▪️what up im dave im 23 and i never fuckin learned how to read ▪️he / him || whiteboy grilldad || aroace || adhd || plural ▪️ THIS GUYS BITCH COUNT: 27 actually. welcome to the brainstuck system (nunyagenic)
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People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such
#omg i do this. omg twirls hair#this however balances out because i will forget to respond to you for four months#and then come back like no time has passed#TIME BLINDNESS 💥💥‼️💥🔥💥‼️💯💯‼️🔥💥💥🔥💥‼️💯💯🔥💥‼️💥🔥💯‼️💥💥🔥💯🔥💥🔥💯
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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
#im straight up taking frost damage under the covers with my heated blanket on in my fuzzy pjs .#its my sertraline vs winter and god almighty winter is winning
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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.
#i am the aroace person frequently#me and fozzie on da wavelength#lgbt+#polyamorous#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aspec
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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
#me watching literally anything on tv#sorry i cannot be shaken to my core about a tv show or anime or movie or cartoon. i cant. i cant pay attention to it im Bored
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It's fun when you can tell things about people by what colours they like to surround themselves with. Someone who likes wearing and decorating all their stuff with green is usually a calm, chill, down to earth kind of a person. They don't usually even notice how much of all their things are green, they just see a green thing and think "oh, pretty" and don't even put together just how much of their stuff ends up unintentionally being green.
Someone whose clothes and stuff are predominantly purple is something else, that's a Distinct Kind Of Personality who enjoys having a distinct colour scheme and goes out of their way to get it. Purple is too unusual of a colour to just accumulate unintentionally. A person whose belongings are mainly purple enjoys knowing that the people who know them probably first think "oh, That Person would probably like that" whenever they see something purple.
But someone who specifically enjoys the combination of purple and green? Yeah that's a harder than average herb wizard.
#so aros are perpetually chilling. aces are Dinstinctly Insane About Specific Things. and aroaces are hard asf herb wizards. jots this down#hmm i tend to accumulate like. blues and monochrome spectrum shit. on accidence#blue-grey type shit i love you blue-grey type shit#the exception every time to this rule is my socks. SURPRISE. CHEESE PATTERN#reblog meme
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@dykeyaoi
fishies
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Is this anything
#the different versions of space from each game.#sorry im having a fucking moment#its all the same universe. its all the same sky#space#minecraft#ive never played the other three games but ill tag them#in stars and time#outer wilds#night in the woods
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sometimes i wish i could be laid up in a hospital but not because i want to die just because i want people to feel a little bad for me for a little while and then they stop
#BROTHER BELIEVE ME I AM MILKING THE FUCK OUT OF THESE STITCHES#i have gotten more ‘im proud of you’ ‘youre tougher than i thought’ ‘you took that like a champ’ ‘im so sorry honey’s in the past week#than i have in the past like. couple fuckin years#shows my 18 stitches and bats my eyes innocently ‘you want me to work ??? while i am in these conditions ??….??’#lmao it never even hurt. i forgot which side of my wrist the damn wound was on at one point#uuod
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Y'all
Im not on tiktok and never have been, but I downloaded RedNote just to see what is up, and I am witnessing something truly amazing
The Chinese user community is giving the American tiktok refugees an overwhelmingly warm welcome, meanwhile the American users seem to have collectively agreed that not only will they not let the app be taken over with English and they will provide Mandarin subtitles for everything, they are LEARNING MANDARIN. Ive scrolled through so many videos of Americans offering greetings in Mandarin to try to acclimate to the new environment and be respectful, and speakers of both languages are posting lots of tutorials on language basics and internet slang in Mandarin
My God, there is an AMAZING outpouring of curiosity and delight among everyone to learn about each others cultures and daily lives. People are posting videos of landscapes, cities, towns, and natural areas in USA and China, posting recipes and traditional foods, vlogs of everyday life, and reaching out to find people with similar hobbies.
And it's not just young people! There are loads of videos from middle-aged American guys who have come to post about fishing or motorcycles and are now happily chatting with Chinese users sharing the same interests using Google translate
One American guy who was like. in his 60's had a comment on one of his videos that was like "Red Neck?" and he replied "Yes!" and I just about fucking lost it
Also the Chinese users love, and I mean LOVE, Luigi Mangione. He is apparently broadly adored in China. There is SO much fanart and SO many edits.
