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kisses for the goat
#prevs really had my back because i saw this and went OH MY GOD WHEN THE. WHEN IS THIS FROM NO STOPPP NO PLEASE and they had me ->#posted today god they are. agg#correct. wailing. screaming. throwing up. if i think about this for any longer than i already have i will instantaneously combust you GUYS.#cat in my lap i am trying so hard not to shriek in the living room because then i’d have to explain to c that i am watching the way#an ex-hockey player’s mouth creases into the hint of a smile after being kissed on the cheek by his ex-teammate-best friend before he turns#to look at him and he’s holding himself as even as he can in front of the cameras but he can’t help even that little hint of a smile after#pk’s grip on his shoulder goddd damn nobody’s taking him from u. i mean they very much did once so i get where you’re coming from but STILL#would it be critical damage if i clicked the link to see what they say. nobody tell me bc u know i’m gonna do it anyway but pretend u did#but wait bc i have to exorcise the companion to the thought about carey’s dimples which actually came first which was watching the look in#his eyes in the first few gifs where presumably he’s turning to the camera after greeting pk you can see him look over &then clock the one#we’re watching on and out of the corner of his eye right when pk turns to face his cheek YOU CAN SEE HIM START TO SMILE i don’t know if#it’s that he thinks they’re getting ready for a picture but in my delusional brain it is bc he sees pk turning for what else but to kiss#him & let me tell you WHY it’s bc there’s two phases to the smile the first blank one & then when pk turns YOU SEE THE OUTSIDE DIMPLES COME#& carey smiles he can’t help it when pk smacks him on the cheek & THEN you see him flatten it down back to the fake one that little wiggle#and then the blink and real smile right at pk AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT PK JUST STARING AT CAREY’S LIPS GIRL THE SUNGLASSES ARE NOT HIDING ITTT#YOU AIN’T SLICK WHEN YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR ENTIRE HEAD UP WHEN CAREY’S TALKING TO YOU TO RESPONDDD & DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE CAREY’S LITTLE#EYELASH FLUTTER EITHER YOU’RE BOTH IN LOVE AND WE’VE KNOWN FOR YEARSSSS it makes me sick to my stomachhhh my tummy hurtsssss#carey’s hand crawling up to be on the back of pk’s neck from where… pk’s pinky finger in the first gif killing me he is GRIPPING!!!!!!#NOOOOOO NOOOO NOOO NO NO NOOOOOO YOU COULDN’T HAVE STOPPED ME BUT I WISH YOH COULD HAVE I DID CLICK THE LINK ABOUT TO LAUNCH MYSELF INTO#THE SUNNNN DO YOU WANT NO YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW BUT I WILL TELL YOU YOU KNOW WHAT PK CAPTIONED THIS? MY FUCKING VALENTINEEEE NOOOOO PLEASE#‘ladies I know you’re jealous… 👀’ PK SHUT UPPP SHUT UPPP I also hate to be right that he did make the world’s most obnoxious smacking MWAH#pk i wish you were wearing lipstick WAIT MAYBE HE IS WEARING MAKEUP bc i was like that look after the big ol’ kiss is a very i’m observing#to make sure my lipstick print is perfectly in place as a claim’ to me but also a ‘did i get foundation on your collar’ WHICH COULD BE TRUE#also devastating was the two seconds of carey just. staring at him. taking him in. and the full look up and down carey does ALSO SPEAK UPPP#the soft ‘it’s good to see you / it’s good to see you to’ just to each other? ktfo. before pk LOUDLY goes ‘how’s the family’ &does not wait#for an answer bc he spent too long gazing longingly at carey and ALSO that he immediately jumps into ‘i was texting webby’ first of all OW#but 2nd of all girl where is the link. is webby family? do they all still keep in touch? underrated right there. guy x guy who was traded#carey price#pk subban#montreal canadiens
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dallasstars: 🧍🧍♂️
#NO HE DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING SAY PSYCH RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDINGGGGGG PLEASEEEE PLEASE PLEASE ->#i already got bodied by larkin saying zach for emergency contact#BECAUSE I FUCKIN GOT BODIED BY THE HUGHES CONTENT ARTICLE THAT WAS SAYING OH YEAH QUINN'S SO SAD HE'LL BE OUT JACK AND HIM WERE LOOKING#FORWARD TO IT AND THEY'RE LIKE OH YEAH QUINN'S REALLY IMPORTANT AS A PLAYER AND THEN THEY HAVE A DYLAN LARKIN QUOTE BECAUSE GOD KNOWS I#DON'T HAVE A HIGHER PITCH THAN ALL CAPS TO SCREAM IN WHERE A) DYLAN LOVES HIS BOYS BUT B) APROPOS OF LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING#HE SAYS YEAH YOU'RE GONNA EXPECT A LOT MORE WITH QUINN OUT FROM GUYS. LIKE WERENSKI. BABY NOBODY ASKED YOU ABOUT ZACH WERENSKI AND I ALMOST#anyway i'm sooo fine so normal soooo fine and four nations is going to Feed Me in all capacities. like yes do i wish they could just go to#the olympics but think we could have this every year AND olympics. i love it. hrpf hive mind activate. ALSO maybe i will finally have#makeup all star game weekend! that i have been telling myself i will post for probably over a year! starting with willy/pasta ofc. oh feral#jeremy swayman#jake oettinger#completely normal reaction to those emojis is to go oh so who’s the gink. because i exclusively use the grey emojis unless it’s for a point#but: thank u Dallas stars for making me go hmm. gender! about two guys i’d never done that before. in the way that i say uncle cj (okay#that is such a lie. i am unrepentantly horny for cj) BUT IN THE SPIRIT of uncle cj i will now be saying: uncle sway ? also correct me bc i#know wedgewood has a +1 to his marriage but doesn’t otter too??? and it’s not robo before you say so?? it’s like. mavrik borque or someone.