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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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My Bauce is making me work on Christmas Day!! Can’t believe this SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! Also my son is dying of mysterious cough #CratchitMaxxing #EbeneezerThwrangis

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being 23 is so awesome cause I can bring a Cola can into my room before bed and nobody makes me put it back in the fridge! *realising i sound like a loser* i mean uh being 23 is so awesome cause I can take the bus to go have a sleepover at my best friend's house and we can stay up as late as we want! *getting visibly nervous* and then later... we have sex with eachother. *checking for audience reaction*

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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

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taking my new penis out for a spin

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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.

the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.

I've never seen anything like it

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"trans men have no culture" "trans men really are the men of the trans community" "trans men don't experience unique oppression" "trans men cling to being afab" hi have you considered that maybe you have some sort of bias which is why you don't talk to us or know anything about us

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Not a big fan of the pro-religious left cause it's always 'you ought to respect people's strongly held spiritual beliefs' like ok I'm not joking when I say maybe you should have more respect for my strongly held belief that none of this shit is real

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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

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i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.