There are many threads initiating Chinese users to ask questions of American users about the USA, and vice versa, and everyone on both sides is clearing up a lot of misconceptions. Some of the questions I saw a lot from Chinese users were: "Is it true that American parents kick you out of the house as soon as you turn 18" (not often, but sometimes) "Do you all really wear shoes in bed" (NO!!! Apparently a lot of characters in American sitcoms are shown lying in bed with shoes on which I never noticed before!) and "are there really guns everywhere" (yes).
For the most part Chinese content creators seem just overwhelmed by the sudden influx of hundreds of followers that are super enthusiastic about what they're doing. A lot of them have made posts about how initially they thought the uptick in follower count was some kind of error, or that there was some kind of joke or prank, but then they realized the interest and enthusiasm was genuine and now they're welcoming all the newcomers.
I found several posts by Chinese users saying that this felt like a really profound historical moment, where these previously separated worlds are suddenly smashing together and suddenly there is freedom to learn about each other's cultures and connect. One of them said something along the lines of "This is a 21st century Tower of Babel and even though I'm an atheist I hope God lets this tower stand." OUGH MY HEART.
The app itself works a little bit like a video-based version of Pinterest. It's not really my thing so I probably won't be on there long term but it's been amazing to see what's happening.
#thank god.#this is the silver lining of the tiktok ban#mfw i ban the ‘Bad China App’ to protect the ‘Pure Americans’ and then they go to another app and make friends with the ‘Bad Chinese’#-> >:0 …..#like what a goddamn fumble on the us govts part lmao.#mission failed propaganda crumbling#i might download rednote myself to see whats up#tiktok#rednote
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Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh
#my ass naming myself kyle at age 15 knowing not what awaited me in the future…#my actions had consequences………..i was just but a fresh new baby boy#whatever dude i got a whiteboy grilldad type sona thing going on rn im the guy hosting cookouts and bringing his dogs everywhere#i already throw up the 🤘🏼 and the 🤙🏼 constantly#and i will always remember how every coworker of mine at the 2nd mcdonalds i worked at legit thought i was always stoned#offered weed pens constantly and every time i hit em with the ‘i dont smoke’ they were like ‘…….bro haha dont fuck with me’#so ive got some core assets down already.#cracks knuckles. now i just need to worldbuild#reblog meme
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#im sitting here eyes wide like i just found the holy grail#guess what im going to fucking ruin everybodys lives with for the next week and a half#video#audio#tiktok#faves
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what they don't tell you is that it is INCREDIBLY difficult to keep the mood during sex when you are a certified Funny Bitch, because half of the good dirty-talk timing is fucking identical to good comedic timing and it gets really, really hard to not make a joke
#pours two out for the funny bitches and the accidentally funny autistics#and then pours a third one out for the adhd sex havers#girl everybody is struggling here.#autism#neurodivergent#SEXOOOOOO
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FYI iPhone users!
#dude hell no thats fuuuucked#NO siri cannot fucking LEARN FROM MY BANK APP#GET OUT OF MY PHONE#websearches ‘how to uninstall siri not joking’#info#ref#twitter
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#GRABS YOU BY THE FUCKING SHOULDERS. THERE ARE MAP STORES???????????????#THIS IS MY BRAND OF AUTISM POINT ME TO THEM#AAUHHNGJ GUHGGUHGGH AAAAAAAH MAP STORE GNAWS ON ARM#maps#autism#facebook
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PICK A GOD AND PRAY
You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!
Interpret your results any way you like!
Inspiration from @miggylol
#HITS YOU WITH MY ORB ATTACK AND THEN UNMAKES YOUR SKELETON FOREVER#'dave what if the aliens dont have bones' ORB ATTACK ORB ATTACK AAAOROUAHAGHGH AAAAAAGH ORB ATTACK#im kicking ass plain and fucking simple. thank you#poll#reply#dave speaks#also obsessed with the wording here. bone removal (removes bones)
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