#moral of the story there was me going ‘and in every marriage you have your gender-nonconforming third. god i wish that were me dot jpeg’#and then i went wait. goalies is it just goalies though (it’s not we’ve all seen spurge and middsy et al the rest) but! freaks. loving.#killing me personally also that they pause to read whatever the sign is? for the video presumably? and otter does a cute little chin tuck#& lo & behold who comes up behind them but JT MILLER with a look on his face that says you’ve got to fucking kidding me i thought i left#all this gay shit behind in vancouver he is sooo done BUDDYYYY YOU GOT PRONOUNCED BFS BY IRMA HERSELF CHRIS & MIKA U CAN’T ESCAPE THE HOMOS#jt miller#team usa hockey#petey’s scorpio ass IS laughing in his sleep rn. ANYWAY back to the most relevant part what are sway and otter whispering. HELLO?? HELLO???#why is it. losing my mind over sway’s head turn like a girl in a romance breathing into the lead’s mouth before the full turn to kiss like.#it’s an o for otter gabriella. but also windswept Jane Austen the titanic kind of levels of drama there. he’s the trophy mob wife OH WAIT#THE DALLAS FINNISH MAFIAAAA that just ballooned to nowhere because they don’t actually play together and i laughed bc of the sway mafia bit#& was like Texas finnish mafia vs Boston mafia the mafia princess sway marries into the rival Texas gang for better control of shipments#through the south (carolina is in here for some reason to me. do i know geography? do u have to go through carolina to go Boston to Texas?)#but! irrelevant and not real it was just a fun little giggle. final synopsis intrigued would read
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blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)
Telling the bees [1] [2 - Colleen English] [3 - C. W. Hagge] // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed, abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "About Suffering" [remixed, abridged], Elisa Gabbert // "Bees, Honeycombs, Honey", Hayan Charara // [Albert Camus] in "A Time of Bees", Mona Van Duyn | Len Redkoles, Steve Caplan, Bruce Bennett, Andre Ringuette, Emilee Chen
#remember when i was like 'if i was insane-' yeah i literally started this the next day. was already downloading photos. finished it in 2??#days & it has been here so patiently waiting for me to add on the tags :)))) wanted to drop it with nothing like haha lol how is everybody#however. chronic yapper. ALSO IT'S A SCREENSHOT SO I COULDN'T DO IT BUT OOOO THE URGE TO MAKE THE CITATIONS LINKSSS ONE OF JOEL AND#CLAUDE KEEPER & ONE OF JOEL SCORING FOR HONEY & ONE OF HIM IN THE FLAMES FOR DEATH BEES ARE PRODUCTION ANIMALS YOU KNOW.#len redkoles first photo credit as always. len we love you. always coming through with the narrative & fun shots!!#i swear it's on a tk post from oyb teex that was just like 'len redkoles one of us' and the answer is yes of course. ALSO before i begin#please direct all complaints to alexandra whose fault this parially is <3 bc i tweeted about the trade &she was like 'danny b learned from#the richie/carts fiasco' and i went ”well danny knows from his own trade too OH MY GOD-' and also as always the tweet that was like#they should call philly a boneyard w/the way ships go there to get wrecked. good thing they got the naval museum in philly or w/e it was#ANYWAYYYY philly city of brotherly separation actually... brief aside i do have a beautiful little joellabee real bee au w/telling the bees#which is part of where that comes from bc it's joel getting told abt everybody's trades BUT also i had poem bits i scrapped bc they couldn'#fit but they do here in the appendix so. amend it as footnote after 'whales hunted to extinction' insert there in the blessing. lindros#explosive benzene transformative mercury also i liked the shot AND I ACTUALLY GOT KEVIN & YANDLE PIC LAST BUT I LOVE IT i was going to put#cutter on the seagull stomach one but then he fit so well (thank u len) for the bitchy line of like paper plastic & it needed to be a 2-set#bc 'everything's worse' made me laugh so hard w/him. but i am so happy bc i wanted kevin in it & then 'jet fuel' (we got him from the jets)#then i had edited the line it used to be plastic but i couldn't have that twice & the article also had shrapnel so i was like. well it's#that or styrofoam & then i went OH MY GOD YANDLE'S BROKEN IRON MAN STREAK. SHRAPNEL. STOP. also not me going BOB WAS THERE??? (and jagr???#bernie parent traded then coming back & saying he was better for it bc he got to learn from one of the greats... still regarded as one of#the most upsetting trades lmao & LISTEN. TORTUROUS LUXURY DANNY B BACK CLAUDE IMMEDIATELY GONE OK IT'S BRRING IN THERE. ALL THOSE OLD IDEAS#raff let go willingly is purely for me also. he ain't dead he's just in lausanne & i still have not transcribed “das größte ist vorbei” &#ALSO hinting at tzjd narratives dropping it running away. jamie staying the summers in philly & being so fine & happy vs trevor. &OFC WAYNE#i've used that photo before by god i'll use it again. flyer for a day to end it there. ALSO MIKE LIKES JEFF JEFF LOVES MIKE SEND POST &if i#had more photo editing skills &thought u'd still know it was bee i'd've made him a ghost &edited him out. i have SO many alts for suffering#the philadelphia flyers suffering#joel farabee#philadelphia flyers#am i HAPPY with this idk but it needs to get out of my drafts my tummy hurts. and that's why this is 'for a swarm of angry bees' bc this#is the evil version telling the story of what could've been if morgan didn't go with him. blessed be(ō) - bee/be thou a charm for happiness#liv in the replies
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your frostbee poem may actually be my cause of death god i want them back and i want it to work and i want claude's promise that bee will break his records to come true
me and you both, friend. me and you both.
