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Hockey players have weird af ankles
#anyway. finally getting around to posting this now that ovi iron bones is skating around again#because as soon as i heard he broke his fibula i went HOLD ON I KNOW ABOUT THIS FROM A CSYKORA POST which i think this was the first one#of theirs i ever saw. coincidentally i thought ko was really cool before i ever actually talked to them and found out they ARE super cool#because of a skating analysis post that lives in my drafts. i’ll probably post it in a minute when i find it lol VERY long post times here#but also i was telling a about the gretzky loving russians lore with tretiak taking the boys over to mr. gretzky’s the other day#which is to say: professing my eternal & undying love & gratitude to csykora at all times really. wealth of knowledge & a gift for sharing#i still cry every time i read khrlamov post. including just now when i read it again and started weeping. uncle borya beloved to me.#oh man am i missing words here. anyway meant to say that i found ko through a skating analysis post where i was like#‘i would listen to a podcast of you and csykora’ and ALSO same thing with kasper moregraceful né birdcage’s boyfriends against indicator#where i did not know who kasper was and was shy (i say as if i am not still shy) but now i’ll reblog and be like hi i love you bc it’s fine#hanif abdurraqib carly rae jepson powerpoint tell someone you love them today dot jpeg. working to unabashedly tell people that i love them#because i do!!! because i am so grateful to have you in my life!!! even as a stranger on the internet who just tells me cool things!!!!#like this one i’m bringing back. i have a v long list of people i loved before i ever got up the courage to talk to them (nik. c & izzy lol#and i ALSO have a post that’s like you know sometimes if you like something you can TELL someone and then you know what’s crazy!!!#sometimes they’ll tell you more about it!!!! & it feels like a scam!!!! but now i have so many people i love & so many i am working to tell#one day i will be brave enough to release my bookmarks into the comment box and sit down and format them all properly into words. sorry#ok sorry for being completely unrelated in the tags. but i do love learning.#i think there’s a version or a supplemental post that also speaks about weight-bearing re: dance and bone remodeling which is very cool!#ik i have a pretty deep background knowledge here (comparative) but still i’m consistently amazed at how clear & accessible this is <3#sports medicine#morgan rielly#nikita zaitsev#ron hainsey#toronto maple leafs#fibula
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from: Zoe Boyd's instagram
#h e l p#<- CRYING aforementioned zoe boyd thirst post and this is the only#only tag i had. losing my entire mind rn because i see the cover photo and i go ‘AWOOGA’. sorry. this is a very serious & important message#about stigma and accessibility that is really important!!! please watch for that!!! if you need convincing well. let me just say. Her#(as in it’s a conversation we need to have lmao. i am not holding college zoe boyd up as the spokesperson for this bc. duh. anyway relevant#for people with periods [sorry that is my gripe is the lack of inclusive language which is just MY dysphoria popping out.] also for some#reason i have a fight or flight reaction to seeing zoe boyd where i go WOW THAT’S GONNA BE TERRIBLE FOR ME and i do not want to malign her)#zoe are you free on Saturday I’m free on Saturday if you want to ruin my life or whatever the tag is. why am i convinced we would have a#toxic torrid love affair??? can someone explain???? is it explainable??? anyway. coming from my kin friends it is astonishing the lack of#study and data on athletes who are not cis men and how much that potentially impacts training and care that we’re really only starting to#get a grasp of re: structure and development in primary care medicine vs specializing in sports which is super interesting and super not my#field of study but i DO love listening to research pitches and m 🏉 explaining her studies and courses. very fun and cool tbh#OH I HAVE LEARNING POSTS TOO!! i meant to post these when i first saw news of ovi skating after listening to the ycdt episode where it was#like oh several months healing time? oh four to six weeks? oh EXACTLY that time frame and ovi’s skating because his body heals from all the#extra pasta sauce he stores? and i wheezed my way down my run. anyway incoming million long posts sorry not sorry. draft cleaning!!!!!#zoe boyd#ottawa charge#pwhl ottawa
