#//dang did this cat get me on the back of my shoulder or what is that

[keeps-ache]

cat bit up my arm Gwah

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Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 4 part 7

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THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE 4 ENTRY I SWEAR

agatha: why yes I'm listening politely because I'm being sociable, not because this story concerns me in any way shape or form

she did NOT want TO DO IT AGATHA. HE WAS HER SON TOO AGATHA. did you ever give her a chance to SAY any of THAT. damn rio is (metaphorically) fighting for her life here. waiting centuries to catch her wife with her guard down next to a random fire, and then reworking her LONG PLANNED SPEECH into bite sized easily digestible bits so that her emotionally stunted soulmate doesn't run away screaming

I was doing MY DAMN FUCKING JOB agatha

agatha looks away like whooops! wasn't listening! wasn't looking at you! no sir, not me!

that's right. acknowledge her feelings. show her that you understand but that you're hurting too. be mature. you're doing great. god the way she swallows and stares right ahead, so determined. this is such a crucial moment for her.

agatha: i'm stone cold. I'm a wall. this is not affecting me in the slightest. I'm bored, really.

lilia not missing a word of what rio's saying

lmao the neutral pronoun lasted two seconds. she's not even trying to pretend like she isn't talking about agatha. and the way she nods to herself like yes, I did the best I could with this. so, there.

"she is my scar" is going to the sapphic annals, isn't it?

LMAOOOO the unblinking cat stare. rio is like I WAS TALKING TO YOU DUM-DUM. I KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT, EVERYONE AROUND THIS GODDAMN FIRE KNOWS IT. CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING TALK TO ME PLEASE DEAR GOD

and agatha doing a teeny tiny side glance and going whoooooooops not looking! I'm NOT looking! I'm not even here! and scrunching her face more and more trying to keep it blank

AND she's gone. she's so predictable lmaooo. every dang time.

awkwaaaaaard

rio with her soft smile again! with the little amused eye roll! never getting mad at agatha's antics. she's like FINE I'll come after you, you BIG BABY. the patience this woman has

lilia is so scared of rio because somehow, through her exceptional Seer abilities, she knew instinctively that this is her mortal foe. but something funny has just happened: here in front of her there's just a regular little guy, a bit odd maybe, doing her little thing, trying to talk to her ex. might it be... might it be that death isn't a monster, that it's just a thing, a strange but natural thing that happens to everybody? lilia cannot accept that quite yet. so she grabs rio and says no, no. I've seen what you are. you're scary, you're evil, you're dangerous. this is lilia's survival instincts kicking in. we are simply wired to fear death, that's just how humans are. it takes an exceptional mind and soul to see past that.

oh god, here we go, here we go. deep breaths (I'm telling this to myself tbh. i need the pep talk)

stroking her hair so gently. soft, tentative.

hey, subtitle people??? what the fuck??

rio just stands and stares. lets agatha decide what comes next, goes at her pace always

the haiR CARESSING

the HUG. the BIG SIGH. this bitch was running away screaming from rio just yesterday. and here she is. her love. her partner. she finally acknowledges rio's pain and all that they lost and all that they were (and still are tbh) to each other. THIS is what rio was looking for. she's not flirting to manipulate and deflect now, she's not being somebody else. this is agatha cracked open and bleeding love and sorrow

and they melt into each other, and they're rocking each other back and forth, with all their pain and tenderness and longing

agatha with her face buried in rio's shoulder. I'm unwell

and then agatha gently pushes rio back and strokes her hair and cradles her face like she did so many times before and leans in and here I am giving you a play-by-play and running a commentary like a totally normal and sane person would

you know what makes for a perfect onscreen kiss imo? no it's not tongue, although these two will give us plenty of that too. it's the TREMBLING. THE HESITATION. THE YEARNING.

rio and her superhuman willpower. couldn't be me.

and and and and and agatha looks at her puzzled for a second and doesn't register what's happening and dives for a kiss again she's so far gone. the feral animal noises I'm making you have no idea

THE ICY SHOWER

THE STEP BACK. THE MOST PAINED SMILE

THE REGRET

I think one big reason why agatha is always so calculated is because she's afraid her instincts will take over. she does something big and spectacular and stupid and then calls it a 'calculated risk' when it was actually a rush of fear, desire, sorrow, anger that she couldn't control. tonight rio has managed to poke a little hole into a carefully constructed dam, and now all the water is rushing out and tearing down the walls. agatha has rio in her arms and her shape, her scent, her skin are so nostalgic and familiar. her brain goes on autopilot, she's been lonely for so long, she is FAMISHED for love and connection and sex and acceptance. rio wanted her to open up, but agatha doesn't do half-measures. rio wanted her to give for a change, but agatha can only ever take.

rio HAS to put a stop to it. she puts logic before heart, one of them has to and you know agatha isn't gonna. more than anything rio wants to take this one perfect moment and run away with it, but instead she tears herself away and asks, what happens next? what happens if I have to take billy away from you? that reanimated corpse, that freak of nature who walked into your life only yesterday and took over?

billy is now part of the equation and rio cannot ignore it. she has been so gentle and careful with agatha, easing her into a reconciliation that is now in jeopardy because here comes billy maximoff like a sword of damocles! what happens if agatha takes her back only for rio to break her heart all over again? there would be no coming back from that. rio cannot help being the grim reaper just as much as agatha cannot help being a succubus, and she is almost at her breaking point here. because she is hurting too! she is sick of having to be the mature one! she's sick of always coming in second after all of agatha's issues! turns out there's a limit even to the heartbreak an impossibly old and wise being can take.

(and now I need a smoke and a future episode that is just 30 minutes of hot but soft cuddles and kisses and sweet nothings. please.)

once again a big shoutout and thank you to all the people reaching out and leaving comments, it's incredible to hear from you all @crybabyheathen @onceuponalegendbg @idkbroletssee @psychicsolanum @73chn1c0l0rr3v3l @a-tad-bit-obsessed @a-rusty-bucket-of-woes @miacheezytoon @isagrimorie @april-december @aquaaquila and I'm probably forgetting someone but I see you all and I appreciate you so much!

and now for something extra

[fluffyzoey]

Toss Him In Back

In which Zoey Chambers panics and kills a man. Thankfully, a new cowboy friend with a baby blue pickup truck is there to help her bury the bully

“Let me get this straight–you just killed someone? Like…killed them, killed them?”

This was not, in any way, the way Zoey Chambers foresaw her evening going, but now here she was, pulled over in a bush on the outskirts of town with a full-on wild west cowboy staring her down while her ex’s lifeless body sat in her passenger seat, oozing from a head wound. 

…Maybe she needed to rewind.

It was an accident. Zoey did not want to kill Sam Sweetly, not really, not in the grand scheme of things. She didn’t want to have shot him with his own gun after he came by uninvited when he knew her roommates weren’t home, but that was, as the kids say “creep behavior” and the firearm was within her reach! She let the impulsive thoughts win, that’s all. Sam folded to the ground like an adirondack chair, crumpling onto the tile floor of the kitchen Zoey had neglected to clean for the past four days.

Oh, oh god…looks like you fucked up, Zoey.

She sighed and dug her keys out of her purse.

The ride to the Witchwood, the only place Zoey could think of to dispose of a body quickly, was mostly uneventful. They (being Zoey and the corpse, obviously) drove past a couple on an evening walk, what was either cardboard or a dead possum (didn’t matter; whatever it was looked like Sam currently) and some beautiful “Fuck Clivesdale” graffiti on the wall of the local shoestore, before the Ford started making noises similar to a cat coughing up a hairball. It sputtered to a stop, and Zoey had just enough time to pull over.

That led her basically to where she was right now: pulled over on a backroad with Sam’s remains splattering onto her dashboard. She had stepped out of the car to assess damage, but apparently she wasn’t the only one driving around Hatchetfield at 9:37 pm.

He was not a small guy; quite the opposite in fact! He was tall, beefy, and wearing an outfit that looked like it belonged on one of those guys from the gay cowboy movie that somehow ended up on tv last time she watched it with Hailey. 

“Hi.” She thanked all that was good in the world that her windows were tinted, otherwise the carcass in the front seat would have drawn a lot of attention. The man smiled at her, bright as the fucking north star, the light from her phone flashlight illuminating his gold tooth. 

“Didn’t expect to see no one else out and about this late.” He flashed that winning grin once more. “You lost?”

“Nope!” Zoey squeaked. “Not lost, just…broken down, I guess.” She gestured to the unfortunate state of her car. 

“Out for a little…evening joyride?” He questioned, peering around her shoulder. She shifted in front of him. 

“Yeah, haha, looks like I’ll have to get towed…” She snapped her fingers in a sort of ‘Ah, dang it’ gesture. He looked on kindly. 

“I wouldn’t mind given’ ya a ride home.” He held out his hand to shake. “Eddie Chiplucky. Dunno if we’ve met before.”

“Zoey Chambers. Don’t think we have. And, ah, thank you for the offer, but I can just…” She flipped through her mental list of people she could possibly admit to murder to. No names came up, save for her brother, Zach, who she did not intend on ever letting in on this secret. “I’ll call my…friend…or something.”

“Stranger danger?” He chuckled. “Welp, if you say so. Nice to meetcha, miss. I’ll stick around until your buddy gets here, wouldn’t wantcha to get cold. You can come sit in the truck and warm up, if ya want.”

“I’m…sure the heater still works in mine.” She stuttered, turning her attention back to her own car and the very noticeable bloody smear on the inside of the windshield. Eddie Chiplucky was not stupid, she could tell that much.

He’s onto me, isn’t he?

“Now, what are we gonna do about this whole…” Eddie moved his hand, vaguely encompassing Zoey, her vehicle, and the crimson-stained mess contained within it. “...Situation? How the hell did you even manage this?”

“It’s Hatchetfield. I don’t know if you southerners now this, but it’s really fucking easy to get away with murder.” 

“This ain’t your first rodeo, then?” He turned slightly, and Zoey’s eyes widened slightly at the sight of a shotgun tucked at his side. She wondered if he was planning on asking her to duel at high noon.

“Well…the first time wasn’t fully my fault.” She had just admitted to murder. There go my chances of being on Broadway! So long, big stage!

Eddie put a finger to his lips. “Zip it, lock it, put it in yer pocket. I won’t tell. You got a reason for why this fella had to meet an end?” He stepped closer, examining Sam through the window. 

“I didn’t know he had a key. We used to date, before his…wife found out…” The last part stung. Not only had she fucked around with a guy thirteen years her senior, but he was also married. Toxic, abusive, yes, but still a mistake on Zoey’s part too. 

“He had it comin’, then?” Eddie pressed his nose against the glass. “Yeah, he had it comin’. Look at that badge, that’s a cop right there.”

“That has nothing to do with the fact that he’s a scumbag.” Zoey insisted, knowing fully well that it had everything to do with that. “And he’s gone now anyway.” 

Eddie stepped away from the car and immediately jumped back a little. Zoey was shocked too, and before they knew it, the pair were bathed in hues of red and blue. Zoey’s first thoughts were omg, bisexual lighting! Before realizing she was A) not bisexual and B) probably about to get arrested. Eddie’s hand went for his gun as the car door opened. 

“We got a call about a drunk driver down here.” A short, brown-haired man with dimpled cheeks stepped out of the cruiser. Zoey recognized him immediately: Bailey B. Bailey, a regular customer at Beanies and a shitty tipper. “A couple on a stroll saw a young lady swerving all over the road.”

Bailey strutted up to the car, eyes never leaving Zoey. “Gonna need you to be a good citizen and take the breathalyzer for me, okay?” She took a timid step back. 

“I- uh…” 

“You know that arguing can get you in even more trouble, right?” Bailey sighed. He shook his head, glancing down at his feet. 

And then it happened.

He saw.

“Miss…Miss Chambers. What the fuck is that in your car? Unlock that car.” He growled. “Is that…? No! Sam? Officer Sweetly?

Zoey’s pulse quickened. She was dead. Bailey was pulling out his radio, he was gonna call back to the station and then she was gonna get arrested. For the second time that day, Zoey Chambers was about to kill a man.

She wasn’t even thinking. She just bolted toward Eddie, snatched the gun out of his reach, aimed, and shot a bullet directly into the cop’s neck.

Eddie stared at her, dumbfounded. “You’re a sharp-shooter.” He eventually choked out. “I guess we’ll need my truck. Toss him in the back.”

[ivrousae]

✧ Untangled Strings | three

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chapter 3) so much for an ice cream

“My bad for being late, let’s just start” You sighed, placing your bags on the ground of the dance studio “Weren’t you the one telling me not to be late last night?” Chaeyoung rolled her eyes, “I’m like 2 minutes late, you’re usually an hour late because you were with your CAT” You scoffed “Okay stop, let’s do our warm-ups and start marking” Jia sighed, connecting her phone to the speaker.

The dance competition is in two days and you’re definitely anxious about it. These days, you’ve been so tired of practice, but it’s not like you have any other choice. After warming up, the six of you started to do the markings of your choreography, making sure that everybody was in sync and all details were matched.

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After practicing for an hour or two, Jia dismissed all six of you for a break, so of course, you and Hyerin decided to go out and get some ice cream, “C’mon, I need that ice cream” you said to Hyerin who was taking her wallet from her bag “Okay, let’s go” she smiled, standing up before connecting her arms with yours.

“Anyone else wants ice cream?” you asked, earning different no’s from your members. You shrugged your shoulders and walked outside with Hyerin.

“Which flavor should I get?” you asked “Everything” Hyerin laughed “Ooo, good idea” you chuckled. The two of you entered the shop, and as you walked in, you heard someone call your name, you saw Gunwook sitting down with Gyuvin, let me repeat, you saw Gunwook sitting down with Gyuvin.

“Hi Gunwook!” you smiled, before turning your head to Gyuvin’s way “Hey” you forced out a smile. Before you could say anything else, you felt Hyerin pulling you out by the wrist, quickly exiting the ice cream shop.

“Why did you do that?” you whined to Hyerin “So you wouldn’t talk to him? Get over him y/n” she sighed “That was my chance to get my man back, hello??????” you rolled your eyes, making Hyerin hit you on the arm “Snap out of it, let’s get ice cream somewhere else” she laughed, taking your hands and pulling you to some other place.

