#wttt alaska

[louis--wifey]

More of these, whatever you wanna call them

[dhmisfour]

okay more of those state keychain thingies. if the masses really want one i might open up Etsy preorders. one day. soon. WELL. indivs under cut

if anyone wants to see me blorbofy a state send who in the inbox ^_^

[doueverwonder]

actually Alaska and Rhode Island standing next to each other is the funniest scene in any Ben Brainard video

[yosefcandraw]

Alaska, Texas and Rhode Island

I need more states to draw so please send them my way!!!

[dailymothanon]

Texas put that thing away, it’s as noticeable as the sun 😕. Why are chaps like that huh, cuz cowboys wanna show off a little back there?? Sounds just like Texas 😒 ig lifting all that hay and stuff worked out for him (Ik why they’re like that no need to explain to me)

[yippeeometer]

what the states went as for halloween:

texas goes as california. he says its because he wanted to be the lamest thing possible, but it just comes off gay and desperate.

florida is some deeply niche twitter meme. he has to be escorted out after 5 minutes bc no one knows what he is and he threatens to start eating faces.

new jersey goes as bob from bob's burgers, however everyone immediately assumes hes one of the sopranos. the only one that comes even close to guessing what he is is wisconsin who is so drunk he calls him a bobster all night long without realizing

the four corners are gru and his minions, except they never fully communicated who would be gru and who would be a minion so theyre just all gru. new mex and ari almost end the whole friendship.

nevada has at least 3 different costumes, and has daily panic attacks leading up to the halloween party bc he needs to make the costume perfect. nearly all his costumes end up being ruined by the end of the night bc hes chalenged to too many dance competitions

penn and rhode were supposed to have a matching costume. however, penn suggested rhode be frank from iasip, and rhode genuinely crashed out bc he assumed penn was ripping on him for his height. he was actually making a joke about his goblin nature, but anways

the west buy a cardboard cutout of wy, assuming he wont be coming to the party. wy does end up going, eats an entire tray of rado's naughty brownies and sobs hysterically bc he sees the cut out and thinks hes finally becomes a ghost

no one knows what alaska is. he puts on his vaguest costume and responds 'yes' to everyone's guesses to what he is. the rush of causing such confusion lasts him the next 12 months.

california is a character from a literature classic, that he definately hasnt read. he takes great care in explaining what a classic the book is but wont answer a single question on the plot.

gov dresses as 'a man in a suit'. loui throws various fruits at him until he puts on a real costume.

mass goes around all night shouting at people in witches costumes (' OH COME ON, ITS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT, BUT WHEN I DO IT THEY TRY AND KILL ME?????). virginia has to drag him back.

[hibiscuslynx]

14 and Alaska for the Spotify unwrapped thing?

wrote tiny poems through the lines of my hands little birds flew by me the wind’s been calling your name south in pursuit of foreign lands

getting sodas - the world is a beautiful place & i am no longer afraid to die

[fandomgeeknerd]

FRUIT LORE X WTTT IS HERE

next i'mma do flower lore

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Florida: [in an instigating chaos mood (as always)] Florida: So... Everyone else in the statehouse kitchen: Oh no... Florida: Before the big guy here came along... Texas: I've been here since before yo- Florida: Nah buddy, not you. Alaska. Alaska:[chuckles in 'bigger than Texas, California, and Montana combined'] Texas:[scowls in 'second at almost everything'] Florida: So...as I was saying. Before Alaska came along- Florida [turning to Washington]:You were the western most state- Florida [turning to Maine]:You were the eastern most state- Florida [turning to Minnesota]:And you were the northern most state- Florida: And then 'Lasky came around...and he took all of it... Florida: But guess what suckers? I'm still the southern most state! Ha! Take that! Washington, Minnesota, Maine: .... Meanwhile Gov: [Shocked that Florida actually knows history and geography]

[louis--wifey]

Oh look! Even more of these!

[mur-art]

In honor of winter here’s some cozy Alaska/Maine for y’all.

BIG and smol

Reference/inspiration under the cut:

[citrus-mp3]

TEXAS FROM WTTT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

(the hand is alaska, trust)

[dragobread]

smug bastard

well its his birthday so what do you expect..

original screenshot(from “alaska joins the table”)

he’s literally so “😀” here i can’t

not complete without a (100% accurate not clickbait) reminder of just how big alaska is.

[upnorthto]

[dailymothanon]

happy birthday Alaska 🐶!!,! Yahoo!! My first time rendering a doggie just for this… very worth it, dare I say. I’ve really wanted to do a sunny winter lighting so this is my attempt! Alaska’s very pretty 💥 enjoy my boy and his son boy!!

Best drawing as of yet 🙏 I just realized I forgot to give the pups booties (snow boots for dogs, oftem used for mushing) !! Oh well

[yippeeometer]

normal people jobs i believe wttt would have

okay so these losers have no need for jobs. theyre just bored. and they have to have some way to fight back when gov calls them all jobless.

arizona- circus performer.

he'd originally do it just so he could show off as a fire-eater but instantly gets bored and insists on learning how to trapeze. he brings it up daily in order to prove himself as more chaotic than florida. nobody gaf.

colorado- works at a climbing wall place for kids parties

frequently gets given warnings for 'bullying' because he instantly needs to prove he can climb faster than these children. also given warnings because he forgets to do the safety demonstrations. and smokes weed on the premises. and flirts with all the moms to get a slice of the birthday cake.

texas- low level bouncer/security guard

instantly takes everything too seriously and teh power goes straight to his head. absolutely convinced he's in a spy movie foiling secret plots to conspire against his bar. unable to be chill or cool. finds out that the current pope used to be a bouncer and doesnt shut up ab it for months. eventually quits bc okla starts calling him a city boy.

wyoming- movie reviewer

refuses to review anything but western movies and is techinically still jobless because he doesnt make any money. dedicates 20 years to the movies cali and vada were in just to piss them off and writes mean comments like 'costume choices were bad'. almost starts ww3.

mass- journalist

only does this to instigate and piss off people he hates. everything he writes is the nastiest most imflammatory shit you've ever seen and he's so proud of himself for it. gets way too political every time and has to be seperated at the NE meetings for bad mouthing them in increasingly ridiculous ways.

alaska- unspecified man of science.

no idea what he does but its something to do with science. hawai'i tells people he's making weapons and they're too scared to fact check her. gov becomes convinced he's a geographer when he sees the amount of maps on his walls but thats just him trying to pinpoint the exact location he should go for no one to bother him.

utah- youth pastor that no one respects

bless his heart. every week he's convinced he's made a breakthrough with these kids. there's more than one instagram page dedicated to taking pictures of him with filters when he doesn't notice. so smug ab his job for no real reason.

florida- livestreamer

livestreams himself eating random things. chat dares him to eat a shoe. cdc dreams about killing him with his teeth.

loui- backup trombone player

in a band, however was considered way too flakey because he's obsessed w his boy and frequently gets too drunk to remember when a performance is. damn that boy can play though.