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PULL ME MY STEED!! FORAGE AHEAD -captain papi battlecry
#me seeing this in full with my real eyeballs all the way from the clown slide to the boards to ??? why is he wiggling on his knees and then#instead of picking up my own phone like a normal person just repeatedly smacking h like H H H H H LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK H OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭#but the timing was perfect because she DID get a video of this happening and we did shriek laugh for like. ten minutes afterwards.#other highlights of the game include her trying to explain a cowbell joke with fraser minten & easton cowan but she couldn’t remember them#so she was just saying things like mcminten? cow? connor? and i gasped SO LOUD with my real ass mouth and just went CONNOR DEWAR???#BECAUSE I FORGOT HE WAS ON THE LEAFS AND I COULD SEE HIM WITH MY REAL EYEBALLS!!! we did eventually figure out the cowbell joke after#i listed out just. a million men and we googled two different draft years but we were just wheezing the entire time.#and every time i clown on jeff petry he proceeds to have a fantastic game. they announce him for the starting lineup i go ‘his dad played#for the tigers’ h goes ‘DAN PETRY???’ and i say yes and the broadcast will tell you twice a game because he simply. does not do anything.#love him to death he’s not v good & THEN HE ACTUALLY PLAYED DEFENCE & HE SCORED TWO GOALS!!! FIRST TWO OF THE SEASON!! every single time.#anyway. every time i watch this i start laughing all over again i love it so much#auston matthews#jake mccabe#toronto maple leafs#detroit ride or die#also posting this in order to hopefully. prevent a curse being laid against the wings by my Tragique posting.#the leafs did a blood sacrifice to the amulet with minchy’s nose they’ll be fine
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#oh my GOD CHOOSING VIOLENCE TODAY FOR WHt!!!! FOR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t DO THIS#detroit ride or die#dylan larkin#S T O P#not baby dylan… please… not the synonym english test…#FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT YEARS MY HEART!!! god. this with the quote from lalonde about talking to torts about last year…#brb just. lying on the floor. goofy face down in the pool meme dot jpeg#does this make me think of a terrible time loop au maybe but truly. it’s not similar enough to be a loop it’s just a grecian tragedy#put a pin in it#hi i’m back 12/17 dream song came on and i WRECKED my own shit for the millionth time lmao#wish i could carbon date that note where i was like dream song zach dylan narrative ? but heart shaped locket just came on & uh. sorry dyl#i DO think your assigned band is shallow alcove rip bro. sorry i truly do not pick these
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Ray & Larks gives the Wings hope! | COL vs DET | Dec. 7, 2024
#do you ever watch a game and then personally devastate yourself thinking about the quote larkin gave that was like#‘don’t think there’s anyone coming to save the day’#and then he does this. because it’s always him. sainted martyr blessed captain always an angel never a god if no one else: you#the last gif is KILLING me nik the heads bowing in together oh my god WE KNOW YOU ALL LOVE EACH OTHER and it’s even for me without ****#and has moose instead. beloved. can we keep this line forever please dylan & sons co. <- is that not like half the team though akdjskska#lucas smashing his helmet into dyl like he forgets he can't just kiss him on the mouth so hard we can SEE the shockwave of it#but oh the tender fondness of dyl yelling outwards then turning to lucas to smile at him again like.#he gets smacked once briefly checks to make sure moose is coming in at a reasonable speed (he is because moose is RESPONSIBLE)#and knows he's safe to turn to his boy!! his son!!! his goal-scorer!! he's so proud!!!!!#the little tuck ras does in the last gif too oh if i had a list of everything killing me today it'd be these gifs labelled one two three#dylan larkin#michael rasmussen#lucas raymond#simon edvinsson#detroit ride or die#<- aforementioned celly that broke my heart because it was too full of love 🫡#put a pin in it
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please, please, please let dylan larkin and his red wings get what they want
