night?” spencer looked surprised you even asked. “of course i did. y/n, you scared me half to death.” your heart swelled with the love you had for him.

“thanks. you didn’t have to do that, we’ve literally gone out once.” you chuckled and he smirked, leaning over to kiss your forehead. “i care about you y/n. i really like you.” he admitted shyly and you laughed, stealing another kiss.

“i really like you too. now let’s get out of here.” the nurse came by to check you out, and two hours later you were back at your apartment, spencer trailing in after you. “you’re staying?” you asked in surprise and he rolled his eyes.

“y/n, i already told you, yes.” you smiled softly, too tired to protest and he led you back to bed. “can you... cuddle with me?” you asked shyly and he beamed, his smile melting your heart.

“of course. anything to make you feel better.” he slipped under the covers and pulled you closer to him, gently tracing the scar on your abdomen. “you’re so strong.” he whispered, kissing your neck and shivers went down your spine.

“go to bed love. i’m right here and i’m not going anywhere.” you fell asleep in his arms, and for the first time in your life, you dreamt of your future.

[creative-kpop]

Awkward

((Bts- jiminxfemalereader))

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“Chim, stop it” you sighed and shifted away from him.

“Y/n...” he whined. His fingers continued to dance dangerously along the skin of your thighs. Jimin was needy. There was almost nothing you could do to change that.

You were on your period. There was no way in hell you were gonna tell Jimin that. It’s not like you weren’t close, or he didn’t know it happened to you. It was just...awkward.

Jimin came closer to you, and pressed his lips to your shoulder. He pulled at your T-shirt with his teeth and began to trail open mouth kisses over your collarbones. Your stomach cramped, and your body tensed. Jimin stopped at your sudden movement. He looked up at you with a questioning face.

“What’s wrong, baby girl?” He set set his hand on your face moving it towards him.

“I’m just not in the mood tonight” jimin dropped his hand and scoffed at your answer. He sat back against the couch and glanced at you. He looked beautiful like that. You stared at his face until he leaned close to you and said in a low voice,

“Baby, your never not in the mood. And the way your staring at me isn’t convincing me other wise” He nudged his nose against your cheek, and placed another kiss there. You didn’t respond. What were you supposed to tell him? Sorry we can’t have sex tonight,or the rest of the week, I’m bleeding uncontrollably? That certainly wouldn’t end well. You met eyes. His swimming with lust, and a glint of curiosity.

Jimin kissed you, slow and sensual. He pressed against your lips and put his arms around your waist. He tried to pull you onto his lap, but you broke the kiss before he could. Jimin sighed.

“Why are you pulling away? What’s up with you tonight?” His words were filled with concern and a touch of something you couldn’t decipher.

“Oh my god, I told you I wasn’t in the mood. I don’t want to talk about this anymore” you got up off the couch and stormed up to your bedroom. You didn’t mean to snap. It just kinda...happened. You closed the door, but didn’t lock it. Jimin sat dumb-founded on the couch. What did he do wrong? He wracked his brain to think of any reason you would be acting this way.

She’s not...on her period...is she?

Realization struck as Jimin checked his phone and saw the date. He decided you were just moody from hormones and he should just try and be sweet to you. What more could he do?

You laid on the floor of your bedroom with your arm laid over your forehead. Your stomach hurt and sitting wasn’t the most comfortable position. You heard a knock. And then another. You glanced at the door. Un opened. It was unlocked so why didn’t he come in?

“Y/N, can I come in?” He asked in a soft voice, slightly muffled by the door. He was asking you to let him in. He wanted you to want him to be in there. You got up and walked to the door. You opened the door to see a smiling Jimin waiting for you. He stepped through the door way and wrapped his arms around you.

You leaned into his embrace and inhaled his scent. His hand ran up and down your back and he slowly walked you towards your bed.

“Uh I’m sorry for snapping at you” you said with your face buried in his chest.

“It’s fine y/n. It wasn’t your fault. Just Mother Nature” He chuckled and your eyes popped open. He kNEW??????

“PARK JIMIN” you yelled, hitting his chest with your fist. He laughed again and just grabbed your hand.

“Baby, calm down. It’s not that big of a deal” he threaded his fingers through yours, and kissed your fore head. You groaned as another bad cramp hit you. Jimin sat up and watched you roll over in pain.

“Do you need anything?” He asked, now sitting up right on the bed, seeing as how you had curled into a ball out of pain.

“Um not really” you got out through gritted teeth. Jimin grabbed the remote to the TV from the night stand and turned on a movie. He propped up two pillows and leaned back slightly, grabbing your hips in the process. He set you between his legs and leaned you back against his chest. He laid another kiss to the top of your head.

“Jimin stop moving me. I was comfortable.” You shifted around until you found another comfortable spot. Jimin giggled and flashed his smile at you.

Your eyes closed and and Jimin noticed.

“Sleep well princess”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A/N: lol omg this took me forever, but I wanted to post to keep my -37 followers fed :) ok I’m sorry lol

Idk if this is any good but I’m a suck for fluff so

Everything’s always open for request:)

Lots of loveeee<3

[ichoiheedong]

who Are You [JJK] M  pt .7

JUNGKOOK X READER

Genre: smut angst

Summary:- please y/N do this for me you already did a lot before so why not this time??“  Tali begged she looked pale and weak and you hated seeing your twin like this  you bit your lips you couldn’t tell her the truth you were hiding - but how can i just marry him , i don’t even know him  and i can’t though - we look the same he will never have a clue just do it until i recover …

one   two   three  four  five  six

you slowly woke up feeling your cheek pressed on jungkook naked chest was something you still not used to the way you felt shy even you know he was sleeping soundly

you looked up to your o'clock it was 6 am too early to wake up for you but you had to as you will go catch the plane

but as soon as you moved a little jungkook strong arm stopped you wrapping it around you

" wake up baby , you said chuckling "

" i'm tired

" i told you let's not do that last night but look at your stubborn head" you said pinching his nose and he suddenly opened his eyes

you backed up a little as your heart beat raced  

" oh jungkook yes ! yes right there!! aah it feels good ! omg ! aww !  he let out imitating you and you slapped his shoulder  implanting your face on the pillow as he giggled trying to look at your now red face

" i like how shy you are now , it's just cute he said chuckling and you finally decided to ran away as you jumped off the bed and ran to the bathroom and closed the door

" c'mon y/N let me in so we can save time "

"never !! you said and started brushing your teeth ,your face was still red as you looked on the mirror it was so embarrassing though how dare he do this to you

you quickly showered and dried your hair while you didn't hear jungkook voice any more for sure he gave up that you let him in so you just opened the door and get out surprising by the coffee smell it  is just doping

jungkook was sitting on the desk having some coffee

" c'mon you have some of this while i go in to fresh up too he said and you nodded

