#wttt indiana

[dragobread]

memes that remind me of the states part 2(even more this time)

1. bro thinks he’s chile

2. I do it all because I’m evil..

3. 😕

4. kansas paid extra too by the looks of it

5. run for your life

6. not the states but i thought it would fit here too

7. The one time texas actually likes doing math

8. Aftermath of the danger presented by ohio meme

9. The mainstream maps have been lying to you, do not hide from the reality of the 3 floridas

10. the true history of Luigiana

[louis--wifey]

Oh look! Even more of these!

[doueverwonder]

Louisiana: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Florida: Um...Neat.

*later*

Florida, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Alabama. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Alabama, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Florida. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Indiana confessed his love for me?

Florida: Didn't you say 'roll tide'?

Alabama, closes the book and looks at the ceiling: I fucking said roll tide.

[abcwordsurge]

Ohio: (sets kitchen on fire)

Indiana: (panicking) WHERE'S THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT?

Ohio: HE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

Indiana: WATER, GIVE ME A BUCKET OF WATER

Ohio: (passes him a bucket of water)

Indiana: (walking out to dump the bucket onto Minnesota) The kitchen's on fire!

[dailymothanon]

A little bit of experimental Indiana redesigning 🤔 I quite like how this turned out! And I also kinda just wanna do more him stuffs simply cuz I like his vibes. And Ik some of y’all are hoosiers as well 😌 he could use some appreciation I think

[sunheart101]

Halftime now

Ohio and Indiana watching the National Championship and Indiana is full of joyous whimsy, he wants a fun game and for both teams to have fun!

Ohio is just frothing at the mouth and is so ready to trash talk if OSU wins

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Indiana walked in on Ohio and Michigan making out. No questions just

“Yeah, checks out”

They were tryna see who’s the better kisser

This is the fifth time this happened

[daily-table21]

(redo moment)

Video: The Statehouse Voting Special

Status: Public (but a bit hard to find)

Link: The Statehouse Voting Special - YouTube

Date Posted: November 2nd 2020

[xechoecho88x]

some midwest headcanons that refuse to leave my mind

ohio has two degrees, one in astrophysics and the other in aerospace engineering (his love for planes and space coming together in one degree)

the only times you'll see minnesota and indiana angry is when hockey or basketball are involved, respectively. the rest of the time they are unanimously considered to be the nicest and most peaceful midwestern states

minnesota can and will hold grudges, but it's very rare that he's obvious about it

indiana sometimes works as a car mechanic, but he loves to buy old cars and restore them before selling them again

wisconsin has a harley and is extremely proud of it

every year, minnesota and wisconsin go hunting together on the first day of hunting season, there is no hope of contacting either of them that entire first week

illinois is a closet theatre kid. he doesn't want to admit it out of fear of being called chicago even more than he already does

illinois has a personal vendetta against The Bean. the only joy he gets from that thing is calling it "The Bean" to piss off the artist

michigan is the go to driver when it comes to midwest events. not only is he the best driver out of the group, but he also refuses to get in a car if ohio, wisconsin, or illinois is driving

kansas has a dog called Toto because he unironically loves the wizard of oz. his favorite musical is, of course, wicked

kansas has a little farm with chickens, goats, a vegetable garden, and a sunflower garden and tries to live off the land as much as possible

michigan and wisconsin love to make the states outside of the midwest try to pronounce their city names

ohio is attracted to fire like, well, a moth to a flame. the same goes for fire to ohio. even when he has nothing to do with it, things just happen to spontaneously combust around him

[yippeeometer]

big fan of the indi and illi dynamic, otherwise known as Local Mobster Finally Realizes Why Everyone Cares About Their Dumb Friends When He Finds One Himself.

[mittenstroll]

Shut up and drive

[louis--wifey]

How states react to you asking them to peel an orange for you

Notes: x reader (ig), could be read as an established relationship or just close friends. I'm back with my shenanigans.

Florida

"Will you peel this?"

He keeps talking about whatever he was before, takes the orange, peels it, and steals one slice before handing it back to you

Louisiana

"Will you peel my orange?"

"Of course, cher."

He would respond without hesitation and peel it and give it back to you

California

"I don't feel like peeling it"

"I'll peel it for you, I'll cut it for you, I'll saute it."

Poor boy wants validation and this is how he shows it.

Texas

"Can you peel this for me?"

"Uh, sure."

Agreed bc he likes to feel like he's needed by the people he cares about

New York

"Peel this for me?"

"You can't peel an orange yourself?"

"I can, but I don't want to."

He'd glare at you then snatch it out of your hand and peel it before aggressively shoving it back in your hand

Maryland

"Mary, can you-"

"Of course, hon!"

He'd take it, peel and the present to you with a grin

Massachusetts

"Can you peel my orange?"

"Peel it yourself."

"Oh, oka-"

"Fine!"

He'd peel it aggressively and give you the orange and throw the peel at you

New Jersey

"Will you peel this orange for me?"

"No."

Indiana

"Hey, Indy, can you peel this?"

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to."

"Oh, sure."

He'd awkwardly peel it

Nevada

"Peel it for me?"

He'd give you a weird, judgy look but peel it anyway without saying anything

Utah

He gave it to you already peeled he has children, it's automatic

Illinois

"Please, will you peel this?"

"Yeah, give it here."

He'd hold out his hand for you to give it to him so he could peel it

Washington

"Can you peel this for me?"

"I guess."

He'd not think much of it and peel it

Gov

"Will you peel this, please?"

"Uh, I guess..."

He'd peel and give it back with an awkward smile

And this is where my creativity stopped...

[doueverwonder]

need to come up with smth real dumb for Ohio, Indiana and Illinois to do just so I can write this interaction into a fic:

Gov: who raised you three!

Ohio, Indiana, Illinois: *point to Virginia*

Gov: ...?

Virginia: well if Connecticut wasn't a deadbeat--

Gov: ??????

[abcwordsurge]

Indiana: Have you ever broken a bone?

Ohio: Yes

Indiana: Did it hurt?

Ohio: Not really

Indiana: What bone did you break?

Ohio: Michigan's arm

[stateofbrock]

Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)

Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )

[blujaykai]

when I realize I have free will and can draw 😨😨😨 anyways have some doodles :3

(my anatomy's so wack on some of these lmao)

IM A SHARK BITES PIRECING FLORIDA TRUTHER (the right one's a little too close to more of the center of the lip but u get the idea lol)

idk abt indiana's design but I might keep it?? still up in the air abt that

uhhh I hc that states can't retain permanent physical scarring (bc they r personifications) so it appears on their animal forms instead if they have any (see doodle 2 w/ calirado)

I thought it would be funny if california wears tight ripped skinny jeans like 24/7 (yes even in their sleep) but I feel like they would be more of a trend follower or adopt any sense of style other states have main victim is NY but literally any of the states are prone to this)

calirado def shotgun when they smoke together AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (CA thinks it's hot and CO thinks it's funny how flustered CA gets)

Colorado has frizzy hair,,, mans cannot keep it tame no matter what he does