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#i hope you know how hard i fuckin laughed when i saw this ->#erik johnson#and then scrolled up like which of the people i follow was this funny. and it was user erikjohnsons. truly what a brand#got to see my favorite local defenseman today who loves the avs so. feels fitting to post
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ICED WHITE MOCHA? Ryan Leonard you have the same taste as the spooked tax office intern i used to serve coffee
#PUTTING ON MY FUCKING CLOWN SHOES FOR SOMETHING YOU WILL SEE IN THREE TO FOUR MONTHS#WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WROTE [REDACTED] LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING AND THEN LENO SAID HAHA I LOVE CHICKEN PARM#FUCK YOUUUU OH MY GOD. THIS IS SCARY THE WAY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING!!!! oh my god. crucial info. thank u. i guess we really doing it now huh#also sorry van i was yelling in your notes!!! i am soooo deeply grateful for your service of always having fun tidbits about guys and media#i love learning time with van i am so serious. they got just so many funky little dude out here#ryan leonard#washington capitals#does this mean i will finally have to learn the difference between bu & bc & which one is which. probably. but i think i simply will not#sorry to the bostons. it is out of love i just have too many letters in my head. also i perpetually mix up minny & uw for no reason#so it’s not just you. sometimes the buttons just do not screw on right and we do not get the neural link to form. anyway now i can watch#the rest of this video lmaoooo i really saw chicken parm and lost it. we haven’t even hit the coffee order yet i love knowing bc i am nosy#JUST KIDDINGGGG I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ASKED HIM DUBIE’S HOUSE OR BC HOUSE I AM GNAWING ON MY ENCLOSUREEE SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM. sooo fine#AND THEN HE SAID WEIRD. BITCH I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A MONTH BUT NO YOU CAN GET YOUR [REDACTEDDDD] RIGHT AWAY THEN EH? OH WAIT WHAT IF#THEYRE TIED TO YOUR FIRST POINT!!! YOUR FIRST GOAL!!! OOOO i do like that. that’s nice. love a mechanic for things
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Fic Recs (Ask Meme)
Send me a number or emoji (+ optionally, a ship) for a fic rec!
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💯 A fic that makes you think #writergoals
🥰 A fic that gives you warm fuzzy feelings
👌🏼 A fic someone else recommended to you
👽 A fic that isn’t prose (poetry, text fic, etc.)
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💘 A fic you couldn't stop reading once you started
💌 A fic that inspired you to create something for it
🤩 A fic that made you SLAM that “subscribe” button
📚 A fic you wish you could display on your bookshelf
💞 A fic that led to you making friends with the author
✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time
😭 A fic that ripped your heart out (but it hurt so good)
🤔 The first fic you think of when I say [insert word here]
💖 A drabble that made you want 100K more words
#oh!!!! i LOVE this!!!!!#queuing but PLEASE send me asks#i have. i have a normal amount of bookmarks i swear#also i think this will be so fun for me to have to look through them and remember fics#i almost want to make it narrower to say you could send me a pairing with some of them but that might be too complicated#or defeat the purpose but either way!! pairing or not!!!! i love rec’ing people fics. i love my cool friends and people i follow#WAIT I SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ IT DOES SAY OPTIONALLY SEND A SHIP IN THE ACTUAL POST WE ARE A GO LMAOOOO#ask game
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toffoli has never fathered so hard in his life

#cat… one of us… the ‘what? lol’ kills me. as does toff announcing out of nowhere he has to have a sleepover like uh. ok. and why?#‘will said i have to’ and surely no part of you wanted to do this the boys are MAKING you. BUT THE ‘They’re in the same room?’ AND THEN CUT#and that is all the deep reading i will be doing into that <3 in public. bc i’m nosy as fuck so like i am thinking. but again. One of Us#WHO TOOK THE PICTURE#also. he very. feeling like ‘they very much did kill jesus btw’ on this one but it’s me like this man has so many sons it’s not funny…#cole & nick… his sons on the kings with pears & the brief moment we thought he could fix the canucks… i remember devs shenanigans…#will smith#macklin celebrini#tyler toffoli#san jose sharks#FINE. FINE. do you think because of mack hatty and will scoring and questionably toff although he might have gotten denied?#they will have sleepover. or is this the unhinged narrative progression arc where well mack got a hatty. and will tied the game.#(toff’s not invited) anyway. this is here for posterity not my sanity and since the dash is having a mackwill moment. here she is#for future me who finally cashes in the stock in 10 years. please also see the warm milk and cookies post. i wish i was lying#everything about this and surrounding it feels like a fever dream. the bc/bu boys snitching on will’s never sleeping alone. the podcasts#them wanting everyone in the room and freaking out calling the hotel the cot for toff you would think!!!! we were making it up!!!! i wish!!!