"did you prepare this ? waah i never knew you can cook ? you said clapping and before even deciding to change your bath towel you headed towards the coffee mug holding it

jungkook stopped right in front of the door when he heard what you just said

how come you don't know he could cook ,when you already came to his condo few times and fell for his special dishes that he made for you  he shrugged off and went straight to get ready

" you both were ready now , both decided to wear matching couple black hoodies and jeans with tumberlands

"it's so cool seeing you in casual outfits you know you let out as you both went in the car

the driver headed directly to the airport while you just listened to some music along with your husband

on the plane jungkook slept soundly on your shoulder ,but when the steward came to check both of you to see if you wanted to have lunch now

you nodded and chose what you wanted then turned to check your husband

"jungkook wake up you said gently trying not to ask if he was tired because of what he did this morning who knows if he decided to tease you again

" what are you doing " he whispered as you hugged him more to you

" nothing just checking the guide and see what we will do there

" you feel warm you know he hissed kissing your neck

jungkook stop please

why would i ?

"look we are not alone here

" look that old couple are sleeping so we are alone here "

" what ever it's still embarrassing , i feel shy if you would kiss me in public you let out

and he frowned " you might be kidding me now , why are you acting weird since this morning baby it was your idea , you always enjoy it if we kissed in public

you mentally slapped your self " it was written in your sister diary but you just forgot fuck , it was annoying trying to act when things were going spontanuous with him and it hurt you so much not being your self

" any way the steward is coming i think, i ordered a stick of meat with avocado toasts for both of us  "

" great and we will have a couple glass of wine

you nodded enjoying brushing his hair raffling it

" what is it with my hair today ?

" i don't know i enjoy touching it, it's fluffy it reminds me of jungha's hair you let out and suddenly stopped your heart raced as you felt uneasy even jungkook looked up to check you and he got surprised by your chocked look

"what is it why do you look like you've seen a ghost

"oh no! nothing i want to go to the toilet i feel like i'm wet

"wet? do you need me now , ? he asked touching your thigh and you slapped his hand again  getting up and it was like a curse seeing the blood stain on your panties

"fuck !!! why the heck you're coming now bitch !! you cursed non stop getting out your toilet bag searching for your  menstrual cup and to change your panties again

when you came out and headed to the first class section again jungkook was waiting for you as the lunch was there

you sighed looking at him

"it's ok sweetie i mean it's something natural why do you look upset

" i mean c'mon i'm going to one of my important vocation in all my life how can my body do this and started bleeding damn !!

you nagged hitting your head to the seat sighing

" jungkook wrapped your waist and gently kissed your neck his hot breath calmed your nerves and you felt relaxing

" let's enjoy our lunch baby c'mon you need to get out of this bad mood

you nodded and started eating as jungkook poured you some wine ,you both enjoyed your meals specially the avocado toasts it was the best

two hours later the plane landed on Bangkok international airport  

you both finally stepped out to find the car waiting for you so you could head directly to your hotel

it was something you always do when you got your period ;sleeping and craving for chocolate and this change of atmosphere  annoyed you, the way you slept the whole distance to the hotel which made jungkook deciding to take you inside bridal style while one of the hotel stuff took care of the luggage

you slept soundly in the comfy bed wrapped by the warm fluffy blanket while jungkook decided to call his family and yours too and it was too hard to convince jungha that you were sleeping the way jungkook video called him showing you on the camera and promising him to call back when you woke up

few hours later, you woke up and it was hell getting some cramps you looked around seeing no one but fortunately your bag was on the bed side so you grabbed it searching for some painkillers

"damn it , you mumbled gulping the pill along with some water and left the bed , looking to the outside the view was stunning

Thailand for sure is one of the best place to come visit when you are newlyweds  but speaking of that where is jungkook you looked around seeing nothing his suitcase was still closed it means he didn't even change

but looking to the outside it was dim which means it's already the evening

you hurried to your phone checking it and you found no calls or texts so you just dialed his number , but when you pressed the phone to your ear jungkook came in and your eyes locked

" you woke up" he said flashing you a smile

"where have you been? "

" i met my friend , he is the hotel owner's son so we hang out here , do you feel better baby

you nodded " i'm sorry jungkook you mumbled  

he came closer " for what  ? it's ok i do understand he said touching your jaw line

" look the hotel suit is amazing we can just enjoy our first night here watching something you like alright ?

" will you not mind if i don't go out tonight ?

y/N baby! it's our honey moon ..we are free to do whatever we want even if you wanted to stay in bed all day i really don't mind all i want is you doing what you wanted along with you

" i know but i just feel guilty i will not be able to .. you know you hissed looking to your feet as you stood up in front of him

hearing him chuckling you looked up " i want you so bad, i will never deny this sweetheart but i totally understand any way be ready to reward me after few days he sexily whispered and you chuckled feeling shy again

but you couldn't stop your hands from wrapping his neck

" i love you so much jungkook

" i do love you too kitten , c'mon tell me what do you want us to watch

let's let Netflix do the job we can choose a series or something you said and he nodded

as you both changed into comfy pajamas and settle on the king sized bed jungkook lighted up the scented candles and brought you a basket full of snacks

"you are kidding me right !! you let out covering your mouth

" i read this one day , girls enjoy snacking on periods don't you ??

this is too much for me ?

"what he said ?

"you're too much for me!  so perfect

he giggled " only to you my love

and like that the evening passed so warm and cozy in your husband lap as you ended up sleeping again

the next day you too took your time to get ready and have your late breakfast together then jungkook decided to take you into a tour around the city so you could enjoy it before heading to the island

before when you came here you didn't go to many places as you only wanted relaxation specially as you were pregnant it was one of your hardest experience and as you were lonely and scared it was getting worse but later after the nurse wife handed you jungha it was like your nightmare got lost replaced by a new chapter of sweet moments

the Thailand's islands were like a dream lands for every one to go visit and you were one of those dreamer there as you chose your black shorts and tank top and your long floral kimono with matching sandals you were ready to go spent so much lovely moments with jungkook there

you were excited the way you left first to get into the car waiting for him

he was coming holding his camera he was wearing a baby blue over sized shirt along with white pants he looked like a hollywood star for real ,your heart raced as he smiled at you

you look beautiful he said and you grinned "so where are we heading first you said and he chuckled

to one of my favorite places i'm planning to catch one of that large turtles so i can take some good photos he excitedly said and you giggled

i didn't visit it before

"  ko Tarutao is one of the 51 islands that belong to the Tarutao National Marine Park archipelago in southern Thailand.  also Tourists to this island can enjoy the pristine and quiet atmosphere of the area, and can also view the rugged mountain and jungle scenery, including the limestone cliffs for which this part of Thailand is famous.

and the best part is  Visitors can have a good chance of catching a glimpse at some exotic wildlife, particularly if they visit the beach on the western part of the island, which is frequented by large turtles. jungkook said explaining and you listened to his speech

  " no wonder you became the CEO jungkook you said looking lovingly at him and he pinched your nose

"don't seduce me girl " he let out and drove off

you chuckled and asked again about your second destination

"it's Ko Phangan island baby

"ohhhh i know it i was there before and i fell for that place happy that i can go there again  it is an island in the Gulf of Thailand, halfway between the islands of Ko Samui and Ko Tao  i heard that every year the island holds an electronic dance festival known as the Full Moon Party.  that's why i went last time

"aha so you like partying on the beach "

" not really but it was something amazing

" we will attend the festival then "he said and you clapped

"let's go !!

