crossbackpoke-check
crossbackpoke-check
what the puck, bud
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too many teams to count and i’m always in it for the narrative. side blog for hockey & hrpf(liv, any pronouns)
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crossbackpoke-check · 1 day ago
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ICED WHITE MOCHA? Ryan Leonard you have the same taste as the spooked tax office intern i used to serve coffee
#PUTTING ON MY FUCKING CLOWN SHOES FOR SOMETHING YOU WILL SEE IN THREE TO FOUR MONTHS#WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WROTE [REDACTED] LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING AND THEN LENO SAID HAHA I LOVE CHICKEN PARM#FUCK YOUUUU OH MY GOD. THIS IS SCARY THE WAY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING!!!! oh my god. crucial info. thank u. i guess we really doing it now huh#also sorry van i was yelling in your notes!!! i am soooo deeply grateful for your service of always having fun tidbits about guys and media#i love learning time with van i am so serious. they got just so many funky little dude out here#ryan leonard#washington capitals#does this mean i will finally have to learn the difference between bu & bc & which one is which. probably. but i think i simply will not#sorry to the bostons. it is out of love i just have too many letters in my head. also i perpetually mix up minny & uw for no reason#so it’s not just you. sometimes the buttons just do not screw on right and we do not get the neural link to form. anyway now i can watch#the rest of this video lmaoooo i really saw chicken parm and lost it. we haven’t even hit the coffee order yet i love knowing bc i am nosy#JUST KIDDINGGGG I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ASKED HIM DUBIE’S HOUSE OR BC HOUSE I AM GNAWING ON MY ENCLOSUREEE SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM. sooo fine#AND THEN HE SAID WEIRD. BITCH I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A MONTH BUT NO YOU CAN GET YOUR [REDACTEDDDD] RIGHT AWAY THEN EH? OH WAIT WHAT IF#THEYRE TIED TO YOUR FIRST POINT!!! YOUR FIRST GOAL!!! OOOO i do like that. that’s nice. love a mechanic for things
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crossbackpoke-check · 2 days ago
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Fic Recs (Ask Meme)
Send me a number or emoji (+ optionally, a ship) for a fic rec!
👍🏽 A fic you bookmarked recently
🔁 A fic you’ve re-read several times
😂 A fic that made you laugh out loud
👀 A fic that you love a normal amount
📆 A fic you’d re-read 10 years from now
😊 A fic that made you smile on a bad day
💯 A fic that makes you think #writergoals
🥰 A fic that gives you warm fuzzy feelings
👌🏼 A fic someone else recommended to you
👽 A fic that isn’t prose (poetry, text fic, etc.)
🛳️ A fic that brought you aboard a new ship
💘 A fic you couldn't stop reading once you started
💌 A fic that inspired you to create something for it
🤩 A fic that made you SLAM that “subscribe” button
📚 A fic you wish you could display on your bookshelf
💞 A fic that led to you making friends with the author
✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time
😭 A fic that ripped your heart out (but it hurt so good)
🤔 The first fic you think of when I say [insert word here]
💖 A drabble that made you want 100K more words
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crossbackpoke-check · 3 days ago
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toffoli has never fathered so hard in his life
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#cat… one of us… the ‘what? lol’ kills me. as does toff announcing out of nowhere he has to have a sleepover like uh. ok. and why?#‘will said i have to’ and surely no part of you wanted to do this the boys are MAKING you. BUT THE ‘They’re in the same room?’ AND THEN CUT#and that is all the deep reading i will be doing into that <3 in public. bc i’m nosy as fuck so like i am thinking. but again. One of Us#WHO TOOK THE PICTURE#also. he very. feeling like ‘they very much did kill jesus btw’ on this one but it’s me like this man has so many sons it’s not funny…#cole & nick… his sons on the kings with pears & the brief moment we thought he could fix the canucks… i remember devs shenanigans…#will smith#macklin celebrini#tyler toffoli#san jose sharks#FINE. FINE. do you think because of mack hatty and will scoring and questionably toff although he might have gotten denied?#they will have sleepover. or is this the unhinged narrative progression arc where well mack got a hatty. and will tied the game.#(toff’s not invited) anyway. this is here for posterity not my sanity and since the dash is having a mackwill moment. here she is#for future me who finally cashes in the stock in 10 years. please also see the warm milk and cookies post. i wish i was lying#everything about this and surrounding it feels like a fever dream. the bc/bu boys snitching on will’s never sleeping alone. the podcasts#them wanting everyone in the room and freaking out calling the hotel the cot for toff you would think!!!! we were making it up!!!! i wish!!!