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When it was time to practice again, you would find yourself getting distracted, or maybe you would just stare into nothing while your mind goes everywhere but the practice room. “Hello? Jang y/n!” Suyeon shouted, trying to get your attention, “Huh? Yeah?” “Dude what happened, you seem so awkward” She laughed “She met Gyuvin earlier at the ice cream shop” Hyerin spoke out quietly to Suyeon “Dang, at least give me a warning” Suyeon replied shockedly.

“Listen, I get that you miss him, but he broke your heart, there’s a reason why you guys broke up, so stop thinking of wanting to go back with him” Suyeon sighed, rubbing your shoulders to comfort you.

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Even when dance practice is over, you’d also find yourself starring into the ceiling of your bedroom while thinking about Gyuvin, There’s something about his presence that brings you so much joy, and it makes you so sad that you can’t feel that same joy anymore.

Maybe, just maybe, the earth will let you be together again for one last time.

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[cannedbabs]

Maybe headcanons for a Jack Horner x reader, but the reader was the original Little Miss Muffet, and turns out she was bffs with Jack when they younger, and it’s good to know, she’s also very evil too!

I feel like her whole thing is that she has an army of spiders, and she had a huge spider that’s like really big that she can ride on, and it’s the spider from her story, but the spider was the same one as the itsy-bitsy spider- so she calls for Itsy to beat someone’s ass, and you expect a small spider, but then you see a big ass spider that could crush you.

DANG THAT IS SUCH A COOL CONCEPT!!! Idk how y’all are so creative I am absolutely nothing of the sorts 😭😭 if this is an oc btw ABSOLUTELY AMAZING but sorry if I don’t get her in character with some of these!! Jack x Miss Muffet alrighty lets go‼️I also read somewhere that her name is possibly Patience? Thats neat!

(ALSO: so sorry i haven’t been answering these like every day!! Been putting most of my energy into my homework and my fic as of now! Hope thats alright ❤️ but pls still feel free to send me hc requests!)

•Despite being evil, given her rhyme she is very much a scaredy cat? This has been known to Jack since back when, so when reuniting I imagine there’s a whole scooby-doo bit where she jumps into his arms bridal style when she gets scared. Also may or may not be an excuse to be held 😎

•They met/reunited via crime. She probably intersected a deal he was making and there was actually a brawl before either of them noticed who the other was. Jack has Itsy pinned down via something magic and finally is able to get a good look at Muffet and his shoulders stiffen before he starts laughing At the situation (but also still being equally pissed at what she did)

•Gives me very independent woman vibes. She always is the one to get shit done, but Jack just has to put on this fake suave tone and dance his fingers along down her back and she becomes putty in his grasp. He does this to get what he wants, of course (they both pluck each other’s strings and manipulates the other to do what they want)

•Jack is no stranger to arguing, and even though they’ve known each other for a long time Jack still gives her shit. This Absolutely triggers the fight in Itsy, which happens to knock Jack down or even comedically throw him across the room (which scares the shit out of him because no one has been able to do THAT). Lets say only due to that damn spider does she gets what she wants 90% of the time.

•Since they knew each other hes more inclined to be softer with her. If something is genuinely bothering her he is the type to scoff but hold his arm out so she can hug his side.

•They SO bicker about who’s nursery rhyme is better. Jack is so ashamed of his but shes on equal footing in a no magic sense, so he always has to one up her. Though, she always has one point that makes Jack fume. “I got Itsy from my rhyme! What did you get, pies?”

•Jack’s whole nursery rhyme means he has the whole pie theme, so I can imagine Muffet has the worst taste imaginable. Curds and whey? She can’t handle anything too tart, spicy, etc. The blander the better. Jack HATES IT! He offers a slice of pie and its never to her taste. “You said our signature plum pies were… ‘too tart’ for you? What about this one, apple?” “Too cloying!” “Well, what DO you like?!”

This one was a bit challenging doing a much more specific character, but I hope I hit it somewhat close!! And I hope you enjoy these!! ❤️❤️❤️🥺

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Aight. So about my crazy idea- I’m making a fanfic about it. I can’t help it. So now y’all gotta suffer with it lol. Enjoy!

⚠️TW⚠️: swearing, possession, fighting, knife being held to someone’s throat, and i don’t really know what else-

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6:00 am

It was a cold-ish rainy morning. Massachusetts was laying curled up on his side with a book, his headphones and phone, and a blanket over him. Yep. He stayed up all night reading again. He really needs to stop doing that, and the other states make sure to tell him that, but it ain’t like he’s gonna listen to them. How ironic is it that he’s the one that knows all about medical stuff and what could happen if you don’t sleep, and a bunch of other sh*t, yet is probably the most reckless and risk-taking state there? Anygays- we’re getting off topic.

Mass slowly sat up, his back popping a little as he sat up, and checked the time on his phone. He sighed and decided to just get up and start his day. His cat, Mayflower, that was sitting at the edge of his bed meowed disapprovingly at being woken up and disturbed, walked over to where he was sitting, and hopped onto his lap, startling the Bay State. He giggled slightly and started petting her, Mayflower purring as he did so.

"I’m so sorry for disturbing you, your Majesty. I didn’t realize that I couldn’t get out of bed without disrupting your slumber. I shall in fact burn for crimes." He said, faux apologetically, but not being able to stifle the giggle at the end. Mayflower meowed at him and turned around, hopping up and putting her front paws on his shoulders. She rubbed her face all over his face, neck and ears affectionately (idk I’ve seen videos of cats rubbing their faces on their owners and apparently that’s supposed to be affectionate-).

He smiled and gently pushed her off. "Stahahap that you gohohof! (Stop that you goof!)"

Mass got up and walked to his bathroom so he could get dressed when heard a deeper voice in his head. ‘Ughhhhh not you again…" he thought.

‘Yes it’s me again! Good morning dumba$$.’ Satan’s Kingdom responded.

‘What do you want…?’ Mass responded mentally.

‘What do you mean….. Who says I want anything?~’ S.K. answered with faux confusion and sadness.

‘Whenever you decide to speak to me, it’s either because you want something, or you wanna make my life a living-f(speaks Boston) hell.’ The Bay State answered, clearly not wanting to this sh** today (it be like that sometimes 😔✊).

‘Ok fine…. I just wanted to if-‘

‘No NO you may not. I know what you’re about to say, my answer is f(speaks Boston) no.’ Mass said as he brushed his hair in front of his mirror

"Awwwww why not?~ It’ll be fun~" The village(Satan’s Kingdom) whined.

‘No means no, jacka$$.’

Mass heard a slight chuckle from the other being in his mind. Well that can’t be good.

‘Well you see, Massachusetts…. You don’t exactly have a choice in the matter~’ Mass’s eyes widened as he was forced out of control and sent into the mind-space.

S.K. was now in full control of Mass’s body. "Ohoho now THIS- is gonna be fun~" He said to himself, ignoring Mass’s attempts to get control again. He grabbed Mass’s hoodie that Mass had chosen to wear that day and put it on, surprised when he saw how big the hoodie was on him. "Dang. Is the hoodie that big or this thing really THAT thin.-" he said under his breath. He grabbed Mass’s hat and put it on, pulling his hood over it. Next was the eyeliner. Ok, done. S.K. looked in the mirror and grinned, flashing his fangs that went all the way to the back of his mouth, and flicking his forked tongue a bit. Nobody’ll notice the teeth, slit pupils, and tongue right? Naw. Probably not.

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Downstairs:

S.K. walked downstairs to where a couple other states were and poured himself a cup of coffee. He was about to take a sip of coffee when he felt a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see New Jersey. ‘Quick how does Mass act towards him?!- Insanely aggressive right? Yea I think this is the one.’

"Mornin’ sleeping beauty." NJ said with a small smirk as he poured himself a glass of milk.

"Stfu." S.K. responded coldly. He noticed the slightly offended look on Jersey’s face.

"Well d*nm somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, huh?" Jersey said.

"Perhaps so. Now shut it and let me drink my coffee." S.K. said, and then taking a sip of coffee. Except the thing is, he didn’t add creamer or sugar or literally anything. He just drank it straight up. Which Mass never does. And unfortunately, Jersey caught that small detail, seeing as how often he goes to Dunkin with Mass.

Jersey chuckled a bit and took a sip of his milk. "Well that’s new."

"Whaddya mean?" S.K. questioned, glaring at the state in front of him.

"Ya never drink yer coffee black, so I was just stating that that was new." The Garden State said.

"O-oh. Yea. Um. Whatever." S.K. said, silently cursing himself for stuttering.

Jersey looked at the smaller with a bit of confused expression. "Are ya doin’ alright? Ya seem to be a bit off. Are ya sick or smth?" He said. He reached his hand to the other’s forehead and feeling the side of his face (well it’s more like closer to under the ear/around the jaw-), only to have his hand swatted away.

"I’m fine. I ain’t sick." Said the smaller of the two.

"Ok then…? I’ll see ya later at the meetin’ I guess." Jersey said and started to walk off.

"The what?!" S.K. shouted, spitting out his coffee into the mug.

Jersey turned around confused. "Yea…? Didn’t ya get the email bout’ the meetin’ at 3?"

"Oh.. OH- that meeting! Oh yea, it probably just slipped my d*nm mind I guess. See ya later." And with that he walked away, leaving Jersey in mild confusion.

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Later at the meeting:

S.K. could now understand why Mass hated these meetings so much. It was sooooooo f(technical glitch)in’ boring… He put his hood up, pulled it down as much as he could, and then just stopped listening to everybody else. What he did notice, however, was Louisiana staring at him, seemingly studying him. Watching his every movement. Satan’s Kingdom tried to remember ANYTHING about Loui, and then it him. He forgot 2 things. 1:Loui is one of Massachusetts’s best friends, and 2: Loui is in fact capable of sensing bad energy or different energies and spirits, ghosts, demons, ect…. Sh*t he hoped that Louisiana wouldn’t say anything or sense anything. Unfortunately for him though, Loui did sense something was wrong.

From across the Table, Loui felt that something was a bit… off, to say the least. He could feel a new type of negative or even demonic energy in the room. Well there weren’t any apparitions in the room, seeing as Loui had already checked for any and found none. He was about to give up trying to figure out what it was, but it bothered him too much. He looked around the room and looked at the energy of the other states (+Gov), checking off each one after he checked. Florida… The Fed… Texas… Cali… York…… and all the rest seemed somewhat normal. That was until he got to "Massachusetts". There was something that felt incredibly wrong, and he was kinda worried for his friend. He hadn’t even noticed Gov calling his name until he heard someone shout "Louisiana!!"

He snapped his head towards Gov, who had been the one who called him. "Huh?"

Gov just sighed. "I’ve been trying to get your attention for the past 5 minutes."

Loui rubbed the back of his neck with a slight chuckle. "Whoops- Uh- Whatcha need, sha?"

Gov rolled his eyes fondly. Nobody, and I repeat, NOBODY, is ever really able to hate or be mad at Loui. "I just wanted to know if you had any updates about anything going on in your state that I might need to know about?" He said.

"O-oh. Uh- no. Nothin’ dat comes to mind, sha." Loui said with a smile.

"*sigh* Alright then. New York?" Gov said, then continued.

"F(speaks New York) you." NY said with a slight glare.

"As always you’re such a pleasure to speak to."

"Piss off."

Louisiana had pretty much gone back to what he was doing in the first place. He noticed that "Mass" seemed to be fidgeting with something with something under the table. So, purely out of curiosity, he slid down in his seat a bit so he could see under the table. His eyes widened a bit as he saw what “Mass" was holding in his hands. It seemed to be a small double-bladed thing with weird designs on it.

He sat back up and looked at "Mass" who hadn’t seemed to notice the fact that he saw the blades.

"H-hey sorry fo’ interruptin’,- um hey Mass you doin’ aight sha?" Louisiana said, sending a slightly apologetic look Gov’s way.

‘Sh*t-‘ Satan’s Kingdom thought as he panicked for a second. "Uh- yea why do ya ask?" He said, giving the younger a slight glare.

"Well- you seem a bit… off, today. I’m sensin’ a very negative energy comin’ from ya, it ain’t like yer usual moody sleep-deprived energy." Loui said.

"I’m fine."

"Are ya sure sha?"

"Yes. Shut it."

"Again. Are you sure? Cuz if there is somethin’ wrong I can h-" Loui started but cut off by “Mass" grabbing a random vase and throwing it at him. The vase hit Loui directly in the side of his head and shattered, knocking him out of his chair and onto the ground where he curled up holding his head. Chaos only arose from the table.

"LOUI-!" Florida screamed as he got from his chair and kneeled down at Loui’s side, Texas following.

"WHAT THE HE// MASS?! What is wrong with you?! He was trying to he help!?!" Texas shouted while glaring at "Mass" and trying to get Loui to uncurl himself.

"Yea wtf?!" New York shouted turning to Mass and standing up, glaring at him. He was shocked when he saw "Mass" with a sick-evil grin on his face and glowing red eyes staring back at him through his hood. His face fell when the realization hit him. "You’re not my brother…"

"It took you f(technical glitch)in’ morons THAT long to figure it out?! Ha." Satan’s Kingdom said with an insane look in his eyes that sent shivers down the spine of the usually stoic New York.

"I thought we got rid of you a while ago!?!" Connie (Connecticut) shouted.

"Nope! Now, you’re next, Yorkie!~" S.K. said as he leaped up and swung the blades at York, luckily though York managed to just barely dodge it. (Sh*tty fight scene coming up-)

S.K. snarled and jumped at York with the blades again, this time managing cut York across the cheek and making the other hiss in pain. The smaller of the two had a wicked grin on his face as he licked the blood off the knife and swung again, this time cutting New York’s arm, which made the other yelp (as in the way a dog does). Jersey had gotten up to go assist York, but got pushed back down into his seat by Oklahoma (whom he sat by since I’ve decided that he sits between Texas and Oklahoma). He glared at Oklahoma who just told him to sit tf down and let York deal with it and just reluctantly listened to him.

York eventually managed to somehow grab the blade as S.K. swung again, but unfortunately this meant that the blade cut into his palm. But ofc he didn’t care and managed to twist the knife out of S.K.’s hand by the blade and toss him at the wall with the knife to his throat. He found unnatural joy in the panicked look of his brother’s controller, but quickly shut it out as he came back to reality and the situation at hand. He was about to slit the other’s throat but something S.K. said stopped him.

