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who are your favorite states outside of the main 6/very popular ones?

OOOO FUN QUESTION

Besides the popular ones (Texas, Louisiana, New York)

I also love:

Minnesota. No I don’t have daddy issues. Yes I would want him to be my father. He’s such a silly guy. The silliest even.

Montana, he’s just such a vibe honestly. And maybe just a lil crazy ngl.

Wyoming, again, just a whole vibe going on there. He wants to fuck off into the wilderness with his wife (Montana) and not have to deal with the responsibilities of being alive

Alaska, for pretty much the same reasons as Wyoming and Montana. He just wants to be a goofy little guy that wants to be alone in the woods with his partner(s), is that too much to ask? ☹️😞

Also I feel like we don’t talk about Greg enough. I know he’s only shown up like- 3-4 times in the whole series but we as a fandom don’t talk about him enough. Like how the fuck did he end up at the statehouse. working for the United States of America.

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*consumes* :3

RIBBUN ANGST :3

inspired off of @cosmic-nia and their interpretation of (toxic) ribbun, this was a lot of fun to draw :3 i love their way of drawing brainwashed jax, but I just made him really tired LOLOL. it’s really fun to play around with their dynamic especially when gangle has the power over him for once. anyway thats all my yapping done with

also guys my commissions are open 🙏🏻🙏🏻 you can get a super sigma piece of art JUST LIKE THIS !!!!!!

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yes, but the question is "when would he use it" LMAO

so wttt ny needs this right

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poor New Jersey got locked in Algebra Prison (my math notes)

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Did a near-fullbody sketch of New York! I'm super proud of this since this is the first time I've drawn in almost a month (I think-) :3

Feel free to send asks for art, headcanons, etc... :D

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do you have any headcanons about the dynamic between new york and florida? 👀

YES I DO :D

So like. I wouldnt call them friends, but they aren't necessarily enemies either?- so frenemies I guess

For some reason I think they'd bond over being sunbathers (New York = cat, Florida = Alligator).

New York definitely makes fun of Florida for being older than him.

New York: "Yeah yeah whatever old man."

Florida: "Hey! We're both old! That's not fair!"

New York: "Yeahhhh but at the end of day, who can bend over and touch their toes without throwin' out their back?"

Florida: "...Die-"

Usually being around Florida means being around Louisiana, and I do personally think that they'd all get along fairly well (Loui's friendliness scared the fuck out of New York.)

Oh my God these two motherfuckers are NOT ALLOWED in the kitchen together. Not because they're bad cooks, both Florida and New York are pretty good cooks, but they make the most monstrous, only-edible-if-youre-willing-to-take-some-risks, creations known to man.

Ngl these two would make AMAZING pillow forts and pillow nests.

Florida is constantly playing with New York's hair somehow. He just loves how soft it is. New York just puts up with it for some reason (the reason being, he loves it).

Florida, coming up to New York at a meeting: *grabs a hair tie out of nowhere and begins playing around with York's hair*

Cali: *confused glances at New York*

New York: "Don't say a word. Let it happen."

Florida is the one who introduced New York to fidget/stim toys (after Cali had introduced them to Florida) and now carries them around in case him, Loui, or New York needs one

Now as for how they contrast sometimes-

New York LOVES rock music, punk rock, metal, etc...meanwhile Florida, oddly enough, hates it and much prefers calmer and more upbeat happy music (he loves classical but don't tell him I told you that). Fighting over the aux cord in the car is always a thing.

Florida makes pineapple pizza just to piss York off

Sorry Loui somehow managed to sneak in there 😔👍

But yeah here's the headcanons :3

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OH MY GOD HE'S SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Loui rhe snowman cause y’all be getting snow rn and he’s having a blast

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Louisiana’s state fruit is the strawberry, and that being said—

This bitch has CHRONIC, PRIMAL, HATRED for artificial strawberry flavored things. He loves eating normal, fresh, strawberries

BUT

If you give him something artificial strawberry flavored (like a lollipop or smth) he will NOT talk to you for the rest of the day. He’ll move everything in your room 1 centimeter to the left and hide lemons in your curtain poles. He’s a menace but we love him.