#stoppwodndjwjeSTIP SHOP STOP STOPPPPPP#having a menty b in the middle of [redacted] breathing like a FREAK so i don’t start screaming i am soo good at having an normal expression#I JUST!!!!!! I JUST WAS CRYING ABOHT DYLAN IN A CELLY AND WHILE IT WON’T COME OUT FOR MONTHS I JUST QUEUED DEVASTATING POETRY FOR DYL WHYYY#everything about this makes me want to go lay in a ditch (loving) and oh my god#rickie. rickie when i get my hands on you RICKIE!!!! this is beautiful and i need to go throw up thank you#THE JOE FACE SLAP ON THAT LITTLE PART OF THE MUSIC OH I COULD KISS YOU!!! WITH TONGUE!!!! (with consent)#gaze to the heavens please please please... our empty-headed baby kasper... LET ME ON OUR GOALIES OH CRUEL#ras' FACE it's everything to me then chiarot's slow rise with the rise of the music#i can't speak about anything past that or i'll start weeping#me 🤝 trying to say literally anything valid about detroit 🤝 if i loved you less i could talk about it more#AND THE LOOP!!! MY GOD THE FUCKING LOOP!!!! GOLDEN!!! BEAUTIFUL!!! DEVASTATING!!!! NEED IT TO STOP BEING SO PERFECT#fancam!#this is from like. three days ago and i meant to post it then but then they immediately won in ot so i couldn’t because it was no longer#topically appropriate but now EYE feel wonky and gross so i’m just watching on a loop. too relatable here uh. please please please let me#<- once again i lied and didn’t post it and while the vibes are not appropriate (they just had a beautiful win) hopefully I don’t curse#them if I post this because it IS appropriate in the sense of the post i just reblogged and giving dylan the world.#dylan larkin#detroit ride or die#moritz seider my beloved#joe veleno#simon edvinsson#marco kasper#alex lyon#michael rasmussen#jake walman#ben chiarot#jonatan berggren#i’VE TRIED TO WATCH THIS SO MANY TIMES AND EVERY TIME I HIT DYLAN COULD MAKE A GOOD MAN GO BACK ON THE BERTUZZI TRADE MEDIA AND LOSE IT!!!#the life that i’ve had on all his hits I CAN’T WITH I HAVEN’T HAD A DREAM IN SO LONG PLEASE MY HEART oh those cellies make me want to throw#UP everyone overjoyed and curling into him lucas around his back i. crying myself to SLEEP LORD KNOWS IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME WITH HIM
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#I’M GIVING DYLAN LARKIN THE ABILITY TO VETO ANY AND ALL TEAMMATE TRADES I DON’T CARE IT SAYS ONE HE GETS ALL OF THEM#STOP TAKING HIS TEAM AWAY FROM HIM!!!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WOULD USE IT ON!!!!!!!!!#HE’S HAD TOO MANY HEARTBREAKS!!!!!! IF I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF MEDIAS HE’S GIVEN CRYING ABOUT NO NOTICE FOR A TEAMMATE TRADE#THAT’S BAD!!! ONE IS BAD!!! AND MORE THAN ONE IS UNTHINKABLE BUT I HAVE SO MANY!!!!!! MORE THAN I SHOULD!!!!#anyway. i love these polls they’re cracking me up thank you op sorry i was heated in your tags ✊😔 i love my captain.#is he even my favorite forward??? honestly probably but also i didn’t even stop to debate that with myself i saw ‘veto trade’ & saw red 😭😭#hold on. let me queue my devastating posts i’ve been saving
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giggling and kicking my feet rn
#have you ever seen that joke video about the butch taking you thrift shopping. this to a fucking TEEEE#zoe Are you free on Saturday i’m free on Saturday if you want to ruin my life that would be chill with me.#there is fully a video in my drafts that i have not yet watched with sound because i just got. so lost looking Respectfully and it’s really#good important messaging but a) I didn’t even realize there was supposed to be sound & b) it was all batman blah blah blah important place#name important plot hahaha I love you I think you’re sooo cute to me which is to say: yeah giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair.#while I stared dreamily into her eyes. to be clear!!! i’m gonna watch it again before I post it but also it’s probably gonna take another#five times of me just ok beautiful whatever you say unfortunately because sometimes u have a big ol’ crush on a BLONDE and it’s FINE#zoe EYE have a collection of mugs & very little shelf space to put them on. do u want to get a hanging mug wall rack. we can get zoo plates#ooooohhh I could be so down bad if you let meeeeeeee#would this relationship work out??? no I don’t think so however I think it would be so good. we could make it work <3 and then crash & burn#zoe boyd#ottawa charge#pwhl ottawa#this is usually why my pwhl posting goes nowhere and it’s because i just go WAOW and heart eyes out. sorry.