#NOT CLAUDE’S PROMISE THAT BEE’S GONNA BREAK HIS RECORDSSSS WAILINGGGG JOELLLEEEEEEE#FIRST OF ALL 🥰🥰😭😭🥹🥹🥺🥺💕💕💗💗 THANK YOU it hurt my feelings really bad so in a sad way I am very glad it hurt yours <3#i am lacking words SO bad. just know i love and appreciate you and this message made me have to go jump up and down bc i was full of love.#liv in the replies#also um. haha. did you want them to be hurt worse. made it before i saw this and now i feel bad because like. more flyers suffering is otw#it’s only vaguely claude and it’s not as thorough as it could be if i were properly indoctrinated in the history but it IS a record of the#terrible trades of the past few years. insert philly city of heartbreak instead of love here i KNOW there’s a good one I can’t remember it#full credit to sasha bigbrotherlouis goalietaps formerly the quebec nordiques for the graphic because. i love it#also i was like ‘how do i convey the wailing that i responded to this ask with if not 🥰🥹🥺😭🥰 and then wailed WORSE because i went ha. cowboy#hey do you think Morgan is gonna take Joel to the Calgary stampede’ AND THEN WENT HEY WHAT so we are soooo fine and normal#if i don’t think about claude it can’t hurt me… if i don’t think about claude it can’t hurt me… if I don’t—#i want SO badly to not be pessimistic like yeah they’re never getting his ass back but also i know i am just jaded from the wings trades#& i was like ‘WELL WHAT IF BERT COMES BACK’ for four years running so. i salute you. i honor your dream. i believe in it for you. manifest#is it a jinx to say at least tk is still there? to fulfill claude’s dreams? to raise up the kids right (brinker & michkov & the rest)#FOR LEGAL HOCKEY GOD PURPOSES THAT’S A JOKE AND I SAID NOTHING ABOUT TK ON THE FLYERS OK DON’T TRADE HIM
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blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)
"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie
#liv in the replies#if i were insane there would be an appendix to this called telling the bees however i finished this at 3am yesterday its nearly midnight &#my cutoff is when my ahl asg stream cuts. GOD by now i should know when i save a poem like hmm. not applicable but god it'd be perfect#THAT'S A CURSE. DON'T PUT IT IN THE DOCUMENT. DON'T SAVE IT. FORGET YOU READ IT. IT'S A CURSE!! <- things i should've told myself when i#went to read bees was already like 👀 &then the first line was FUCKING CLAUDE!!!!! anyway. sorry also this is like. insanely long but ALSO#regarding mf claude. the first picture is a leftover from the claude edit i made years ago so that feels GREAT and BEAUTIFUL & also for me#as ever y'all will be getting a full breakdown. starting with what i regularly have a breakdown about every time i see it which is joelle's#james 1:12 tattoo which if u use the king james version (gay) is blessed is he who perseveres under trial because having stood the test he#will receive the crown of life the lord has promised to those who love him. which i always go blessed is he who perseveres // for those who#love him. and that's joel. ignoring him getting it then getting sent down on his birthday IGNORING IT. also we know the frosty/maple leafs#hahaha fuck the flyers lore right? good. that's morgan and his dad also bc i love a baby picture & it was perfect. also the dave isaac pic#next was in an article talking about morgan 'stung' by draft camp. shut UP. i have an alt for tells him with claude and ALSO hate the#elephant w/phil bc myesie u fuckin leaf-eater (giraffe) but i love the composition of that jake shot & had to use it (it was also almost#tells him) with thylacine jakey frog nolan also raff the extinct whale bc i needed him here. if my editing on incapable of joy is bad no on#tell me i did some SHENANIGANS to put morgan in there & color-pick/alter his jersey. new skill. i think euphoria is one of my favorite for#the sake of pride night but ALSO that polaroid kills me very time &they're so stoners contemplate the universe but ALSO i love transcendenc#so that whole three photo string i think is my favorite. and i was in looking at these like listen okay it's okay there are only so many#photos in the world. you can repeat from others you've seen before. except ALSO there's so many of these freaks together do you separate#and every time i was like there can't be more there was more. don't ask the number of back-ups for the sweetest blossom/pinch/ruffle sets#okay also the ready to be stung one was a surprise favorite fit for me because i love that line but wasn't sure how to convey it? so it's o#i think with how morgan's face is and the almost of it all. yes joel hardest trier is in there purely for me i do have an alt but. how coul#u doubt him. insert sasha's tweet abt how much joel loves philly but all his quotes have been abt being excited for morgan to have a fresh#start. AND NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES IN CALGARY AND YOU'RE STILL INSEPARABLE god i literally googled frost farabee calgary to find the last#blessed [because. heard but not seen you know of everyone traded but you went together. not seen. (which ties into the terrible appendix)]#and IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME TWO MINUTES TO FIND THAT!