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crossbackpoke-check · 4 days ago
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@BR_OpenIce: Gabe Landeskog was introduced during the Avalanche home opener, and then became so overwhelmed with emotions, he had to hide in an arena hallway. The weight and emotional tolls of a serious injury.
#i almost don’t want to reblog this because who the fuck put a camera on him in that moment and didn’t just let him be but.#in light of the fact that i uh. relate a little too strongly to this and cried watching it i think it deserves to be said#and for the sake of it i can tell myself i can always delete it later but also#that he was okay with sharing and being vulnerable about struggling -> it is okay to also share this. but my god gabe if u want a therapist#mine’s free at 6 on tuesdays. the visceral full body emotional reaction i had watching this because i know those emotions that deep panic#of i don’t want to be here and that’s the only thing you can get out but you don’t want to disappoint yourself and everyone else#and you know the mantra and the pushing through it all and being scared of not making it and what if you had just gone a little further#my god gabe. just hold my hand okay. we’re gonna be okay. there is no such thing as regret. there is no such thing as should have.#‘i haven’t had a bad day in a long time’#i wish!! i was kidding!!! when i tell you i cried!!! everything he is saying in that moment. i’m sick of wearing suits on game days.#committing crimes against the camera person who asked him if his knee hurt. you just watched him cry for five minutes & that’s what u said#that’s what you thought was wrong. you watched that man’s heart break and said does your chronic long term injury that is a genuine source#of emotional and physical suffering hurt? of course it does. that is the least of his pain right now. and they’re doing their job!!#i understand!!! but i wish that gabe had the ability to put a cover on that lens the way the oilers were allowed to shut the curtain.#i think this has gotta go into the death and photography web weave.#and that he leaves after talking about it. can’t finish getting choked up. still not on the ice. you made him re-watch & DETAIL a day when#by his own word a place he always felt safe turned into somewhere he didn’t belong and i am curled up like a bug about it oh. oh.#desolè. desolè. es tut mir leid the heart grows weary.#sorry op i am Going Through It in your tags i have no defense i just have a lot of emotions and so does gabe#gabriel landeskog#colorado avalanche#gritty voice: it me#AND I SAW THE FUCKIN LOGAN COUTURE POST TODAY TOO DON’T YOU KNOW THEY LOVE YOU!! THEY WOULD BE THERE IF THEY COULD!!!
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crossbackpoke-check · 5 days ago
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april 6, 2025
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@songsandswords ❤️
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crossbackpoke-check · 6 days ago
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Mo's hands are. Uh. Big. | BOS vs DET | Nov. 23, 2024
#STOP JNSDVOJNOA PREVSSS NIK SO TRUEE ->#this is why lucas is so infatuated with him btw. only person he's been with that can wrap their hand all the way around his ****#like we’ll get there in a hot minute but to go a COMPLETELY different (not completely. just. introducing something sorry) direction#what about uh. small dick lucas. can literally fit his entire dick into one BIG hand and i for one am very horny about that. lucas too#like mo? with his big hands? making lucas feel even smaller? i’m sorry do we REMEMBER the video of them with the lions where lucas was like#oh they’re so BIG 😳 one of their biceps is my thigh!! and uh. EYE think mo making lucas feel even bittier and smaller is sooo good.#lucas absolutely horned up about it… can’t stop looking at mo’s hands and internally measuring and just. handing mo things to hold and then#passing out about it. lucas handing mo a water bottle & watching him squeeze it then just collapsing into the bench while everyone else ????#mo also is like ??? hello (obviously to me this is mutual. mo obsessed with lucas’ tiny dick and just cupping it in one big hand it fits so#perfect. things mo never knew he was into: lucas being able to toss him around a little bit OH PLEASEEEE lucas fucking mo. lucas worried#but it’s mo’s favorite thing he could not be any more obsessed with any part of him. mutual insanely horny for each other <3) u see the viz#there is of course the alternative way we can take that statement to say disproportionately large dick lucas & of course: reasonably sized#moritz seider my beloved#detroit ride or die#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEEEE i can finally post this now that the game is over and i can’t curse them by saying we got him a win#i hope they suck u and talbot sloppy….#as ever. if u and anna are taking applications. i’m third in line behind joe & lucas
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crossbackpoke-check · 6 days ago
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time after time
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First hat trick (January 13th, 2006) | Goal #895 (April 6th, 2025)
for @andrebearakovsky
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crossbackpoke-check · 8 days ago
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There’s Only One You - Winnipeg Jets Roundup
I saw a couple of these posts for other teams’ works for @theresonly1u so I thought I would make one for the Winnipeg Jets.
There are four works featuring current jets players and all four of them are fics. Three of them are debuting new pairing tags!