#when she??? when SHE!!! oh my god. drooling like a rabid dog dot mp3#looking at zoe like do i want your gender or do i want to date you both yeah both is good but 😵💫 uh. hi. i have soooo many big fat crushes#i don’t even think y’all KNOW about my massive and terribly doomed crush on saroya tinker. my god i was so down bad. there are so many.#i would risk it all to be a wag. for so many players. WAIT MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME WORKSHOP MY SIGN FOR WHEN I GO TO THE GAME!!!!#i KNOW it is so basic but we’re seeing minnesota and i want to do an H-E-I-S-E (hot to go) joke and i need the second part of the front#the back will of course be ‘what’s it take to get your number (jersey drawing) what’s it take to score a goal? order up a heise hat trick#order up i’m hot to goooo (with. obnoxious hearts). but all of that can be amended. is it bad i want to make multiple i just think#if I don’t shoot a terribly doomed shot with at least ONE of my dreamboats I will not be able to live with myself heise is the funniest one#mods asleep time to post all my gender crushes apparently lmao. I don’t have any CJ posts bc I want them to marry me 🥰 I have BEEN here
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connor dewar pregame | 12.07.2024
#no. no comments at this time#incredible gender here folks and uh. uh. UH#baby girl i cannot BELIEVE you are going to compel me to draw you a second time I couldn’t even do it the first time!!!!!#this time the way the light shines I desperately want to watercolor him actually. or maybe those makeup drawings? like he HAS the structure#and i have god’s worst quality glittery watercolors which one of us will win (not me for SURE my ambition beats my ass all the time)#is this ideally how i imagine myself every time i am freshly showered and my hair does the little swoopy thing i mean yeah.#do i also have [INSANELY REDACTED] haunting my google docs from the last time dewey had a mustache? oh god yeah. pornstache indeed 🤐#connor dewar#connor do you and your beautiful girlfriend and brandon and his beautiful girlfriend need a fifth wheel. i am so serious.#THIS IS SO UNFAIR I THINK I’M GONNA WEAR MY BIG DYKE PANTS TOMORROW I NEED GOOD GENDER!!!! IDEALLY ALSO A MUSTACHE!!!!! i have the hair#unfortunately i will never post face to prove it but just trust me that connor dewar and i have identical hair swoops. just trust me.#connor dewar you want to Pierce your ears sooooo bad. and let me paint your big beautiful nails. i want to give you the prettiest mermaid#green shimmery color that changes in the light please i am shaping you into gender and also my ideal presentation thank you. but for YOU#i just. love his bone structure so much i don’t want to fuck with it a ton I’ve said before like. little lobe piercings (also. i am SO here#for adelphinium’s vision. connor with gages thank you SO much. and i think you put snakebites which i’m obsessed with. can vouch from#attempting to draw his mouth he has these perfect little corner divots right at the bottom of his mouth i would love to shove a piercing in#you also can’t see his eyebrows here bc his hair is too swoopy BUT to balance out the natural eyebrow slit [same girl!!!] i would love to#give him a little eyebrow barbell. just a little one.) this man HAS in fact played me a cd on his laptop in a coffee shop through THEE#worst quality headphones while wearing a beanie t-shirt cargo pants grandpa sweater and about twelve rings. i knew the album by HEART since#i was twelve years old and he called it this groundbreaking new band i simply NEEDED to listen to no one knew them i would love it#and you know what? i would say thank you. that IS unfortunately the vibes here. and much like everyone i’m down horrendously bad.#connor drop the glossier Ultralip High Shine Lipstick with Hyaluronic Acid in rosy taupe collab code. or the strawberry balmdotcom tbh.#balm girlie for SURE. neosporin night lip treatment. oils. GLOWING idk whatever it is i want it (soap and water probably 🫡)#FUNNIEST POSSIBLE UPDATE TURNS OUT I JUST HISTORICALLY HAVE REALLY GOOD HAIR & GENDER DEC 13/14 😭😭 time is a flat circle etc etc
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hockey is for thomas bordeleau
