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#oh this fucks like hell. this Tastes#art#lgbt+#aromantic#aro#arospec#aspec#aromantic awareness week#aro week#aaw
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was talking with my dad about how much i loved the wiggles as a kid and i said “theres more of them now” thats IT and without missing a beat the dude sighs and goes "yeah, all that inclusionism diversity bullshit". like man are you fucking with me its the wiggles. be so forreal
#baffling ass response. the woke liberal wiggle agenda#the fucking wokeles. i guess#and i respond with 'i dont care whos in the wiggles??' and bro goes 'i know but' like ok stop#shut up. reroute. now say something worthwhile that contributes to the conversation#be normal for once holy shit.#my post#dave speaks
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you gotta stop showing support for Luigi in a way that implicitly frames him as the perpetrator. you can show support for Luigi as a man and as a suspect who is innocent unless proven guilty, and you can show support for the Claims Adjuster and what they did WITHOUT saying it was luigi, cos that only hurts his case. they can both be heroes, the adjuster for the message they sent and the fear they've struck into the American oligarchy, and Luigi for being an innocent man unjustly paraded as an example of the punishment we face when we step out of line. I hope Luigi is exonerated and freed, and i hope the claims adjuster is still out there having made a clean getaway
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fucking reminds me at the gocey store today i looked up and there was a horse and i said out loud “oh god theres a horse.” and the lady down the aisle gave me the most fearful side eye. anyway Milk Aisle Horse

a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?
#horse in da milk aisle. what it do#there is no good reason this horse is here. it scared me#i went into fight or flight mode and i think the other lady did too#poll#reply#dave speaks#animals#horse
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From the US but i spell grey with an e because e just feels like a much greyer letter than a
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#fffUUUUUCCCKKKKKK I NEED FOCACCIA . NOW#my friend. come with me. we will get you some focaccia so help me god#video#audio#tiktok#food
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THIS IS KILLING ME










#i never really had weird grandparent names growing up#the most i had was ‘papa and granny’ for my dads parents#a few of my great aunts and uncles are a different story#weve got understandable ones that are little baby mispronunciations of names#like ‘nini’ for denise and ‘kaki’ for kathy#um. my uncles are just. uh#so my uncle dennis is. denmark. like the nation yes#and. i have an uncle speed…………… whose real name i do not actually know#im 23 how have i never heard this guys real name. his wife calls him speed. why is he speed. is his legal name speed. must investigate this#twitter
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happy valentines day friday! 💚🤍🩶🖤
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this is crazy?????
#nobody wanted this. nobody wanted this. nobody wanted a fucking walking fat joke character. who greenlit this are you kidding me#how did these fucking idiots flop on natlan harder than everything else theyve flopped on#i used to be able to say i enjoyed like the worldbuilding and the plot but even thats just nothing as fuck anymore#but like. ok a.) the neverending denial of darkskinned characters#b.) the absolutely shit patching together of all these weird ass tribes with like One Niche in natlan#c.) the ever increasing f2p-hostile playability (looking at you natlan-specific modes of transportation)#d.) NO body type rep ‘‘‘‘‘until now’’’’’#e.) and now. what. the first ‘plus size’ character is a competitive eater cow-girl who fights with her weight? are you fucking with me! bro#like im well aware you can like something while being critical of it#but this is getting fucking ridiculous and i am exhausted#its like theyre doing this on purpose???? like ‘ooh how many people can we piss off with this one teehee’#ugh god im already in a bad mood but being reminded of varesa just made it worse#twitter#genshin impact#varesa genshin#not to mention a personal nitpick of mine this is supposed to be like. a mid-1800’s styled fantasy game. this is a fucking vtuber#how is this a character in the same game as. checks notes. fucking BARBARA
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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK
#GRITTING MY TEETH EYES HAUNTED GRIPPING THE SINK HEAVING AT THE MIRROR#BITCH SIX OF THE TWELVE MONTHS KICK OUR LIGHTS OUT EVERY YEAR BUT WE GET NEW BULBS OR WE DIE TRYING#the second it drops below 50F its my zoloft vs winter and i cannot let the zoloft lose#positive
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what's ur favorite draft
i have amassed exactly one hundred and ninety different miku worldwides IN A ROW all spanning from august 26th to october 21st 2024. i did count them. all of them are different mikus. i have a fucking uninterrupted miku collection
#and thats completely excluding all the worldwide mikus i scheduled for her birthday on aug 31st last year#i posted A LOT of mikus#i think i gathered over like 400 mikus#dont fuck with my mikus.#ask#anonymous#dave speaks
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Yes, people are "doing something".
NINETEEN STATES have joined the suit so far. In a climate this divided, that's not nothing. That's SOMETHING.
Many of the people in power know this is wrong. Others are realizing that people aren't going to stand for this forever. Keep the pressure up. Don't give up, don't give them your despair.
And don't fall victim to the illusion that nobody is resisting. The fact that you haven't seen it means it is being concealed from you, not that it does not exist. Much is being done and will be done without your knowledge. Do not let the assumption that nobody ELSE is fighting cause you to abandon the fight. That is precisely what they want to achieve.
This can be turned around. Even if you don't believe that, it doesn't hurt to act as though you do.
Keep pressing.
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let it be fucking known i was cruelly cyberbullied into this btw
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mason you cannot do this to me.
#fell asleep before i got to screenshot this#MEAN TO ME.#reply#dave speaks#discord#uuod#VERY IMPORTANT CHAR IS IN THIS IMAGE TOO SHE IS THE SOB REACT. do NOT forget cal ‘the killa’ s. corn
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ALPHA KIDS: Draw your best friends!
DIRK: I'd say I'm better at one on one character interaction work of the more intimate variety, but I think this piece came together nicely. DIRK: Fun for the whole family style wholesomeness, any motherfucker in the radius of a screen displaying this image will instantly get hit with a sore case of heartburn and their tear ducts will clock in overtime at the weeping factory.
ROXY: im so proud of these i think these are my best designs yet :3 but omg dirk callie and jake were SOOO peculiar about their damn designs over my shoulder. jake wanted me to clarify that even in pink pen form his little guy is BLUE. so there. sigh this is the one occasion they could take notes from janey.. JUST LET LE ARTIST WORK!
JANE: Boy! I don't draw often but I always was fond of calligraphy growing up. I was kind of inspired by all of the other's works, but especially Calliope's swirls she puts in her art. It's very fun to add!
JAKE: Im not quite the best with posing, but i find the head very fun to study! Especially skulls.. so good ole calliope makes for the perfect muse! (hehe)

CALLIOPE: i realized i hadn't ever made a piece with Us in the same place at once. u_u CALLIOPE: bUt since it's reality now here's all of Us together, United at last! ^u^
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#what if i cried really loud#united at last…………#art#homestuck#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#jane crocker#jake english#calliope#lil hal#hal strider#lil seb#lil sebastian#serenity
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The cruelty of racist white men.
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