#wttt indiana

[doueverwonder]

Louisiana: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Florida: Um...Neat.

*later*

Florida, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Alabama. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Alabama, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Florida. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Indiana confessed his love for me?

Florida: Didn't you say 'roll tide'?

Alabama, closes the book and looks at the ceiling: I fucking said roll tide.

[abcwordsurge]

Ohio: (sets kitchen on fire)

Indiana: (panicking) WHERE'S THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT?

Ohio: HE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

Indiana: WATER, GIVE ME A BUCKET OF WATER

Ohio: (passes him a bucket of water)

Indiana: (walking out to dump the bucket onto Minnesota) The kitchen's on fire!

[louis--wifey]

Weird Laws in States

Good thing I live in Illinois, or else where would my donkey sleep?

So Connie is picking about his pickles

Gosh darn it I really wanted to ride my horse 11 mph in Indiana

Loui, who pissed you off with a surprise pizza?

Maine, your Massachusetts is showing

Mass takes divination very seriously

I just ruins my plans to collect New Hampshire seaweed

But but but

COME ON NC LET THE OLD PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND PLAY BINGO

Wisconsin is so real for this actually. Fuck all those lactose intolerant people (I'm lactose intolerant)

[dailymothanon]

A little bit of experimental Indiana redesigning 🤔 I quite like how this turned out! And I also kinda just wanna do more him stuffs simply cuz I like his vibes. And Ik some of y’all are hoosiers as well 😌 he could use some appreciation I think

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Indiana walked in on Ohio and Michigan making out. No questions just

“Yeah, checks out”

They were tryna see who’s the better kisser

This is the fifth time this happened

[xechoecho88x]

some midwest headcanons that refuse to leave my mind

ohio has two degrees, one in astrophysics and the other in aerospace engineering (his love for planes and space coming together in one degree)

the only times you'll see minnesota and indiana angry is when hockey or basketball are involved, respectively. the rest of the time they are unanimously considered to be the nicest and most peaceful midwestern states

minnesota can and will hold grudges, but it's very rare that he's obvious about it

indiana sometimes works as a car mechanic, but he loves to buy old cars and restore them before selling them again

wisconsin has a harley and is extremely proud of it

every year, minnesota and wisconsin go hunting together on the first day of hunting season, there is no hope of contacting either of them that entire first week

illinois is a closet theatre kid. he doesn't want to admit it out of fear of being called chicago even more than he already does

illinois has a personal vendetta against The Bean. the only joy he gets from that thing is calling it "The Bean" to piss off the artist

michigan is the go to driver when it comes to midwest events. not only is he the best driver out of the group, but he also refuses to get in a car if ohio, wisconsin, or illinois is driving

kansas has a dog called Toto because he unironically loves the wizard of oz. his favorite musical is, of course, wicked

kansas has a little farm with chickens, goats, a vegetable garden, and a sunflower garden and tries to live off the land as much as possible

michigan and wisconsin love to make the states outside of the midwest try to pronounce their city names

ohio is attracted to fire like, well, a moth to a flame. the same goes for fire to ohio. even when he has nothing to do with it, things just happen to spontaneously combust around him

[and-the-flame-burns]

i crave doe sugar and I cannot wait any longer or else Imm going to fucking implode like a pufferfish on steroids

so have some headcannons

every time I hear “midwest gothic” as in reference to the cryptid rule writing of the midwest, I always think of a goth Indiana and/or Illinois. I also headcannon theme as siblings for some reason. So, goth siblings

New York always gives “oversized puffy coat with a scarf that covers his mouth” with that pose where his torso is back and his hands are in his pocket. He feels…. So dramatic. Like he either gives “60 year old man” or “dramatic teenager with spiked makeup” and it’s one or the other.

California gives “lanky bitch” and he’s always a lanky motherfucker with a sleeper build and angel bites. He has top surgery and never wears shirts because he’s “getting his moneys worth” but in reality he just thinks he looks really aesthetically attractive. Btw If you ever become friends with this man he’s going to be the craziest bitch on the block with the exception of Florida and Nevada

Florida has floor length hair or a complete buzzcut that has too many colors in it.

Tank. Tops. Everyday. All day. Florida would rather DIE than wear a regular shirt. He will PERISH before wearing a regular t-shirt. He also bites. In what world does he not bite to some extent

Alaska, I adore him, but he gives shapeshifter abilities and he never appears fully human. If he ever appears somewhat human that man looks bone skinny and like that tall cryptid you’d encounter on a late night walk. I refuse to believe Alaska is anything but a cryptid who’s limbs tint to vanta black. Nobody knows anything about him besides a select 3 and those three are his Auntie, Hawai’i, and Maine

Alaska is pure Cryptid Behavior to me and sometimes he’ll do a little glowy glow in the middle of the night to give some states an unintentional spook. Little guy (he’s on average over 8 ft) is just saying hello

to me, Hawai’i gives “some type of water entity being” and I like the idea of her having a shark tail and generally being a water entity. I think marine animals are cool! Hawai’i is a marine biologist, marine things! She can hang out with the marine things for as long as she wants because she’s partially a some marine animals. We got the gills and lungs so she can breath on both land and in the water and you got the fins and the tail for easy water movements and then the legs for easy land movement

marine lady! You cannot grab this idea from my cold dead hands

ok so Texas now because I’m having a partial fixation on him. He gives “Cowboy Reptile” for some reason. He reminds me of Rango so he gets to have a reptile tail and scales all along his back.