-

you were walking here and there on the sand as jungkook was taking some pictures

the sea was so tempting and you wanted jump in already but first you wanted to enjoy the scene you took off your kimono and sat down on the sand looking to some other groups and couples playing on the water when jungkook came closer he was still holding his camera

"baby is it ok for us to go swim

" sure we can but you're sure you will not get pain later"

"i'm okay i 'm carefully using my cup so don't worry i can't resist this amazing sea

jungkook giggled seeing your wide puppy eyes "

"alright "

"i will go to our chalet  to change my bikini and come along " you shouted and stood up running to the other side while jungkook continued checking his photos specially the last one

few minutes later you showed up and you could see his jaw dropped eyeing your sexy frame in the yellow bikini  jungkook took off his shirt and held your hands hurrying to the wide sea

"you look sexy " he let out kissing your shoulder

" i bought this last year but i wasn't sure if i would wear this any time soon

" you look great already you really have a toned body i love this he said and you turned to kiss his cheek then picked his lips few times

"look jungkook shall we go sit there on the rocks "

" i have better idea "

"what ? you asked seeing him going back to the sand

wait me there he shouted and you did what he said trying your best to swim towards the rocks waiting for him and when you saw him bringing his  camera you chuckled

"let's take pictures he said and you cutely paused

he giggled taking the photo

do you think i  look pretty while i'm all wet you asked and he nodded

" you want to see c'mon he said you took the camera

" my face look like a lemon already

" you are pretty i love your bare face , i see no difference honestly

c'mon lay down here with me you said patting the wet rocks as you laid down but before jungkook did what you wanted he took you some pictures as you were enjoying the sun

the first and second day in KO Tarutao was incredible you both enjoyed making out under the beautiful sky every time you go for a walk around

and it seemed like jungkook was really satisfied but the importance that you really enjoyed this trip feeling that there is nothing to worry about , love was yours and jungkook too

next days you both left the island towards your favorite place in Ko Phangan were you will have an other chance to join the electronic dance festival

it was evening when you and jungkook reach the place and you headed towards a restaurant for dinner

you decided to tie up your hair into a messy bun and wear a jean shorts along with a lace crop top while jungkook was comfortably walking in his white pants and hawai shirt

you both were happy as you were about to go attend the festival

it was just an amazing event and it felt special comparing to what you felt before when you were sixth months pregnant this island was your last destination before going back to america to wait for the baby to come out

it was so energetic and loud, the way you forgot for a while all your pain and problems even you were alone you will never forgot the group of friends that you joined and they really took good care of you as you had a little bump

"do you feel happy " jungkook said stopping you you both were walking in the sea side letting the water soaking your feet as you walked towards the place

" yeah i'm so happy thank you jungkook i'm happy you did bring me here you said hugging him to you

" how long your period normally last? he asked you out of nowhere and you froze on his embrace feeling the heat getting to your head

" five days , you let out and he sighed

" an other day then he mumbled and you chuckled

" do you miss me this much " you suddenly felt how fun teasing him but as soon as his grip became stronger around your waist you regret it

" is it hard to explain that he let out sucking on your neck

the place was amazing to make love actually and it seemed like jungkook was on the mood to get things to an other level

jungkook you hissed trying to stop him but you were shushed by his lips smacking yours he kissed you passionately, and you lost all your words and train of thoughts feeling his tongue dominating yours but worst of all this when he hugged you more close to his torso you could feel how much turned on he was

" shit he suddenly stopped digging his face into your collarbone as you hugged him closer

"we need to go now before the party starts

" but you're so turned on you let out

"the worst part you are the reason making me  so hard now he said teasing you and you blushed

he was right, why did you let him go that far!! but  seeing him held back his self to make you feel comfortable  got the best of you

"i have a better idea the party can wait "you said taking his hand and hurried to the dim side of the beach

the place was really good for what you got in your crazy mind

" what are you doing y/N?" jungkook let out and you shushed him with your kiss , you kissed him pressing him more into the big rocks forming the long dike

jungkook kissed you back squeezing your ass as you wrapped him closer

" you're making things worse baby you need to stop "

"i will stop when you cum you said letting your hand ran to his lower parts

"fuck" he let out backing his head to hit the rocks

you palmed his crotch few times before deciding to get  crazier

kneeling down you pulled out his hard dick hearing his unsteady breath and you stroke him few times using your hand before wrapping your lips around the tip

"fuck y/N hurry up and put it in jungkook finally whispered as he wanted to fuck your mouth more than any thing that time

it was actually dim but you could see his expression at least you heard his breath hitching every time you licked the head going down

"gosh ! i would cum any time soon he let out his hands resting on your head as you continued bobbing up and down along his length

you felt hot too but you wouldn't mind focusing with him pleasure forgetting yours so you don't really had hard time too

few minutes later, and as you crooked your tongue around the head feeling him about to cum you speed up your action getting him to his climax

jungkook was panting hard as you gently stroked him

"fuck this was amazing baby girl " he said out of breath as he helped you to stand up

your legs hurt along with you cheeks but it was worth it seeing how satisfied he looked

jungkook took out some tissues cleaning his self up and also he cleaned your hand and chin

you were blushing when he was looking at you

" stop looking at me this way you said turning to the other side

he chuckled " i love you he said hugging your back

"let's go to the party we're late enough!! "

-

the other side of the beach where they were throwing the party was crowded and it was  already  hard to find a spot to sit watching

"don't you want to dance "

" i can't dance to this crazy music i prefer to wait for a something classic

"it's an electronic kind of music jungkook chuckled

yeah i'm sure many couples here want to have some slow dance so yeah let's just enjoy this

