#wttt missouri

[doueverwonder]

@theywhoshantbenamed here u go, this one was made to be an april fools prank the Midwest pulled on Gov just to bamboozle him.

[midmaximoo]

Hi! My birthday is tomorrow. Can I get some happy birthdays from the states please? (My birth state is Missouri)

omg happy birthday! Missouri says hello

I did like no research or clever character design for Missouri but hey here is a sweet midwestern boy! Hope you had a good day buckaroo :))))))

[abcwordsurge]

ten bucks says wttt missouri hasn't shut up about chappell roan in weeks

[louis--wifey]

California: I can't believe you're getting worked up about... some guy.

Illinois, about Missouri: This one is different, he's honest and he's sweet.

California: Please

Illinois: And he would never do anything to hurt me.

California: He's a guy!

[yosefcandraw]

♪ I am in Missouri ♪

For @flarefoxxx

This drawing took me a lot longer than I’d like to admit. I haven’t drawn him before so I had to do some research.

Do his bangs look like the St. Louis arch? I hope so…

Next up: North Dakota

Followed by: North Carolina, Indiana, Minnesota, Delaware

[hibiscuslynx]

missouri flipping off colorado. thats it. thats the drawing.

colorado is also definitely high off his ass . this is also hockey inspired (thanks to my good friend @/atomivet who also designed missouri here) but what’s new

[dailymothanon]

Hihi! Do you have any Missouri design? I just think his scarf is very cute and he is very silly!! Or maybe some Kentucky, if you have the chance? She's one of my girls, very tomboyish, but I'd love to see your interpretation >:]

I hope your wrist gets better soon! Make sure to rest often. It's good for you ‼️

I've seen your tomboyish Kentucky yes!! My gf was a big fan of it tbh so you've got my approval 😼 I've been trying to make a Missouri design for a long long while but nothing really came to mind 😔 but @halcyonlauren helped me quite a bit with forming some ideas for him!! So enjoy, Missouri fans 🐶 I forgot the scarf tbh so apologies for that

[mittenstroll]

[xechoecho88x]

wttt midwest nickname headcanons bc i'm bored~

Indiana: totally fine being called indy, he thinks its a cute nickname

Wisconsin: likes being called sconnie, any other nickname he finds kind of strange but will not confront you about it

Minnesota: do not call him minnie unless you're indiana or wisconsin. he's not going to say anything directly but he will be very passive-aggressive about it. fine with being called soda(sota), finds other nicknames to be silly but won't say anything about it

Missouri: hated being called misery by the other states. loves any and all other nicknames

Illinois: do not call him illy if you value your organs or are indiana. neutral about ill, and will beat you up if you pronounce the 's' in his name

Ohio: desperately wants to be called O-H, no one will call him this

Michigan: most commonly called mich, all other nicknames are uncommon but he's not really bothered by any of them

Nebraska: has a few nicknames and finds them all to be fun. (nebby, braska, etc) just likes the recognition

Kansas: avid hater of nicknames, probably because he doesn't have any good ones. will correct people if they try to use a nickname

the Dakotas: honestly impressed if you manage to find a nickname that isn't being used by another state. when its just the midwest north and south are acceptable. typically called souda or norda by other states

Iowa: anytime someone tries to give him a nickname he questions their sanity, because his name is only four letters and he finds the obsession with nicknames to be ridiculous

[daily-table21]

Extra info: time for the wave of ope sorry

Video: The States React To Walking In On You Changing!

Status: Public

Link: The States React To Walking In On You Changing! - YouTube

Date Posted: August 23rd 2022

[flarefoxxx]

Missouri is a whole lot of things right now.

[doueverwonder]

Ohio: I take my responsibilities as oldest in the Midwest very seriously; I’m not perfect but I do my best to mentor the younger states.

Illinois: when me, Indy and Missouri were little you convinced us eggs weren’t real.

Ohio: they’re not.

Indiana: what?