#because i am having INSANE gender today (good) thomas my worstie my hatred spirit is getting posted (i thought he was in my drafts but.#apparently not except for how i have the vivid memory of writing incoherently about like. THAT SHOULD BE ME by which i mean the daydream i#have about nb borde and how whatever this (waves hand) is like. ideal gender. also i saw borde’s post on Instagram today & his painted toes#are sending me to the mOON like BORDEEEE THAT SHOULD BE MY GENDERRRR (it is lol but sometimes i really hit the nail on the head with my tag#thomas bordeleau my worstie my hatred spirit my incorrigible terrible meow meow#in which sometimes you recognize too much of yourself in the other but also want to give him SUCH gender.#incredible work by the cuda to have him as the face of their pride night game AND OH I REMEMBER THE TAGS I HALLUCINATEDDD WHICH WERE:#THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEE#and by that i mean i think it is a hate crime to Me i hate it that this is in california & i can’t have a bag but also. borde gender thesis#i refuse to admit defeat at the hands of the umich boys#san jose sharks#san jose barracuda#thomas bordeleau#thom have you. have you given any thought to committing further to the gender bit. i know it’s in the season which is impractical but.#@ thomas bordeleau Pierce Your Ears#like i KNOW. i too wore the same pair of earrings for a week straight because they were simply in my ears after not wearing earrings for ???#but please… at least confirm or deny the existence… pspspsp nhl teams who are doing the asking questions (just saw the one of joelle which#is why i’m on this) do the nhl questions but ask borde if he has his ears pierced… ask him what his favorite earrings are… re-pierce them#zoomed in to look at the bag more because. i want one and it’s cute and got blasted by accidentally zooming in on his shoulder and seeing#the 313 tattoo I HATE HIMMMM i hate that i know that tattoo on sight w/o even seeing the full thing!! haven’t thought about it in a year!!!#<- me when i. lie. this is from like three weeks ago when i DID have good gender but didn’t post this that exact day and the very next day#the sharks beat the red wings so i took it out on thom & couldn’t post him ✊😔 bc i was mad at the sharks. rip borde u weren’t even there#anyway i DID have a good gender today & u haven’t seen it yet (bc I haven’t posted it) but in case you see the connor dewar post after this#i did wear my big dyke pants and i’m literally. in my san jose pullover right now so i was like well I do kinda have to post borde gender#i’m SO delighted by this outfit today bc i can SWITCH i have my big crewneck and then a shirt under it and necklaces and rings on#so i get Big Gender chains on crewneck on & then Cute Gender in my lil top. did the it guy almost drop my computer YEAH my ass is that good#noting for the class that thom’s smile is crooked here. it’s not really relevant except for how one time when i was sleep deprived#i had a breakdown about it and i would like everyone to add this to the evidence folder please thank you.#I’M STILL JEALOUS OF THE BAG BTW!!! I WANT ONE!!! all of the sharks special jerseys SLAP did y’all see the Native American heritage one??#ALSO THOM TIE YOUR PANTS 😭😭 you have two thumbs use them
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he said he's FULL
#saving this to watch it later because i cannot blast this full volume but ash’s tags make me want to ->#him and fellow 21 woo girl jason robertson#something's formulating#our weird little paper eater#brandon duhaime#dewey 1#minnesota wild#cite your sources sunday!!!#i lied about clearing out ALL my deweys drafts i passed like two or three i think on the way here but they weren't relevant#ALSO A POST THAT I SAVED FOR NOT THE DEWEYS BUT NOW THAT I'M UNHINGED I SAW BRANDON CONNOR SHOULDER CHECK IN THERE! JUST NOW!! 4THE 1ST TIM#i just needed to come find this one because it is a landmark post in that i saved this to watch because i heard murmurings about them#i.e. i trust my mutuals with my life and my love language is adopting your blorbo#and i saved this and didn't know who he was. like i really did save this to listen to him be a freak#and now at least a year and some change later I'M the freak. this always happens lmao i love it#i remember SO vividly struggling because i did not know who was dewey1 and who was dewey2 and i couldn't get it wrong#also i cannot find it nor can i remember it exactly but the quote he gave about the paper eating was SO funny. he was like#'🥲 sometimes i don't want to eat it and the guys really want me to' and that's where the i'm full is from LMAOOOOOO#they asked him too they were like brandon. why did you. no one made you eat the paper and i don't remember him really having an answer#besides idk i just did it 😭 beloved to me. looking fondly back on this and what i knew then like wow if only you knew.#curlssss#his leetle hands...