"let me bring you a cocktail

you nodded looking at jungkook as he went to the buffet and came back with two beautiful glasses

you sat on the colorful seat balls that were made for tourists to use ,the breeze was chilly and the music was so loud you saw the girls here and there wearing the beautiful flower leis around their necks

" oh i'm happy to meet you again  and it seemed you really find love miss " an old man who was holding a basket full off flower leis and beach stuff walked by your place and you both looked towards him

jungkook didn't know if he was talking to you but seeing your look it seemed like you were surprised

" baby do you want a chain ? jungkook asked you he thought it was his way to get some customers  

" yeah of course i would like to have one and you too

" how much is this? ,please give us two of the pink leis jungkook asked taking out his wallet while your eyes were locked with the old man

for sure he remembered you, he said he spent more than 30 years doing this job he would remember people if they come again he called you flower lei girl that time because you looked like a flower carrying jungha in your belly

" this is for you" he handed you the lei and one to your husband and an other one

" we only want two as you see we are a couple jungkook explained as you remained silent

" it's for your kid , last time when i saw the miss she was pregnant and when she bought the lei i told her she will come here again with her kid so i can offer him one

your heart raced remembering every single word

" sorry i think you are mistaken me , i just get married and we are here for our honey moon so i'm not that girl you are talking about maybe she just looked like me " you let out panicking

" i may forget many things miss, but when it come to people i never forgot faces and you were some one to remember any way i'm happy to see you here again with a wide smile as you see life is beautiful please enjoy it and try to be like this flowers it fights to survive, and i want you to accept this little gift from me so if we meet again you would remember me

he said giving you a seashell bracelet you looked to jungkook as he nodded

"thank you so much ,it's beautiful

have a good evening" he said and left walking into the crowd

you brushed your hair looking to the side where jungkook was sitting he was quiet

" do you think there is some one looks like me this much you said trying to look natural

" whatever he is old he would easily mistake you any way c'mon let's dance "

jungkook put his flower lei and brought you to the dance floor wrapping his arms around your waist as you rested your chin on the crook of his neck  you felt safe and loved and all you wished for now is for the time to stop and you only feel him close to you ...

i don't own any of the photos or the island description all the credits go to their owner i hope you liked this chapter ^^

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Responses to Part 13 I Won’t Stop You (M) // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU asks~

 Please ‘Keep Reading’ to find my response to your ask ^^ As always, I have copied and pasted all asks into this post in regards to last night’s chapter to avoid clogging up people’s dashboards and to avoid spoilers for those who may still wish to read the chapter. Thank you ^^

ALSO I have included asks I received to do with IWSY in the hours leading up to before I posted it because there was quite a few! So if you sent in an ask to do with IWSY and I didn’t post it - it will be in this post!

Anonymous said: When ''i wont stop you '' come out i really am inpatient?XD P.S i love you! YOU ARE THE BEST  I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU i love you (now i told every thing whats on my mind!)(sorry my BAD English:(T.T  )

Awww I love you too babe! I’m so happy that you get really excited :3 I really hope you enjoyed the chapter :D And your English is great! Don’t apologise ><

Anonymous said: i've had an awful day today but i know you are going to cheer me up today!!! especially with where the last chapter ended ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m sorry to hear you had an awful day :( But I really hope the chapter cheered you up! Thank you so much for reading :3

Anonymous said: TUESDAY IS THE ONLY DAY I LOOK FORWARD TO BUT TODAY WE HAVE A SNOW DAY AND I CAN READ YOUR NEW CHAPTER IN PEACE !!! LOVE YOUR WORK :)))) HAVE A GOOD DAY 💕 

OMG YAY A SNOW DAY! I love playing in the snow c: I hope you’ll build lot’s of snowmen! I really hope you enjoyed the chapter love ^^ I hope you have a good day too!!

Anonymous said: It's 6:05 PM, i'm on my period, the cramps are driving me crazy, but I'm so excited that i will stay awake for IWSY bc it's the only series i like so much that i will drop everything to read it 😂❤ __loves the new anon (not really new anymore)

Owwww no :c Periods suck so bad...I will probably be getting mine in a bit because my back is starting to hurt as it always does :( I really hope you enjoyed reading the chapter dear! I hope it can ease your cramping pain a little >< heh, thank you so much my love!

Anonymous said: I'M SO EXCITED FOR IWSY!!!!🎉

I hope you enjoyed it! Yay!!

Anonymous said: So I live in China at the moment and I actually set my alarm for 5:30am just to wake up to the new chapter! Literally the only thing I look forward too during the week!

Ahh that’s so awesome that you live in China! I really want to visit so many places in China U_U And oh my god...I FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON PRECIOUS SLEEP D: But I’m glad that you look forward to it >< Thank you so much and I hope you enjoyed the chapter!

@animeimmortal said I have an essay due tomorrow and i finished it early today just so i could wait for you to release the next part. i LovE THis FIc MoRE ThAn mY liFE   P.S. my friend would like to know where did you get the  idea for the fic from because the whole thing is bloody amazing

Oh my goodness haha well, I’m glad it was motivation for you to finish it early! You’ll do a good job on it ^^ Thank you so much and I hope you enjoyed this chapter! In regards to your friend’s question, I originally received as ask with a request for me to write Vampire smut. But, I had already been planning a Vampire series since the beginning of 2016. So I just added their request into my series to suit both things ^^

Anonymous said:  ITS LIKE 1:30AM HERE AND I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW BUT I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO UPLOAD IWSY JDJSNCND

OH MY GOD GO TO SLEEP I WILL FIGHT YOU ASDFGHJK BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER IF YOU MANAGED TO STAY AWAKE D: SERIOUSLY LOL GO TO SLEEP YOU CHEEKY LITTLE

Anonymous said: its time for jungkook to make me feely his willy, im ready -daisy

Daisy, you are KILLING me with this penis jokes. I can’t *dies laughing*

@cupofcammiemile said: I'm actually so hype for the next part of I Won't Stop You and I'm waiting for it as patiently as I possibly can but I'm like fidgeting and coworkers are actually asking me what's wrong 😂 I hope you have a good night!!❤

Ahhh your co-workers are concerned for your well-being! lol~ I hope you enjoyed last night’s chapter my dear ^^ Thank you so much for reading *hugs*

@wang-banana said: IM SO EXITED FOR THE NEXT PART OF I WONT STOP YOU IVE BEEN MAITING SO DILIGENTLY OMG 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

I know you meant ‘waiting so diligently’ but I literally SCREAMED AND CRIED BECAUSE I JUST HAD AN IMAGE OF JACKSON WITH A BANANA MATING VERY DILIGENTLY (BC OF YOUR USERNAME) AND I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE I’M A BAD PERSON OH MY GOD. Aside from that, I really hope you enjoyed the chapter babe c:

@mahirookumura said: I can literally hear a clock in my head 'cause I'm fcking EXCITED FOR IWSY!!!