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANNN anyway. sorry again it's so long & also i will be vanishing a wee#& a half after posting [redacted] is kicking my ass & im doing [redacted fun things WAIT ACTUALLY U CAN KNOW ONE i'm seeing hippo campus]#morgan frost#joel farabee#philadelphia flyers#calgary flames
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Tunnel Vision
#this is specifically For Me. thank you i love you.#i did in fact see that morgan had scored tonight and out loud to a yelled ‘oh my FUCKING DUDE on pride night that’s GAY RIGHTS’#joel farabee#morgan frost#philadelphia flyers#the lights are GORG. intrigued by the way they are around morgan’s eye like oh? cyborg ai idea? robots? matrix? idk yet but brain go brrrrr#hadn’t notice this before but can we talk about joel in the background of morgan’s photo?#this started because i was looking at morgie’s lovely smile like 🥰 his crooked little mouth & then went oh who’s he smiling at but you know#what’s WORSE? joel looking at him. joel out of the corner of his eye keeping a look out on morgan thank you for your time i’m passing away#tunnel vision just the two of you together in a rainbow light filled hallway. sure. sure.#<- (what a brief and beautiful fool i was ?? ago. have kept this bc i wanted inspiration (robot au. romcom. character study) to strike#so the first part of this was the original draft tags daydreaming blissfully & uh. yeah today u can tell by the yelling)#I'M NOT HERE I'M NOT HERE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF [REDACTED BECAUSE I SAID SO] & ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME NEWS BROKEN TO ME GENTLY ON THE DAS#BY TEEX OYB BELOVED PURVEYOR OF FLYERS CONTENT AND I'M NOTT HERE OK BUT I DO NEED TO POST THIS TO SAY WHAT THE FUCK.#i have kept this picture for so long cause it makes me happy and i meant to post it the other night (pride night last year) and#the other night (pride night this year where it was joel's special night!! leading!!) and on the way to get to this i have. so much joelle#morgan posts that will be coming out of the draft tomorrow night? saturday? whenever i process my grief? FUCK NOW THIS MEANS I DO HAVE TO#MAKE THAT JOEL EDIT I DIDN'T EVER THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE @ GOD WHAT IS THIS CURSE anyway truly the only consolation is they're#going together. what the fuck y'all. are the flyers homophobic r/serioushockeytalk though like it is very funny haha and they have been#up/down but not really?? like the part that makes no sense to me is when torts is like yeah we really like where morgan is this year & joel#does not have terrible stats from what i recall? and then you trade them to CALGARY (kuzmenko... i remember you on the cancucks...) wait oh#um. how am i supposed to function under these conditions. also i love to get the news faster than google because i went WHAT after reading#oyb's post and google told me he was still a flyer and i went oh okay maybe ? and then the tweet previews said them to calgary and HOW IS#VICTORIA EVERYONE PLEASE HOLD HOW'S SASHA. god. flyers core To Me is vanishing in the wind... goodbye goodbye you were brighter than the sk#I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE FACT THAT MY THIRD THOUGHT WAS WHAT ARE THOSE CHILDREN (foerster brink zamula wade etc) GONNA DO WITHOUT THEM#JOEL FARABEE'S HOUSE FOR THE HOMIES? YOU WOULD TAKE AWAY THE HOUSE FOR THE HOMIES? who will take up kevin's mantle now.#guys if i think about this more i will throw up. nowhere near as bad as claude but also i was sooo emotional about joel on claude's 1000th#so all the emotions now i've said have started rolling together & i hate it here thank you. the instrumental i have on is NAWT helping#it was petey's bags theme & as i finish this it's berlioz's something will happen which is MEAN. everybody listen to it &think about ur lif#IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY WENN DIE PARTY VORBEI IST SPOTIFY STOP CHOOSING VIOLENCEEEEE
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i’m still hurt and sad and gay. can i get a taylor hall poem?