the thought of him having a bit of the “lizard who shoots blood out of it’s eyes” in him is both funny and terrifying. Imagine a lizard man shooting blood out of his eyes. Also that is a very real lizard and it’s called the Horned Lizard

poncho wearing lizard man that rides a horse around and kinda looks like the Local Legend is basically my concept for him

last one, I think

i love the whole “New Jersey being a devil” thing. I adore the concept and him have the wings. Ok so bat wings are basically just hands. All those long little bones are fingers in the wing.

also if he needs to fly, he’d need stability, so a tail and webbing would be required. Also them wings need to be GIGANTIC- if I have the math right, it’s the person’s height x 1.5 = the span of one wing. I headcannon New Jersey to be about 5’0 so one wing would be about 7.5 ft for a total wingspan of 15 feet :D

hahahahah logic stuff and the maths

anyways I got my sugars now to ✨bye✨

[daily-table21]

(redo moment)

Video: The Statehouse Voting Special

Status: Public (but a bit hard to find)

Link: The Statehouse Voting Special - YouTube

Date Posted: November 2nd 2020

[yippeeometer]

big fan of the indi and illi dynamic, otherwise known as Local Mobster Finally Realizes Why Everyone Cares About Their Dumb Friends When He Finds One Himself.

[mittenstroll]

Shut up and drive

[stateofbrock]

Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)

Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )

[doueverwonder]

some of the states are just real bad at the fake name thing; like Kentucky panicked when someone asked his name once and now in a total of four towns he's gotta go by Tucker and in another four Kenny. Florida just tells people his name is Flo and when ppl point out that's usually a woman's name he pretends to be all offended and says he was named after his grandma. California accidentally started to introduce himself as California but caught himself and now his name is Calvin, Michigan doing the same thing and ending up with Mitchell. Indiana out here introducing himself as Indiana and then having to lie and say his parents just really liked Indiana Jones. The Dakota's are fighting over who gets Dakota for their civilian name, they have an elaborate story about being separated at birth and accidentally named the same thing. Texas has on multiple occasions told someone his name was Austin bc it was just the first thing that came to mind (Austin gets upset bc "thats my name" "shut up"). Georgia has gone by George multiple different times, but it's arguably funnier when Washington goes by George.

[abcwordsurge]

thinking about wttt and time zones. does gov have to adjust the times of the meetings depending on who he's talking to to make sure everyone shows up at the same time? what about the states who are in multiple time zones? for, like, michigan and indiana, it's whatever, one of the time zones is definitely more prominent, but what about idaho and kentucky? how do they experience time? and how often does gov mess it up when he's trying to invite arizona to meetings during daylight savings?

[louis--wifey]

How states react to you asking them to peel an orange for you

Notes: x reader (ig), could be read as an established relationship or just close friends. I'm back with my shenanigans.

Florida

"Will you peel this?"

He keeps talking about whatever he was before, takes the orange, peels it, and steals one slice before handing it back to you

Louisiana

"Will you peel my orange?"

"Of course, cher."

He would respond without hesitation and peel it and give it back to you

California

"I don't feel like peeling it"

"I'll peel it for you, I'll cut it for you, I'll saute it."

Poor boy wants validation and this is how he shows it.

Texas

"Can you peel this for me?"

"Uh, sure."

Agreed bc he likes to feel like he's needed by the people he cares about

New York

"Peel this for me?"

"You can't peel an orange yourself?"

"I can, but I don't want to."

He'd glare at you then snatch it out of your hand and peel it before aggressively shoving it back in your hand

Maryland

"Mary, can you-"

"Of course, hon!"

He'd take it, peel and the present to you with a grin

Massachusetts

"Can you peel my orange?"

"Peel it yourself."

"Oh, oka-"

"Fine!"

He'd peel it aggressively and give you the orange and throw the peel at you

New Jersey

"Will you peel this orange for me?"

"No."

Indiana

"Hey, Indy, can you peel this?"

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to."

"Oh, sure."

He'd awkwardly peel it

Nevada

"Peel it for me?"

He'd give you a weird, judgy look but peel it anyway without saying anything

Utah

He gave it to you already peeled he has children, it's automatic

Illinois

"Please, will you peel this?"

"Yeah, give it here."

He'd hold out his hand for you to give it to him so he could peel it

Washington

"Can you peel this for me?"

"I guess."

He'd not think much of it and peel it

Gov

"Will you peel this, please?"

"Uh, I guess..."

He'd peel and give it back with an awkward smile

And this is where my creativity stopped...

[blujaykai]

when I realize I have free will and can draw 😨😨😨 anyways have some doodles :3

(my anatomy's so wack on some of these lmao)

IM A SHARK BITES PIRECING FLORIDA TRUTHER (the right one's a little too close to more of the center of the lip but u get the idea lol)

idk abt indiana's design but I might keep it?? still up in the air abt that

uhhh I hc that states can't retain permanent physical scarring (bc they r personifications) so it appears on their animal forms instead if they have any (see doodle 2 w/ calirado)

I thought it would be funny if california wears tight ripped skinny jeans like 24/7 (yes even in their sleep) but I feel like they would be more of a trend follower or adopt any sense of style other states have main victim is NY but literally any of the states are prone to this)

calirado def shotgun when they smoke together AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (CA thinks it's hot and CO thinks it's funny how flustered CA gets)

Colorado has frizzy hair,,, mans cannot keep it tame no matter what he does

[theywhoshantbenamed]

To the person who said that doodle I did of indibama lives rent free in their head, PLEASE TAKE THIS ONE INSTEAD THAT ONE MAKES ME CRINGE(yes yes love thine art good and bad but oooofghf)

Nevertheless thank you for your comment it made me happy