I hope you enjoyed it my love c:

@coppertopging said: We're so close!!! My body is ready but i don't think my mind ever will be lol.

That just reminded me of ‘My mind’s telling no~ but my body’s tellin’ me yeeeees!” lol x) I hope you enjoyed the chapter sweetie ^^

Anonymous said: I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for what is to come in the next chapter of IWSY because I know that if I don't I will die of the feels

Ahhh I hope you enjoyed the chapter if you read it sweetie! I tried to make it as romantic and steamy as possible c:

Anonymous said: IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PART OF IWSY HUYGTFR your smut is always amazing ive never been sO excited to sINN -Mishy

Hello Mishy! I really hope you enjoyed the smut in this chapter my love ^^ Thank you so much for loving my smut! haha c:

@voguekate said: Whaha i am refreshing it bc i waited for this with excitement for this day

I hope it lived up to your expectations lovely! ^.^ I’m so glad you were excited for it!

Anonymous said: Part 13 of I Won't Stop You was so perfect!!! I'm fangirling omg so hard lol. Thank you for writing this series!

Ahhh thank you so much >< I’m so glad you liked it and thought it was perfect! You’re welcome, and thank you for reading it!

@loverofotome said: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AMAZING! I LOVE YOU NEVER STOP BEING INCREDIBLE! 😘

asdfghj I’m so glad you liked it :) I love you too sweetie! Thank you so much for reading it :3

Anonymous said: Okay I just arrived home after a 9 hour flight and the first thing I did was read the new chapter of "I Won't Stop You" and THANK YOU I'M IN LOVE AND SERIOUSLY YOU MAKE EACH AND EVERYONE OF MY TUESDAYS! Yeah, I think that's all I just wanted to say that I loved it. Can't wait for the next one ❤️❤️

Wow a 9 hour flight, you must be exhausted my love! Thank you for reading it and enjoying it. It really means a lot to me! I hope you get some rest after your flight. I can’t wait to post the next one! c:

@voguekate said: Omfg IWSY istg, this was so good omfg.... idk what to say

Thank you so much my love! (btw, I answered your other ask too~ I hope you could find it within this post!

Anonymous said: Bruh.. BRuh.. BRUh.... BRUHHHH..... i loved the chapter!!!! And I did not expect them confessing

Yes! Jungkook just feels the emotion so intensely that he knows he loves her with all his soul. Conversely, the reader is just so besotted by him and the fact he is the first person for her to ‘give herself to’ (for want of better words) as well. Thank you for reading the chapter my love! ^^

@doubletroublesince1994 said: OH. MY. LORD.  THIS WAS PERFECT AND EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINE MY FIRST TIME. YOU JUST PUT MY FANTASIES INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART. I LOVE YOU.

AHHH I’M SO GLAD I COULD DO THAT FOR YOU! To be honest, I really wish my first time could have been like this ahhh >< So I just write about how I wish it could have went! It’s pretty ideal, right? c: lol I love you more chick! I’m so happy that you liked it, and thank you so much for reading *hugs*

@animeimmortal said: First of all: I AM DEAD BRING ME BACK TO LIFE FOR THE NEXT PART second of all: I SAW THE TITLE BEING MENTIONED I SAW IT!!!! third of all: Beautiful ❤

*gets defibrillator* IT’S OKAY I GOT YOU. But...maybe next week...it will have the same effect? Possibly...hopefully...stronger? *winks* HEHE. AND YAY YOU PICKED UP ON THE TITLE THANK YOU :) lol thank you so much for reading my love (btw, I answered your other ask in this post too so I hope you didn’t have too much trouble finding it babe!)

@audreymv said: YES I LOVE THIS NEW CHAPTER SO MUCH. LIKE ME LEIKEY ALOT. You really are great at writing and let me tell you you did not disappoint. I love it so much

AHH THANK YOU SO MUCH! You are always filled with wonderful compliments for me and it makes me grin so much :) And! I hope you will like next weeks chapter, too ;) muhaha.

Anonymous said: OK I WAS SO PUMPED FOR THE VAMPIRE JUNGKOOK FIC AND THANK YOU SO MUCH IM LITERALLY DYING INSIDE 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕

I’m really happy you liked it my dear ^^ Thank you for reading it! :3

Anonymous said: Chapter 13 has got me GONE! I never read a fan fiction with such amazing vocabulary and grammar, I applaud you 👏💕

Ahhh sometimes there will be little grammar mistakes but I always try my best to proof-read everything! Just silly little, natural mistakes lol damn colloquialisms! Thank you so much for reading my love :)

@im-so-scared-aaaa said: Truthfully, I've never read something as beautifully writed as iwsy 🙉 I love you and your writing, keep going !  (Excuse my english, I'm french 🙊)  Good night

Thank you so much my darling! Merci beaucoup mon chérie! (sorry for my French, I was never very good at it in school :c) hehe~ And your English is great so don’t worry at all! ^.^

@deangetoutofmyspleen said: SARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PART 13 IM DEAD AF WOWOWOWOWOWOW (side note, i read all twelve parts last week at like 4am so i've been WAITING FOR THIS) YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE IM SCREECHING. MY FACE IS SO RED AND IM IN PUBLIC ASDFGJKGKGKTKGNGMHMMHKYK

YOU READ IT IN PUBLIC OH MY GOODNESS ASDFGHJK I’m so happy you enjoyed it c: And there’s more where that came from! :3 Thank you for reading it babe ^^ it means so much to me!

@mahirookumura said: THERE IT GOES ”I – I WON'T STOP YOU, PLEASE…”

Very cleverly spotted my love c:

Anonymous said: Ahh~ The new chapter of I Won't Stop You was just perfect... The wait was so worth it~ Gentle Jungkook was so sweet... Though I do hope the rough side comes out for a while hehehe. Anyways, the ending was really really cute and I'll happily await for the new chapter next Tuesday~ Can't wait to see the story's progress~ As always, stay healthy, don't stress and keep up the hard work!!

