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OMG IM SO SORRY 😭😭
My sister got a karaoke microphone (that acts as a speaker, allows her to increase the volume of her voice as much as she wants, and allows her to change the pitch and effects of her voice) for Christmas I feel your pain 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
my dad bought my siblings a karaoke machine for Christmas and I’m going to actually lose my shit if I have to listen to one more off key Christmas or Disney song
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GOV ARTTTTT :D
ALSO MERRY CRISIS YOU WONDERFUL HUMANS
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THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING IVE EVER READ OH MY GOD
there needs to be a conversation like this in canon BEN PLEASE I KNOW IT WONT HAPPEN BUT PLEASE BEN-
Randomly had a thought of Texas dealing with an Austin going through his emo phase. Help!
He would have no idea how to deal with him. He’d try and be supportive but he’d end up asking the other states for help😭
Texas standing outside Govs door, mumbling: Alright just knock the worst he can do is not want to help-
Gov: Texas why are you outside of my room?
Texas: JESUS- Uh- hey Gov! Boss! Um! …..
Gov: …..You’ve never called me by a title with respect, what do you want?
Texas: I have a question-
Gov: About.
Texas, talking fast: What were you like during your emo phase and what stuff did you like and not like-
Gov, flustered: Wait wait wait! How did you know about that?!
Texas: I looked it up. Emo was “created” I guess in D.C. so- you. And we all experience fashion trends that are popular in our state. Florida for example, in permanent vacation clothes.
Gov: …..
Texas: …..
Gov: …..Band tees, seatbelt buckle belts, black clothing but the occasional color is ok, makeup palettes preferably ethically sourced-
Texas: Perfect. Write this down please.
Gov had a very exciting rant about everything emo and Texas happily took notes so he could try to relate and support his weird son lol.
Emo fashion emerged in Washington D.C. so depending on how you see Gov and D.C. it’d change with who he asks. But emo fashion is relatively newer having emerged in the 1980’s and not being mainstream till the 2000’s. It stemmed off from punk and other hardcore fashion. It was originally known as emotional hardcore or emocore, eventually being called emo. Bands, like Rites of Spring, helped create the genre and push the trend!
Sorry about the rant I really like looking into fashion trend history-🧍
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that moment when you realize that louisiana is the smallest out of the main 5😳
i used to think new york was the smallest until i looked at a list of the states’ land areas
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Yes, yes, it's true! New York is second smallest, if it's worth anything.
For those wondering, here's all of them in order of biggest to smallest:
Texas
California
Florida
New York
Louisiana
#I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT#loui will BITE SOMEONE for bringing that fact up#he legally has to have that lil bit of feral chihuahua energy sometimes
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Whenever I see someone make Hawai'i and Alaska white I lose ten years off my life
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Personally, I do agree it doesn't really make sense to me. Confuses me to no end.
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LOUISIANA ART UNDER THE CUT (cw: shirtlessness I guess??? he’s wearing what he wore in his intro video. sorta.)
I felt as though I hadn’t drawn him in a while, so here’s the silly :3
Some close ups :3 (I’m so proud of this. Especially the tbh creature.)
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttsh#wttt louisiana#wttsh louisiana#wttt fan art#wttsh fanart
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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Texas is just a lil strange sometimes.
Gov: [drags Texas into CDC’s office cuz he fell of the roof trying to retrieve a screwdriver that Kentucky left up there]
CDC: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED NOW????
Gov: Go on Texas. Tell him.
Texas: ….I got the screwdriver :D.
Ask from @sleepdeprivedsimp234 that tumblr wouldn’t let me respond to
Texas being a creature is my favorite thing lmao. He’s also the type to stand on things that SHOULD NOT BE STOOD ON (a stool on a chair on a balcony, he needed something on the roof) he has been yelled at for it but his flexibility has saved him when he does eventually fall (he rag-dolls). CDC hates to see him comin (he loves him but omg he needs a break)
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here take a messy New York doodle :>
I’ve given him a side shave I’m just figuring out how to properly draw it 🥲👍
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttsh#wttt new york#wttsh new york#wttt art#wttsh art
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THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE MOST CANON THING I'VE EVER HEARD LMAOOO
Florida: and then Wisconsin has the audacity to act like the food Loui and I eat is weird!