#this is in the fucking taylor hall many worlds. like it is. have i been able to explain a single fucking thought about this? not at all.#this is so abruptly devastating in so many ways and i’m.#trying to tell yourself desperately that you don’t care that you’re leaving again but at the same time also the anxiety that there’s#something wrong with you if you don’t care so you must care because you’re grieving or the bitterness of if i just didn’t care then i#wouldn’t grieve it would be fine why can’t i just not care i love the use of the word lodged as in stuck but lodged as in living/lived in#THE SUN’S PALM AND THAT HAND AGAIN FRANKLY MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP the line is about never being in that particular place again never#seeing the sun from that window but also. who are you leaving behind? whose place was it that you stayed for 11 days & why did you leave &#the poem is titled temporary job but is it you playing a role? that’s the job? or literally about the job itself even all of that#is murdering me because hockey is a job isn’t it it’s a business that’s what they always say about it & i don’t think i posted it because it#hurt my feelings but i have a frankly devastating article/quote about guys who get traded & how suddenly you have a whole closet full of a#uniform you can no longer wear the moment when it stops being your clothes you stop being part of the family the on/off switch between being#able to wear the logo because you’re a part of the team & it being a uniform it’s something you can’t wear & thEN couple that with all the#guys who maybe can’t buy an entirely new set of gear so you see them in their mismatched pads or bert in his red underarmor still & teemu in#his jets shorts & ducks shirt & mixing logos & that’s a whole bundle of worms for the ideas of symbolism & belonging & team & identity &#also i just noticed that leaving & grieving rhyme & that might be part of the way this hits so hard is because you emphasize grieving#naturally because it’s at the start but because it flows into a rhyme scheme that’s entirely disrupted the way that the particulars of the#place are disrupting their ability to make a clean break &i’ve just also now realized heavy light (but not that kind) the oxymoron of it all#the hand as an invitation outstretched one that you’ll never receive again you can’t go back#taylor hall#many worlds many world many worlds#it may not look like it but i queue#i know we’re all losing it about mikko but the taylor hall of this all is also not lost on me. was there even a warning for him to go.#queuing because i know i am gonna be. not have a great time next week but i do need to mention the taylor hall trade tree curse like.#curse of the 1oa#literally i think he has made his way around the league to be with nearly every other 1oa uh. juraj watch out ig he’s coming to montreal#shea weber style. nyr failing team picking him up i could see it. send his ass to san jose so he can retire on the beach idk#sure ideally he goes to seattle to play under ebs as captain but where’s the cursebreaking in that? love? get real. it’s ebs’ house he left
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NO ONE KNOWS HOW LOUD I SCREAMED AT MIDNIGHT
#YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY <- me also screaming at midnight#oh i LOVE to post about moritz’s goon era criminal pim baby boy and then he gets in his first (???) career real fight#which is so funny because he’s been fighting but ANYWAY#and this is GORGEOUS ohhhh i love it. his HAIR!!!!!#mo CURLSSSSSSS#oh my WIFE. also jackie said what i have been saying for years on Twitter which is just. mo PLEASE let us braid your hair under your helmet#please babygirl. like this coming right on the heels of the wings unanimously saying mo has the best hair on the team#but that it’s a lil unruly like sweetheart. beloved. we (kenzy my queen) got you on the curly girl hair routine now PLEASE braid ur hair#moritz seider my beloved#filip forsberg#<- knox’s beloved who has been adopted by me also. i love his silly handlebar mustache#detroit ride or die#nashville predators#hockey art!!!!#dEEP cuts from the draft dumpster dives#DID EVERYONE SEE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE FIGHTING TONIGHT!! BEAUTIFUL WIFE CURLS UNLEASHED!!!!#feels good feels right that this is a 2AM mods asleep moritz on the dash post#i also stand by everything i said. op i love this so much the color the shading is this ink like. i'm obsessed.#HIS LITTLE SKINNY WRIST POKING OUT it's so perfect to me
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― Louise Glück, Averno
#MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK#S T O P#OH I AM INCONSOLABLE. OH I AM WEEPING I AM %^<*|’ufe SCREECHING#tyson barrie#nathan mackinnon#cale makar#mikko rantanen#colorado avalanche#bro. bro. the fact that tyson has been through two teams since then & in my head he’s still an av sometimes? f u c k e d.#<- joy simmy frobby karlkapri(zov) i have held onto this edit with my grubby little hands for YEARS because it hurt my feeling so bad#and um. was talking to a about the mi-kk-o trade and hurt my feelings so bad that i went WAIT i have a devastating avs edit. or a few#and then i looked at this again and oh my god. what did you know. like i mean we all knew about mikko criminally undervalued#but mikko on the terrible moment was the spring after his work was erased i- like i KNOW originally it was for tyson leaving then their win#but mikko his work erased. everything he gave to them. DONT EVEN START ME ON EJ I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!#i was here for the avs reign as favorites and they've always held a special place in my heart because and perhaps in spite of the blood feu#you know how it is with the line between hate and love and also: they were all in love. what was i supposed to do. and they SUCKED#& i was there for that too & then they got good like i remember!! ej there in the beginning!! the conviction they were never gonna make it!#personally killing Me right now that on the it will change instead the only ones you can see are cale nate devon who are there still.#like i do also still see the vision of cale the tyson replacement for nate i know that narrative even if it's not 'replacement' but. i just#oh tyson. oh tyson. when will the avs stop breaking my heart. AND JT! JOSTY! DON'T! PLEASE!#devon toews#mackinnon didn't know how to mourn... tyson i can live with this... he is so beloved wherever he goes and i feel the same about mikko#HOLD ON I HAVE JST NOW SEEN TYSON IN THE BOTTOM OF THE HE UNDERSTOOD THAT THE EARTH EVERYBODY GO HOME I'M ON THE FLOOR