"W-wait! Now b-before you s-slit my throat, you need to remember one important thing." S.K. said.

"And what the f(speaks New York) is that?!" York half yelled half said normally.

Satan’s Kingdom just chuckled before giving an evil grin and saying, "Well you see Yorkie~ Me and your pathetic excuse of a brother share a body. Meaning… If you kill me, you also kill your useless brother.~"

New York’s face fell slightly as he realized that the stupid man controlling his brother was right. ‘Then how do we get Masshole back without hurtin’ im’….’ While he was lost in his thoughts, he heard a loud voice shout:

"I need the Commonwealth of Massachusetts present at the table right this moment!!"

York turned around, still keeping S.K. pinned on the wall, to see that it had been Gov that shouted that. Gov. Of all people. To say York was surprised to see the usually anxiety-ridden man standing confidently with a stern look on his face is an understatement. He didn’t think Gov had it in him. He was quickly snapped out of his thoughts tho when he felt something give up behind him. York quickly turned back around to see his brother looking at him with tear-glazed eyes and let go, letting Massachusetts slide down the wall and curl up in a little ball.

It quickly dawned on York that Mass was having a panic attack and couldn’t calm down or breathe at all, so he decided to try to do something that Mass used to do with him when he was younger (and smaller cuz now York is 5’10 while Mass is 5’6-). He reached his good hand out in front of Mass so the other could see it and decide whether he wanted to take it or not, and York was secretly hoping and praying that he did. He could see that Mass had seen his hand and was considering whether to take it or not. Aight. So about my crazy idea- I’m making a fanfic about it. I can’t help it. So now y’all gotta suffer with it lol. Enjoy!

⚠️TW⚠️: swearing, possession, fighting, knife being held to someone’s throat, and i don’t really know what else-

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6:00 am

It was a cold-ish rainy morning. Massachusetts was laying curled up on his side with a book, his headphones and phone, and a blanket over him. Yep. He stayed up all night reading again. He really needs to stop doing that, and the other states make sure to tell him that, but it ain’t like he’s gonna listen to them. How ironic is it that he’s the one that knows all about medical stuff and what could happen if you don’t sleep, and a bunch of other sh*t, yet is probably the most reckless and risk-taking state there? Anygays- we’re getting off topic.

Mass slowly sat up, his back popping a little as he sat up, and checked the time on his phone. He sighed and decided to just get up and start his day. His cat, Mayflower, that was sitting at the edge of his bed meowed disapprovingly at being woken up and disturbed, walked over to where he was sitting, and hopped onto his lap, startling the Bay State. He giggled slightly and started petting her, Mayflower purring as he did so.

"I’m so sorry for disturbing you, your Majesty. I didn’t realize that I couldn’t get out of bed without disrupting your slumber. I shall in fact burn for crimes." He said, faux apologetically, but not being able to stifle the giggle at the end. Mayflower meowed at him and turned around, hopping up and putting her front paws on his shoulders. She rubbed her face all over his face, neck and ears affectionately (idk I’ve seen videos of cats rubbing their faces on their owners and apparently that’s supposed to be affectionate-).

He smiled and gently pushed her off. "Stahahap that you gohohof! (Stop that you goof!)"

Mass got up and walked to his bathroom so he could get dressed when heard a deeper voice in his head. ‘Ughhhhh not you again…" he thought.

‘Yes it’s me again! Good morning dumba$$.’ Satan’s Kingdom responded.

‘What do you want…?’ Mass responded mentally.

‘What do you mean….. Who says I want anything?~’ S.K. answered with faux confusion and sadness.

‘Whenever you decide to speak to me, it’s either because you want something, or you wanna make my life a living-f(speaks Boston) hell.’ The Bay State answered, clearly not wanting to this sh** today (it be like that sometimes 😔✊).

‘Ok fine…. I just wanted to if-‘

‘No NO you may not. I know what you’re about to say, my answer is f(speaks Boston) no.’ Mass said as he brushed his hair in front of his mirror

"Awwwww why not?~ It’ll be fun~" The village(Satan’s Kingdom) whined.

‘No means no, jacka$$.’

Mass heard a slight chuckle from the other being in his mind. Well that can’t be good.

‘Well you see, Massachusetts…. You don’t exactly have a choice in the matter~’ Mass’s eyes widened as he was forced out of control and sent into the mind-space.

S.K. was now in full control of Mass’s body. "Ohoho now THIS- is gonna be fun~" He said to himself, ignoring Mass’s attempts to get control again. He grabbed Mass’s hoodie that Mass had chosen to wear that day and put it on, surprised when he saw how big the hoodie was on him. "Dang. Is the hoodie that big or this thing really THAT thin.-" he said under his breath. He grabbed Mass’s hat and put it on, pulling his hood over it. Next was the eyeliner. Ok, done. S.K. looked in the mirror and grinned, flashing his fangs that went all the way to the back of his mouth, and flicking his forked tongue a bit. Nobody’ll notice the teeth, slit pupils, and tongue right? Naw. Probably not.

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Downstairs:

S.K. walked downstairs to where a couple other states were and poured himself a cup of coffee. He was about to take a sip of coffee when he felt a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see New Jersey. ‘Quick how does Mass act towards him?!- Insanely aggressive right? Yea I think this is the one.’

"Mornin’ sleeping beauty." NJ said with a small smirk as he poured himself a glass of milk.

"Stfu." S.K. responded coldly. He noticed the slightly offended look on Jersey’s face.

"Well d*nm somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, huh?" Jersey said.

"Perhaps so. Now shut it and let me drink my coffee." S.K. said, and then taking a sip of coffee. Except the thing is, he didn’t add creamer or sugar or literally anything. He just drank it straight up. Which Mass never does. And unfortunately, Jersey caught that small detail, seeing as how often he goes to Dunkin with Mass.

Jersey chuckled a bit and took a sip of his milk. "Well that’s new."

"Whaddya mean?" S.K. questioned, glaring at the state in front of him.

"Ya never drink yer coffee black, so I was just stating that that was new." The Garden State said.

"O-oh. Yea. Um. Whatever." S.K. said, silently cursing himself for stuttering.

Jersey looked at the smaller with a bit of confused expression. "Are ya doin’ alright? Ya seem to be a bit off. Are ya sick or smth?" He said. He reached his hand to the other’s forehead and feeling the side of his face (well it’s more like closer to under the ear/around the jaw-), only to have his hand swatted away.

"I’m fine. I ain’t sick." Said the smaller of the two.

"Ok then…? I’ll see ya later at the meetin’ I guess." Jersey said and started to walk off.

"The what?!" S.K. shouted, spitting out his coffee into the mug.

Jersey turned around confused. "Yea…? Didn’t ya get the email bout’ the meetin’ at 3?"

"Oh.. OH- that meeting! Oh yea, it probably just slipped my d*nm mind I guess. See ya later." And with that he walked away, leaving Jersey in mild confusion.

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Later at the meeting:

S.K. could now understand why Mass hated these meetings so much. It was sooooooo f(technical glitch)in’ boring… He put his hood up, pulled it down as much as he could, and then just stopped listening to everybody else. What he did notice, however, was Louisiana staring at him, seemingly studying him. Watching his every movement. Satan’s Kingdom tried to remember ANYTHING about Loui, and then it him. He forgot 2 things. 1:Loui is one of Massachusetts’s best friends, and 2: Loui is in fact capable of sensing bad energy or different energies and spirits, ghosts, demons, ect…. Sh*t he hoped that Louisiana wouldn’t say anything or sense anything. Unfortunately for him though, Loui did sense something was wrong.

From across the Table, Loui felt that something was a bit… off, to say the least. He could feel a new type of negative or even demonic energy in the room. Well there weren’t any apparitions in the room, seeing as Loui had already checked for any and found none. He was about to give up trying to figure out what it was, but it bothered him too much. He looked around the room and looked at the energy of the other states (+Gov), checking off each one after he checked. Florida… The Fed… Texas… Cali… York…… and all the rest seemed somewhat normal. That was until he got to "Massachusetts". There was something that felt incredibly wrong, and he was kinda worried for his friend. He hadn’t even noticed Gov calling his name until he heard someone shout "Louisiana!!"

He snapped his head towards Gov, who had been the one who called him. "Huh?"

Gov just sighed. "I’ve been trying to get your attention for the past 5 minutes."

Loui rubbed the back of his neck with a slight chuckle. "Whoops- Uh- Whatcha need, sha?"

Gov rolled his eyes fondly. Nobody, and I repeat, NOBODY, is ever really able to hate or be mad at Loui. "I just wanted to know if you had any updates about anything going on in your state that I might need to know about?" He said.

"O-oh. Uh- no. Nothin’ dat comes to mind, sha." Loui said with a smile.

"*sigh* Alright then. New York?" Gov said, then continued.

"F(speaks New York) you." NY said with a slight glare.

"As always you’re such a pleasure to speak to."

"Piss off."

Louisiana had pretty much gone back to what he was doing in the first place. He noticed that "Mass" seemed to be fidgeting with something with something under the table. So, purely out of curiosity, he slid down in his seat a bit so he could see under the table. His eyes widened a bit as he saw what “Mass" was holding in his hands. It seemed to be a small double-bladed thing with weird designs on it.

He sat back up and looked at "Mass" who hadn’t seemed to notice the fact that he saw the blades.

"H-hey sorry fo’ interruptin’,- um hey Mass you doin’ aight sha?" Louisiana said, sending a slightly apologetic look Gov’s way.

‘Sh*t-‘ Satan’s Kingdom thought as he panicked for a second. "Uh- yea why do ya ask?" He said, giving the younger a slight glare.

"Well- you seem a bit… off, today. I’m sensin’ a very negative energy comin’ from ya, it ain’t like yer usual moody sleep-deprived energy." Loui said.

"I’m fine."

"Are ya sure sha?"

"Yes. Shut it."

"Again. Are you sure? Cuz if there is somethin’ wrong I can h-" Loui started but cut off by “Mass" grabbing a random vase and throwing it at him. The vase hit Loui directly in the side of his head and shattered, knocking him out of his chair and onto the ground where he curled up holding his head. Chaos only arose from the table.

"LOUI-!" Florida screamed as he got from his chair and kneeled down at Loui’s side, Texas following.

"WHAT THE HE// MASS?! What is wrong with you?! He was trying to he help!?!" Texas shouted while glaring at "Mass" and trying to get Loui to uncurl himself.

"Yea wtf?!" New York shouted turning to Mass and standing up, glaring at him. He was shocked when he saw "Mass" with a sick-evil grin on his face and glowing red eyes staring back at him through his hood. His face fell when the realization hit him. "You’re not my brother…"

"It took you f(technical glitch)in’ morons THAT long to figure it out?! Ha." Satan’s Kingdom said with an insane look in his eyes that sent shivers down the spine of the usually stoic New York.

"I thought we got rid of you a while ago!?!" Connie (Connecticut) shouted.

"Nope! Now, you’re next, Yorkie!~" S.K. said as he leaped up and swung the blades at York, luckily though York managed to just barely dodge it. (Sh*tty fight scene coming up-)

S.K. snarled and jumped at York with the blades again, this time managing cut York across the cheek and making the other hiss in pain. The smaller of the two had a wicked grin on his face as he licked the blood off the knife and swung again, this time cutting New York’s arm, which made the other yelp (as in the way a dog does). Jersey had gotten up to go assist York, but got pushed back down into his seat by Oklahoma (whom he sat by since I’ve decided that he sits between Texas and Oklahoma). He glared at Oklahoma who just told him to sit tf down and let York deal with it and just reluctantly listened to him.

York eventually managed to somehow grab the blade as S.K. swung again, but unfortunately this meant that the blade cut into his palm. But ofc he didn’t care and managed to twist the knife out of S.K.’s hand by the blade and toss him at the wall with the knife to his throat. He found unnatural joy in the panicked look of his brother’s controller, but quickly shut it out as he came back to reality and the situation at hand. He was about to slit the other’s throat but something S.K. said stopped him.

"W-wait! Now b-before you s-slit my throat, you need to remember one important thing." S.K. said.

"And what the f(speaks New York) is that?!" York half yelled half said normally.

Satan’s Kingdom just chuckled before giving an evil grin and saying, "Well you see Yorkie~ Me and your pathetic excuse of a brother share a body. Meaning… If you kill me, you also kill your useless brother.~"

New York’s face fell slightly as he realized that the stupid man controlling his brother was right. ‘Then how do we get Masshole back without hurtin’ im’….’ While he was lost in his thoughts, he heard a loud voice shout:

"I need the Commonwealth of Massachusetts present at the table right this moment!!"

York turned around, still keeping S.K. pinned on the wall, to see that it had been Gov that shouted that. Gov. Of all people. To say York was surprised to see the usually anxiety-ridden man standing confidently with a stern look on his face is an understatement. He didn’t think Gov had it in him. He was quickly snapped out of his thoughts tho when he felt something give up behind him. York quickly turned back around to see his brother looking at him with tear-glazed eyes and let go, letting Massachusetts slide down the wall and curl up in a little ball.

It quickly dawned on York that Mass was having a panic attack and couldn’t calm down or breathe at all, so he decided to try to do something that Mass used to do with him when he was younger (and smaller cuz now York is 5’10 while Mass is 5’6-). He reached his good hand out in front of Mass so the other could see it and decide whether he wanted to take it or not, and York was secretly hoping and praying that he did. He could see that Mass had seen his hand and was considering whether to take it or not.

At much as Mass would hate to admit it, he was terrified. He had been so weak that S.K. had been able to take control, he hurt his brother and one of his best friends… He flinched a little when he saw his little brother’s hand in front of him. Thoughts of the possibility that York was mad and about to hurt him went racing through his head. Mass then decided that whatever happened to him would probably be well deserved, so he reluctantly took his brother’s hand and expected to be hit or thrown at the wall. What he didn’t expect was for York to pull him into his lap and wrap him in a tight hug and start rubbing his back soothingly. Safe. He felt safe. York wasn’t gonna hurt him. He buried his head in his brother’s shoulder and tried to calm down and slow his breathing.

"Aww-" Florida started but was quickly cut off when Texas used his good hand that wasn’t holding Louisiana to smack him in the back of the neck. Unfortunately Mass got a glimpse of Loui, who was unconscious in Tex’s arms, and that didn’t help with him trying to calm down.

