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~ Headcanon Asks ~

Send me a character’s name and an emoji and I’ll share one headcanon I have related to the emoji’s topic.

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Emotional

🟡 - Happy

🔴 - Angsty/Sad

🟣 - Romantic/Sexual/Shippy

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Lifestyle

🏡 - Home

👪 - Family

🍜 - Food

👔 - Clothing

🧵- Hobbies

🌑 - Sleep

🗣 - Social

🐈 - Pets/Animals

🎼 - Music

🗡 - Fighting

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*consumes art and runs away*

Wisconsin cause he’s been bad bitch lately

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CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE HELLO??? THIS IS GORGEOUS 100000000/10 ✨✨✨✨✨

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Elli and her pet tiger (who desperately needs a name) in a bluebonnet field for pictures.

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canon, I was Cali's flannel /silly

Wttt week Day 5: Dating Games

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school drained me of my energy today so I wasn't able to draw or write anything

but I can offer a few shippy Texiana (Texas x Louisiana) headcanons for @wttt-week day 5 (this is the ship day I think)

Louisiana has tried teaching Texas to dance, and it's been only semi-successful. Texas knows all the moves required for the dances Loui taught him, but he's just kinda clumsy and the height difference between them (Texas is 6'5, Louisiana is 5'6) doesn't help 😭

They both love swimming together

They are both the reason that there's a "no fostering baby tigers" rule at the Statehouse.

Texas's favorite thing ever is just. Carrying Loui around or picking him up out of nowhere. Or just holding him in general. And Texas is always REALLY gentle when doing all of the above, because this thing is just so tiny and it has glass bones and paper skin (Loui has assured him that he's tougher than he looks, Texas will not listen to him)

Louisiana loves doing self-care days with Texas, especially when it comes to bathing together and doing hair care. He loves that intimacy of being so close with Texas and loving his body. not in a sexual way! More so in a "gods this man is gorgeous how did I manage to get this man he's so hot and pretty ohmygoshhhhhh" way.

Both of them are big fans of non-sexual intimacy.

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*consumes and runs away* /vvpos

happy day 4 of wttt week! this day is: weird laws / animals! sorry i missed day 3, art was NOT arting but i may do it late :3! did you know that Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Michigan, Mississippi, Nebraska, New Hampshire, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Wisconsin AND even potentially Minnesota (it's been proposed!) all have the whitetail deer as their state animal?

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@wttt-week Day 4: Weird Laws/Animals!

Featuring: Texas, Gov, Florida, and some adorable Mexican Free-Tailed Bats!

Gov: "Florida, can you call Texas? He’s 30 minutes late!"

Florida, hesitating: "Uhhh…does he like…need to be here?"

Gov: "What do you me- yes! Of course he has to be here."

Florida: "He literally sent a message in the group chat telling everyone to ‘fuck off’ and let him have his alone time!"

Gov: "And? Since when have you been the type to listen to things like that?-"

Florida: "He never cusses like that! He means business!"

Gov: "I’m sure he’s not doing anything actually important, please just call him."

Florida, sighing: "Ugh fine… The stars at night, are big and bright-"

*a teleportation ping sounds from Texas’s seat, and Florida scurries to hide behind Gov’s chair*

Texas, half shouting-half whispering: "What the hell did I say in the group chat?? When I said fuck off, I meant it Florida!"

Florida: "Hey! Blame the Fed, not me!"

Texas, rolling his eyes: "Whatever…. Why am here?"

Gov: "Well we need to discuss some things in your state but first- what is that on your shirt?"

Texas: "My flag?"

Gov: "No not that! The little fuzzy things clinging to you!"

Texas: "Huh? Oh! Those things! I unintentionally became a baby bat bed."

Florida: "Understandable, sometimes I wake up to gators cuddling me like big ol’ swamp kitties!"

Gov: "Why are you both acting as if this is normal??"

Both: *Texas and Florida both shrug* "Cuz it is?"

Gov: "…Texas may I ask why you have baby bats all over you?"

Texas: "I dunno. Oh! And it’s not just baby ones, I forgot this lil fella!"