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Got any headcanons for a Pennsylvania and Texas ship? Especially during football season, winter and summer...

Tbh I’ve never really thought of PennTex (Lone Keystone? Texsylvania?) being a ship, but there’s a first time for everything!

That being said!- (CW: proceed with caution, cuz they’re horny depressed old men)

oh my god. these two are INSUFFERABLE. They are literally making out every five minutes. Usually Penn instigating it.

I feel like their relationship probably started on them having drunk "say gex" after heated football games and that just happened to keep on happening and then that eventually turned to them hanging out more, which then went to them catching feelings, and so on and so forth…

I kid you not, Pennsylvania only learned what being gentle (aka, not being so Pennsylvania) was because he started dating Texas and very quickly learned that his type of aggression, even just his form playful aggression scared Texas A LOT.

^Note: Texas is fine with playful aggression (like play-fighting) as long as it doesn’t go too far.

And with that (above) being said, Pennsylvania kinda finds a genuinely pissed off Texas to be REALLY hot. Scary, but hot. Observe:

Texas, to someone that GENUINELY made him mad: *insert extremely graphic threat of murder and violence*

Mass, fearing for his and others’ lives: "Jesus….Ya gonna get im’?

Mass: "…Penn? EARTH TO PENNSYLVANIA."

Penn: "*looking like a lovestruck gay mess* huh?"

They are both buff boyfriends. Penn is a gym rat, and Texas has his giant farm that he works at, as well as an animal sanctuary.

Whenever Pennsylvania is upset he’ll just teleport to the meeting room, throw Texas over his shoulder, flip everyone off, and leave. And then they have angry cuddles.

As for winter/summer stuff….

Texas spends a lot of time in his own state, so that’s usually where Penn will find himself. Unfortunately he is completely unprepared for Texas Summer. He spends most of his time indoors, and when he isn’t indoors, he’s walking next to Texas in the fields and complaining about how hot it is.

Texas: "Penn. It’s only 90 degrees out today. Yer fine darling."

Penn: "*writhing on the ground in agony* IM BURNING ALIVE HALF OF WHAT I OWN GOES TO YOU, THE REST GOES TO PRINCESS (his pitbull :3) AND DONT YOU DARE LET NEW YORK OR EAST PHILLY NEAR MY BODY"

It’s about the same when it comes to Texas with Pennsylvania’s winter, except Texas isn’t as dramatic

^he literally stays glued to Penn 24/7, coiled around him like a snake, and Penn just walks around like that. If asked about the Texas-shaped scarf wrapped around him, Penn just says "He’s cold. Got a problem??? Wanna fight????"

Pennsylvania definitely has a gardening hobby and Texas is one of the only people that knows, and Texas sometimes lets Pennsylvania help with the farm.

Texas has made a rule that Pennsylvania is not allowed within five feet of the kitchen. Scrapple will never disgrace his kitchen again.

Pennsylvania is definitely an ass man. I don’t make the rules. Texas learned this pretty quickly.

Pennsylvania loves watching Texas workout and train (calisthenics mostly) but not just because he thinks it’s hot, but because he doesn’t understand how someone can be that fucking graceful and pretty (had to stick the pretty boy Texas propaganda in here somewhere)

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more random photos that remind me of the states pt.2

These are pretty fun ngl I might post more tomorrow :)

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WE ARE SO- …back? Are- are we back? Have we been freed from detention yet?

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Random photos that remind me of the states pt.1

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HOLY SHIT THEY WEREN'T BLUFFING THIS TIME?????

Say sike holy fuck I'm gonna cry... This just became real NOOOOO

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NEW EPISODE IS OUT TIME TO POST SCREENSHOTS

Okay first of all. Hello sir. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hallo. Hola. Bonjour. (AAJSHCJCNCJDJVHCNCJDJFIDNVIDNFJJD9DSUAHSGDUSHCJDUVNDVU)

Great question New York, what bullets? :D

Also another great question. Do I have answers for this great question? Nope. Wish I did though.