New York could feel Mass getting riled up again and teleported back to his room where he managed to get Mass to calm down completely and get him to sleep.

[fighting-these-demons]

Episode 9

Trying to get the last of these in before my sub craps out

Well dang IvySoulCalibur didn't expect that I guess.

He said dude you suck get over it lmao.

Darkness of immeasurable depths. Yeah he's been going through it. 😭💔💖

BODY TAKEN OVER?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

YOU MEAN TO TWLL ME BIG RED HAS BEEN TRYING TO LITERALLY BODY SNATCH THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK???????????

Please say psych

Or at least have a very good way to spin this

I really do love the OP. It's Fantastic and I appreciate it more as I go on.

How is she getting these pictures? He has to be consenting to some of them they way they're framed.

😬🥺

He hasn't been to school in days.

Damn they really did abandon him and bead him for real I thought it was a plot since they played dirty before.

Well I'm glad Matakara came home. I feel awful for Blondie and Teal Terror but Teal Terror has the sense to just be thankful he's back and to ask/demand/plead for him to come back to school while putting a hand on Blondie's shoulder to comfort him.

Girl iis now REALLY the time for a Cat Cafe scene?????? Ain't you just gonna give us nothing? The timing here is Way Off.

Dang. As soon as I typed that it got good. I know it's bullshit that won't go anywhere but DAMN DO I WANT THEM TO DATE SO BAD

Augh!!!! 😭💔 Cat Guy you're dating the Cute Teacher IN MY HEART OK??? 💖

Arajin you're so full of shit. 😂

That or his mom did it on purpose.

Arajin is like "Well Damn. He's usually excited to talk to to and when I might be hanging around..." but like THE ONLY THING Matakara could have wanted to hear was an apology or plea for forgiveness probably. (Since the darkness is eating at him and also because most normal people would want that too)

WHOEVER WAS IN CHARGE OF ANIMATING BLONDIE FOR THIS SCENE NEEDS A RAISE AND A PROMOTION

AND ANOTHER RAISE

Ah nvm. Got too goofy with it rip.

AUGH TEAL TERROR 💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭

Lmao Blondie! 😂💖

Aw they're bonding. He's probably miserable though. Can't believe she cornered him with tea.

BITCH WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH MAN

BITCH YOU DIDNT COVER THE EVIDENCE????? HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT WITH IT BEFORE????????????

WAIT IS THAT HIS ROOM????????????

HE HAS A DOLL OF HIMSELF?????????

Wait did Matakara's brother actually die?!?!?!?!

And blondie said Cheer Up earlier?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Blondie why?????????

BITCH FOR REAL??? YOU TOOK THE TIME TO HIDE

How did he not find her?

Did she hide in the alligator and Slick just decided to cover for her to focus on his point in the conversation????

I can't tell if that his ass of his knee. That frame could be very suggestive depending.

She crawled out and he covered for her apparently.

HE WAS SLEEPING IN THE TEMPLE IN THE OP I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT

Aaaaaaaawwwww!!!! Him and Teal Terror and Blondie becoming friends! 💖 Would have loved that flashback earlier but I'll hake it now.

I cannot fucking believe he's dead like. The way they chose to do it is insane.

You tell him girl!

Ishiya is really drilling into him. I guess he's gonna break because of story trajectory.

👁👁

Well. THAT is certainly the way to prey upon him!

He's weak to that!

I can't tell if he's always been perceptive or if they can naturally read minds/hearts and only ask questions as rhetoricals to help their companions figure out their feelings?

FINALLY THE BACKSTORY IVE WAITED THE ENTIRE SEASON FOR

Love that they're opposite aesthetics but mirror fighting styles.

Ishiya has more of that cool boy look as a kid and grows up to have more cold/coy and feminine features - like Arajin.

While Senya had precious baby features and grew into a masculine brick shithouse with a kind face - like Matakara.

It also lends to how Ishiya can convince Matakara so quickly/easily and how Senya is the only one that can seem to guilt and convince Arajin after extended debate.

Their dynamic as kids was the same too that's so cute!!!

They're also so Jin and Touya coded as kids it's so silly.

Love their outfit changes as time goes on.

They looked like they were so in live as Teens.

HE GAVE SENYA HIS NAME?!?!?!?!?!

Also did I hear the word for In Love With? I swear I did.

I feel like if they were going to replace it with "He meant absolutely everything to me."

Knowing they have a 2 line limit they could have also had "He was the love of my life."

Also watching Ishiyas outfit show more skin and more tit as time went on is hilarious he's BEGGING Senya to touch him. And I thought the necklace halter was A Lot I forgot How Much his current gravity defying bustier is lmao.

Senya was clearly obsessed with him could he not have just asked?!?!?!?!?! 😂

Not that I mind at all when the End Result is his current outfit in all of its perfection! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

BUT THEN WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I know it'll be revealed but I'm still mad. :P

Augh at least he's honest.

He loves how much of Ishiya he sees in Arajin. How precious! 💖

Senya is so fucking cute Jesus I love him.

(Everyone in this show sucks to some extent but like. I love Senya and Matakara so much.)

YES BABE SHOW US THAT NEW MISPLACED DEVOTION AND BEAT HIS ASS!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES AT LEAST 1/4 OF IT LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit dude. Lol literally.

I winder if that was feelings nerves because of the "Don't run away." Or fear nerves at Absolute Brick Shithouse Matakara walking at him with Ill intent.

Poor Matakara is so fucking broken up about being forced to do this augh!!! 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

What a great guy! 🥺😭 God he's so upset!

Well. A half warning is better than no warning I guess.

And at least Arajinw ill learn about the body snatching from someone even if it isn't Senya.

God fuck Ishiya.

Wait is MATAKARA'S mark on the side of his ass cheek like a My Little Pony Cutie Mark?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Absolutely insane

Dang. I'll always prefer his sweet look but his broken anger look is 😘👌

Her ending clips with Matakara and Senya are the best ones hands down in the OP.

[hobiefan]

Evil or not pt three

Best song to listen to for this is self love.

Miguel wasn’t phased, and grabbed you by the foot. You scratched his hand with your claw, as Hobie said, “Don’t let her scratch you! Well now it’s too late…” He let go, as he started to bleed like crazy. “Oops,” you said sarcastically. Gwen laughed at Miguel for not being aware. You landed near Gwen and fist bumped. Hobie was flabbergasted that you guys were comfortable. You walked into the excavation site and locked the way in, just after Hobie slipped inside. “Dang it you just don’t leave…” You mutter to yourself. “I’m on ya like duck tape mate,” Hobie replied. “I’m on you like duck tape mate,” You mocked, holding a raptor skull. You noticed Miguel and Gwen about to toss a web at you, so you snatched up Hobie with your whip, shoving him in the webs instead. You were about to flip away when another person came. “Awww more back up, funny this person could actually keep up with your quick fighting, Miles,” Hobie said thankfully. “Hey uh, do me a favor, oi! UNWEB ME!” He yelled, attracting guards. All of the spiders fled, leaving Hobie struggling in the web, so you pulled him out of the web and left. “So, spidey, ya friends left, so you don’t think they’re ya real friends,” you chuckle, walking with him next to you. “Nuhunh cat woman - Agent Kara, wait so are you a cia agent. No that’s my code name on missions. Well ok “Kara” you don’t get to determine who my friends are. Just saying you stated. Well stop statin eh’. And where are you taking me anyways lad? To my place. Yah but on what street? Hobie asked intently.wouldn’t you like to know you said tapping his nose. Hobie slightly pouted which made you laugh . When you got back you finally un webed him. He popped his wrists so loud you could hear it from Austria. You jumped up in fear. Why was that so loud bro how long has it been since you popped your wrists ? Since the fight , he said it so calm it made you disgusted. So this is the place, you turned on grip mode on your suit and walked the wall to your room and opened the window yah pretty much. He climbed through the window right after you. It looks like mine. Mine is literally just neutral colors blue brown gray white navy. Unhhuh he said looking at you like he was in a trance. You got clothes from your closet it was a silk pajama crop top that was navy and silk booty shorts. You went into the bathroom ,showered,washed hair,did skin care and hair care and put on a face mask. You exited the bathroom to see Hobie staring at you on your bed excuse you. He snapped out of it, what uhm. His face went blank. You laughed at him getting in your bed . He didn’t get out he just scooted over so why do you steal ? Wouldn’t cha like to know. I would in fact. Well too bad. Waaaaait why ain’t you attacking me. I don’t ‘av anywhere to go .you don’t have a house or apartment. Well I was overdue for rent and… oh well you can stay one night then it’s bye bye.you’re not all bad are ya kitty and they say black cats are bad. Huh well maybe you just stumbled upon a burnt Ginga cat. You chucked sweetly.he took his boots socks jacket and jewelry. You got up and took off his mask slowly he didn’t mind he looked deep into you’re deeply colored eyes you broke eyes before he could think about even kissing you.he smiled at  you he was charming none the less his smile was sweet like sugar, you would kiss but you don’t want to hurt him if he ever finds out.you sat in the bed and invited him to sleep in the bed to. You both watched tv for hours laying on his chest while his arm was on your shoulder. You turned your light off and dark blue leds on. You got comfortable on his chest and slept.

[emilixthefox]

Hi.

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It had been a long night, well why wouldn't be with all the singing and dancing. Oh, it had been a long night especially when her eyes or the feeling of eyes meeting hers. Helena Adams could paint a picture of the things around her, with sound. So when she heard him Helena’s back felt a heavy and cold stare, but oddly she didn't feel scared. So she continued to sing and spin through the music. After getting off the stage she changed into her school uniform and headed back on the bus to the dorms.

 ‘Nothing good comes from gangsters or mafia and that stare was surely one of those or something like that.’ Helena signed all alone in the bus taking her to the dorms. Passing through ChinaTown and Eversleeping Town to get to her school. Helena began leaning down on the window of the bus, listening to the sound of buildings go by, people walking by.

 ‘The world just keeps going, never stopping in its steps. Too bad I can't see the colors of the world.’ what were colors anyway colors meant nothing to Helena, she was blind after all. Signing again she listens to see if they were coming up to the dorms of the school. ‘-_-’ nope still away from the dorms, leaning back and closing her eyes, 

“Please go faster, bus.” The whisper was so quiet even the driver couldn't hear it. If on cue they turn over by the dorms and stop. Sitting looking up, 'Thank you kind fate.' paying in her head, Helena jumped up from her seat taking her bag and cane with her. Speed walking to the bus doors, jumping out of the bus, and running to the dorms hoping not to be caught. 

Running over to the wall she crouched down hoping not to be seen by the headmistress cat. Breathing slowly, listening to see if the cat is coming. After waiting for a minute she heard nothing, ‘All clear, let us do this!’ Helena stood up ready to run to the dorms without being caught- “meow.” stumbling forward and spinning around behind Helena there was the cat. ‘Dang, that cat’ Helena already knew she was caught by the headmistress even if she wasn't her in person. The headmistress and her cat somehow had a bond that was like it should belong in a fairytale. So even if she ran to her room it wouldn't change anything. She signed putting her head down in shame in not hearing the cat get behind her.

“Helena Adams, running off to that theater to sing.” emerging from the darkness the headmistress holding her candle staff. Stopping in front of Helena frowning at her for her incompetence for sneaking out so she could sing and make money. “Miss Adams, what do you think would happen if your father found out what you’re doing, hm?” she continued to scold Helena for seven minutes, “well then I hope you learned your lesson. After all, your father wants you to become a 'miracle'.”  

Turning around motioning to come inside with her. ‘Why me…’ Helena’s thoughts and dreams of being an architect and songwriter shattered with the reality of having no word in her life. Walking with the Mistress back to her room she couldn’t stop thinking of what her father said to her when she was nine years old.

(‘Helena! How did you do that!” Father grabbed my shoulders yelling at me. Was I in trouble? I must have done something bad if Father is raising his voice at me. “Helena.'' Why is Father’s voice softer now? “mh, Father? Am I in trouble?” I kept my head down, I was scared, I’ve never been in trouble before. “No, you're not. But what you just did was a miracle in itself!” he hugged me. What? What did he mean? Pulling out of the hug to look at me, “Helena I’m going to make you the greatest miracle that has ever lived.” Huh, what did he mean? All I did was write. The greatest miracle, what is that?)

‘It means I don’t get to live my life how I want to.’ Helena signs as she walks to her dorm and opens her room door to a plain room. Well, it was plain to her. She can't see colors after all. Closing her door and walking to her closet to get her Pjs to change into. She pulls out a pink nightgown and white lace at the ends. After changing Helena walks over to her bed and pulls the covers over her after getting in bed. Unknown to her that her life would be in danger for the next year and a half.

…

The sound of footsteps could be heard approaching the school in the middle of the night. Fan Wujiu had followed the small singer back to where she lived. ‘How odd. She is a student at a school, but she is a singer.’ He wasn't sure what made him follow her, maybe it was about her song? No that wasn’t it. Could it be that the way she looked at him in the theater when she was singing? Or maybe the fact that she rarely opened her eyes? Yes, that was the reason. She never opened her eyes all but once, and that’s when their eyes met. 

Helena had caught Wujiu’s interest and when something had caught Wujiu’s interest he never let go. “AHAHAH!” Wujiu throws his head up laughing like crazy. His laughter rang through the sleeping town. But it didn’t wake anyone up, ‘I guess that’s why it’s called Eversleeping Town.’ Turning around and walking away but not without looking back at Helena’s window. “I’m sure we’ll see each other very soon, little doll.” Disappearing into the darkness of night, as the wind blows cold. With a smiling moon and hand of power holding the strings. 

Questions?

[bxtsence]

[ ☣ ] - “What? Oh, no, no, no! I don’t want to get in trouble or anything. And you’ve already helped me so much already.” Viridian waved her hands around nervously, as if she were being watched herself. “I mean— I guess I could think about it but are you sure?”

She looked at him hopefully. Like, yeah, insurance covered most of it but there were those months where she would get charged the full price. It might be helpful and he said it was risk free after all but…. But still.

...

At the restaurant, Viridian was trying to ignore the curious stares of onlookers. She knew she must look terrible right now. “Yeah…. I’ll—“ Viridian began to speak in her soft and tired voice, lifting a hand to wave Giorno goodbye before getting cut off by the abrupt noise of a car honking.

