▪️what up im dave im 23 and i never fuckin learned how to read ▪️he / him || whiteboy grilldad || aroace || adhd || plural ▪️ THIS GUYS BITCH COUNT: 27 actually. welcome to the brainstuck system (nunyagenic)
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#MY FUFKCJGBG FAMILY WAS GOING TO GO TO MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL LIVE ORCHESTRA PERFORMANCE#AND THEY WERE SOLD OUT BEFORE WE COULD GET ANY FUCKING TICKETS#AAAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH AAAAAAH <- the fucking agony#i am muppetless. how am i supposed to go on knowing i could have been muppetFUL#twitter#the muppets#christmas#THE AGONY OF A MUPPETLESS EXISTENCE
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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]
#if you cant fucks with me at my useless geography / vexillology facts like you can with my fandom headcanons#then you do NOT FUCKS WITH ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#everybody shut up now its time for weird borders. look up pheasant island france / spain and tell me that shit aint ridiculous. boy#its literally uninhabited and so fucking small.#like OKAAAAAYY I KNOW the treaty of the pyrennes was signed there but like just split that thang down the middle#borders are fake and they are fucking fascinating to me. ok#neurodivergent#autism#adhd
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Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots
#deacon is a simple man. he just wants to follow me around#rosies life goal is to fit as many tennis balls in her mouth as feasibly possible (current record: four at once)#i think minnies life goal is to be unknowable. she enjoys Fucking Off. her whereabouts are routinely a mystery#animals#reblog meme
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#NOOOOOOO PUT HIM BACK#constantly reminded that this burger king is fifteen minutes from my house#burger king foot lettuce
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i’m prettiest when my pussy is full
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Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping
[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]
#AAAHHGGHH I HATE YOU NOVEMBER AAIAHJAHGGH god.#i cannot wait for it to be may again.#gripping the sink sweating in the mirror. its ggonna be may. on god its gonna be may
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This is an incredible story.
A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”
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#IHOP. ITS IHOP. BANGS HANDS ON TABLE ITS IHOP#wish i couldhave voted for real. sobs cries screams#poll#i voted in spirit.
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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour
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#every day the ‘just outthink it’ mentauwl iuwllness post inches closer and closer to 100k#i think its at 98k rn. shit dude i made that on a lunch break#yeah ok 98152 notes and counting.#poll
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#honorary system post. plural bitches love this one (im bitches (27 in fact))#pictured: everybody dealing with kaveh and me going back and forth over whether or not we grow our hair out#obsessed with the one (1) instance of pitbull#art#comic
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oh to be a dog
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It's not gay if you're both gay. It cancels out
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was having a minor crisis but this appeared in my head and it was so stupid it just snapped me right out of it
#just heard kav go ‘wait thats brilliant.’ in the back of the brain#dude i am fucking begging you#art#comic#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka
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