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babe I need to know for science. assign TADC characters to wttt characters. please. I beg.

sincerely your boyfriend who likes to be on anon

:)

Okay so i think it'd be pretty obvious that Caine would be Gov, that's definitely a given. But not just in the way that they're both really powerful in a ruler type of way, but also in the way that they both think that their only reason for existing is because some god forsaken higher power put them there for the purpose of being a higher power to the others.

For Louisiana I feel like both Kinger or Pomni could work here. Paranoid bitch that had some dark stuff go on in the past and has some shit going on even now? But is always friendly and there for others? Yeah.

I'm also torn between having Jax or Bubble as Florida. I mean. They're all chaotic in one way or another, but I'm leaning slightly towards more Bubble cuz Florida's just kinda like that. A feral lil animal. Though where it leans more to Jax, is realizing that Florida does have a heart and does care at least a little bit.

Despite Texas being my favorite I genuinely cannot think of a character to assign him with.

California would be Gangle. Idk why. But he'd be Gangle.

New York is another one of those characters where I'm torn between two others. Zooble or Jax. I think that I'm leaning more towards Zooble honestly, since yeah Zooble has an attitude and doesn't seem to like anyone but in episode 4 we could see that they do actually like others (Zooble/Gangle -> York/Cali anyone?)

Bonus would be Illinois as Gummi Goo for the sole purpose of: he's not there (in the mains) but probably should be.

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HEYYAAA I literally loved your hc abt new yorks dutch era I NEED MOREE/silly

maybe a one-shot between the two just interacting 🙏

GOTTA START THE NEW YEAR WITH ANGST:3333

HIIII SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG MY BRAIN DIDNT WANT TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING 😭😭😭

Anyways

TW: mentions of abandonment, mentions of murder, Great Britain (/j), and uhhhh just proceed with caution!

Every month or so, Gov would have to attend an international meeting with other countries and their respective leaders (Russia and the pudding man (Putin), Canada and Trudeau (if I’m spelling his name wrong, correct me. Or don’t.)). And usually he would end up bringing at least one or two states with him.

Now unfortunately for New York, he was the chosen one this time. Meaning he would have to see both Netherlands AND England. How fun. He was very excited and enthusiastic about this.... clearly...

England and New York had an awful relationship with each other ever since the Revolution. When England (rather, Great Britain at the time) tortured him relentlessly during British martial law in New York City and even long before that.... New York felt less than human(?) whenever he was around the man. He felt like gum on the bottom of someone's shoe, the stone on the sidewalk to be kicked around like it was worthless...

With Netherlands though....New York wouldn't say that they had a bad relationship...or at least not as bad as it was with England. But their relationship was far from healthy or good. The Netherlands was responsible for the death of New York's mother back when the Dutch had arrived in North America. New York (rather, New Amsterdam) was frequently ignored by the country, at least until he was needed for something. Then it was back to being ignored. Netherlands had seldom laid a hand on New York, but there were a few instances...

Then the British came decided that they wanted New York, and he was given up to Great Britain with no hesitation. It was short-lasted, as the Dutch took him back after a bit. But even that ended up being pretty short-lasted when Netherlands found spices and other goods on the other side of the world. Then it was back to Great Britain...

Yeah they did NOT have a good relationship with each other.

Once him and Gov got to the United Nations building in New York City, New York almost considered hopping out a window to escape being here...but decided against it since resurrecting was always annoying. New York took a seat next to Gov, fidgeting around in the itchy suit he was forced to where. He never liked wearing suits. They were too restricting, too itchy, and he just felt stupid and uncomfortable when wearing them.

New York barely listened to everything happening around him, occasionally leaning over to talk to Poland or Scotland, who both seemed just as bored as he was. This was fine... well- not fine, as he didn't want to be here, but he could handle this...Oh. Oh shit. Not anymore.