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tug on his gorget
#which of the boys is going to give marco a little kissie kiss after tugging on his neck guard? hm? 🤨#<- to answer prevs: AMADEUS LOMBARDIIIII#and i did have to think about it for a hot minute like i was putting puzzle pieces together of simme? berggy? albert? cossa? no…#and then a beautiful romance unfolded of marco devoted silly knight and amadeus cloistered monk spoiled musician pet you know the drill.#blame it on the fact that his name is LITERALLY amadeus &also i’ve been reading a conjuring of magic but i’m always a sucker for ‘history’#and i remember the three headed gaggle monster in grand rapids of marco lambo and the other one. you know the one i mean. i promise#anyway delighted by the vision of the boys yonking marco around by his neck guard especially bc he's so cunty in it & i love neck guards#for no other reason than they look soooo sexy guys pspsps you should wear them it's totally not to protect your life or anything#i mean it's an endangerment bc of how sexy they are you'll simply be drowning in teammates who want to yank on them. mandatory neck guards!#anyway that tangent aside. still thinking about it. marco tiniest most beautiful brunette baby in the world being tugged in by one finger#for a kissy kiss for luck you know. kiss the rookie. make it a tradition. everybody kisses him on the forehead except when lambo gets#called up he yanks him in and kisses him on the mouth then gives him a smirk as marco mouth open no thoughts just wow and runs past him#onto the ice and marco gets to have a teen girl moment where he holds onto his lips that are still tingling. and of coURSE all my vets know#what's been going on because they've all been there and i don't know which Father i want it to be but one of them just ruffles his hair#& kisses the top of his head to tell him to get a move on and they're all charmed by cute young love. like DO i want it to be joe sarcastic#like aw young love and literally everyone could murder his ass for how down bad he and mo and lucas and berggy all have been at one point#or another or do i want it to be jt 'i was on the avs' compher commiserating with like. chiarot because i want it to be teasing and dyl#would do it too sweetly. but like it is dyl kissing his forehead like i remember doing that to bert when we were kids and someone else#roasting the kids behind him faintly heard through the buzz of marco's blood in his ears blushing and then he makes lambo do it again :)#combine this also with the fact that marco simply. cannot keep his tongue in his mouth he HAS to have god's most chapped lips those are#two related but separate things because on one hand i went *%^&( haha. liicking? french kiss? <- no actual coherent thought i just looked#at gifs of marco and i was interrupted by thinking about his chapped lips and lambo kissing him like oh your lips are chapped. and how that#could be lambo like. nonchalantly giving him chapstick. with his mouth y'know. as the boys do. marco like ?😇?😳? getting kissed and lambo#is just casually like oh your lips were chapped. yes this is an avenue and an excuse for them to kiss all the time like lambo whips out#his stick of vaseline/burts bees/neosporin lip mask whatever high strength they use and he's all glossy with it & marco just. taps a finger#on his lips & INSTEAD OF DOING THE NORMAL HUMAN REACTION (offer him the container) lambo just kisses him to wipe it on him then puts more o#hippo campus chapstick dot mp3 YES i would steal a lyric for the title. what do you think i am a heathen.#do we see the vision though. marco not even having to ask standing next to lambo tying up his skates and lambo grabs his neck guard#and yanks him down to kiss him properly on the lips because marco's are ALWAYS so chapped. and his dumb ass licks it off intentional or not#& comes back for more. of course when they get their shit together a chapped lips joke occurs bc marco sees lambo handing carter his carmax
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Ozzy talks about his math skills | DET vs PHI | Jan. 21, 2025
#look i KNOW what i said about old man broadcast yaoi but don't i deserve. multiple broadcast yaois. like Y'ALL#keats cracks me up all the time because he's always so deadpan casually murdering ozzy and ozzy tries SO hard to be funny and to crack joke#and it's like. guy who tries so hard vs guy who has been here so long you literally cannot beat him in some kind of#you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid way. middle-aged man yaoi if you will actually. detroit contains multitudes#(the one ‘you’re so stupid’ i say peeling off my shirt is keats about ozzy btw. you’re so stupid i want to fuck u so bad. BUT WE DIGRESS)#anyway nik i owe you my life as always i did NAWT see this because my illegal stream was the flyers and this is. vital to me#particularly because i need to write!! the broadcast team all chirping each other!!! it is also important to me that while they are both#middle-aged keats is older middle aged and therefore has rights to clown on ozzy being of a younger generation because they span the gap#and also ozzy fully just admitted he can't do math and at first i was like ozzy... too many concussions girl... and then he was just silly#idiot for barely contained idiot. ONE of the broadcast team members has to play the straight man and keep things on the rails and keats#does a good job disguising the freak but we all know it's there because he spent SO many years in radio. you cannot tell me he didn't do#(a la the beautiful wyjo/harls au i daydream about) silly goofy shenanigans on the radio and he does them on broadcast but he's pretending#much like!! to quote rave from ycdt!! when you simply surround yourself with people who are bigger freaks than you so you appear normal!!#that was not the phrase but it was the gist rave is just funnier than i am. anyway keats/ozzy when. besides background to mickey/ken#john keating#chris osgood#detroit ride or die#old man broadcaster yaoi#it’s. you know. if i could write a whole sentence it would be GREAT but it’s midnight and what i want to say is the dynamic is exactly#dowder crushing connor mc in flip cup and going ‘that’s just a college kid vs. a major junior kid that’s all it is…’#except it’s keats bs in arts & media vs ozzy former hockey player qualifications
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i've been thinking a lot about the mojoe show, especially how i miss seeing them together and somehow, i stumbled on your blog and all your tags about them (joe in specific) speak directly to me!
no go on... what are the tags saying to you... come join the mojo(e) jojo hive mind...
