#wttt indiana

[doueverwonder]

Louisiana: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Florida: Um...Neat.

*later*

Florida, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Alabama. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Alabama, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Florida. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Indiana confessed his love for me?

Florida: Didn't you say 'roll tide'?

Alabama, closes the book and looks at the ceiling: I fucking said roll tide.

[abcwordsurge]

Ohio: (sets kitchen on fire)

Indiana: (panicking) WHERE'S THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT?

Ohio: HE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

Indiana: WATER, GIVE ME A BUCKET OF WATER

Ohio: (passes him a bucket of water)

Indiana: (walking out to dump the bucket onto Minnesota) The kitchen's on fire!

[dailymothanon]

A little bit of experimental Indiana redesigning 🤔 I quite like how this turned out! And I also kinda just wanna do more him stuffs simply cuz I like his vibes. And Ik some of y’all are hoosiers as well 😌 he could use some appreciation I think

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Indiana walked in on Ohio and Michigan making out. No questions just

“Yeah, checks out”

They were tryna see who’s the better kisser

This is the fifth time this happened

[louis--wifey]

Weather Headcanons

Tornados

When a state has a tornado they get a migraine, light headed, a shit ton of bruises all over, and can barely walk.

During the Tri-State tornado Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana physically couldn't move. They were all covered in huge bruises and hurt so bad.

Fires

When a state catches on fire they get a really bad fever and a ton of burn marks.

Cali's are the worst. His fires will get so bad that he can't think straight.

Hurricanes

When a states has a hurricane they usually have a headache, bruises, and get covered in water depending on how big the storm was.

During Hurricane Katrina, Louie had a HORRIBLE migraine and was drenched. He passed out for a few days after and Florida was going insane trying to get him to wake up.

Snow

When a state gets snow they feel cold and are freezing to the touch, and they are really tired.

During blizzards they get so cold that get can barely move.

Earthquakes

If one of the states has an earthquake that will shake and their skin will crack depending how big the earthquake was.

California, Missouri, Kentucky Tennessee, and Illinois have the most scars, their biggest scars are where their faults are.

[xechoecho88x]

some midwest headcanons that refuse to leave my mind

ohio has two degrees, one in astrophysics and the other in aerospace engineering (his love for planes and space coming together in one degree)

the only times you'll see minnesota and indiana angry is when hockey or basketball are involved, respectively. the rest of the time they are unanimously considered to be the nicest and most peaceful midwestern states

minnesota can and will hold grudges, but it's very rare that he's obvious about it

indiana sometimes works as a car mechanic, but he loves to buy old cars and restore them before selling them again

wisconsin has a harley and is extremely proud of it

every year, minnesota and wisconsin go hunting together on the first day of hunting season, there is no hope of contacting either of them that entire first week

illinois is a closet theatre kid. he doesn't want to admit it out of fear of being called chicago even more than he already does

illinois has a personal vendetta against The Bean. the only joy he gets from that thing is calling it "The Bean" to piss off the artist

michigan is the go to driver when it comes to midwest events. not only is he the best driver out of the group, but he also refuses to get in a car if ohio, wisconsin, or illinois is driving

kansas has a dog called Toto because he unironically loves the wizard of oz. his favorite musical is, of course, wicked

kansas has a little farm with chickens, goats, a vegetable garden, and a sunflower garden and tries to live off the land as much as possible

michigan and wisconsin love to make the states outside of the midwest try to pronounce their city names

ohio is attracted to fire like, well, a moth to a flame. the same goes for fire to ohio. even when he has nothing to do with it, things just happen to spontaneously combust around him

[and-the-flame-burns]

i crave doe sugar and I cannot wait any longer or else Imm going to fucking implode like a pufferfish on steroids

so have some headcannons

every time I hear “midwest gothic” as in reference to the cryptid rule writing of the midwest, I always think of a goth Indiana and/or Illinois. I also headcannon theme as siblings for some reason. So, goth siblings

New York always gives “oversized puffy coat with a scarf that covers his mouth” with that pose where his torso is back and his hands are in his pocket. He feels…. So dramatic. Like he either gives “60 year old man” or “dramatic teenager with spiked makeup” and it’s one or the other.

California gives “lanky bitch” and he’s always a lanky motherfucker with a sleeper build and angel bites. He has top surgery and never wears shirts because he’s “getting his moneys worth” but in reality he just thinks he looks really aesthetically attractive. Btw If you ever become friends with this man he’s going to be the craziest bitch on the block with the exception of Florida and Nevada

Florida has floor length hair or a complete buzzcut that has too many colors in it.