“EEP!” The sudden appearance of Giorno’s powerful stand make her nearly drop her new kitten, but she managed to keep it safe. Tense shoulders finally dropped down to relax when she realized that they seemed to be people that her companion-for-the-day knew.

Thank. Goodness.

“I promise!” She nodded earnestly at his request. Viridian knew that getting this kitten back home to the US miiiiight be a bit of a challenge, but she knew she might be able to convince Rowan. There was no way she’d give this new pet of hers up. “I’ll be in contact! I promise that too!”

Watching the car drive off, Viridian bit her lip and turned around to begin searching for Rowan. They had agreed to meet around here and it seemed like—

“There you are.”

“Aah! Rowan!”

She practically jumped two feet in the air at his sudden appearance. He had clearly been running all this time, judging from the way his ragged breathing had overtaken him and the stray leaves and vines that had covered his Victorian jacket and antlers.

“I’ve been trying to call you but you haven’t been answering.” He huffed, trying to catch his breath. Dang. It looked like the man really had been running all this time if his somewhat supernaturally charged body was getting winded. Viridian did feel bad, admittedly. “You look like a mess. Are you okay?! Just where on earth have you been— And WHY do you have a cat?!”

“Speak for yourself.” She huffed, holding the orange tabby defensively, “And stop asking so many questions at once! I’ll tell you in a bit! I just want to go get cleaned up and have something to eat because I am TIRED.”

...

Viridian had been curled up under her covers. She was understandably exhausted from all the stress and chaos (and from all the comfort food she ate afterwards). The kitten, who oddly smelled like cinnamon for some reason, was snuggling peacefully next to her head. When the door had a knock, it was Rowan who went to go and answer it. He was still on high alert and unable to sleep, and wouldn’t have made Viridian answer the door anyways after finding out that she had been apparently interacting with members of the mafia.

“…”

“What is it?” Her voice called out. Ah. She was still awake.

“A package for you… There’s no name, however...” Rowan held it up against the light, as if carefully examining it for any signs that it might be dangerous or having been tampered with.

“Oh…. I’ll take it.” Viridian held out her hand, and although he hesitated, Rowan silently handed her the box and watched her open it. A soft smile crept across Viridian’s lips once she got a good look at what it was.

‘Funny….’ She thought to herself. 'This whole thing began and ended with me losing my phone.'

Oh yes. He knew all about how exploitative many pharmaceutical companies were. This was one of the reasons why he was working to overhaul Passione's drug trade, instead of completely dismantling it. It could help a lot of people if he did this right.

"You know... if you're willing to trust me again, I could set you up with a dealer to get your medication for a far more reasonable price. Completely risk-free. To make up for getting you into this mess," he smiled, a brief spark of mischief in his eyes. "Just keep this between you and me."

He held out his hands to hold the kitten, then stiffened when she tackled him-

Wait. No. She was... hugging him?

Giorno gazed down at the woman, still uncomprehending. Then her words registered and his heart thumped hard with emotion. He shook slightly, lowering his head like he wanted to curl into the embrace, but all he did was ease one arm out to awkwardly pat her back, still carefully holding the kitten in his other hand, until she pulled away. He felt an odd mixture of relief and disappointment.

"No repayment needed. I'm really just happy to help. This is the reason why I've chosen this path to walk down on." That... probably made no sense whatsoever to someone who knew nothing about his dream, especially when he seemed to be working for an actual mafia, the complete opposite of good intentions, but Giorno was still a little out of sorts from that hug. He cleared his throat and handed the kitten back to her, then decided to try to fix his hair to compose himself again.

"Right. The restaurant. This way."

It didn't take too long for them to reach their destination. Giorno hadn't driven far before they'd crashed.

"This is where we part ways, I suppose. You'll be alright here? It was a pleasure meeting y-"

BEEEEEP!!

A loud horn cut through the air just then, followed by the revving of a car engine charging up behind him.

Giorno tensed and turned back sharply, Gold Experience appearing by his side in an instant, ready to fight again, then the car screeched to a halt by the curb next to him, and a familar voice reached his ears.

"OI, GIORNO!! You cagacazzo, where the hell have you been??" A young blond boy about Giorno's age was leaning out the side window of the driver's seat, yelling at him. Another boy, just a few years older, was in the backseat, his elbow propped up against the window with his cheek in his hand, looking a little bored.

Giorno let out a breath of relief and amusement and withdrew his Stand. Well, that took care of trying to track down Fugo and Mista. "Sorry. My phone was muted. I'll be there in a moment!" He glanced back at Viridian. "It's okay. They're my friends. I... should be going now. Take care of the il gattino for me. And you, you be a good micione, va bene?" he directed that last part at the kitten, crouching slightly to coo over him affectionately, stroking his tiny little head, then smiled and backed up towards the car, giving them both a little wave. "I will be in contact."

He slid into the front passenger seat next to Fugo, his expression rapidly falling serious again as he started to speak to him and Mista lowly, updating them on the situation. They drove off, leaving Viridian with the kitten in her arms.

☆~*•.°

There was one last surprise for her, later that evening.

A bellhop delivered a small, neatly wrapped box to Viridian's hotel room. Within it, should she decide to open it, was... her phone. Completely intact, with only light scuff marks to show for the fall it had taken. Somehow it had survived the chaos, and apparently someone had retrieved it for her. There was nothing else within it but a short note, in neat cursive handwriting:

You dropped this again. :)

It was not signed, but Viridian probably could guess who it was from.

[myunghology]

hi jian,i hope you're doing well these days♡´･ᴗ･`♡!i've seen your post reharding about your inbox being opened,so i'll give it a try!can i request a scaramouche/wanderer and albedo hc with their s/o,g/n reader,who turned into a cat and how would they react?👀iyw to add more,you can add some domestic stuff.Its okay of this request is too much,you can ignore it!

ʚ scaramouche and albedo with an s/o who turned into a cat, + domestic headcanons ɞ

— ✦ gender neutral reader, headcanons, pure fluff! [ a/n : I think I'm in my Sabrina carpenter phase ]

ʚ SCARAMOUCHE ɞ

didn't realize it was you when he visited. tried calling you and said "what's this cat doing here?" but then you don't reply. are you not there? he looks around the living room and sits beside you and pets you.

but in his pov, he was wondering why you weren't there. so he tries asking the cat (he's a lil silly okay) and then you try to convince him that the cat is you. obviously doesn't believe you

and then, you finally convinced him.

he's mad. but not that mad. who would do this to you? or did you do it yourself?

you totally did it yourself.

"are you stupid" - scaramouche

asks if you can turn back into a human. "meow meow meow raaaaaaaaa hiss hiss" translation = "IF I COULD I'D BE A HUMAN RIGHT NOW"

"dang okay"

tries buying cat toys to tease you. and you just sit there with a :// sick and tired of his bs.

bought more like stole something to make you turn back into a human. but of course, things don't always go that well.

you basically turn into a cat for the rest of your life, but you can turn back into a human anytime. and to be honest? it's not bad.

you have sat on this man's lap multiple times, human or not, he finds it comforting

STAWWPPP im literally thinking of scaramouche with a s/o who turns into a cat when they're flustered

you definitely sit on his shoulder when he's working in your cat form

ONLY. LET'S YOU EAT IN YOUR HUMAN FORM. HE ISN'T FEEDING YOU CAT FOOD.

I'm gonna tell you. Living with him is a nightmare. No it's not those type of aesthetic couples let's be fr... You two literally have fights every hour. Playfully of course

"scara what do you use for your eyeshadow?"

"my aunts ashes"

"scara smile for me"

*smiles*

"ugly"

"fuck you"

MALE WIFE SCARA OMG

definitely knows how to cook.

also, definitely late night walks / dates.

buying lots of random shit in 7/11 is considered a date. to him at least. or mall dates!

SOMETHING LIKE THIS

+ taking baths together... not sexually omg

washing each other's backs and hair :), you accidentally got soap in his eyes and he hissed so badly HAHAHAH

"OH SHIT SORRY"

"(#(#(#(! #? @) @? @?? #(#() 1#(#("

oh btw he definitely does skincare. forces you to do it with him.

random goofy ass selfies in the mirror wearing face masks with scara >>>>

ʚ ALBEDO ɞ

he was definitely the one who turned you into a cat let's be honest

he. he doesn't really have that much of a reaction.

but he tortures you 'trying' to find a cure and says 'it's hard' BUT IT ISN'T. HE JUST LIKES TEASING YOU AND LIKES SEEING YOU AS A CAT

doesn't turn you back until he's satisfied. sorry.

you knock down some of his materials to annoy him LMAO, acts like he doesn't care but inside he's like "dyk how much I spent on that"

your paws on top of his hair gripping on to it forcing him to turn you back into a human.

eventually, he did.

but he was missing one material,, and apparently you can't get it anymore.

insert incoherent cat noises

and finally, you did turn back.

you'll still turn into a cat from time to time though.

he sends you to places when you're in your cat form because he thinks it's probably faster to get materials that way.

i don't think he's wrong though..

living with albedo... eh..

he's rarely home. most of the time he's in the lab— that's acceptable.

and half of the time he's taking care of klee.

but he all makes up for it, he can't leave you hanging just like that of course.

it's good that he gets home early, you two spend the rest of the day painting together, or either just doing random things together. also— when klee is there, is definitely more fun.

baking with them, coloring, playing hide and seek, making random potions!

“albedo do you know how to make slime” — klee

you three tried making slime. it got stuck on klees hair LMAO

eventually got it out after an hour.

swore to never make slime again.

klee sees you as a sister figure, and that makes albedo really happy :)

she keeps clinging on to you, while albedo just stares in awe at you two smiling and tilting his head slightly.

at the end of the day, you three all take a rest together on the couch looking like a cute little family. actually people have actually mistaken you guys for a famil-

©myunhology — all works written are made by ©myunhology. DON'T steal / copy my works. if you do see someone stealing my works, please report them :).

[snaileer]

YJ/DP Crossover 5

The best way Phantom could explain it was it was like remembering a dream. When he thought of something, or saw something, he knew what it was but couldn’t remember why or how he knew it.

The memories and information was there but he didn’t know why he knew it.

“Y’know, come to think of it, you never actually mentioned how you found us, Phantom.”

“Err, that’s a bit of a funny story actually…” Phantom rubbed the back of his neck again, which Robin could not stop noticing. Phantom never had any tells. No nervous tics, no biting fingernails, nothing, so why did he have such a clear one now?

“Start from the beginning, Phantom.”

“I don’t remember every thing though and-“it’s alright, you’re our friend,” Aqualad set his hand on Phantoms shoulder, “Whatever you remember first, start with that and we shall go from there.”

“Yeah, well, I remember waking up in this sort of container. And I didn’t know where I was, what or even who I was. I just remember this ball of fear and anger and-and protectiveness that I felt in my chest. Which, looking back on it, was probably my core.” Phantom said offhandedly.

“Your core?”

“It’s kind of like a ghost heart. It’s like the very center of my being, I mean ghosts are just emotion right? ‘An echo of post-human consciousness’ is at least a little bit accurate.”

"But that's all you could feel?”

“Yeah, and I didn’t know why I was feeling everything I was and ghosts feel everything at 100%, it’s what keeps us ‘alive’ so to speak. So I had all these emotions, but nothing to make sense of them with. Everything was dark, it felt like I was choking on mud, and all that anger and fear just welled up inside me, till it exploded.” Aqualad looked at his hand puzzledly when it fell through Phantoms now near-translucent shoulder.

“When I finally saw light, I remember being so much bigger, so much stronger, but I couldn’t tell where my limits where, where me ended and the air began, I had no memories and barely any form. At least, until I saw a picture. I don’t know how I knew it was me, but I did, and everything snapped back into focus. The alarms blaring, the people yelling, the tightness and pain of something breaking around my neck… they’d collared me.”

Phantom’s eyes glowed green and the bar of the medical bed crunched under his hand, “I couldn’t keep myself tangible for more than a couple minutes, and really I think that’s what saved me. The whole building was in lockdown, but whatever I did- whatever they were doing to me, it blacked out their system. The collar, the computers, the ghost shield all of it. I didn’t know know what was happening or why I was there, so I ran. Or flew rather. My everything felt heavy but I just kept going, till I hit this big city, and I saw this group of kids leaving school. One of ‘em, he dumped ice down another kids shirt, and I didn’t know why. Until he turned around and pelted the other one in the face with a water balloon!” Phantom laughed as he said it.

“That’s why you were pranking us when you first met us? Cuz you saw some random kids get drenched by their own pranks?”

Phantom shrugged, “I mean, yeah, it was the first positive thing I remember seeing, and I laughed. I liked it, I started pranking people in the school too!” A massive smile broke out on his face, “it was so funny! I convinced them their school was haunted! I just got the idea from some scaredy cat nerd and then all it took was a couple lockers oozing ketchup and boom! Fake Haunted!”

“Wait, but if you’re a ghost and you’re the one doing it, doesn’t that mean it was actually haunted.”

Phantom froze for a second, looking like he was doing the math in his head. He frowned, “Dang it! That’s not nearly as funny! Eh, still hilarious watching the teachers bite into the frozen donuts.” He snickered.

“We’re getting off track here, Phantom,” Batman grumbled, “Why is all this happening now? What’s changed?”

“That ectoplasm I got hit with, from the Ectopus, it flushed my system. And now all the corrupted stuff is finally being worked out, which- nggh,”Phantom grimaced and clutched at his chest, “is incredibly painful.” He shook his hand aggressively, flinging the goo off of it.”

“What does this mean for-“

An alarm screeched through the air.

[Intruder Alert: Unauthorized portal activity and radiation signature detected]

At the start of the next loop, a large crash sounded and the alarm cut off, leaving the room bathed in red.

Robin glanced sharply at Phantom.

He put his hands up in surrender, “Why are you all looking at me? I have nothing to do with this!”

Robin looked away as Batman pulled up video footage of the main room, watching as a large glowing green dog stepped from a portal.

There was a nervous laugh behind him, “Okay, I might have had something to do with this.”

The team raised an eyebrow at him. “Hehe, funny thing that.”

The dog-and really could you call that massive creature a dog?- raised his snout in the air and sniffed before racing off towards…

“It’s coming to us!” The group whipped around to the entrance, an evacuation order on the tip of Batman’s tongue when the doors swished open to the drooling maw of a 10 foot radioactive Rottweiler.