#kismet... kismet...#kissing u (w/consent) on the mouth anon i LOVE them. the lore is deep & deeper still i love talking about them come yap!!! so glad ur here#i saw the cat & *** show the other day and was like. you cannot fool the people. this does not appease me. what foul mockery is this#the people yearn for the mojoe show!!!! they do not forgive and they do not forget!!! mo i understand you have a physical aversion to media#but PLEASEEEE at least they've convinced him into tiktoks and joint videos. like what clause is in his contract that says#hey so uh. my beautiful wife needs an emotional support idiot during media at all times. yeah it's mandatory. yeah she'll blow up otherwise#AND ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO WHERE THEY MAKE SWEDISH MEATBALLSSSSS I WATCHED IT AGAIN THE OTHER DAY AND IT KILLED MEEEEEEEE#rip i SEE the 2353 i really do. why pit two bad bitches against each other i know i know but i love mojoe so much#mojo(e) jojo hive mind unite#liv in the replies#i'm not GONNA rewatch the mojoe show. speaking as a guy who saw the ep w/ cute dates in seattle and don't think i could ever even bear to#watch it (i too love my completely normal brain that likes to do this to me) but like what if i did. with what time in my life idk...#GUYS THE JOE LOCKSCREEN INCIDENT HAPPENED *THIS* SEASON. WHY DOES THAT FEEL LIKE TEN YEARS AGO. HELP#they're still obsessed with each other and alexandra can vouch i was talking about them on twitter lmao#both mo and joe saying 'whose life would you switch with' and picking dads like oh so we're. my big fat [italian] family style.#like pls look away if u don't like anna but EYE was like oh so anna retires (the spielerfrau comment... MORITZ) & is here full time? maybe?#& they went oh my god we're gonna put a baby in her. next step baby. we would be such good dads like i can see the vision the fic the futur#ANYWAY you can look again i'm done talking about my other wife APART FROM THAT ALSO i was having major kidfic feels like oh my god#mo and joe babysitting for all the dads on the team to practice before they adopt. mo and joe baby fever fic until they wish up a wishbaby.#joe taking mo to his family in montreal and uncle mo being a smash hit with the kids it is ENDLESS and they are at the age where nhlers#start having their oh my god i'm gonna get serious and settle down moment like they're popping out babies at 23 so. they feel like it's the#life checkpoint something to start thinking about now y'know? <- this is not real life obvs they are uh. unhinged in the nhl but we knew.
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Larks and Razor gossip (like always) | CHI vs DET | Jan. 10, 2025
#not even gonna lie this is how me and my ten look at all times i’m comstantly like mo. momo. mo what do you want. mo skip mo go spike momo—#SPEAKING OF MOS#i love to know without even really being able to process it that it’s mo drifting across the bottom of the gif nosing into their convo 😭😭#brain automatically put in the little airplane neeerrrroowwww noises too 😭😭#white teeth teens are UP FOR IT#white mouth guard gang#dylan larkin#lucas raymond#moritz seider my beloved#detroit ride or die#like we all see the bitchy little gossip fest happening and i love that at all times they are yapping 😭 BUT.#why is this giving dad telling his kids to behave at the function. like is he not hissing at lucas ‘STOP we will leave right now i swear’#& then mo skating by to laugh & dyl immediately like no get your ass back over here you’re in trouble too!! & mo zooms as fast as possible#i think it’s because while i cannot lip-read the first word very much looks like a lips pulled back ‘SEE?’#before he elaborates on what he was right about & makes sure everybody knows & has their shit together. i told u to bring extra socks etc !#lucas going ‘i know i know’ … girl you did not. also adding to the canon that lucas is simply. saying things & it’s 50/50 if anyone listens#anyway having visions of single dad larkin again with his kids. is this partially bc i saw the dylan powerwalking suburban mom tweet again#yeah but also bc i saw the thread i qt'd & yelled DYLAN about that was the hot firefighter who had no idea the teachers were flirting#& i was like well is this dylan or is someone else the hot firefighter & spiraled into 1000 plots. anyway. Would Read. also... au pair dyl#i’m so. i’m so. ????????????????????????????? babe ur kids leave for one summer & you’re having empty nest syndrome#deep cuts from the draft dumpster dives#OK GUYS NOW IT’S WINGIESS TIMEEEE i have like. five posts to put out from the drafts. <3
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HIIIIII!!! IM GENUKNELY DYING IM SURE YOUVE SEEN IT BUT THE JOINT CONNIR BURTHDAY CAKE??????? SAW IT AND IMMEDIATELY BURST OYT LAUGHING ITS ALL TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! UTTERLY WILD LMAOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
me when i. when i. LAURENKYLE1 COME BACK I JUST WANT TO TALK
<- much like connor and dylan did not, in fact, talk at the caps/oilers game because connor was serving his three game suspension. but that’s besides the point 😇
#the funniest part about all of this is that like. no i most definitely had not seen it except by chance on ash’s tumblr where i went HUNH#and just. refused to compute like why is the. i swear i googled connor’s birthday the other day to see if he was a Scorpio and it was no#and then everyone was like AND DYLAN STROME WAS ON IT and i looked slightly harder with my eyeballs and went OH MY GOD DYLAN STROME WAS ON#anyway there were so many other connor/connor pictures why is there one with Dylan. prominently. why did you not crop him out or something#laurenkyle1 I PROMMY i really do just want to talk. girl help. my brain has just been a loop of that one meme which i have now found out#after trying to search for it is an audio but it’s the one that’s like.#*uncontrolled wheezing* no but at the end of the day—at the end of the day it’s not funny is it it’s serious#and that’s how i feel trying to think about this. just wheezing and losing my mind. can you believe THEY DIDN’T EVEN MEET DURING THE GAME#AFTER ALL THATTT they said yeah one handshake line was enough trauma thanks. hilarious to me.#liv in the replies#i don’t even. you almost got the cat hanging upside down that says ‘mentally i’m here’ in response bc that’s what i FEEL like#it is like 1AM i am wired still from being tatted if i think about mcstrome i am going to bounce off all the walls and explode thank u#mcstrome
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the work is certainly not in progress, but it is wednesday !!