He was very gentle indeed! And don’t worry...perhaps, you will get to see his rough side next week? ;o Hmm?! ^^ Thank you so much for reading lovely. I will try to! I hope you have a brilliant week and do your best too! ^^

@cottonxiu said: Today I was learning for 7hours straight bcs I'm having an exam tomorrow and I'm pretty dead rn XD BUT I knew you were posting a new Ch. so when I read it.. It saved my day. Thanks ❤ And oh my lord a chapter full of his ringle dingle 😏 Bless you XD

Oh my god make sure to take a rest! 7 hours is a long time, I don’t want you getting sick or becoming over-tired! :( A chapter full of ringle dingle...I am dying at everyone’s penis jokes ya’ll are too much but it makes me laugh so much LORD lol Thank you so much for reading and I hope you will enjoy the next one too ^^

Anonymous said: NVH FHDUHDCN EANHV THEY SAID I LUV U NO OMG HOW COULD U DO THIS TO MY HEART CHAPTER THIRTEEN OF IWSY WAS SO 👌🏼 AND THE SMUT WAS LIKE DAMN (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎ ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡°)

Love is in the aiiiiirrrr~ heh~ Thank you so much for reading my love! I hope you will enjoy the next chapter too ;)

Anonymous said: OMG 'I won't stop you' just keeps getting better and better honestly I knew this was going to be good because I've read some of your other scenarios but Oh My Lord it's amazing, how many more chapters are you thinking of doing or is it just as many as it takes? ❤️

I’m so happy you think it keeps getting better and better c: I can’t wait for the plot to unfold more and see what you all think of it! Thank you so much babe :) And I’m honestly not sure how many chapters there will be, so I think - as you said, it will just be as many as it will take ^^ :D

Anonymous said: The day was shitty but we have DA SMUT. My day is still shitty, but bearable now thank you - wedding anon

I’m so sorry that you had a shitty day *hugs* you can always talk to me about it! What kind of wife would I be if I didn’t console my partner in their time of need? ^^ Heh~ Thank you for reading it babe ^^

Anonymous said: Why do I get the felling y/n is a vampire, or part vampire or something not human? 🤔 I kinda feel sorry for mugsy, the poor cat probably heard the whole ordeal go down in jungkook room! 😏😂anyhow, keep up the amazing work, Wednesday mornings are now my fav, waking up to a new update!  - (new anon) 53669 💗

Ooooh you’ll just have to wait to find out! But I loved reading your analogy on it :3 It’s always so interesting for me to find out what people think is going to happen! And ikr...hopefully Mugsy was fast asleep and didn’t hear a thing...(lol). Thank you so much for reading new anon 53669! heh ^^

@from502to859 said: OH MY GOD, you really outdid yourself with the latest chapter of IWSY, it was absolutely worth the wait!!! That was... top-shelf smut!

Ahhh thank you so much my dear! Top-shelf smut wow ^^ That’s an achievement for me indeed hehe :) I hope you will think that next week’s is the same! ^^ Thank you for your wonderful compliment and for reading as well :3

Anonymous said: Okay so I usually don't read smut because I'm tryna stay innocent LOL but I really love your plot line and I skipped through most of this chapter bc yknow.. smut but I know it was well written of course BUT OMG HE SAID HE LOVES HER I'M CRYING

OOOOOH be careful! Because, in amongst that smut was some very important details about Vampire life~ You might feel a little lost or confused later on in the story if you missed those bits! But I’m glad you enjoyed it nonetheless despite not being a fan of smut ^^ Thank you my love!

Anonymous said: IT WAS SO GOOD FAM!! OH MY SWEEEEEET LORDIIIIIEEEE JEBUS!! IT WAS SO GOOD

Weeee thank you so much babe! I’m so happy you liked it c:

Anonymous said: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I feel so bias wrecked right now! I'm always and will be loyal to V but that new chapter was just a guilty pleasure for me......

Uh oh, don’t tell Taehyung! lol don’t worry, I’ll keep your secret :3 Thank you so much for reading my love!

Anonymous said: brb have to go to church after that smut *fans self* - panda anon

Listen, if I went to church I would burst into flames as soon as I set foot inside LOL. I hope you enjoyed it, panda anon! Thank you for reading :3

Anonymous said: daMN IWSY IS SO GOOOOOOD!!!!!! I just read it all in one sitting and I read really slowly so it took me all day oops. Ur an amazing writer though, like, this whole series has me squealing any time anything happens. I also don't read much so I'm impressed that I'm finally hooked on a fanfic! I'll probably be yelling and also in a coffin waiting to be lowered into my grave until next week so see you then oops

Oh my goodness you read it all in one sitting >< I’m so impressed by that! Thank you for taking the time to do that and then tell me! :) Please don’t go in a coffin >< I’d be very sad! heh thank you for reading my dear and I hope you look forward to the future chapters ^^

Anonymous said: I AM FUCKING DEAD. I AM FUCKING DECEASED. MY BODY IS ROTTING IN THE GROUND AND IM TYPING THIS FROM MY GRAVE AS WE SPEAK. I WONT STOP YOU IS MY FAV FANFIC AND I LOVE YOUR WRITING. I CANT FUCKING WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK OH GOD THAT WAS TOO GOOD. BLESS. FUCK I WANNA CRY CUZ IT WAS THAT GOOD.

WAIT - SO THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH? ALRIGHT, COOL, LIT, DYING DOESN’T SEEM SO BAD NOW lol~ Ahghbsdkgs thank you so much my little flower ^^ I’m so happy you enjoyed it! And..I think you might enjoy next week’s chapter too then :3 hehe~

@suga-buns said: IWSY is breaking me Omg. And that sex scene was super well written Omg props to you. Can't wait until next week's chapter!

Thank you so much babe! I’m so happy that you thought it was well written ^^ I hope you’ll enjoy next weeks chapter too c:

@coppertopging said: I was wrong... i wasn't ready for any of that. Damn...

YOU WASN’T READDYYYY (sorry, vine will have forever ruined my life with that sentence) lmao but I hope it was enjoyable nonetheless my dear! Thank you for reading it :D

Anonymous said: The new "I Won’t Stop You" chapter was amazing! Wow!! I thought you would skip writing their special night together in detail because that's how the preview sounded in chapter 12's ending, but I'm so glad there's a entire chapter dedicated to it! ♥♥♥

Oh my goodness no! I’m evil but I’m not THAT evil~ I wouldn’t do that to you guys hehe ^^ I wanted to dedicate this entire chapter to really prove how Y/N has affected Jungkook in such a way that he is able to be so loving, caring and tender with her; as he was never able to so such things before. Thank you so much for reading lovely! ^^

Anonymous said: Oh my FucKiNG gOD sarA. Tht was literally gold. Omg 4.5k of pure gold omg I loved it I am dying for more. Omg. Fuck. Oh MY gOd I am at a loss for words.