Ohio: you guys didn’t hear?

Missouri: no, what happened?

Ohio:

Ohio: why would you fall for that again—

[abchavenforanon]

List of wttt headcanons I think the fandom shoudl really think about

Transfem Butch Colorado

Middle Eastern Michigan

Transmasc Wyoming

Transfem Illinois

Transfem WV (Ben actually implied this on his patreon, fun fact)

Lavender / Coverup Marriage Illithiya and Utah

Intersex Minnesota (its literally her color palette guys /j)

Transfem MISSissppi and MISSouri

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oooh this is incredible. at first I read middle east as northeast and got very confused- but middle east michigan is so fun. ben implied transfem west virginia on his patreon?? what else have I been missing over there? (/lh) and intersex minnesota is wonderful. I would love to see more of all of these :D

[abcwordsurge]

incomplete list of states that I usually headcanon as aspec:

Illinois (aroace)

Nebraska (aroace)

Missouri (aro)

Gov (aro)

Florida (arospec)

Rhode Island (aroace)

Alaska (ace)

[louis--wifey]

How tall I think all of the states are

I don't think I've done this before if I have, I forgot. I'm bored and I have nothing better to do. (I'm gonna list them by tallest to shortest and with minimum commentary)

Note: as I am writing this note, I am midway writing this whole thing and realizing that basing it off of the size of state is not the right choice. I am now going with energies but I am not changing any of the commentary that I already made because fuck that

Alaska - 6'8"

I've seen people put Alaska as over 7 ft tall and I have a cousin, multiple cousins actually, who are in fact over 7 ft tall and I don't think you guys understand how tall that is. It is terrifying to be barely over 5 ft tall and have somebody towering to feet over you. My neighbor is 6'7" and that is about as much as I can handle without feeling like I'm about to get trampled by a fucking Sasquatch. Alaska is tall but he's not 7 ft tall and I will stand by that

Texas - 6'4"

California - 6'3"

I know that Texas is fairly larger than California but California is long. I see him as being tall and skinny but not taller than Texas tall like barely shorter than Texas tall.

Montana - 6'2"

New Mexico - 6'

Arizona - 5'11"

Nevada - 5'11"

Colorado - 5'11"

Wyoming - 5'11"

Oregon - 5'10"

Minnesota - 5'10"

Idaho - 5'10"

Missouri - 5'10"

New York - 5'9"

Most of these are, in fact, based on the size of the actual state however New York has 5'9" energy. I can't explain it but he does.

Nebraska - 5'9"

South Dakota - 5'9"

North Dakota - 5'9"

Oklahoma - 5'9"

Alabama - 5'9"

Mississippi - 5'9"

North Carolina - 5'9"

Tennessee - 5'9"

Utah - 5'8"

Utah is another one that is not based on size of state because he has too much smol boy energy

Kansas - 5'8"

Pennsylvania - 5'8"

Wisconsin - 5'8"

Georgia - 5'8"

Louisiana - 5'8"

Illinois - 5'7"

Kentucky - 5'7"

Virginia - 5'7"

Arkansas - 5'7"

Iowa - 5'7"

Ohio - 5'7"

South Carolina - 5'7"

Michigan - 5'6"

Michigan is actually the biggest one of all of the midwest states but I'm making him the shortest because he has too much blouse energy to be taller than 5'6".

Washington - 5'6"

West Virginia - 5'6"

Maine - 5'6"

Indiana - 5'5"

I take it back, Indiana is shorter because he has skirt energy and he has even smoler boy vibes than Michigan

Connecticut - 5'5"

Florida - 5'5"

Florida is 5'5" because Ben is 5'5" that is my only reasoning.

Maryland - 5'4"

Hawaii - 5'4"

Massachusetts - 5'3"

New Jersey - 5'3"

Vermont - 5'2"

New Hampshire - 5'2"

Delaware - 5'

Rhode Island - 4'11"

[stateofbrock]

Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)

Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )