#wttt rhode island

[doueverwonder]

actually Alaska and Rhode Island standing next to each other is the funniest scene in any Ben Brainard video

[yosefcandraw]

Alaska, Texas and Rhode Island

I need more states to draw so please send them my way!!!

[dailymothanon]

Have you ever designed Providence? I think they'd look super neat in you design

Hmm 🤔 not sure how I’m feeling on the design so I’ll leave it up to y’all… I did read a bit on Providence to get a feel, I’d imagine they’d be mixed (probably Dominican and white); but I kind of wanted to make them a little androgynous just because 😌 might change the hair? Dunno yet. Kinda wanna make them a little rougher lookin tho, looks too kind to be in Rhode Island 😒/j

Also yes he’s GAY 🫵 happy gay month Providence

[mittenstroll]

Mass and Rhode being idiots

[yippeeometer]

A (correct) timeline of NE thanksgiving

4:00AM: Hammy arrives. the party isn't supposed to start for another many hours, but he went out drinking and, when realizing he couldnt drive, simply treked the many miles to mass's house. it took him several days. no one is awake when he arrives so he sets about on a sidequest trying to find some rocks to throw at mass's window.

5:00AM: Hammy is allowed in the house. it turns out maine was also staying there, but was so shocked and bewildered by the idea of having to host before he was ready that he laid face down on the floor so Hammy would think he was a rug. Hammy notices him very easily. They won't be speaking for a few hours.

7:00AM: actual thanksgiving prep begins. Mass and Penn divorce 5 times over how to correctly cook a turkey. maine stares into the camera and serves child of divorce whilst taking notes for his next murder mystery. somewhere, many miles away, York is visibly shaking and sweating at the idea of having to talk to people.

8:00AM: First political argument. Cut arrives under the guise of being there to help prep, but actually wants the ego boost of having a life slightly more put together than these lunatics. singlehandedly almost cancels thanksgiving for everyone for not getting the fuck out the kicthen fast enough.

10:00 AM: nothing has been done for two hours. PA and Hammy ripping cables out the tv angrily muttering to themselves. Theyre actively doing each other hindrance as Hammy is sure hes doing this for the parade and PA's only focus is the football. luckily, they havent communicated since the 1800s so the argument can be delayed at least an hour. mass stood outside like ben affleck w a cigarette rekindling his relationship with god to ask him to just let the meteor hit.

11:00AM: another political argument. dela, upon figuring out he was not a key part of this years celebrations, threatens to join the south and tell them all the family recipes. unfortunately, the person he complains about this to is NJ, who was kicked out the chat for too many your mom jokes and doesn't even know whats going on. dela is now faced with the worlds most difficult decision; hold this fuck up above everyone silently or bitch about it to their faces. one of the options involves carpooling with new jersey.

1:00PM: Monty arrives. despite being given a list of things he was supposed to bring, he completely forgot and brought tape, maple syrup and insulated tubes from the nearest gas station. the only reason he doesn't die on the doorstep is bc maine says 'at least theyre edible' and everyone focuses on that bullshit instead. This is a mistake, as one of the things on his list was Rhode Island. The most happy PA looks all day is when he says he'll go get him before anyone else can offer. he and mass divorce once more over him being wayyyy to happy to get away from this.

2:00PM: NJ and dela arrive. dela instantly makes a big deal of mass fucking up the invites. mass threatens to throw him in a lake bc fuck you, he invented thanksgiving, he gets to host. Hammy has long since given up on the tv, and is now establishing a complicated system of terrible drawings w monty and maine so they can experience the parade without seeing it. NJ banned from the kitchen bc hes unable to not be a total control freak.

4:00PM: Rhode and PA arrive. Rhode is instantly pissy and threatens to turn monty into a frittata. is only stopped by the fact that cut is there and he hates his ex-wife more. NJ asks why hammy didn't just use the remote to turn on the tv, to which PA has to refrain himself from smiling. the remote is in his car. fuck that fucking parade. the dinner finally starts.

5:00PM: 3rd political argument. this one is slightly more advanced in the fact no one can hear what anyone else is saying, so they just argue about whatever. communism. the bruins. what a frittata is. York has not shown up yet. Cut tries texting him to ask where he is and he says 'fuck off, thsi number isnt in use'- which is suspicious bc autogenerated texts dont normally contain 'fuck'. they go around saying what theyre thankful for. 80% of the answers are to do with not being from jersey. Nj takes a 45 minute smoke break during which he googles 'fbi' 'how to get the fbi to raid you' 'how to get rid of the family'.

6:00PM: random 4 minutes of actual feelings. very odd. everyone feels deeply uncomfortable with saying they genuinely like each other.