*Texas removes his hat to reveal a full grown Mexican Free-Tail Bat resting in his hair*

Texas: "Apparently my hair is comfy."

Gov, lowkey buffering: "Where the hell did you even get these bats???"

Texas: "Will you lower yer voice, yer gonna wake them up."

Gov: "…fine. Whatever. Where did you even get these bats and what kind of bats are they?"

Texas: "Mexican Free-Tailed Bats. They’re basically everywhere. I even made em’ my state flyin’ mammal."

Florida: "Wait you can have a state flying mammal?"

Texas: "Yeah?"

Florida: "What am I gonna do with all this power…."

Gov: "While Florida is busy with that…is this what you’ve been doing that caused you to be half an hour late??"

Texas: "Technically? I mean I knew there was a meetin’, just didn’t care much. Bats are much more worth my time."

Gov: "Don’t they literally drink your blood or something??"

*a small pocket knife whizzes past Gov’s face, narrowly missing him*

Gov: "!!"

Texas, lowkey ticked off: "No, but I’ll drain you of yours if ya ever say shit like that again."

Gov: "Okay okay sorry! Just. Why are they clinging to you?"

Texas: "I fell asleep near Bracken Cave when going on a walk."

Gov: "And what does that have to do with anything…?"

Texas: "There’s over 15 million bats in the cave that fly out every night. I have the most bats in the world."

Florida: "Why have I never been there??"

Texas: "I dunno. I’ll take you and Loui there if ya manage to shut yer trap so ya don’t scare em’."

Florida: "Wait wouldn’t that apply to Loui too??"

Texas: "He knows better. He knows when to be quiet, unlike yo-"

Gov: "Alright, meeting’s over, just go already!!"

*the bat on Texas’s head wakes up due to Gov’s shouting and immediately begins flying everywhere*

Both Gov and Florida, lowkey terrified: "What the fuck?!/Que Carajo?!"

Texas, trying not to laugh: "E- pfft- Echo come back here amigo- hehe-"

*the bat flies back to Texas, landing on his head and curling up as Texas puts his hat back on*

Texas: "Now if y’all would excuse me, I’m goin’ back to my alone time. And seriously this, fuck off for maybe a few days. Bye!"

*Texas snaps away, leaving both Gov and Florida huddled in a corner trying to process the Attack of The Mini Dragon™️*

This was pretty fun to write ngl

Also tagging: @artistictiana and @chaoticarson16 cuz it’s bats and Texas :3

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Ty for the tag :3

1. Three Ships I Like: FlouiTex (WTTT/WTTSH), Main 6 Poly (WTTT/WTTSH), Hermesias (Hermes x Tiresias, EPIC: The Musical)

2. First Ship: i can’t really remember our first ever ship, but I know that little me shipped DreamNoBlade when we were in our DSMP phase

3. Last Song I Listened To: Keep Your Friends Close - EPIC: The Musical

4. Favorite Childhood Book: it’s a tie between The Chronicles of Narnia (CS Lewis) , Call of The Wild (Jack London), and Strider (Beverly Cleary)

5. Currently Reading: uhhh I’m not currently reading anything, but the last book I read was Homer’s: The Odyssey. Can u notice that I like Greek mythology.

6. Currently Watching: every episode of WTTT/WTTSH.

7. Currently Craving: violence /j (some tea sounds nice :])

8. Currently Consuming: about to be tea in a minute.

9. Pets: Two pitbulls, one is a red-nosed orange brindle named Ginger (she’s the older one, my baby), and the other is a solid grey blue-nosed pittie (the youngest, a fucking menace to society)

Tags: uhhhh anyone that sees this ig? (tagging a few friends :D @yasssss9875 @misery-has-no-company-now @thecedarsights @floridasnatural )

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Thanks for the tag @faggylittleleatherboy

1. Three ships I like: jegulus (marauders), anderperry (dead poets society), narlie (heartstopper)

2. First ship ever: idk, probably Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

3. Last song you listened to: Kill For You - Gigi Perez

4. Fav childhood book: The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton

5. Currently reading: The King's Men - Nora Sakavic

6. Currently watching: Greys Anatomy

7. Currently craving: Dominoes pizza

8. Currently consuming: just had some water

9. Pets: I'm not allowed pets where I live, but I have a cat back home

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WTTT Week day 2: [State] joins the table/State symbolism

Honestly, it’s really hard for me to decide who’s my ��favorite” now because I go through random phases of liking them all ._.