Everyone froze.

The dog’s eyes zeroed on to Phantom with a glimmer. The deafening bark sparked the room into motion as it leaped forward.

“Phantom, run!”

“I got that part Aqualad!” Phantom shouted as he rose into the air and fled through a wall.

“Kid flash! Get Canary out of here and meet back up with Phantom! Try to figure out a way to stop this thing!”

“Ay ay Batman!” KF zoomed to Canary and then out of the room.

The dog tried to go after it, only to be pulled back by Superboy, “You’re not gettin’ anywhere near them, mutt!”

The dog leaned down to his face to growl at him, catching Superboy’s shoulder in his teeth.

Superboy shouted in.. pain? How?

The canine aggressively shook his head back and forth before finally releasing and throwing a dazed Superboy into the wall, covered head to toe in green ecto-saliva.

“Eugh, no thank you.” Artemis grimaced.

Aqualad lassoed his water around the snout, stopping it from going further, “Get away from my friends beast!” Electricity crackled through his weapon, injuring the dog enough that it reared back.

M’gann chose that very opportune moment to wake up with a groan, “What’s happ- Is that a puppy!?”

Artemis bolted over, grabbing her arm and running for the door, “Not the time, Princess we gotta go! Grab Superboy for me!” Artemis pulled them behind the dog as it was distracted by its other opponents, “Yeah, Aqualad and the bats have got this.”

Superboy came trailing after them, woken by M’gann’s mental nudge. They all ran down the hall, hoping it was the right direction. Maps didn’t really matter when you had a friend who could go through walls.

“Think Phantom knows how to solve this?”

“I don’t!” Said specter flickered into visibility next to them, eyes wide and frightened.

“I know I just woke up, but I didn’t feel anything negative from that dog-“

“Really?! The thing nearly pierced Superboy with it’s teeth!” Artemis gestured aggressively at the red marks visible through Connor’s torn shirt.

“I don’t think it was that close to-“

“I’m telling you, he doesn’t want to hurt us, he’s just looking for someone,”

“Maybe he’s looking for Phantom,” Wally piped in from where he’d shown up at their sides. He was holding a sandwich. At the pointed look he scarfed it down and shrugged, “You guys run slow. But it makes sense.”

“How in the world does any of this make sense, Kid mouth!?”

“Y’know, ghost,” Wally gestured at Phantom floating above him, “Ghost dog,” he jutted thin at the direction they’d come from, “Maybe it’s Phantom’s pet. Y’know man’s best friend and all that.”

“He does seem kinda familiar guys..”

“All of you are crazy,” Artemis looked at them and sighed, “But fine. Let’s do this. Operation Ghost Pet I guess.”

“Yes! Fist pump!”

———

Phantom stood nervously in the center of the lounge, ringing his hands, “Guys, I don’t know about this…”

“You’ll be fine, all the dog-whispering shows I’ve watched just say you have to stay in control. Be commanding. Show them you’re the alpha, not them.” Wally said with a careless wave of his hand.

“Still…”

A thumping echoed down the halls, as well as the sound of people running. Batman, Robin and Aqualad turn the corner, quickly followed by the canine in question.

“Too late now!“ Artemis shouted as she pulled Wally out of the way.

“Be the alpha, Phantom! Be. The. Alpha!”

The dog seemed to smell something new because it perked up from chasing their teammates, now running for the lounge room by choice. And at a much higher speed!

“Are we sure this is gonna work? I don’t even remember its name!”

“Better figure it out!” Wally shouted unhelpfully from the sideline.

“Uhh.. Rover? Ghosty! Bailey! Casper?!” Phantom took a shaky step back, the dog stayed barreling towards him. “It’s not working!!”

As it lunged for his face, Superboy jumped in with a punch, throwing it off course to the side, “I knew that wasn’t gonna work!” He growled.

As the dog got up again, Batman threw an expanding net at it, barely surprised when the dog phased right through it. It pinned Superboy under a paw, leaning in with its teeth bared ready to-

“CUJO! Stop!” Phantom yelled. The dog paused, looking up at Phantom with a head tilt. The dog-Cujo?-gave a questioning whine and Phantom’s eyes glinted briefly as he pointed at him, “Cujo…. Off!” the dog finally backed away from Superboy, “Now, sit!” The dogs face seemed to smile, plopping down and wagging his tail so much it dented the wall.

Phantom finally relaxed, rushing up to The dog and taking both its giant slobbery cheeks in his hands, “Who’s a good boy?! You’re a good boy! What a good boy you are!” Phantom jiggled his snout and nuzzled him, the dog happily licking his whole body, “Found me all the way out here! Yes you did! Yes you did! You such a good boy!”

“Uh Phantom, love the reunion, but can we have a little context please?”

Phantom turned to them with a surprised look on his face like he’d forgotten they were there, “Oh yeah. Hey team, meet my Ghost Dog, Cujo. Cujo, my team!” Phantom leaned on Cujo’s head and gestured a hand between them, Cujo barked happily.

“Ok,” Phantom smiled mischievously, “Now Cujo.. Shrink!”

Part 1: https://snaileer.tumblr.com/post/661211386227064832/yjdp-crossover

Part 6: https://snaileer.tumblr.com/post/672213332470693888/yjdp-crossover-6

[luimagines]

Hi! I have a request, but first i wanna say your writing is absolutely amazing! The length + amount of time you put into these prompts is insanely good. Now! Onto the request, how would the boys react to a reader from a more modern era? Maybe a more modernized hyrule or our current point in time?

Masterlist

Thank you so much for the compliment! I'm happy to see the response even if this blog is still relatively new.

I hope I do your prompt justice.

I probably could have done a headcanon list but I was hit with inspiration.

I also might have given Reader some backstory.

Scenario below the cut! It’s long, take caution.

It was a cool night, but you didn't mind. Your bed was warm, the WiFi was fast and even if it was three AM on a school night, you managed to keep yourself giggling with cat videos and blursed memes until the words and colors merged.

A night well spent.

But it led to questionable decisions.

Even if the shredded cheese in the fridge was beginning to seem a more and more enticing snack, your body was tempted to succumb to slumber.

Until a large purple light encompassed the entirety of your window.

Something was in your backyard.

Aliens. Your tired brain supplies and you sprint to the glass and push away the curtains. Is this it? Is this where I'm kidnapped and never seen or heard from again?

You pull out your phone and open up the camera.

"Pics or it didn't happen." You remind yourself and snap a few before showing your face.

What you see isn't what you're expecting. Instead of a flying saucer in the sky beaming down a laser or a weird pear shaped space craft on top of the grass, there's a single panel of glowing light, swirling with black accents that creeps in a circular motion.

"Cheese and crackers...." You gasp and begin to blatantly stare at it with no regard to whether something may be coming out of it.

You wait and nothing happens.

You wait some more and nothing happens.

You spend an hour watching this portal that has appeared out of nowhere, waiting for something to happen, willing for something to happen. But you get nothing.

The unknown stares right back at you, unblinking and unchanged.

Go through it. A voice tells you. What if there's something on the other side?

"I'm going to die." You gulp and take a deep breath.

Who else gets a chance like this? The voice talks again. This could be a grand step towards a more modern society. A whole new world could be on the other side, waiting, reaching out, calling to humanity!

You think you a see a shadow move behind the portal and out of sight but it’s gone before you can even process it.

"Should I call the police?" You step away from the window, ignoring the thoughts, the voice- you're too tired to know if it's your own any more. What's the plan? How does one go about something like this?

Where’s your sense of adventure? Pack a bag and go! What if it goes away?

That last thought seems to get through to your tired brain and for a reason beyond your understanding, it latches onto it.

Now you’re excited.

You run to the closet and take out your old backpack. It used to be for school but it was fancier since it was the only one you could get. The bag had a replaceable water bag with a plastic straw connected through the back of it and the straps have just worn down enough to where they’re actually comfortable. It doubled as a hiking backpack and came with its own insulated lunch box that clasped on the back of it.

It’ll finally serve its purpose.

You quickly roll up your favorite blanket and strap it in tightly beneath the lunch box. You’re quick to take out two extra outfits and pack them as well as change out of your pajamas.

Ok. What would you need? You don’t know where you’d be going so this has to a catch all kind of deal.

You pack away your swiss army knife first for good measure. A solar powered charger for your phone and an extra pair of socks follow suit even after you’ve picked out the extra clothes.

You take out the water bag and run to fill it all the way to max capacity as you think of any other necessities.

You’d need food. You have a small jar of peanut butter and granola bars that can fit in the lunch box. You can bring your extra water bottle and put in the side pockets of the backpack, and maybe bring some of those powered flavor packets your brother loves so much. You think he has lemonade and some green tea ones.

Those would be great. He won’t mind, hopefully.

You let the bag overfill momentarily before running back to shove it in your bag. with the lid screwed tight.

Next you run to the kitchen, grabbing the first things that you thought of already and begin to look around for more.

You grab an unopened pack of beef jerky, a bag of veggie sticks and a half eaten bag of dried mangos.

During your search you grab the water bottle and fill that too.

You return to your room with your bounty and begin to carefully put everything in the box. With some more deliberation, you run back to the kitchen and make yourself a quick sandwich, eat it, make another one and pack that as well.

You look out side the window and the portal is still there.

The sun is beginning to rise now so you’re trying to go as fast as you can, unless you want to neighbors to think something is going on.

Even if it is.

You’re about to leave but in a stroke of brilliance, you run to pack sunscreen and bug spray as well. You see a small first aid pack that was bought recently for when you would take your family vacation but you reason that it might one of the most important things you’d have if you got hurt.

Into the bag it goes.

You grab your hoodie before you leave the door, wrap it around your waist and pocket your phone, your headphones and your wallet.

You feel immediately under packed when you step outside and see the portal up close.

It’s weirdly triangle shaped, you think and step closer.

You reach your hand out and try to touch it. It feels as if you put your hand through a humidifier but it’s not wet. It’s misty and cold but not necessarily unpleasant.

An idea hits you right before you take your first step through.

You pull up one of the earlier photo’s you took and send it to your friend’s group chat. It showed up in my backyard. I decided to make a bad late night decision and I’m going through. If you never hear from me again, I want you all to fight over my electronics. Winner takes all. Godspeed.

And you step through.

You had first assumed that it would merely take you tot he other side but very quickly realize that you have to walk through it.

The first part still had a little light but with time, it got darker. So dark that you couldn’t even see your hand in front of your face.

You kept walking.

As fast as the light disappeared, it came back and you stepped into the light of an open field, right in front of one, two, three, four, nine males that had appeared to be traveling towards you or rather, towards the portal.

The portal disappears in the process.

“Oh so we didn’t have to go through it! We had to gain another member!” One of them yells. “Would have been nice to know before we packed everything up!”

“Ho boy, where am I?” You ask and tighten your grip on your backpack. Why didn’t I bring a weapon?

They all had long tunics and swords on their backs. Old fashioned leather boots and hand bracers were the norm in this group and you realized very quickly that your jeans and t-shirt had wildly missed the memo.

“Dang, I didn’t think I’d walk into a LARP group. Sorry about that.” You sheepishly smile. “I had no idea where the portal was going to take me. But if you would be so kind-”

“Wait, what’s LARP?” One of them speaks up. He was a dirty blond and somewhere in the middle of the group height wise. He wore a white cape like thing with blue designs on the back but you didn’t recognize the symbol.

“Live Action Role Play?” You tilt your head. “It’s why you’re all dressed like that? Right?”

“This is just our clothes.” What appears to be the youngest bounces up to you. “What are you wearing?”

“First I could grab in my closet.” You admit and look down on it. It’s one of your comfiest shirts and best looking pants. You’re a little proud of yourself for finding those in the dark.

“Weird.”

“We’re heroes. We’re all named Link.” Cape guy speaks up again. “Is it safe to assume that you’re in the same boat?”

“Heroes?” Your eyebrows furrow together. “I’m not a hero and my name’s not Link.”

You’re quick to tell them your name and you watch as the confusion covers their faces. “My brother’s name is Link though if that helps anything.”

“Oh we needed him!” The youngest groans and it instantly irks you.

“What would you need with a five year old?” You deadpan and cross your arms. 

The information stuns the group.

“The portal showed up in the middle of the night and I’m the one that went through it. I’m pretty sure I was the only awake to even see it. Are you telling me that it was for my little brother?” You’d be lying if you said that you weren’t a little pissed. “My baby brother was supposed to go through it? He was asleep! He’s five. What kind of logic is that?!”

“Well...” The biggest and oldest of them runs a hand over his face. You think he has some cool tattoos and sick scar going across his eye but he looks about as angry as you feel, so you don’t say anything. “It appears the gods truly do not care for the hero’s maturity, only his existence.”

“Ok...What’s with all this hero talk?” You bite back. “What did... Where am I?”

“Hyrule.” The second with cool face tattoos speaks up. He’s got a large fur pelt around his shoulders and you have to tighten your grip against your backpack again to keep from reaching out to touch it.

Even so you feel yourself deadpan even more. “Hyrule? Like the ancient empire? The one that collapsed more than two thousand years ago? That Hyrule?”

You’re inclined to not believe them and write all of them off as crazy... but you also walked through a portal. And your grandma did say that magic existed in the strangest forms.

They all share looks of concern and some begin to murmur quietly amongst themselves but you’re too far gone to even notice.

“Did I time travel?” The idea hits you like a bus and you feel your eyes widen as you stare beyond the group. You quickly take our your phone and unlock it.

No signal.

“Is that a type of Sheikah slate?” Someone asks you.

“I don’t know what that is.” You reply automatically. “Wait, hold on, what year is it?”

“Why don’t you tell us what year you’re from and we can start from there?” The darkest brunette of the group speaks up.

“202x PC” You say robotically, not really processing the world around you anymore.

“That’s...” The blond with a long blue scarf speaks up with a slight hiss. “...Beyond any of our timelines. You see, we all come from different worlds and eras of Hyrule’s history.”

“I don’t think you’re the farthest down anymore, Wild.”

“This would then make them my successor, right?”

“It would make their brother your successor.” Someone amends. “I think they just jumped in his place.”

“Leave my brother alone.” You snap back into the present, pocketing your [hone again. “Ok, you know what, screw it. I don’t know what you’d want my brother for but I’m here now. I’d gladly take his place if it means he gets to stay home!”