7:00PM: York finally arrives. when asked where hes been, he says the sight of mass's red sox doormat repeled him like a demon with a ring of salt. so he went home. the only reason he's back is becuase its too dark to see it. he brings cheesecake, which causes a great deal more fighting than expected as they all genuinely crash out at the concept of a cheesecake made in a way tehy didn't expect. rhode and mass stood in the garden, again like ben affleck, thinking of the sad relity of their love of thanksgiving vs the people theyre surrounded by.

8:00: 4th political argument. they decide to resolve it with a game of football, forgetting that its pitch black outside and maine has the night blindness of a mole. unfortunately for maine, running at speeds not to be expected for a casual game, rhode is only 5 apples tall- maine instantly faceplants. mass has been doing shots since he woke up and can't even say what a bone is anymore. that brings him to the second, worse choice. dela.

10:00PM: final political argument. they all agree this has been a waste of time. they all agree they hate each other. they stay in mass's house for hours more, which seems to contridict this.

[louis--wifey]

Oh look! Even more of these!

[theywhoshantbenamed]

ok wait I found this

could you possible do another doodle using this image

idk what ship but I love me my Yorkie ships

Or you could do an Alaska/Rhode Island ship and give them the size difference

Lmaoooo the funny thing here is this bed will either be way too big for Rhode or way too small for Alaska

Also Rhode Island would suffocate

[freshwolfhell]

The one thing Alaska and Rhode Island have in common is getting overlooked. Alaska because he is quiet and Rhode because he literally is too short to grab attention.

[abcwordsurge]

Texas: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

New York: I sleep with a knife

Alaska: Both of you are pathetic

Texas: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Alaska: Rhode Island

[daily-table21]

Video: A Statehouse Halloween

Status: Public

Link: A Statehouse Halloween - YouTube

Date Posted: October 30th 2020

[silelda]

Rhode Island: I am not tiny! This world is just weirdly proportioned!

[doueverwonder]

smth smth shit I found on pinterest but its wttt states to me; (in no particular order)

Florida:

Rhode Island:

California:

Texas:

I forgot to save them but North Dakota (paraphrasing):

"I'm the most gender nuetral farmhand in this wheat field"

"what field are you in?" "Corn field. Big one. Yelling at the Aliens to come pick me up"

Maine:

Virginia:

Nevada:

anywho yeah

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Whenever Rhode Island goes shopping with another state, he likes to hide in clothing racks and shelves to scare them.

Especially with Texas and Alaska because they are the tallest states and make fun of his height the most.

Rhode thinks its hilarious to see a 7'2 Alaska jump out of skin and shriek like a girl.

Rhode thinks it's funny with Texas too, except he was a little concerned at first when Texas crumbled and passed out (fainting goat type of thing lmao.

[dailymothanon]

Brah put your clothes back on 🙁 I was reading about Rhody and you're telling me two of his state nicknames were Rogues Island and The Licentious Republic? Like now I gotta know what he got up to back then so much that the nicknames are still stuck to him today 🤨 I'm also thinkin to blast him with tats (particularly sailor tats) cuz of the reasons of the nickname and also sailor culture 😌 he probably had a wild phase back in his days

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Montana has very long legs so he once tripped over the floor and nearly trampled Rhode Island over till the guy was almost a pancake and no one has any idea which of these two said 'fuck' more while trying to get up.

The Northeast are plotting their revenge to this day. But it's hard to do so when the tallest one of you reaches the opponent's waist.

[yippeeometer]

still thinking of my favorite divorcees rhode and cut. its my new fav headcanon. bc i know the process was so long.

it takes cut months and months and months to serve the papers bc rhode lives on a boat that he physically can't stop himself from calling a dump; and all the lawyers he goes to think hes just pranking them because 'who the fuck is a professional pirate in this day and age?' and rhode refuses to give him a real address bc hes convinced theres a connecticut version of the mob that'll put out a hit on him. cut is in crisis bc rhode gets annoyingly hot after they break up and not once, not twice, but many times they go out with the NE and end up making out again even though theyve been ruining the whole evening by fighting. they get into a custody battle over a bunch of clothes from the revolution bc neither of them want to take them bc theyre so ugly. they have middle school 'tell cut i said that hes a bitch' conversations through mass and ny every time they have to go to the table. rhode instantly wishes the revolution failed when he frogets to block cut from his socials and cut starts commenting 'TAKE OUR WEDDINF PICTURES DOWN!!!' on all his posts bc he might hate his wife, but goddamn they both look hot in those pictres. they still go to couples therapy once a month just to be dramatic about things that happened 100 years ago. theyre constantly at risk of getting back together and have been divorced and married most of everyone in the statehouse.