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#EEEEEEE!!!!!! CUTEST BOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! A LITTLE SNACK MARCOCO!!!!#marco kasper#detroit ride or die#HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFULLLL HI BABY!!!!!!#rip… marco…. waited to post this bc i am superstitious & it did not work but i hope they get u a cake!! lots of sweets for our sweetheart!!!
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@BR_OpenIce: Gabe Landeskog was introduced during the Avalanche home opener, and then became so overwhelmed with emotions, he had to hide in an arena hallway. The weight and emotional tolls of a serious injury.
#i almost don’t want to reblog this because who the fuck put a camera on him in that moment and didn’t just let him be but.#in light of the fact that i uh. relate a little too strongly to this and cried watching it i think it deserves to be said#and for the sake of it i can tell myself i can always delete it later but also#that he was okay with sharing and being vulnerable about struggling -> it is okay to also share this. but my god gabe if u want a therapist#mine’s free at 6 on tuesdays. the visceral full body emotional reaction i had watching this because i know those emotions that deep panic#of i don’t want to be here and that’s the only thing you can get out but you don’t want to disappoint yourself and everyone else#and you know the mantra and the pushing through it all and being scared of not making it and what if you had just gone a little further#my god gabe. just hold my hand okay. we’re gonna be okay. there is no such thing as regret. there is no such thing as should have.#‘i haven’t had a bad day in a long time’#i wish!! i was kidding!!! when i tell you i cried!!! everything he is saying in that moment. i’m sick of wearing suits on game days.#committing crimes against the camera person who asked him if his knee hurt. you just watched him cry for five minutes & that’s what u said#that’s what you thought was wrong. you watched that man’s heart break and said does your chronic long term injury that is a genuine source#of emotional and physical suffering hurt? of course it does. that is the least of his pain right now. and they’re doing their job!!#i understand!!! but i wish that gabe had the ability to put a cover on that lens the way the oilers were allowed to shut the curtain.#i think this has gotta go into the death and photography web weave.#and that he leaves after talking about it. can’t finish getting choked up. still not on the ice. you made him re-watch & DETAIL a day when#by his own word a place he always felt safe turned into somewhere he didn’t belong and i am curled up like a bug about it oh. oh.#desolè. desolè. es tut mir leid the heart grows weary.#sorry op i am Going Through It in your tags i have no defense i just have a lot of emotions and so does gabe#gabriel landeskog#colorado avalanche#gritty voice: it me#AND I SAW THE FUCKIN LOGAN COUTURE POST TODAY TOO DON’T YOU KNOW THEY LOVE YOU!! THEY WOULD BE THERE IF THEY COULD!!!
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april 6, 2025
#nicke’s glass of wine the fuckin. christmas tree in the background.#texts your parents send you when they get sentimental and sloppy at the party for 500 alex like shut UPPPP SHUT UPPPPP SHUT UPPPPP#you know. didn’t even process that nicke was wearing an ovi shirt until about the fifth time through looking. great!!! I love it here!!!!#to quote Thorne like my god yeah. every time you THINK THEY’RE DONE ANOTHER ONE THANK YOU shoot me to the MOON#in honor of seeing rave’s article pull where nicke said he expected a kiss on the mouth later. well sure why not.#nicklas bäckström#alexander ovechkin#washington capitals#819#tnx u brother!we always be together!❤️❤️#NICKE WHERE IS YOUR OTHER HAND
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@songsandswords ❤️
#i could CRYYYYYYY THAT’S MY BOY!!!!#dilly larks <3 🥹😭#dylan larkin#detroit ride or die#hockey art!!!!#joy… joy these would make such good sweatshirts… I’m obsessed with like all of them that you’ve made so far#was on a run today listening to YCDT talk about how brock is the longest tenured player on the canucks & almost fell over thinking about it#out of NOWHERE just hit with a metal chair ran over by a train all of the above with the instant thought of#oh my god. is dylan. oh my god is dylan the longest tenured red wing#and i knew in my soul the answer was yes and i didn’t even want to look to confirm#(spoiler alert: i fact checked myself and he is). i need!!!! to go lie facedown in the soft earth!!!! scream!!!!
