#oh he did this and scored you

[louisplumpyass]

PLEASE THIS MADE MY CHEEKS SO RED I AM LITERALLY BLUSHING SOMEONE TELL HIM TO STOP

[kitnita]

jake oettinger postgame   —   DAL vs MTL   —  01.11.25

[you and robo do a lot of chirping in the shootouts in practice and stuff — ]   yeah.   [what does he do that’s so difficult to stop?]   yeah, it’s — he’s auto, just … it’s crazy, so. it’s so annoying, going against him, and, uh, just … every time he goes, i expect him to score, so, he’s just a — he’s so — his hockey IQ’s next level, and he challenges (the backup) and i everyday and he just, uh … he’s a hockey nerd, he, he studies goalies, he studies how to score. you know, that’s why he’s scored a hundred and ten points in the league, so i’m just … uh, yeah. he’s special, and, uh, i’ll let you know when i, when i feel confident going against him. but i don’t think that’s coming anytime soon.  [nice to see him take it out on somebody else?]   yeah, exactly, yeah. yeah, so, yeah. he’s auto, so. it’s cool. [that one was interesting, too, in just — it was so slow and casual. and i guess that’s what he does.]   yeah, it’s … it’s not as easy as he makes it look, so. that’s really … yeah, it’s — i don’t really know. i don’t know what to say about it, it’s crazy.

[girlivealwaysbean]

can someone tell me how to keep going if your hardwork does pay off but you don't feel anything when you achieve your goal just relief and numb again

[ratatatastic]

WAIT PAUSE RODRIGO ĀBOLS DEBUTED TODAY??? ON PRIDE NIGHT??? YEAH NO WONDER UVIS SCORED TONIGHT

[n1nthrule]

can't watch fight club with other people anymore i squeal every time anything happens

[bumblingbabooshka]

idk if you know the semi-nonsexual lesbian centric throuple scene from the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo (this one here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g02pDtAJOuk) but that’s somehow the janeway/chakotay/tuvok vibe to me. starfleet-centric semi-nonsexual throuple. harry’s caleb in this scenario of course

He's IN this Relationship.

[keeps-ache]

cat bit up my arm Gwah

[crossbackpoke-check]

Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

[prismxtics]

something legitimately funny about my "is pursuing a diagnosis worth it" journey is having a neurotypical partner, bc while all my friends are AuDHD and therefore playfully diagnose me when i act a little sillay my fiancé gets to look me in the eye and go "there may be signs". it's also very helpful to take online tests together 'for fun' and have a new frame of reference for my scores outside of neurodivergent circles. we took the RAADS-R test together and he got a 27. i didn't even think that was possible

[princesscallyie]

Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank

[the-physicality]

i do think, aside from mercury bias, if bg had been in all season she would have been all wnba, first or at least second. i think people undervalue her because of the rebounding but she is 1000% the worst officiated player in the league, on both sides of the court. so the fact that she's been able to have the performance that she had is incredible, and that she didn't get the acknowledgment really just underscores how much people take what she does for granted.

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just remembered I have a psychiatrist appointment so early tomorrow. And I obviously dyed my hair so recently because there's green staining on my face. I don't think it's going to look great for the bipolar diagnosis, to disclose that I was feeling impulsive and wanted to get control over something, so I dyed my hair at midnight.

[bmpmp3]

the really beautiful landscape/skyscape animation in makoto shinkai's works tends to be the big thing i see focused on and that is understandable and deserved like the weather and lighting effects are unREAL but i do think we should also appreciate how absolute insane the plotlines of his original movies get. at least two movies with in universe catastrophes with major ecological implications. the guns and explosions. theres that one movie i havent seen yet with the guy who turns into a chair (?)

[dybalassunshine]

Mbappe following CRY7 in everything lol

[everwalldigan]

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

[featherymainffins]

One day I will get stoned to death for publishing an analysis that says that a particular fucked up and evil character fits the diagnostic criteria AND lived experiences of pwASPD and pwNPD, and when that happens I want you all to remember that I did not write that man and it is not my fault that he's both extremely ASPD-coded (and somewhat NPD-coded) and also evil.

Like man if you don't believe me play the game yourself.