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└ dewey in the goalie line covered in another man's blood | round one, game three: col vs. wpg | 4.26.24
#cw blood#WHAT THE FUCK#when you save the poem naming what has risen to your docs with the note ‘DEWEYS JERK THESISSSSS’ and then come back to THIS like oh my god#mullet. blood. my kind of man.#cite your sources sunday!!!#just kidding you guys this is accidentally turning into an unprompted scroll of how fundamental jerk is to me apparently#anyway what an era. what a moment. the mullet...#did you guys see that dewey was the one who started the barking on the caps#that's not really relevant except for how i was like can you imagine how feral all the caps would be if he brought out the mullet again#and then i remembered that & had to sit there & think about it & be like. well. if tj oshie isn't there i guess SOMEONE has to be the dog#brandon duhaime#colorado avalanche#alexander georgiev#rip that i recognized him by two inches of face under his mask alone. parallel universe goalie nolan patrick you live forever to me#and also have SO MANY of your own narratives. like the goalie lore goes CRAZY#in case you wanted almost the full text of the poem btw#Why not a crocus from this bulb?#Why not the purple of bees’ lust so that in honey she might taste something good? Under skin purple is a private taste#closer to the blood of her tongue closer to the blood she chokes on when she’s gasping to the clot behind her blackened eye.#The heated force that slammed her shin that pushed bone from the bone that arched her but did not approach caress is another kind of lust..#And inside? Nothing unique going on.#every line of that poem..... chef's kiss.#he got that mat barzal propensity for looking a lil better beat up#<- i think is the tag???
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oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?
#jerk. to me#<- a brief companion post to the last one. perfect no notes.#cite your sources sunday!!!#dewey^2#and many such narratives#there is also an iceguys timbrady face slapping fic i think and for SURE a brockpetey one by ash notthequiettype#but. yeah hockey
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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow
#i-#dewey^2#cite your sources sunday!!!#ostensibly it is not sunday but sunday i got sidetracked on gimp making an edit and was not staying up until three#and if i don't post these all now when will they ever get posted. in five years probably. ANYWAY#<- many such cases in which i would love to simply mic drop tags and walk away unfortunately i can NOT shut up. this has been here since???#eternally to me this is the jerk thesis. honorary mention to the jerk thesis which changed my brain chemistry i think#and to me is a foundational fic for the deweys tag#this post was probably subliminally the inspiration for the bit about pregnancy glow in p (3? is it in 2?)#but that was mostly me referencing the pregnancy brain line and also i just. really wanted it in there#like it was such a fun game of how many stupid things can i make brandon say that are completely plausible For Him To Say#and will also not make me feel insane having to type them out. you guys got the VERY amended milk synthesis dialogue.#also missed out on the number of times i had to google “what do you call x?? word for x???” because his ass does not know the word manubriu#sometimes u are thwarted by wanting a common word for a hyperspecific thing so u don't type the word “back” “ass” thigh“ ”leg“ 80000 times#i think at the heart of a great many things i love lies these two sentences if i'm honest.#i love a man who cannot win a fight but still tries. unfortunately.#sometimes also the blood you're covered in is from falling off your bike. welcome to the world joel farabee losing to a goose#nobody ever said WHAT your ass was getting beaten by. emerging from his stats quiz covered in blood#also because eternally: travis konecny hey hey i'm just a little guy it's my birthdayyyy~
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Connor’s excited to play some soccer! 01.10.23