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Mo's hands are. Uh. Big. | BOS vs DET | Nov. 23, 2024
#STOP JNSDVOJNOA PREVSSS NIK SO TRUEE ->#this is why lucas is so infatuated with him btw. only person he's been with that can wrap their hand all the way around his ****#like we’ll get there in a hot minute but to go a COMPLETELY different (not completely. just. introducing something sorry) direction#what about uh. small dick lucas. can literally fit his entire dick into one BIG hand and i for one am very horny about that. lucas too#like mo? with his big hands? making lucas feel even smaller? i’m sorry do we REMEMBER the video of them with the lions where lucas was like#oh they’re so BIG 😳 one of their biceps is my thigh!! and uh. EYE think mo making lucas feel even bittier and smaller is sooo good.#lucas absolutely horned up about it… can’t stop looking at mo’s hands and internally measuring and just. handing mo things to hold and then#passing out about it. lucas handing mo a water bottle & watching him squeeze it then just collapsing into the bench while everyone else ????#mo also is like ??? hello (obviously to me this is mutual. mo obsessed with lucas’ tiny dick and just cupping it in one big hand it fits so#perfect. things mo never knew he was into: lucas being able to toss him around a little bit OH PLEASEEEE lucas fucking mo. lucas worried#but it’s mo’s favorite thing he could not be any more obsessed with any part of him. mutual insanely horny for each other <3) u see the viz#there is of course the alternative way we can take that statement to say disproportionately large dick lucas & of course: reasonably sized#moritz seider my beloved#detroit ride or die#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEEEE i can finally post this now that the game is over and i can’t curse them by saying we got him a win#i hope they suck u and talbot sloppy….#as ever. if u and anna are taking applications. i’m third in line behind joe & lucas
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time after time
#i don’t even have words.#oh cyndi we’re in it now dot mp3#nicklas bäckström#alexander ovechkin#washington capitals#something something you want to die in his arms. ye find the home is dearer than it was an’ sanctified for a moment all that it touches#back to wonder / not love or happiness just something to talk about /#819
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First hat trick (January 13th, 2006) | Goal #895 (April 6th, 2025)
for @andrebearakovsky
#the amount of parallels is insane. as i say everytime i so much as think about 819: You Would Not Believe. I Couldn’t Write This if I Tried#31 years for gordie to 31 years for gretzky. april 6th draft april 6th tied. the shoutout to nicke and tj with strome & wilson. the CELLY#the number of games played. where did I put that post that had all the 87s in it. THE FACT THAT HE’D NEVER SCORED ON SOROKIN BEFORE?#i almost wanted it to not happen just for ilya but. again. insane parallels. ovi breaking it against the islanders gretzky’s last goal#against the islanders. SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.#alexander ovechkin#washington capitals#trust that i am losing it over mama y papa. don’t worry about it. i’m so fine and normal about it#AND ALSO THEY BOOED BETTMAN AND I LAUGHED SO HARD BLESS NEW YORK
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There’s Only One You - Winnipeg Jets Roundup
I saw a couple of these posts for other teams’ works for @theresonly1u so I thought I would make one for the Winnipeg Jets.
There are four works featuring current jets players and all four of them are fics. Three of them are debuting new pairing tags!
Each fic is linked below in alphabetical order, along with its length, relationship tags, and prompt. In the hopes of enticing you to read them I have also provided the first sentence from each fic’s summary.
Jetsfic doesn’t really get a lot of traction so please check these out and maybe give them some love?
Adsum - 1.8k words - Vladislav Namestnikov + home
Vladdy’s moved his entire life 7,649 miles, if you count both there and back to Tampa–which he does–in ten years.
Clementine - 2k words - Cole Perfetti/Dylan Samberg - any hockey player(s) + baseball
Some nights Cole spends hours awake as the team bus trundles along, thinking about his signing bonus slowly trickling away and how he needs this to work.