Upon letting his eyes wander the room of countries and politicians, he accidentally made direct eye contact with the Netherlands, who smiled a bit and waved. He didn't dare wave back. He gave a small awkward smile that fell as the Netherlands turned away. He felt a poke to the face from next to him where Poland had been sitting. New York turned to the country with a confused look.

„Masz to spojrzenie w oczach. Nie lubisz eh... Holland, prawda? ("You have that look in your eyes. You do not like eh... Holland, is it?")” asked Poland.

„Nie. Cóż. Tak. To jest... to jest skomplikowane. ("No. Well. Yes. It's um...it's complicated.")” New York responds. Truth to be told, he didn't really know whether or not he hated the Netherlands. He has no issue with the country's people, he thought they were lovely...but the country himself?

After the meeting, New York was anxiously waiting for Gov to stop talking to other countries and politicians so that they could just get out of here...it was loud, and New York's social battery was drained. There was a sudden tap on his shoulder, and New York turned around to face the Netherlands.

"Can I help you?" New York said bluntly, not bothering to even try sounding polite.

"How are you New Amst-"

"New York. It's New York now."

"Right, apologies little one. How are you, New York? It feels like we haven't talked in years!" said the Netherlands with a cheerful voice.

"359 years, to be exact. And I intend to keep it that way." said the state.

"Is the attitude necessary? Don't tell me you're still upset about the Treaty of Breda...it was almost 400 years ago, New York!"

"Yer point? Quite frankly, I don't take very kindly to the man that murdered my mother and gave me up to the fuckin' Redcoats."

"The British cannot have been that awful, right? You went from one Empire to another! That has got to be good, right?"

"Look at my fuckin' face and neck and tell me that it 'couldnt have been that awful'. I fuckin' dare you." growled New York.

Netherlands paused and took a moment to look where New York told him to. New York's eyes had the same striking almost-teal color that his own had, though their shape was closer to that of his mother's. Across one eye was a jagged, deep scar, one that looked like it could've blinded the state. Another scar overlayed the lower portion of the first, a deep slice across New York's cheek and across a small part of his nose. On the other side of his face, along New York's jaw and neck, seemed to be home to horrific-looking burns. New York's eyes held no spark, only a saddened, almost dead stare.

"Well?" New York asked. "Gonna tell me it couldn't have been that bad?"

Netherlands didn't know what to say..."I'm sure Britain certainly had his reasons...right?"

"What the fuck kinda reason would he have for permanently scarrin' my body?? What the fuck kinda reason could be have for tryin' to make me into some sorta war tool?? And. Answer me this, Vader. Wat is je reden om een kind in de steek te laten nadat hij zijn moeder heeft vermoord en te besluiten dat specerijen aan de andere kant van de oceaan meer waard zijn? ("...Father. What the fuck is your reasoning for abandoning a child after killing its mother and deciding that spices across the ocean were worth more?")"

Gov had finished speaking to a few other countries and politicians, and had turned around to see New York staring daggers into a rather shocked-looking Netherlands. Not knowing the context of the situation, he instantly rushed to separate the two. "New York! What has gotten into you?? Oh my gosh I'm so sorry Holland-"

"N-N-No it's alright, I upset him with my words, it's all good. Have a nice day!" said the Netherlands, and he quickly walked away.

"New York, can you explain to me why you looked ready to fight a country? I thought you of all states would show some respect to higher powers!" Gov scolded. He would've continued, if he hadn't seen the expression on New York's face.

Deciphering New York's emotions was always a challenge, but right now, it was quite clear what the smaller was feeling. A mix of anger, as well as sadness and betrayal. New York looked ready to cry, his eyes holding that teary shine.

"Are you okay?" Gov asked, putting a hand on the other's shoulder.

New York seemed to snap out of whatever trance he was stuck in. "Yeah...I'm...I'm fine. Let's just go."

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I think tumblr took my ask as a snack :(((

did you ever receive a one-shot about NY during the whole Dutch era just having a moment with Netherlands ? :33 literally just them sitting down and attempting to talk or whatever😭

AH DW TUMBLR DIDN'T EAT YOUR ASK 😭

I've just been thinking of ideas lol