“Hey.” A boy with pink hair stalks up to you looking a little more serious than you’d like.

“Nice hair dude, way to defy the gender norms.” You smirk a little before genuinely grinning, hoping to quell the tension. “What product do you use? It looks like Artic Fox but not every place sells their brand.”

“...I have no idea what you’re talking about but what happened to Ganon in your world? How have you been handling it?” He snaps and places his hands on his hips.

“Ganon? Like my old principle? That’s a name I haven’t heard in forever.” You’re confused again. “Last I heard he joined the police force only to be reassigned out of state. I don’t know what’s happening with him. Kinda hope he gets fired though. He’s not a bad guy but he’s not someone you’d want in that kind of position of power, you know.”

“Police force?”

You blinked and look them all over. They look very medieval. “Oh... You don’t have that...”

You begin to think about your history lessons and what they might be familiar with if they’re telling the truth about being from Hyrule.

“Ya��ll got knights?”

Many, almost all of them nod, a few with face of despair already on them before you finish speaking.

“It’s kind of like that. Mixed with a towns guard position... kinda. They enforce laws... at least they’re supposed to but the whole system is flawed and racist and really needs to be dismantled for the abuse of power that they have-”

“Abuse? Of power?” You have their attention again.

“It’s stupid and it won’t really make any sense if I try to explain because I doubt you have anything similar but it’s basically a group of people given the right to treat the public in anyway they like for their own benefit because they have no one telling them that they can’t.” You groan and slowly begin to feel your lack of sleep catch up to you. 

You slowly reach to behind you and sit down on the dirt, looking at all of them. “Mr. Dragmire wasn’t like...Demise or anything but he was a huge jerk. No one liked him. He liked me though. I remember that. I was the envy of the whole school because I somehow got on his good side while everyone else wants to strangle him. I think he was transferred for some misdemeanor or something like that... like he might have been throwing hands with someone he wasn’t supposed to. I never heard all the details. I didn’t really care for it when it happened either. I’m pretty sure he lost that fight though. The dude looked like a blast of wind could have knocked him over let alone someone’s knuckle sandwich.”

“I would love to hear more about this.” The youngest sits next to you with a large grin on his face. His eyes are bright and his body language reminds you of your cousin Zelda. You instantly think they’d get along like a house on fire. “What are your monsters like?”

“Monsters?” You tilt your head. “Be a little more specific bud, it depends on where you’re from.”

“You have that many?!”

“It depends on if you believe they’re real or not.”

“Speaking of monsters, can you fight?” The shortest walks up to you. You like that his tunic is stitched up with multiple colors and designs. It gives it personality, you think. “Do you have a weapon you’re more comfortable with?”

The question throws you off your rhythm and you don’t fight your wince. “What would happen if I say that I do not, in fact, have any sort of weapon on me?”

“I wouldn’t believe you.” Pink guy speaks up again. “That pack is huge, there has to be something in there.”

“It’s food, water and extra clothes my guy.” You lean back against said backpack since it won’t let you lay down with it still on. “Not a lot of space for anything else. I’m pretty good at hand to hand combat though. Karate’s a good way to fight out stress.” 

“Your bag’s not magic?”

“Why the hell would it be magic? ...Are you trying to tell me magic actually exists?” You raise an eyebrow as your eyes begin to close against your will. “I know my grandma said it does but I thought she meant like fairies and shadow demons.. and bigfoot. Can’t forget him, he’s the real MVP... You know...Children’s bedtime stories and stuff like that, it’s not real. But like magic magic? Magic items and the like? Find me Tinkerbell and I’ll show you Neverland, that’s what I say.”

“Are you serious?”

“Second star to the right, straight on till morning.” You respond.

There’s a moment of silence as the group in front of you processes your words. It’s hard to tell their reaction since you’re not looking at them but you no longer have the energy to do anything else.

“Are you falling asleep right now?” It’s the one they called Wild.

“I...” You try to open your eyes. They don’t budge. “I haven’t slept in nearly 20 hours... I think. I might have past 24 hours a while ago actually. Portal showed up at like four in the morning... I had to get up at six and I didn’t sleep at all before then.”

More silence.

“Great another one.” Someone scoffs.

You snort.

“Why did we pack up camp again?”

“No one kill me.” You say right before you lose consciousness. “Please and thank you.”

“They’re doomed.”

“Have some faith Vet. They stepped in for their little brother. That has to mean something?”

“They’re in for a rude awakening, and that’s all I have to say about it.”

[skellebonez]

With the prompt list, how about someone seeing MK with Monkie King with number 15?

Picking prompts back up with a nice dose of Dad Wukong! I needed some fluff! This is set in *shrug* post-season 2 because despite us only having 2 episodes so far I’m going to pretend season 2 wraps up just enough to give us a hook for a possible 3rd season but everyone is doing ok. For now. I just want everyone in the show to be safe and happy dang it!

Oh god, you’re just like your dad.

"Where to next?" MK asked, looking around the shopping district in excitement. It had taken him so long to convince Sun Wukong to actually join him on a day of just hanging out, outside of a couple short trips to the Anti-Gravity Arcade, and he wanted to cram as much into the day as humanly possible. "Video game store? Cheese tea stall? The new bakery, th-!?"

"Whoa, Bud, slow down!" Wukong eased with a smile. "We have all day. We can go wherever."

"And you’re sure you’re doing good?" Despite the Monkey King's soft tone, MK couldn't help but practically vibrate in equal parts excitement and worry. "There aren't too many people or anything?"

His concerns weren't unwarranted. Sun Wukong had been nearly completely isolated for centuries, company kept only with the monkeys of his mountain home and the odd outing into the world outside. And, of course, online correspondence with his lawyer after a time. Typically he was transformed in some way, a butterfly or bird or cat or something easy to blend in, and though he had made a couple short stops in a human disguise in the past. A quick drink here, a bun or fruit cup there. Nothing that required more than a quick transaction, however.

Now he was in the city, Wàn Qiān Chéng, in that human disguise and staying around. In jeans and a t-shirt and jacket (that MK was genuinely shocked to know he owned, until he realized that they were all branded Monkey King merchandise... including his jeans). Surrounded by people and cars and all manner of things the Monkey King would typically avoid. Despite the gradual introduction to being out and about MK was trying to ease him into, he couldn't help but worry that it would be overwhelming.

"Like I told you before, I'm doing fine!" Wukong put a hand in MK's hair, ruffling it gently with a soft smile.The sudden contact was... well, not that unusual actually. Nor was it unwelcome. The Monkey King always seemed to be a tactile person after all. "But, uh, now that I think about it I am getting kind of hungry. There was a little food stall pretty close by that I’ve been to a few times..."

“Oh, yeah!” MK exclaimed in glee, any place that his mentor frequented (however rarely) must be somewhere nice and he absolutely wanted to experience that! “Lead the way!”

Wukong laughed at MK’s exuberant response, smile softening as he indeed lead the way. “It’s, uh... actually the only place I’ve gone to for food when I’m checking in on you. So don’t be surprised, they’re going to recognize me.”

Ah, that made sense in MK’s mind. Had this been a few weeks ago MK might have been surprised to know that he was being checked in on, Heck, if this was before the Lunar New Year festival he would called anyone who told him a liar. Sun Wukong was not protective of him and he always left MK on his own because he trusted him!

And that last statement was very correct. Wukong did trust MK, more than enough. He knew he could handle just about anything that he would have gotten thrown at him. But not protective was a lie. Maybe it was Macaque, or maybe it was the Spider Queen, but after a while something in his mentor changed. He went from being aloof but helpful to being nearly non-existent (and when MK learned exactly what he had actually been doing he was not happy) and then “I’m just checking in, Bud, my dude, my student who I am not at all protective of what are you talking about” upon his return from his “vacation”.

Wukong trusted his student to handle himself. But that didn’t mean he didn’t worry about him now that the full extent of the danger he had put him in was known. And while some parts of it had been frustrating at times (he had been way too eager to stay at the Noodle Shop at first for Pigsy’s liking) it was kind of nice to have him around in just a casual way. Like when they watched the fireworks.

But beside that point, they finally arrived at the food stall. It was a street vendor, the booth decked out in bright colors and rows of food on offer, mostly...

“Baozi, should have known,” MK chuckled. The Monkey King didn’t make a lot of food at his home, but he made more than enough. Baozi was one of his favorites. “Well, they have got to be good if you keep coming back!”

“They’re not the only reason!” Wukong replied as they stepped up, the lady vendor doing a double take before smiling wide at him. “Hey!”

“Mr. Cheung!” She smiled wide, turning her full attention to the customers. “Well isn’t this a pleasant surprise, you’re a day early! Would you like your usual vegetarian order again?”

“Yes, please!” Wukong’s smile was wide, and if his tail had not been wrapped around his waist MK was certain it would have been swishing wildly. He’d clearly gained some kind of rapport with the vendor of this stall if they were on a “human disguise name” basis. “And, uh, something for my bud here too. Doesn’t have to be vegetarian for him though.”

“I’ll take whatever you think is tasty!” MK stated excitedly, nearly bouncing on his heels in the spot.

"Oh god, you’re just like your dad," the vendor laughed out with a smile as she turned away from them, and Wukong froze beside MK in response.

MK froze in response.

The Monkie Kid was almost certain he had never seen his mentor go this still. Ever.

" Oh no, he's n-"

"He is, huh!? Peach doesn't fall far from the tree!" Wukong laughed almost giddily and almost excessively loud, suddenly wrapping an arm around MK's shoulder and reaching around with his other arm to ruffle his hair once again. “He’s kind of embarrassed anytime someone points that out.”

MK could hear the vendor chuckling and responding with something else, but he couldn’t really understand it as he mulled over what Sun Wukong had just said.

“He is, huh!?”

He didn’t deny the vendor’s assumption at all. He just... went with it. Sun Wukong... just went with someone assuming MK was his son...

He barely paid attention when they were handed their food, the vendor insisting that since he was such a loyal customer that it was free of charge for finally introducing his son to her. Wukong did not deny it again, making pleasant conversation for a short while before they headed off. Wukong’s free hand was firm on his back as he led him away.

“Bud?” Wukong said once they were out of earshot, his tone oddly soft and uncertain for someone of his status. “That uh... I mean... you see... I wasn’t expecting her to just...”

“Have you been bragging about me like I’m your kid to a street vendor every time to check up on me?” MK asked softly, unable to keep the hopeful tone out of his voice.

“... maybe?”

“... you adopted me and you didn’t tell me?” MK asked with half joking offense in his tone, pointing his baozi at his mentor. He couldn’t keep the smile off his face as he said it.

And it seemed that somehow the combination of the way he said that and his exuberant expression drove the Monkey King into a fit of laughter that drew the attention of many passersby.

(The baozi were, as expected of a place that Sun Wukong would frequent, some of the best that MK had ever tasted in his life. Though, perhaps, they were made all the tastier knowing that he was eating them with someone who he had long secretly considered a father figure to him who had seemingly adopted him without meaning to.)

[lovelysugawara]

Haikyuu Boys playing Adorable home with you

A/N: HQ boys playing/trying to play Adorable Home with you. haha I know, I'm late. Enjoy. ^^ Pairings: Suna, Atsumu, Kenma, Kuroo, Akaashi, Sakusa x Reader

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Suna -he’s so lazy while playing it at first, you let him try it because he shows a little interest in the game. -until he didn’t give your phone back. -”hey, download your own game,” you struggle to get it back while the two of you are in bed that afternoon. -”what’s the point if i can play yours, plus i play it well.” you looked at your phone and saw 8 cats now. “8 cats now? How did you do that?” -you tried to get the phone until you fell and hug him and now he’s underneath yours. -suna then puts down the phone somewhere and now focuses on you. He then hugs you, “i didn’t know this game was so fun.” and you’re already flustered. -”now. Spoil your real “husband” here. hmm” you know he’s already talking about something else. XD

-

Atsumu

-it’s so cute, looking at this guy all focused on his phone after dinner. -you can’t help but giggle after you saw your name as the wife in his game, Adorable Home. -”yah think i can get lots of love if I put the most expensive bento box for you?” he said. -you can’t help but laugh at his comment, because he directly means you, as the wife on the said game. -”i guess so, tsumu.” you still answer him. -”okay, done with the bento, and I even groomed the cats, plus they are asleep.” Atsumu stands up, puts down his phone, and stretches a little. -he walks towards you, with a smirk on his face. You are still eating your dinner and he stands behind you, and he then hugs you from behind. -”you done playing?” you teased him. -”hmmn,” you felt him nodded as he put his head on the crook of your neck. -”should we head to the bedroom too?” you choked. -”tsumu!” and he can’t help but laugh at how flustered you are.

-

Kenma

-your boyfriend is still on his stream and you’re just waiting for him to finish at the couch while playing adorable home. -you were in the middle of tapping those cat nails when kenma suddenly sits beside you. -”ugh, my head hurts. What are you playing?” he snatched your phone away and slid to lay on your lap. -”it’s Adorable Home, have you played it?” you asked, knowing he’s updated to any kind of game. -”no, i haven’t tried. And there’s a lot of cats here.” he noted as he looked around the “house”. -”Isn’t cute?” you asked him. “Hmn,” he said, still exploring the game. “The cats are very demanding,” you laugh at his comment. -you felt him stop all of a sudden, “you got a husband here?” he asked. “Yeah?” you answered him in question. -he then gives your phone back and turns to the other side where you can’t see his face, “i’m jealous,” it’s so inaudible, and thanks to your oversensitive hearing you can decipher what he said. -you automatically quit your game and put away your phone. “H-hey, i put away the phone, you can’t be jealous about games.” -he looked back at you, with a teasing smile. “Gotcha!” he suddenly pulled you into a sweet sweet kiss.