Each fic is linked below in alphabetical order, along with its length, relationship tags, and prompt. In the hopes of enticing you to read them I have also provided the first sentence from each fic’s summary.
Jetsfic doesn’t really get a lot of traction so please check these out and maybe give them some love?
Adsum - 1.8k words - Vladislav Namestnikov + home
Vladdy’s moved his entire life 7,649 miles, if you count both there and back to Tampa–which he does–in ten years.
Clementine - 2k words - Cole Perfetti/Dylan Samberg - any hockey player(s) + baseball
Some nights Cole spends hours awake as the team bus trundles along, thinking about his signing bonus slowly trickling away and how he needs this to work.
Digging a pond - 1.8k words - Connor Hellebuyck/Mark Scheifele - There’s only one you
It’s 2030 and Mark is preparing for the final year of his contract.
Wind - 610 words - Eric Comrie/Nino Niederreiter - Nino Niederreiter/any + wind
This year, as he walked into the rink for the first time this year, the wind that nipped at his ears outside, and three steps in, it was the incessant chatter from the new-but-not goalie.
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why couldn’t leno park that damn car with the big ass screen literally showing him a birds eye view. #whatisgoingon… is he stupid 💔
yes… he is very stupid and can’t do anything!
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good thing he looks like this.
#NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW I HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS AND IGNORING THIS ON MY DASH FOR ??? DAYS STRAIGHT LIKE YEAH I AM NAWWWT TOUCHING THAT#AND OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. NOWHERE!!! I AM TRYING TO (ANGRILY) LEARN ABOUT HYPOCALCEMIA IN PEACE AND BRUTAL CAME ON AND I WENT#haha. leno fancam to brutal. i can’t even parallel park all i did was try my best and that’s the kind of thanks i get…#WHAT HAVE Y’ALL DONE TO MEEEEE yes i did see the video of him failing to parallel park four times. i was endeared. yes i did see everybody#posting about leno losing in the ncaa again for the second year in a row & everyone speculating about whether or not he regrets going back#to college & having nothing to show for it when he could be on the caps rn with ovi beating up mack & not processing a single thought#about will smith hockey. i mean he’s certainly not processing it anyway right now but god YOU GUYSSSS I CAN’T DO THIS. anyway. just imagine#because i sure as hell do not have the capacity to make. but you see the vision here.#edit. edit. edit it sounds like i hate him. i meant if i think too hard about the leno implications i will froth at the mouth. thank u#also everyone’s prev tags MY GODDDD get his ass ->#all he knows is hockey going to mass and everyone leaves him eventually#ryan leonard#boston college hockey#hmmm. intended to post this last week but I am a liar who did not lock in (only a little) but. feels relevant given the leno spooked deer#on caps ice news i received today. i do also imagine HEY WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN I DIDN’T UNTIL JUST NOW BUT OKAY I GUESS love to be ambushed#by your own thoughts going ‘love to imagine mackelini celebrini opposite & equal i’m so obsessed with your ex about leno’ and went NOW HOLD#THE FUCK ON— anyway now that ive said that i guess we just need a wish olivia rodrigo cam to complete the set. it IS self-centered imo#let me scroll the catalogue. would it be funny to give him one of the high school musical songs i do not know. to me yes absolutely 🙃🙃#i mean pretty isn’t pretty for him on the struggle bus but i don’t even want to give him that… was it pretty in the first place… no def hsm#and now i can tag this:#WASHINGTON CAPITALS#ohhhhh i am so excited for him to be with my beloved ultrafreaks. cannot wait. he's already cozying ovi and all. it's ok leno u can bark#release your lenibitions dot mp3
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crossbackpoke-check · 11 days ago
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As a kid in rural Belarus, fishing was Levshunov’s second passion after hockey. With his grandmother, he watched the local pro team; with his grandfather, he fished. Nazar’s childhood in the Detroit suburbs, meanwhile, was unfathomably different than Levshunov’s in almost every way except that one. The story of his family owning a parking garage near Joe Louis Arena is well-known, but his parents actually spent most of their time at their restaurant on the shores of Lake St. Clair. “Whenever they were like, ‘Come to work because you can’t stay home alone,’ I would just end up fishing all day,” Nazar said.
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crossbackpoke-check · 11 days ago
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🗣️ "HOBEY BAKER"
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crossbackpoke-check · 11 days ago
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things fall apart the center cannot hold and me i feel also not so good
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crossbackpoke-check · 16 days ago
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i'm at the yuki tsunoda to red bull meltdown. i'm at the john tortorella firing meltdown. i'm at the combination yuki-tsunoda-to-red-bull-john-tortorella-firing meltdown.
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