Digging a pond - 1.8k words - Connor Hellebuyck/Mark Scheifele - There’s only one you
It’s 2030 and Mark is preparing for the final year of his contract.
Wind - 610 words - Eric Comrie/Nino Niederreiter - Nino Niederreiter/any + wind
This year, as he walked into the rink for the first time this year, the wind that nipped at his ears outside, and three steps in, it was the incessant chatter from the new-but-not goalie.
#realized that i never made an official post for it because i love keeping secrets#but one of these is mine!!! and i highly rec you read all of them 🥰 soooo good. <3#liv in the replies#also i love these roundup posts for o1u they’re so fun!!#world’s biggest shoutout to o1u always. whatever switch it activates in my lizard brain that gets things to ao3 i need that juice always#please… please my wips are dying… old man broadcaster yaoi is so many months late… dj harls… ornithology… borzoituzzitime… there’s so many#i feel very unhinged about all of these and if i can say. two to three of them hurt my feelings REAL bad. i am including my own in that#but i will let you guess basically everything because i really want you to read all of them. planesandtrainingwheels…#(spoiler alert because actually i am telling you the ones that broke my heart besides mine)#when i gather the mental fortitude and emotional resiliency to comment. i got a lot to say. how can you not be romantic about baseball!!!#AND MY GOD DON’T. DON’T SPEAK TO MEEEE ABOUT FUTURE FIC#nino/eric is just very sweet and delightful. what a way to shut him up eh#winnipeg jets
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why couldn’t leno park that damn car with the big ass screen literally showing him a birds eye view. #whatisgoingon… is he stupid 💔
yes… he is very stupid and can’t do anything!
good thing he looks like this.
#NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW I HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS AND IGNORING THIS ON MY DASH FOR ??? DAYS STRAIGHT LIKE YEAH I AM NAWWWT TOUCHING THAT#AND OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. NOWHERE!!! I AM TRYING TO (ANGRILY) LEARN ABOUT HYPOCALCEMIA IN PEACE AND BRUTAL CAME ON AND I WENT#haha. leno fancam to brutal. i can’t even parallel park all i did was try my best and that’s the kind of thanks i get…#WHAT HAVE Y’ALL DONE TO MEEEEE yes i did see the video of him failing to parallel park four times. i was endeared. yes i did see everybody#posting about leno losing in the ncaa again for the second year in a row & everyone speculating about whether or not he regrets going back#to college & having nothing to show for it when he could be on the caps rn with ovi beating up mack & not processing a single thought#about will smith hockey. i mean he’s certainly not processing it anyway right now but god YOU GUYSSSS I CAN’T DO THIS. anyway. just imagine#because i sure as hell do not have the capacity to make. but you see the vision here.#edit. edit. edit it sounds like i hate him. i meant if i think too hard about the leno implications i will froth at the mouth. thank u#also everyone’s prev tags MY GODDDD get his ass ->#all he knows is hockey going to mass and everyone leaves him eventually#ryan leonard#boston college hockey#hmmm. intended to post this last week but I am a liar who did not lock in (only a little) but. feels relevant given the leno spooked deer#on caps ice news i received today. i do also imagine HEY WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN I DIDN’T UNTIL JUST NOW BUT OKAY I GUESS love to be ambushed#by your own thoughts going ‘love to imagine mackelini celebrini opposite & equal i’m so obsessed with your ex about leno’ and went NOW HOLD#THE FUCK ON— anyway now that ive said that i guess we just need a wish olivia rodrigo cam to complete the set. it IS self-centered imo#let me scroll the catalogue. would it be funny to give him one of the high school musical songs i do not know. to me yes absolutely 🙃🙃#i mean pretty isn’t pretty for him on the struggle bus but i don’t even want to give him that… was it pretty in the first place… no def hsm#and now i can tag this:#WASHINGTON CAPITALS#ohhhhh i am so excited for him to be with my beloved ultrafreaks. cannot wait. he's already cozying ovi and all. it's ok leno u can bark#release your lenibitions dot mp3
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As a kid in rural Belarus, fishing was Levshunov’s second passion after hockey. With his grandmother, he watched the local pro team; with his grandfather, he fished. Nazar’s childhood in the Detroit suburbs, meanwhile, was unfathomably different than Levshunov’s in almost every way except that one. The story of his family owning a parking garage near Joe Louis Arena is well-known, but his parents actually spent most of their time at their restaurant on the shores of Lake St. Clair. “Whenever they were like, ‘Come to work because you can’t stay home alone,’ I would just end up fishing all day,” Nazar said.