#i need that possessive hand on connor’s back for. purposes. in the same realm of brandon telling him he’s so good not drinking for the baby#throuple vibes fr. mattboldy and dewey1 committed to the bit of being insane about connor dewar challenge. passed with flying colors#connor’s little hop… ohhhh killing me. orthopedic compression socks and all i’m so endeared#connor dewar#matt boldy#mats zuccarello#minnesota wild#like i DO feel unhinged watching this for the two seconds of highlighting connor’s back muscles that happens when boldy put a hand on his#sweatshirt and the way zuccy is super tiny and caked up but it’s fine. i’m fine. i’m being so productive and also clearing out my drafts.#<- wow i was a LIARRRRRR anyway more polycule handwaving if anyone wanted it#cite your sources sunday!!!#this one just goes here because i watched it an unhinged number of times it really didn’t have anything to do with any of the fics#because by the time i saw this the non-alcoholic beer bit was in dewey^2 p2 and i think the comment that pretty much became the opening bar#scene was written in there abt brandon ordering it for him. the way i was PLAGUED trying to figure out how to get ‘it’s better for the bb’#also can we all take a moment to appreciate his itty bitty ankles. if i knew why those stupid socks made me see shrimp colors#we wouldn’t be here would we. but i was (am) just SO endeared by his silly little team issued socks#and i never get around to posting this because i see it and i watch him do his little tigger hop on a loop at least ten times ✊😔#he IS excited to play some soccer wagtivities you’re so right. and i say this and laugh every time i see the caption it’s so good
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shawzy and dewey 2 going tandem down the slide
#the IRRATIONAL (completely rational) anger that just coursed through my body like ‘THAT’S NOT HOW YOU GO DOWN A SLIDE’#DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE TO BACKBOARD YOU OUT OF THE SPLASH ZONE HUNH!???#connor’s body is absolutely. oh my god. abs the tits the flex of his arms his farmer’s tan his legs his SHOULDERS?? biting. biting.#cite your sources sunday!!!#okay so once i got past being mad at dewey for being fucking STUPID going down a water slide with mason#some things never leave you i guess no matter how many years it is#there is. i. like. my god what a reference gif for connor here. sopping wet webkinz meme etc etc slamming him against the walls#things that were incredibly important to ME that I don’t know if they got conveyed in the fic was shawzy and dewey2 friendship because#while i needed him out of the way because if you thought connor was going to let brandon fuck him while mason was home you’re sooo funny.#but i agonized so bad about HOW to get him out of the way because before i had the going out being a date party i was like well what if#Mason is getting reassigned to iowa and connor’s got to drive him to the airport but i COULDN’T because shawzy got his permanent spot on#the roster in November and this fic needs to take place in the second half of the season I can’t send him to iowa!! I can’t do that to him!#so I made him be nebulously out in the same way I made boldy implied to be fucking fiala & therefore not home. but no implied fuck sorry 😞#also i made them live together because. me and st paul housing complexes are best friends (not) and i wanted dewey & mason to be roommates#do we. maybe i’m just not in the conversation but to ME. we do not talk nearly enough about the connor dewar/mason shaw best friendship#simultaneous broken shoulders/arms!!! helping each other out!!! listening to the wild on 7th interviews where they talk about how much they#call each other like YES we love the deweys and the best friend narrative but can we also. mason connor giggle fest here and brandon saying#he and boldy are besties and call and text all the time too. we have options and also possibly polycules I think i’ve said before. but!!!!!#i don’t really have any more valid commentary on this one i truly vacillate from watching the first gif and being mad to just 😵💫🤐 at the 2n#can y’all believe i had this in my drafts BEFORE i ever had the inklings of sohts? i’m just saying.#mason shaw#connor dewar#minnesota wild#all of their smiles—#the LAUGHS. killing me. big open mouth delighted laugh into covering his face ALSO SHAWZY TATTOOO MURDEROUS!!!! hello!!!!!
