aroacedavestrider

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no please.

theyre getting rid of the concept of soup forever

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they crosslocked us into different game universes because they knew we’d be too powerful as weirdly homo-subtextual rivals

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Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???

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Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

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wurger

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Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

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ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

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skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

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really not fucking around when i tell you to have a session 0 where everyone figures out PC relationships btw. in high school i played a game of dnd where i was a human rogue assassin from a murder cult and then found out on game day that there were two more human rogues and that those players had come up with their own murder cult.

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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

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more cmc cuz i think theyre so neat

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butterdog type beat

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Bunny parkour.

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I’m another year older today. It’s been a good year. The person I was would be proud.

Obligatory ping to my bestie @mystery-incorporated-whore for her appearances. I am forcing her to watch the entire Rebirth of Mothra trilogy today.