You’re dying for more? Maybe your wish will be granted next week - and a little more....rough too? c; heheh~ Thank you so much for reading this chapter babe! :D

Anonymous said: i love the fact that jungkook wants to be agressive and go all rough on her but hes so considerate knowing its her first time lmao the smut was so sweet and nice i think im... inlove

Yes! Thank you for picking up on that! He just cares about her so much and he can’t explain how he is able to love because of her - but he wanted to show her he is capable of doing that, thanks to her ^^ Hehe, thank you so much for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed this chapter too! :D

Anonymous said: so the smut scene is on part 13 COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT!!!!

*GASP* *SHOCK* ;o

Anonymous said: I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART I WONDER HOW IS IT GOING TO BE LIKE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM WHEN THEY GO TO WORK THE NEXT DAY LMAO

Hmmm yes...I wonder what will happen the next morning...;) Thank you for reading my love! :D

Anonymous said: I WAS SO SCARED I THOUGHT JK WAS GONNA END UP BITING ME ... god now im wonderin if tht could actually happen 🤧🤧🤧

Oh my goodness yes c: Idk about anyone else but the thought of that actually makes me feel a little hot >< haha I’m possibly just very kinky whoOps~

@jynxy24 said: THE SMUT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!! @-@ Is it wrong that I grinned the whole time i was reading it? BTW THE CHAPTER WAS SO GREAT GAWDDDDDDD!! Stay awesome at writing and life, Sara. LOVE YA!♥♥

YES THE SMUT IS HERE FINALLY! No it’s not wrong at all, I’m happy to know that you grinned the entire time! :3 Thank you so much for your lovely compliments my dear :D And thank you for reading it as well! I love you more ^^

Anonymous said: I love I won't stop so muchh I can't wait for the next chapter!!

Thank you so much my dear! I hope you will enjoy the next chapter too :D

Anonymous said: "Not hung like a horse," AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

LMAO I’m so sorry x)

Anonymous said: Hi Sara! So I was thinking, maybe y/n is the daughter of a vampire and a human, and that's why she's so special? And maybe that is the reason why Yoongi wants her, maybe she has some kind of powers idk. I love guessing things of this beautiful serie! ❤ ~mina

I won’t stay whether you are wrong or right because I would like it to be a surprise for everyone! But I love when people tell me what they think because it can say in my head ‘wrong’ or ‘right’ hehe ^^ Thank you so much for reading darling ^^

@deboracorrea25 said: I'm touched... I'm wordless... This chapter of "I won't stop you" was just perfect!!

Thank you so much for your kind words sweetie ^^ I’m so happy you liked it!

Anonymous said: The latest update of I Won't Stop You was so good I'm shook!! There was the perfect amount of smut and fluff, it could not have been better! You can be proud of yourself :))

Ah thank you so much for your kind and sweet words to me :) I’m so happy you enjoyed the chapter. Although, I hope I can evoke similar feelings next week - but...more roughness? ;) Thank you so much!

[maggiehanhamgrad701]

All About Annie

MY LOVES

Its about time we become straight up and just say what we are all thinking right (lol)? So here I go, here at the most annoying, frustrating and honest things that float to my brain when I think of Endometriosis.

HERE ARE THE CONFESSIONS OF AN ENDOMETRIOSIS SUFFERER\

Yeah, sorry to get straight into it with the gorey details. However the amount of underwear ive had to handwash in the shower, or are to far gone and had to be thrown in the bin is so high I have lost count. Might I add it really sucks when I treat myself to a beautful sexy matching bra and undies set and after the first wear I have to bin them.

2. Constant STI/STD Checks

OK this one for me is a serious annoyance. The fact that I have probably had more check-ups than a sex worker (no hate) is absolutley ridiculous. Its even more frustrating when I explain that ‘I was literally tested a month or 2 ago and havnt had sex since then’ and still get poked and proded amazes me. Even more crazy is the fact me and my boyfriend were given pills to take for an STD even though we both tested negative more than ten times, but just in case we had to take them. I have endo, not a STD mate.

3. “OMG I get really bad period pains toooooo”

Look, I know you trying to be supportive or whatever by saying this however this one one of the most offensive things you can say to an endo sufferer. You may get severe period pains and that sucks, but the fact that you think endo is just period pains is frustraing. When you can hardly get out of bed for weeks on end, talk to me.

4. Greasy Hair and Hairy Legs

You know you are having a bad episode when even the thought of showering is draining let alone actually completing this task. So to say I literally get in and out would be quite a good description. My poor boyfriend putting up with my hairy body and my poor, poor cute outfits being let down by a greasy bun. Oh the joys of fatigue.

5. Paying for Pads and Tampons

This stuff is expensive, espically when you bleed for 6 weeks straight. Goverment listen up, fund ’em!

6. When everyone you meet suddenly has the ‘answer to my prayers’

Im just not even gonna…….

7. “My Aunty had a baby and thats how she cured her Endometriosis”…..

First of all, CURE – LOL, second of all, whatever rock you live under, please remove yourself from it and educate yourself, Pregnancy doesn’t help everyone people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. When the Staff in the Emergency Department think your a Drug addict

We all must have been here right? The funny looks, the whispers and stares, the “are you sure your really in pain hunny” chats. A common complaint from a lot of woman who deal with Endometriosis is they are made to feel like drug seekers. Seriously? Do you think I want to be lying in a cold, loud hospital wing on a Tuesday night at 1:13am instead of my warm cosy bed fast asleep? Do you really think if I had a choice I would like to be hooked up to a morphine drip filling myself with pharmaceutical crap?? NO I AM NOT SEEKING DRUGS! But I would really like them to help get rid of this pain so please come to your senses and realise I am in desperate need of your help and assist me in getting sane and comfortable enough to head home, thanks 🙂

9. The wheat bag is just never hot enough

Ok, how many of us have literally nearly burnt ourselves from frying our skin with an extra hot wheaty? (I imagine you are all raising your hands at this point) When the pains are so bad it is literally impossible to get your heat device hot enough to even slightly make the cramps bearable, there is so no saving you lol.

10. “Does like, that mean you can’t ever have babies?”

Firstly, sit down you insensitive human. Secondly, my chances do become slimmer then normal, thanks for reminding me 🙂 isn’t it actually the worst when people don’t even think about how this question is going to make you feel? So cut throat it hurts.

11. Painsomina

100% is a thing. 100%. You are so sore, that you can’t even sleep. But you are so tired and exhausted from being in pain all day and you just wanna sleep. But you can’t, cos your in pain still and you cannot get comfortable no matter how hard you try or how many painkillers you take. You are just awake, dying a slow death whilst watching time slowllllllly tick by.

12. Explaining to your new partner what is wrong with you

Isn’t the “it sometimes hurts to have sex” convo literally the worst? Explaining to a male who has it drilled in his head that periods are even more taboo to talk about then the devil, that what Endometriosis is and how it effects you, ughhhhhh such a drag. I actually have now decided we should get like gold medals after having this conversation?