Florida: I once watched this man have cheese pizza for dinner, with a cup of milk, and ice cream for dessert. He ate dairy in 3 different ways, a straight tres leches meal, the most lactose tolerant human being I’ve ever met.
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Florida: and then Wisconsin has the audacity to act like the food Loui and I eat is weird!
Florida: I once watched this man have cheese pizza for dinner, with a cup of milk, and ice cream for dessert. He ate dairy in 3 different ways, a straight tres leches meal, the most lactose tolerant human being I’ve ever met.
#canon#wttt florida#wttt wisconsin#wttt louisiana#I cannot comprehend someone eating that much dairy in one sitting LMAOOO#this would be even funnier if Sconnie was lactose intolerant but just doesn’t give a fuck#OR#he says he doesn’t care#eats a bunch of dairy products#but then spends the rest of the night cuddled up to mother Minnesota cuz his tummy hurts#wttt#welcome to the table#wttt incorrect quotes#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttsh
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CALI’S FACE HERE IS KILLING ME HELPPPP
WHY DOES BRO LOOK SO INSULTED 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
He’s literally this 😠
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HEYYAAA!! Can I plwease with a cherry and some sprinkles on top get some new york hc during the whole dutch/new netherlands era :33 (if you got any🙏🙏)
AHHH NY THE GRIP YOU HAVE ON ME I LOVE YOUUU I LOVE NY I LOVE NY I LOVE NY I LOVE NY I LOVE NY I LOVE NY I LOVE NY I LOVE NY
THANKK YEWW<333333
OH IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED >:)))
TW: abandonment, fear of abandonment, abuse mentions, and just awful parenting and York having a shitty time
Okay so like. The only way I can describe York's mindset during this whole time is confusion and sadness and betrayal. A quick summary based on history that I'm vaguely remembering to help you get an idea/imagination of what was happening here:
-Imagine yourself in York's place here
-youre kidnapped from your family (in York's case, the Native Americans, like the Seneca or the Lenape) and brought to a new one (the Dutch)
-someone (great Britain) decides to take you from New family (Dutch)
-youre given up without a fight
-youre sent to a "new" family that isn't good, your new "father" (Britain) is an abusive piece of shit, and your old family (Dutch) gave you up
-old family (Dutch) decides they want you back, so they fight to get you back
-old family gets you back, but then decides that they'd much rather have an island across the ocean cuz spices and treasure is worth more than you are
-youre given back to the even shittier family (Great Britain) where you're treated like shit until the children (OG13) of that family revolts several years later yada yada yada...
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the abandonment issues on this man.
this whole era is why he's afraid to let people in. why he's afraid of opening his heart to people. cuz he knows. he just knows that it'll lead to more pain and abandonment. it's not worth it.
Now of course, none of that is fully true, but to him it is. Bro got kidnapped, abandoned, taken back, and abandoned again.
Also imagine the struggle of having to learn Dutch AND English within that timespan????? I could never.
New York was just. Scared. Confused. Betrayed. The whole time. He just wanted to be loved, to have someone that cared.
But nope.
On the brightside he would meet some lifelong friends (OG13) though. That's just about the only good thing that happened to him in that lil era.
I know that a lot of this may not be historically accurate but- here ya go :3
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt#wttsh#wttt new york#wttsh new york
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thanks! :D
feel free to send requests for hc’s and art n’ stuff like that :]
I’ll answer as soon as I can (exams and state testing are testing my patience :))
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feel free to send requests for hc’s and art n’ stuff like that :]
I’ll answer as soon as I can (exams and state testing are testing my patience :))
#wttt#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttsh#wttt new york#wttt louisiana#wttt texas#wttt gov#wttt headcanons#wttt art#wttt fanfiction
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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HAHDHANDIAHSJAHSKAKDHSKDUSNDISHFOJDFJOCJCJDOCJSKSIVNSLXJSOCYSJCUSUDJDKDJ
OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. OH MY GOODNESS. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
May I request a classic Floui fic, with Loui being chilly after playing in the snow with and Florida becoming a human(?) heater? :]
hey sleepy. may I present "sunshine in the snow" (x). just a fluffy lil thing. I hope you enjoy <3
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I'm the chemical in the water that turns frogs gay.
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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