-

Kuroo

-you can clearly see kuroo’s nose scrunched up, upset at playing the game adorable home. -”you seem struggling, tetsu.” you sit beside him and he just laughs. -”this cat here has an attitude. She doesn’t want me to cut those nails.” kuroo keeps on slashing his phone to cut the nails of the cat, but fails. -”dang it, i played this game because you told me i can relax. But it makes me frustrated.” you laugh as he gives his phone to you. -you then continue playing it and play it effortlessly. You didn’t even get a “scratch” from the cat. -”wow, you’re like a pro-gamer, how did you do that,” he said. -”kenma told me the tricks. So I can ace it.” you wink at him. -”uh-huh, but you know, i just realized that there’s a lot of you in that game.” kuroo seductively talks near your ear. -”lots.. Of.. me?” you suddenly felt goosebumps as you felt kuroo’s hands on your waist. -”i mean, kitten. Lots of you, but you are the cutest kitten i ever saw.” he said as he kissed your neck. -”should i quit the game?” you teasingly asked kuroo. -he smiled devilishly, “yeah, i think. Let’s play in the bedroom.” -you both laugh as he suddenly carries you at his shoulder.

-

Akaashi

-akaashi is is watching you playing adorable home once afternoon sunday. -”why is the husband always away? i mean does he have a day off?” he commented and that caused you laughing. -”babe it’s just a game, he’s programmed to be like that.” you explained to him as you try to “pet” the cat. -”and why does he need to cook an expensive bento box for her to get more love? It doesn’t make sense.” another laugher comes out from you. -”babe, you can’t be serious thinking about that now?” you can’t help but laugh another one when you see his bothered look. -”keiji, you don’t seem to enjoy watching me play this one.” you noted, as you quit your game and put the phone away. -”i don’t know, i’m probably bothered about the husband there.” he said while thinking more about the said husband on the game. -you giggled. “Let me tell you a secret.” he then comes a little closer to you and you whisper, “The husband’s name is Keiji.” he then looked at you. Blushing. (omg keijiiii) -you can’t help but laugh at his reaction. He’s so cute, feeling shy in front of his own wife. -”at least you don’t have to cook an expensive bento for me to show my love to you.” you felt his hands hug you, and his lips kissing you. XD

-

Sakusa

-of all people, you can’t imagine him being so serious about playing adorable home with you. -it’s been hours since you also download it on his phone after he takes interest in seeing you all focus on the said game. -”Why the fck i can’t cut these damn nails? Fck off, elizabeth!!” you can hear him say in an annoying tone, and you just can’t hide your amusement. -you can see his eyes frown while struggling. Tapping the screen too much for its own good. -”give me that,” you sit on his lap and he gives up on playing, really frustrated. -”you gotta calm down, and tap the nails on the tip,” you explain to him calmly. -he’s now watching you play it, and easily cut the nails of all the cats. You looked at him, and smirked, “that’s how you do it, omi-kun.” you smile at him. -you felt both his arms hug you as he rested his head on your shoulder. “You’re good at this kind of game,” he noted. -”i’ll teach you more later,” and you’re shocked after he suddenly kisses you on the lips.

[mo2k]

Imagine…you meeting the pillars for the first time💕. (pt.9)

No.9 : Tokitou Muichiro

Pairing : Muichiro x <fem> reader

Warnings : None, just fluffed <3

Note- Hello lovelies!I hope ya’ll like this,Mui-kun is just so cute! >///<

Synopsis : Ok,this can go 2 ways…

1.If you’re a pillar…

>This is the first day of your work as a pillar,Oyakata-sama had held a meeting with all the other pillars to introduce you.But there was one pillar that has caught your attention the most…and that is ‘Tokitou Muichiro’ or the mist pillar.Something…something in him make you want to know him more or…perhaps…even befriend him…

2.If you’re a normal demon slayer/citizen/medic and etc.

>You two would be strangers. (At first!,At first!Just you wait…👀) Maybe you’ve walked past him once or twice,but you never get the chance to talk to him-but the same feeling (from above-if you’re a pillar) was still there…

Now,let’s get to the story-whatever you are!

You’re strolling around an open field near the demon slayer headquarters,trying to relax yourself from all the stresses you’ve got from works…

Your mind was blanked as you stared at the sky absent-mindedly while dragging your legs boringly…that was until you had caught something at the corner of your eyes.You quickly shot your head towards that direction you think you saw something and-oh…look what you found💓…

It was the mist pillar…lying under the tree to hide from the hot sun that can burn deep into your skin if you stay out for too long.He’s also-staring at the sky absent-mindedly,exactly what you’ve just done earlier.

You blinked at him,curious to why would the mist pillar would be here.You tilted you head to the side slightly,trying hard-to figure out why would he be here…if he didn’t cut you off your thoughts first…

Muichiro : “…What are you doing?” He speak,not that loud but just enough for you to hear.But-well,he didn’t even take a glance at you when he speak…making you even more curious about him…

But then…that’s when you realized…oh boy…he’d just caught you staring…you were too distracted to noticed what you’ve done…

(Y/n) : “Oh!I-uh…um…” You stammered over your own words,an uneasy feeling sat in your stomach.You are-no doubt,super embarrassed since you’ve just stared,at the stranger-who you haven’t even speak a word with…You starting to look away-trying to find some good excuses that maybe-could help you out of this situation…

Muichiro : He closed his eyes and then sighed, “Stop.I don’t mind it…you can go.But just…don’t stared at the strangers with no permissions,ok?”. His tone was not cold nor arrogant-just a normal tone.But dang-his words sometimes…could be as sharp as a knife…

Whatever-this just make you even more embarrassed that your cheeks staring to get hot.You bit your lip before apologize him, “I understand…and I’m so sorry…” You bowed slightly.He just nodded and raised his hand to wave as a gesture for you to go away already.But will you really?Hm…I don’t know? (😂)

You blinked several times at his gesture-he will just let you like this?So easily?Really?Can that be called as a little rude? (But girl-I think you forgot that you two were still strangers =<=)

Well-you just stand there for a moment.Trying to muster up your confidence-and without a word…you slowly walk towards him…He didn’t move,didn’t even open his eyes to see what was coming…but you knew that he can sense something’s coming…

At last,when you are here-standing in front of him…and peering intently in to his face…that’s when he finally open his eyes…

Muichiro : “What?” This time his tone got a bit annoyed,but his face still wore that emotionless expression…

(Y/n) : You took a deep breath-before asking, “What are you doing?”.

There was a stunned silence between you two for a moment….It was a stupid question and you know that…but you still couldn’t help yourself as you peered into his blue orbs in anticipation,trying to guess what he was thinking at the moment…He still shows no emotion but you can tell from his slightly widen eyes that he was surprised and taken aback by your question…

Muichiro : “What?” He raised his eyebrow. “What are you doing?” You ask again, “Why do you want to know?” He question back-narrowing his eyes threateningly…but you thought it was cute… (lol🤣)

(Y/n) : “Just wondering…” You chuckled a bit,didn’t even realized that your lips have curled up into a small smile. “Just go way” he clicked his tongue. And you rolled your eyes playfully,you crouched down to his level- “Can I joined you then?Whatever you’re doing” . “You won’t listen anything,will you?” He growled. “I don’t know~” you winked down at him,a mischievous smile plastering your face.

Muichiro : He sighed again, “Do whatever you pleased…” He said finally,turn his body to his side-facing away from you. “Yay!” You cheered,and you swore you can hear him snickered to himself.

(Y/n) : “Did you just snicker?Oh man~I don’t know you can do that~” you teased him as you let yourself plopped down to the fresh green grass. “No” he answered,and you giggled.

You’re now fully lay down on the grass,looking at the blue sky dotted with clusters of clouds.You grinned widely before pointing your index finger at one bunch of fluffy clouds that look like mash mellow. “Can you see that Muichiro-kun?” He turned to lying on his back again,and take a look of the clouds…and then at you…

“It looks like a dragon,don’t you think?” You shifted you gaze to him too,just in time to see that he was also looking at you…You blinked at him, “What’s wrong?” You asked after a moment,a little nervous. “How do you know my name?” His eyes are a bit wide,and you’ve just relaized that you’ve been holding your breath…but after you hear his question…you started laughing…

(Y/n) : “Ah-hahahaha!How do I know your name!?Well,it’s just so obvious-hahaha!You’re the mist pillar remember?” You have to cover your mouth with your hand to calm yourself down-bit it’s just so funny!You can’t help it…

Muichiro : He just lay there,still dumbfounded and confused….how can someone remember his name even when they haven’t even talk?Now he’s confused,really confused,he can never remember something for more than 5 minutes…so,how did you just know his name exactly???

“I…don’t…um…quite understand what you’re talking about…” It take a while for him to open his mouth to talk again…and you just laugh even harder…

Oh~He start to get angry~ “Hey!Stop laughing!What’s so funny!?” He raised his voice, “I-haha!oops-I-I’m sorry-haha!I-just can’t help it-hahaha!” You managed to choke your words out-but that doesn’t make him feel any better.

Muichiro : “Whatever!I don’t care about you anymore!” He huffed,too embarrassed and angry to speak…When you’re starting to calm down, “Ok,ok,I’m sorry!” You told him,but still smiling-he was so adorable looking like this. OwO

He made a ‘tch’ sound and turn his head away-and you rolled your eyes, “Fine!Alright,I’m sorry-Really Sorry.It’s my fault-please forgive me!How about this?Let’s go eat some food or sweets,my treat!What do you think?”

He quickly turned to you,his hands finding yours fast.He gripped your hands together tightly around his while saying “Really!?” excitedly. He has shifted closer to you,too close! 0///0 Your nose almost touched-Ahhhhhhh-.And you slowly nodded,blushing hard,his face immediately lit up (like an adorable child🥺)-this was the first time you got to see him grinned widely,his face tinted a bit pink from excitement. “Oh,ok!You’re forgiven!” He hugged you tightly-and you froze…

(Y/n) : You feel hot spark through your body,the feeling of him hugging you-his warmth that radiate from his small frame,his breathing on your neck,and his cute face that just mushed to your shoulder-Arhhhhhhh,this is too much,TOO MUCH!Muichiro-kun!Get away!Get away!Quick!Our dear (y/n) is almost fainted!Fscbnkfsxzcht-!!!! @////@

Then he realized that he might have just hud you a bit too tight-he loosen his arms,while look up to you worriedly… “Did I hurt you?” He ask quietly…. (Such an adorable child-ahhhhhhhh /////)

(Y/n) : You quickly shook your head- “Oh no no!You didn’t hurt me at all!” You hug him again-trying to hide your red embarrassed face…He hugged you back,relieved.

“Now,okay…what do you see in those clouds?” You pulled away from the hug,pointed to one group of clouds again-trying to change the subject,he quickly look to that direction- “Where?” Then he see a bunch of clouds,cling together in a shape like cat… “I see cats…” he said, “Really?I think I see (something of your choice)…’Cause-Oh!What about those!?” You said cheerily,smile a little to yourself…

What you didn’t know was…he take a look at you again-this time chuckle a bit and smile back,thinking of how beautiful and pretty you look when you smile…Then he paused… ‘Wait…what am I thinking?’ He started to blush…. “Hey…um…what’s your name by the way?” He asks shyly…

(Y/n) : You turn your head to look at him,before blinked and pointed to yourself- “Me?” You question for confirmation…and he nodded “Yes,you…What’s your name?”

You smile, “(l/n) (y/n),nice to meet you tokitou-san” You pull your hand out, “So am I…” he answered,also smile back.

“Tell me about yourself more”,he said. “Huh?But it’s quite long,you sure you wanna listen?” You said back. “I’m sure…” he respond. “Well then,fine!…But only on one condition…”. “What is it then?” He demanded. You grinned playfully, “You must tell yours too!”. He snorted, “Only that?”. “Yes!” You persist. “Alright,alright…I’ll tell you everything-if I can remember them or they aren’t nothing too personal…” He trailed off… “Then how about we talked about clouds too!?Like you tell me what you see and I’ll also mine!Sounds fun!” You suggest. “Sure,why not?” He shrugged, “Ah ha!” You laughed,and he bit back his smile…

Anyway-you guys just talked on and on and on (getting to know each other more and many more things else-ooh~✨) until you both starting to get hungry so you guys go to the town to find something to eat (Your treat as promised lmao😂).You have so much fun together and so does he too!You two end up,running around like children while also hold each other’s hand tightly…

You two don’t want this day to end…but alas,everything must come to an end…The sun was starting to disappear,the once blue sky has turned into a pink-red.It’s time for you to say goodbye… “Hey,Muichiro-kun…” You called out, “Hm?” was all he answered… “Looks like it’s time for me to go…” you replied…And his face fell almost immediately… “Already?” He ask,gripping your hands tighter-he was,um…actually pouting as if he doesn’t want you to go…He looks like he wanted to cry,omg- 0///0

You looked at him sadly… “Yes…but don’t worry,I can come to play with you tomorrow!” You tried to light up the mood, “Really?” He asked excitedly. “Of course!” You laughed, “Then…I’ll see you tomorrow,at the same spot we meet today,ok?” He quickly nodded.You let go of his hand-while saying “Goodbye then!See ya!” You told him before you turned your heels and starting to run back to your home-“Wait” he cried from behind,and you twisted your neck to look at him.

“Goodbye to you too (y-y/n)!” He stuttered,and you both gasped at the same time.He covered his mouth with one of his hand,stunned,shocked or surprised he doesn’t know-but all he know was…He can remember your name after all this time that has passed… “M-Muichiro-kun…” you started slowly… “You did it!You finally did it!You can remember my name!I always know you can!” You cheered excitedly while laughing joyfully, “Yes!Ah haha!I can do it!” He began to laugh too,and after some moments and you two can finally calm yourself…You waved your hand, “Goodnight to you then” you state finally… “Goodnight too…” he waved back….

You two shared one last grinned at each other,before you turned and go onto your way again…Leaving him looking down while a happy smile plastering on his face… ‘I’ll always remember you (y/n)…’ Was his last thought as he also took off back to his estate…

To Muichiro,this is something very special…He used to feel a bit lonely before…But now he doesn’t anymore,‘cause he’s got you right by his side anywhere and anytime he needs you or you needs him… In other words… “He’s not alone anymore”….

Ahhhhh,we’ve finally come to the last part of “Imagine…you meeting the pillars for the first time💕!” The next one’s “Imagine…you meeting the kamaboko squad for the first time!” as my dear @yui-san0 has requested!♥️I love you so much my dear,pls take care of yourself love!🥺💖💞

Lastly,I wanted to say “Thank You So Much!” out loud for everyone here.I know that I did bad in the last part but I’ll try to get better I promise!❣️I love you guys so so much,pls have a great day/night,take care and don’t overwork yourself!🥰💖💝

The arts are not mine!Credits to the artist!🌟❣️

-With love,BamBam🦢🌙