13. The initial convincing the doctors theres something wrong with you saga

Omg how did I nearly forget this one? THE ABSOLUTE WORST! Trying to convince a medical professional that your BODY HATESSSSSSS YOUUUUU and them not believing you for idk, like 8 years (using that number as its the average time a girl has to wait for a diagnosis) is so horrible. I remember the “take some pandadol, its just a bad period” chats like it was yesterday. You leave feeling so deflated and so mental

14. The after surgery gas

Haha k, I’m sorry, we have to discuss it. The first few days after surgery, and all that gas that they have pumped your tummy with is leaving your body, so embarrassing lol. You feel so un feminine and its so unacceptable. With no choice in the matter, “Pardon me” becomes your new favourite saying

15. When tired really, reallllly means TIRED

I literally hate it when I get to this point. When you actually have to put thought into picking up each leg when you walk. When simple tasks such as the dishes, folding the washing or brushing your goddam teeth feel like an olympic race. Once the fatigue takes over, the only thought I can concentrate on properly is getting myself to bed.

16. The bloating

You don’t know bloat until you have meet the Endo belly bloat right? Being that bloated sucks, especially when it means you can no longer eat your favourite chocolate unless you want to deal with the 4 month pregnant belly look. Even worse, looking pregnant when you run the possibility of never actually being able to be pregnant – can suck it.

17. Having your period, like all the time

SO many of us have been here – the never ending period. The waiting for it to finish and it never does. The loosing count of how long it has been since you didn’t have to change a tampon. The “OMG WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY” tears whilst sitting on the toilet unwrapping yet another night pad that will only last an hour because the flow is so heavy. Lets all have a moment of silence for all those who have been there, we deserve it.

18. You become your friends and families pharamcist

“So, can I take these two medications together?”

“You know that thing I got off you that time I felt nauseas, can I take some home with me?”

“I have a headache, do you have anything that will help?”

“Will I be fine if I take this without food?”

“How many of these can I take at once?”

19. Cramps

Its an obvious one, yet one that still needs to be addressed. How flipping sore are those cramps though? Cramps in your belly, cramps in your back, in your legs, in your actual vagina! Like enough is enough. However your body doesn’t understand that saying and just keeps throwing you cramps on cramps.

20. Calling in sick for work

Having to try and explain that periods are not an easy task for you and that you need to stay home in bed to your manager is not a fun or ideal task. Having them believe the severity of it can be so hard. Especially when you did this last week, and now you have the same problem and they can’t quite get their head around how you have your period again in such a small amount of time? Like when is ” I have my period and I have Endometriosis so leave me be” going to be an acceptable reason for a sick day? I vote it should be now.

Guys, honestly lol – I could sit up all night typing because the list seems to be never ending. Feel free to add “the confession you wanna make but never say” into the comments below – I can’t wait to see what you all have to add and what I’ve missed!

Hope you had a lil laugh relating to the above.

[nikiandvincent]

N. THE SIZZLE 7/25/2017 leo season

Vincent,

All the leos in my life other than you are annoying me. 

BUT HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY LITTLE LION OMG.  

Things are crazy, but I can feel things settling into place. The new apartment is so nice, so perfect, so near the beach. Feels like I’m on vacation. I still work and have class up near the old place, but my class will be over soon and hopefully I will have another job so I can never take that bus again ever. It’s funny how much I want to hate that area now just because it isn’t this one. 

The show is good. A bunch of the cast is heading to Toronto for the show they’re bringing to Summerworks, so our rehearsals won’t be happening for a while. I like the new guy we cast I think. He’s not bringing a lot of lust to our characters’ dynamic though and I’m unsure of how to deal with that.

I feel like all the things I want to say are boring. Like “yesterday I got a dresser for free from a girl I went to high school who also lives here, so now I’m not living out of a suitcase.” and “my period cramps are so bad right now that I called in sick to work and my plan for the night is to eat soup and make myself a strawberry milkshake.” Both true... neither are particularly noteworthy. 

The soup is leftover from when Dom came over two days ago to see the new place. We made peanut soup and talked and talked. It’s so nice to have my friends over in my new space. I feel really happy in this space. Mint green walls, all the plants I bought with Amanda. Ample cupboard space in the kitchen, an even more profound fusion of Sarah’s things and my things. 

Our old landlord is having a lot of feelings these days. We receive them via angry email. She doesn’t have any right to withhold our security deposit, but has mentioned possibly doing that. She things the humidity damage is our fault, we think the issues existed in the apartment already. There’s not much left to do but accept the anger and let it be what it is. It feels really shitty to leave things like this with her... but I don’t think we have a choice.

I’m really pensive. I keep imagining the ocean in November and how different it’s going to be to live here then. I’m thinking about school and how soon it begins. There’s just a lot right now. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s a lot. 

I miss you. We haven’t seen each other in-person since over one year ago now. Wild. 

Ok this has got to be my most boring blog post yet. 

So sorry for that.

Love you. 

-Niki

[whoajeon]

Omg I'm in love with u I love puns💞 and YES THE EGGTARTS R SOOO GOOD!! I got mine at this bakery called 85 degrees bakery, some Taiwan bakery. It's sooo yummy!!! How r u doing? I hope it's been good!! Yesterday has officially made my week terrible bc I got my monthly-u-know-what and I've been having the worst stomach ache I've ever had. I couldn't finish hw so now I'm doing it rn but it's ok, I think I'll survive somewhat :') today I have a band concert and we're playing Hey Jude but lmao 1/?

We suck bc we barely got the chance to practice rip so yea. Oh but I get to go eat udon after since my mom promised so I'm excited for that :))) gosh I hope u r doing well and staying healthy and I love uuuuu 💞💞💞💓 - morning music anon 2/2

I’m seriously going to have to go and track these down because they look so good holy crap lweagjraoij

I’ve been good! Bit of a rough week school wise, totally bombed my one exam but i got an 80 in another (i was failing, this grade saved me)! Ahh, i too got a surprise visit from my monthly friend :)))))))) Do you use Midol? That shit is a life savior. I feel like i need to make a PSA about this because so many people have never heard of it??

MIDOL: a medication specifically for periods that helps with relief of cramps, headache, backache, tender breasts, bloating, and fatigue

if that doesn’t sound like a miracle worker than i don’t know what does. and it kicks in SO FAST god bless. go get yourself some midol (it’s in the feminine care aisle!)

Oh god, how did your concert go?? At least there was a happy ending to the night :’) Send me food i’m broke and don’t have any fun money left for school ;~;

I hope you’re doing well!!!!!