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"money on the board" explained
if guys don't ever do it seen as "oh he doesn't care about the guys, the team" rookies are targeted but the more $ you're making the more $ you're expected to put up. gotta do it when you're playing hometown, former teams, family attending, big milestones
$ goes to holiday parties/outings together but can also be designated:
TRS = trainers
TD = team dinner
for the week after the season all the $ is used up partying for days
not just for game wins, can be for specific things:
GWG = game winning goal
"5 hits"
"single guys game" Saturday night games single guys encouraged to put up $ for going out after
fines (not mentioned in this vid but details here and here)
$ amounts:
NHL: min $500
AHL: $50, $75, but usually min $100
examples:
19-20 dallas stars home opener (seguin put up $9,850 after signing his contract for $9.85m)
usual game in an 82 game season
example of a guy's big milestone game (eg. 700th game, put up $700)
youtube
#oh this is wonderful insider knowledge!!!#OH MY GOD THIS IS WJDIEIDJUW HOLD ON TBIS FIXED LIKE ALL OF MY PROBLEMS (just one but) in d^2 p2 because the. single guys going out. no.#date party. brandon put the money on the board for both of them we need to workshop this more but trust. the board will be in there#brendan perlini#dallas stars#for reference!#CITE YOUR SOURCES SUNDAY!!!#i love knowing things like this a) because i’m nosy but also b) i remember lexi saying wags ALSO do a big kinda pot thing where they fund#for each other’s bridal parties and team outings and stuff and she was in college and like. crying because she had no money and they were#making her pay dues like a sorority and she was like JT I CAN’T PAY DUES I HAVE NO MONEY so she made him pay and then was like yeah guys#bags are nice but also. if you get an athlete partner??? get them to pay for your EDUCATION and i laughed so hard like yeah actually please#and c) THIS DID IN FACT well i don’t know if it made SENSE but it was in there to ME help with dewey^2 p2 because it made me help explain#everything that was going on because i wanted it to be a misunderstanding SO BAD about the lipstick kiss and originally i had it being a#kiss from vero or dani being like my god you idiot. you’re in love with him. and he sprints there not even thinking about vero’s big ol’#friendly lipstick kiss to which i was like well how do i get the wags to the bar. why are they there#and then i was like WELL WAIT WHAT IF IT’S A COUPLE’S NIGHT OUT AND EVERYONE (INCLUDING BRANDON) JUST ASSUMES CONNOR’S COMING WITH HIM!!!#which is where the you stupid idiot comes in. brandon like idk i just thought he could come with me and vero’s like dear. sweet boy. why#did you just assume connor would come with you to an outing that was very explicitly a couples’ outing for the team and brandon is like 🕴️#anyway january sixth is cuddle up day if anyone wants to know why that line about moose saying cuddling and cocktails is in there.#AND the implication just before the end that dewey1 paid for both of them. that’s also there. also had to fact check myself because i#would have put WAYYYYY too little money on the board because it seems so absurd to me but like. i guess they have the money for it 😰#also like cannot say thank you enough for this op because it offers SUCH good insight into how the room works re: going out & money dynamic#which guys tease each other about a lot (tim stützle i am looking DIRECTLY at you) and going out gets written a lot so it’s fun to know#stuff like this. also because sometimes you’re like what do you MEAN they bought him a jet ski. can’t remember it right now but there’s#also articles (maybe a video?) about how guys get designated the team accountant who collects fines and manages everything and sometimes#guys hate it like i want to say it was an athletic article? and sometimes it’s like ‘you know how to add you HAVE to do it nobody else can’#& sometimes it’s like a guy really likes to do it & everyone’s like well. guess we know what you’re doing post hockey &it’s NOT real estate#for once. for some reason it’s in my brain that morgan rielly manages the leafs books and i could not tell you why i’m convinced of that#also the influence that Saturday night game $ single guys game note had on my psyche and fic. irrevocable. i love knowing that.
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