#I’M GOING TO BE A FREAK ABOUT THISSSSSS PLEASE YOU GUYS YOU GUYS rattling the bars of my cage like u don’t even know what this means to me#artyom watching hockey with his grandma & fishing with his grandpa 🫵🥹#and if you strap on ur hroggles for me. for a brief beautiful second. three tags and then u can take them off ok#the photo that could launch a thousand ships right there boys. have some couth frankie one would think you’d have enough experience being#at umich but as i’m typing this out i am perhaps realizing that runs in the other direction. frankie like yeah this is totally normal to#have an all-consuming love affair with your roommate and teammate who has to be one of the guys and drawn into your circle. normal behavior#ok read the article to verify but PLEASE chicago sun times i know that you may not care but how do you start an article by going#‘hahaha they’re soooo different aren’t they’ and then proceed to NOT TALK ABOUT THEM PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!! ENEMIES!! to ROOMMATES!!#granted i think nazar was maybe injured most of 23-24 if i remember right but still. girl help you are missing important context here.#very cute article though we love to hear that they’re fishing buddies and that my guy is doing well… he’s so fun and charming you gotta#posting for posterity not for present thoughts.#put a pin in it#artyom levshunov#frank nazar III#chicago hockey#rockford icehogs
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🗣️ "HOBEY BAKER"
#hehe. and by that i mean 😏🙂↕️😌🙂↔️ but more evil if you can imagine that#isaac howard#michigan state spartans#msu hockey#cannot for the life of me ever remember how i tag college hockey. rip#where’s waldo 🫡#prevssss so true.#grabbing his dick while an entire arena chants ‘hobey baker’ at him#disgusting. AND he got the gwg AND was all tournament team AND tournament mvp? yeah i can see why bud 😪#catching up to say:#and that is where we are pretending the season stopped 🥰
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things fall apart the center cannot hold and me i feel also not so good
#beezer.#i’m SORRY. listen. i got accosted by half a poem when joel & morgan got traded about the hole at the center of everything#and while they went together this could be bee if they hadn’t or it’s them being ripped out of philly & then philly losing laughts and also#not hockey hockey it’s all joelle it’s always joel it’s joelle farabeezer all the way down#joelle farabeezer telling the bees real bee au#anyway i am at all times also feeling like this#and beYOND that i feel like every time i log on here there’s some shit happening. big sad!! frustrated!!! i don’t even feel good posting#feels bad scoob.#<- most accurate summary of the about eight types and redeletes of tags i did to explain my emotional & logical state around this rn#rough paraphrase of ash ntqt bc i liked how they phrased: & i don’t think i need to rehash it all bc rocks choir etc but. yeah.#more to the point!! it’s joel’s day today!!! (fool). hoping for a joal!!!#& actually joel is doing soooo well. so this is not a calgary trade moment this is as it was originally: joel learning claude got traded#k. now that i’ve exorcised the feels bad for right now i am making THREE posts in a row and if i don’t come yell at me. college hockey time
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i'm at the yuki tsunoda to red bull meltdown. i'm at the john tortorella firing meltdown. i'm at the combination yuki-tsunoda-to-red-bull-john-tortorella-firing meltdown.
#HWAT A WAY TO FIND OUTTTTRT immediately above oyb’s happy torts firing post that simply WILL not load rn i am wheezing#WHAT#JOEL MORGAN SCOTTY YOU ALMOST YOU COULD’VE OUTLASTED HIM!!!#philadephia flyers#john tortorella#also the yuki news is wild to me but in a way where i’m like hunh. that’s strange. probably shouldn’t be like that? but idk enough to say#observing from over the fence like are those bugs supposed to? no? oh okay yeah no i thought so. right then#anyway. if i am not on the internet and do not make at least twelve posts in the next three days come bully me#we will have red wings time and also i have some habs freakery and i have been thinking about goon era tim#again. eternally. but more so since i read the lesbians for o1u#and i'm sure there's more i should be posting. i need to lock in but also i need that joie de vivre!!!#IT'S THE WYJO HARLS. I NEED WYJO HARLS TIME ALSO (that might need to percolate though)
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