Tank. Tops. Everyday. All day. Florida would rather DIE than wear a regular shirt. He will PERISH before wearing a regular t-shirt. He also bites. In what world does he not bite to some extent

Alaska, I adore him, but he gives shapeshifter abilities and he never appears fully human. If he ever appears somewhat human that man looks bone skinny and like that tall cryptid you’d encounter on a late night walk. I refuse to believe Alaska is anything but a cryptid who’s limbs tint to vanta black. Nobody knows anything about him besides a select 3 and those three are his Auntie, Hawai’i, and Maine

Alaska is pure Cryptid Behavior to me and sometimes he’ll do a little glowy glow in the middle of the night to give some states an unintentional spook. Little guy (he’s on average over 8 ft) is just saying hello

to me, Hawai’i gives “some type of water entity being” and I like the idea of her having a shark tail and generally being a water entity. I think marine animals are cool! Hawai’i is a marine biologist, marine things! She can hang out with the marine things for as long as she wants because she’s partially a some marine animals. We got the gills and lungs so she can breath on both land and in the water and you got the fins and the tail for easy water movements and then the legs for easy land movement

marine lady! You cannot grab this idea from my cold dead hands

ok so Texas now because I’m having a partial fixation on him. He gives “Cowboy Reptile” for some reason. He reminds me of Rango so he gets to have a reptile tail and scales all along his back.

the thought of him having a bit of the “lizard who shoots blood out of it’s eyes” in him is both funny and terrifying. Imagine a lizard man shooting blood out of his eyes. Also that is a very real lizard and it’s called the Horned Lizard

poncho wearing lizard man that rides a horse around and kinda looks like the Local Legend is basically my concept for him

last one, I think

i love the whole “New Jersey being a devil” thing. I adore the concept and him have the wings. Ok so bat wings are basically just hands. All those long little bones are fingers in the wing.

also if he needs to fly, he’d need stability, so a tail and webbing would be required. Also them wings need to be GIGANTIC- if I have the math right, it’s the person’s height x 1.5 = the span of one wing. I headcannon New Jersey to be about 5’0 so one wing would be about 7.5 ft for a total wingspan of 15 feet :D

hahahahah logic stuff and the maths

anyways I got my sugars now to ✨bye✨

[daily-table21]

(redo moment)

Video: The Statehouse Voting Special

Status: Public (but a bit hard to find)

Link: The Statehouse Voting Special - YouTube

Date Posted: November 2nd 2020

[mittenstroll]

Shut up and drive

[stateofbrock]

Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)

Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )

[blujaykai]

when I realize I have free will and can draw 😨😨😨 anyways have some doodles :3

(my anatomy's so wack on some of these lmao)

IM A SHARK BITES PIRECING FLORIDA TRUTHER (the right one's a little too close to more of the center of the lip but u get the idea lol)

idk abt indiana's design but I might keep it?? still up in the air abt that

uhhh I hc that states can't retain permanent physical scarring (bc they r personifications) so it appears on their animal forms instead if they have any (see doodle 2 w/ calirado)

I thought it would be funny if california wears tight ripped skinny jeans like 24/7 (yes even in their sleep) but I feel like they would be more of a trend follower or adopt any sense of style other states have main victim is NY but literally any of the states are prone to this)

calirado def shotgun when they smoke together AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (CA thinks it's hot and CO thinks it's funny how flustered CA gets)

Colorado has frizzy hair,,, mans cannot keep it tame no matter what he does

[doueverwonder]

Illinois: Something tells me Ohio's going to be a bit more unhinged today.

Ohio, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Indiana isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

[abcwordsurge]

thinking about wttt and time zones. does gov have to adjust the times of the meetings depending on who he's talking to to make sure everyone shows up at the same time? what about the states who are in multiple time zones? for, like, michigan and indiana, it's whatever, one of the time zones is definitely more prominent, but what about idaho and kentucky? how do they experience time? and how often does gov mess it up when he's trying to invite arizona to meetings during daylight savings?

[derek-draws-stuff]

A few head cannons because why not :)

Texas literally just can’t do most math so he keeps a calculator with him, he has it so much he’s just trademarked it

Pennsylvania likes to take some northeastern states out (or whoever’ll come with him) on the first day of his hunting season

If you call Indiana anything but his name or Hoosier, he just won’t respond

New York likes sad songs

Wisconsin has a dad sneeze and literally launches anything in his hand, sometimes he ends up soaking people with beer

At the table state have a respective light over their chair that goes out or changes color when something happens, like a power outage

Gov gets sick easily from his high stress levels

The northeast thinks 2010’s music is a bop (don’t ask why, it just is)

Surprisingly, Massachusetts and California are friends. They have an irresponsible nerd (MA) and responsible nerd (CA) friendship dynamic

[theywhoshantbenamed]

To the person who said that doodle I did of indibama lives rent free in their head, PLEASE TAKE THIS ONE INSTEAD THAT ONE MAKES ME CRINGE(yes yes love thine art good and bad but oooofghf)

Nevertheless thank you for your comment it made me happy

[louis--wifey]

Gov: *surveying destruction* This is hundreds of lien in property damage!

Florida: Well, to be fair, we do break a lot of glass around here…

Florida: …either New York getting upset about the results of an internet quiz…

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New York: …I…am NOT…a “Blanche!!!”

New York: *rips computer tower loose and throws it through a window*

*crashing/car alarm noises* ———————————————————

Louisiana: …or Indiana trying to “Bro Out…” ———————————————————

Indiana: Hey, Bama! Go long!

Indiana: *drills a football through a glass window*

Alabama: *standing nowhere near the window* ತ⁠_⁠ತ

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California: …or Alaska trying to gently close a window and forgetting that he’s a muscle-bound Godzilla man with freakish strength! ———————————————————

Alaska: *gently slides window closed*

*window shatters into a million shards*

Alaska: (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)