#OLD MAN BROADCASTER YAOI#me when i get possessed last night like okay hear me out—#and there’s nothing to hear except me like mickey redmond/ken daniels holy jumpin’ prompt.#do you want to see the flannel. because i envisioned a flannel and it EXISTS. and then also there is [redacted] idea about flannel which i#would likely not do but would put in the end notes lmaoooooo just for fun after i edited it 😭#anyway. would you still love me if i made this a prompt#the reason the work is not in progress is because i started trying to write the prompt and as you can see by my little comment highlights#i have re-written the exact same thing like 8 times rip & no i am not happy with it. beaming it into the universe who wants to plot with me#liv in the replies#also it’s under a read more for literally no reason except i like to keep secrets??? i guess???#eternal battle between i want the people who i know would like this & know about it to brainstorm vs i want it to be a complete surprise#ALSO NO ONE COME FOR ME I KNOW THE CAMERA CREW IS NOT USUALLY THERE FOR HIM BETWEEN THE BENCHES JUST PRETEND OK I DON’T LIKE THAT SENTENCE#AND PARAGRAPH ANYWAYYYY we’re. workshopping. the work is shopping. the work is THINKING about shopping and that’s hard enough.#will it get fixed in post yeah but right now i simply have to bully myself to the point of even committing to the fact of a post at all#ignoring the fact i haven’t picked up the 2353 joe outsider pov prompt yet. nor have i finished razor in a blazer. no one look at me ok 🫡
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Bonks for Albert and Cam! | CHI vs DET | Jan. 10, 2025
#YES HAHAHA YES SENS SICKO MEME IS EVERYONE SEEING THE SIMME JOHANSSON !!!! GET ON OUR TRAIN !!!!!! god i love when we manifest things.#simme sooooo big and absolutely draped as much as possible over albert for as long as possible until holl comes to move him off so he can#albert johansson#cam talbot#simon edvinsson#detroit ride or die#possibly the best part of all of this is if you see the post game picture of him with his puck and lucas and marco he looks Big right.#like reasonably big i would say! ok so maybe lucas is as we know from the lions videos a twig and marco is a baby but still! and the way#simme just casually makes him look sooo teeny is driving me bonkers. also the camera cut away from the prolonged hug as if we wouldn’t be#able to still immediately clock simme’s huge frame in the wide shot to see him decide he actually needs to have two hands around &on albert#so that they can skate around like a symbiotic three-legged organism OKAY BITCH WE KNOW YOU’RE IN LOVE!! tell us again louder please!!!#not one! not two! but three cellies for johansson and simme!! does he still have a hand on his back before holl swoops in idk!!!#but the celly after the goal where simme has to get him SPECIAL after the crush of the people#PLUS this. twice over. i feel deranged. what about a fourth celly boys (in the fanfiction documents)
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#joel’s equivalent to morgan asking if he would still love him if he’s a worm#joel to the flyers when torts fucking benches him for NO REASON#<- well you know what's hilarious is that this draft with those tags has been here for at least 216+ days#because that was joel's iron man streak of games BEFORE TORTS FUCKING BENCHED HIM FOR NO REASON!!!!!!#i wasn't even looking for this!!! i was going to cause immense suffering to everyone by tzjd posting from ~three years ago in the drafts#to say smth smth the ducks in fuckass ugly orange uniforms to play the flyers so trevor can pretend he's on the same team as jamie again#and then ok fine also a little bit looking for a 'would you still love me if i was a worm' post after morgan scored and i went HAHA TORTS#MORGAN SAID THAT ONE'S FOR JOEL FUCK YOU where did all my tweets about joel 'give up the body for the boys' farabee & morgan scoring go#not hockey hockey they’re all joel farabee it’s always beezer just joelle all the way down#the rest of the 'would you still love me if i was a worm' posts are in the fantastic! 'verse tag with the one that really fits with this ->#you still love me if i was a worm sorry i mean if i was a healthy scratch every night & i never scored another goal again & i didn’t play#which are my tags about when morgan was torts' scapegoat & there's one i haven't posted about joel getting advice from morgan ->#JOEL FARABEE HARDEST TRIER AWARD I AM WEEPING INTO MY HANDS I WAS KIDDING AND BEING SILLY BUT THEN I WAS SERIOUS IT REALLY IS 😭😭 joelle
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