But when I first discovered the series my fave was massachusetts. The first few videos i watched were the table history ones and his chaotic energy just made my entire week. and im totally not biased towards chaotic boston guys because of tf2 scout

I noticed that multiple state symbols of massachusetts have to do with cranberries so i used that here :) turns out that new jersey’s state drink is also cranberry juice…

jersey stop you’re embarrassing him 😤 he’s trying to be scary👿

Also a bonus doodle of NY putting him in air jail for his crimes

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Could this Louisiana headcanon work for WTTT Week Day 3: Table History (I think that's what it is today.)?? It's history of the character technically. But it has to do with the history and symbols of the actual state. Anyways.

(CW: Angst, France.)

Up until Florida's statehood, Louisiana ALWAYS wore a magnolia eyepatch of sorts over his purple eye (I headcanon him to have green and purple heterochromia).

Why?

France of course! France HATED that Louisiana looked too much like his mama (whom he got the purple eye from), and he always made him wear some kind of eye covering.

At first it was a kinda basic eye covering but then Louisiana found this pretty flowers and later found that they were called "magnolias". And then he incorporated that into his eye covering (which...France could care less about and even welcomed cuz he thought it made Louisiana more presentable and better for showing off and flexing.)

At first the other states were weirded out by eye covering when Louisiana became a state, but they eventually accepted it and then later understood why he wore it. (He received plenty of reassurance that there's nothing wrong with his eyes, and a few states said that they looked cool)

Also I think that it'd be funny if when Florida became a state, he asked Louisiana if the flower was actually growing out of his face. Loui was taken aback by the question but told Florida no, the magnolia is not growing out of his face (though, Louisiana probably could figure out how to do that...).

Oh yeah and Louisiana's love for magnolias as a territory was the number one reason that he chose it to be his state flower.

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I still think I’m super funny for my hc that Illinois won’t swim in the ocean but will swim in Lake Michigan and refuses anyone telling him it’s basically the same thing.

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Still figuring out what I'm gonna do for WTTT Week Day 3

but in the meantime, I had a random ass question for the fandom

I personally think that they personify their land, but I'd love to hear what the rest of y'all think ^^

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EEEEEE thank you!! He’s very pretty :333

may I request any art for Loui? y’all’s design for him from what I’ve seen so far is amazing :3

yes u may !!!! a louiii for u!!

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Can I have more Tennessee babysitting Elli. Like is he still terrified of the little superhuman child?

Yes Tenn is still terrified of his husband’s superhuman child

(^well. more like all of Texas’s superhuman children. just Elli’s the only one to have ever thrown him down the stairs. San Antonio did almost throw Tenn into a cactus once when he found out that him and Tex were dating. Tenn is still wondering how something that small is that fucking strong.)

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I lowkey forgot to write/draw something for WTTT Week Day 1-

But uh

Here’s something for WTTT Week Day 2!

Louisiana Joins The Table! (Im fairly certain that that’s todays prompt. I hope-)

I am. So normal about him. Especially in this episode. So. So totally normal :D

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AWWW YOUR GUY’S DESIGN FOR LOUI IS SO CUTE AND PRETTY

Florida needs to stop being mean to poor indi smh 😔

day 1 - table news / weather

(northern) indiana resident, we had a big storm today, its been soaked. He's cold. Free him. he looks tiny cuz he is Very Snug in that blanket. Snug as a bug in a rug he is, truly.

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day 1 - table news / weather

(northern) indiana resident, we had a big storm today, its been soaked. He's cold. Free him. he looks tiny cuz he is Very Snug in that blanket. Snug as a bug in a rug he is, truly.