#wttt rhode island

[doueverwonder]

smth smth shit I found on pinterest but its wttt states to me; (in no particular order)

Florida:

Rhode Island:

California:

Texas:

I forgot to save them but North Dakota (paraphrasing):

"I'm the most gender nuetral farmhand in this wheat field"

"what field are you in?" "Corn field. Big one. Yelling at the Aliens to come pick me up"

Maine:

Virginia:

Nevada:

anywho yeah

[chaoticarson16]

@artistictiana Found it lol. The one that I mentioned in the instrument ask. I finally had the motivation to finish the drawing after I was reminded of this lol

Full body shot of both to show the height comparison (yes these are two actual people and their actual height differences lol)

Separate full body shots of both

Close-ups of their faces cause I’m really proud of the details lol

For the shorter one the Sousa actually hits their knees when they march😭

Since u all fw marching band wttt then here u go except I'm only doing the states cause gov would def be the director who has to deal with them

Also these headcanons r real I swear I'm right (by a trombonist)

all in alphabetical order btw

1. ALABAMA — probably would do bari-sax

2. ALASKA — percussion. thats it. just percussion. (Up for interpretation)

3. ARIZONA — flute or bass clarinet, one of those.

4. ARKANSAS — flute

5. CALIFORNIA — he would be a fucking clarinet, no exceptions. He just gives off clarinet vibes, or just woodwind in general

6. COLORADO — tenor drums

7. CONNECTICUT — piccolo or mellophone

8. DELAWARE — flute

9. FLORIDA — cymbals or piccolo, one of those at the very least.

10. GEORGIA — trumpet. 100% trumpet player

11. HAWAI'I — glockenspiel or marimba

12. IDAHO — trumpet

13. ILLINOIS — euphonium or bass drums

14. INDIANA — saxophone

15. IOWA — alto saxophone

16. KANSAS — trumpet

17. KENTUCKY — trumpet or saxophone

18. LOUISIANA — trombone. (Sorry to all those saxophone loui lovers.. but i feel like his instrument would be the trombone,, it's still a jazz instrument so ykyk)

19. MAINE — bass drums or euphonium

20. MARYLAND — clarinet

21. MASSACHUSETTS — oh he's a flute, that's for sure. 😭😭

22. MICHIGAN — tenor sax

23. MINNESOTA — mellophone

24. MISSISSIPPI — trumpet

25. MISSOURI — vibraphone

26. MONTANA — cornet

27. NEBRASKA — trumpet

28. NEVADA — I'm sorry but he'd probably do tenor sax

29. NEW HAMPSHIRE — piccolo

30. NEW JERSEY — snare drum

31. NEW MEXICO — cornet

32. NEW YORK — snare or tenor drums

33. NORTH CAROLINA — trumpet

34. NORTH DAKOTA — flute (sighs)

35. OHIO — trombone

36. OKLAHOMA — alto sax

37. OREGON — marimba

38. PENNSYLVANIA — glockenspiel

39. RHODE ISLAND — sousaphone/tuba. im fucking SERIOUS about this man he would love this

40. SOUTH CAROLINA — clarinet

41. SOUTH DAKOTA — saxophone

42. TENNESSEE — tenor sax

43. TEXAS — sousaphone/tuba

44. UTAH — flute or bass clarinet

45. VERMONT — flute. (dear god help me)

46. VIRGINIA — flute (guess what)

47. WASHINGTON — flute (im going insane please stop)

48. WEST VIRGINIA — cymbals or drumline

49. WISCONSIN — xylophone

50. WYOMING — euphonium

I'm literally right abt this i swear ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

"You're wrong about—" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[yosefcandraw]

Alaska, Texas and Rhode Island

I need more states to draw so please send them my way!!!

[dailymothanon]

Have you ever designed Providence? I think they'd look super neat in you design

Hmm 🤔 not sure how I’m feeling on the design so I’ll leave it up to y’all… I did read a bit on Providence to get a feel, I’d imagine they’d be mixed (probably Dominican and white); but I kind of wanted to make them a little androgynous just because 😌 might change the hair? Dunno yet. Kinda wanna make them a little rougher lookin tho, looks too kind to be in Rhode Island 😒/j

Also yes he’s GAY 🫵 happy gay month Providence

[theywhoshantbenamed]

ok wait I found this

could you possible do another doodle using this image

idk what ship but I love me my Yorkie ships

Or you could do an Alaska/Rhode Island ship and give them the size difference

Lmaoooo the funny thing here is this bed will either be way too big for Rhode or way too small for Alaska

Also Rhode Island would suffocate

[freshwolfhell]

The one thing Alaska and Rhode Island have in common is getting overlooked. Alaska because he is quiet and Rhode because he literally is too short to grab attention.

[daily-table21]

Video: A Statehouse Halloween

Status: Public

Link: A Statehouse Halloween - YouTube

Date Posted: October 30th 2020

[yippeeometer]

A (correct) timeline of NE thanksgiving

4:00AM: Hammy arrives. the party isn't supposed to start for another many hours, but he went out drinking and, when realizing he couldnt drive, simply treked the many miles to mass's house. it took him several days. no one is awake when he arrives so he sets about on a sidequest trying to find some rocks to throw at mass's window.

5:00AM: Hammy is allowed in the house. it turns out maine was also staying there, but was so shocked and bewildered by the idea of having to host before he was ready that he laid face down on the floor so Hammy would think he was a rug. Hammy notices him very easily. They won't be speaking for a few hours.

7:00AM: actual thanksgiving prep begins. Mass and Penn divorce 5 times over how to correctly cook a turkey. maine stares into the camera and serves child of divorce whilst taking notes for his next murder mystery. somewhere, many miles away, York is visibly shaking and sweating at the idea of having to talk to people.

8:00AM: First political argument. Cut arrives under the guise of being there to help prep, but actually wants the ego boost of having a life slightly more put together than these lunatics. singlehandedly almost cancels thanksgiving for everyone for not getting the fuck out the kicthen fast enough.

10:00 AM: nothing has been done for two hours. PA and Hammy ripping cables out the tv angrily muttering to themselves. Theyre actively doing each other hindrance as Hammy is sure hes doing this for the parade and PA's only focus is the football. luckily, they havent communicated since the 1800s so the argument can be delayed at least an hour. mass stood outside like ben affleck w a cigarette rekindling his relationship with god to ask him to just let the meteor hit.

11:00AM: another political argument. dela, upon figuring out he was not a key part of this years celebrations, threatens to join the south and tell them all the family recipes. unfortunately, the person he complains about this to is NJ, who was kicked out the chat for too many your mom jokes and doesn't even know whats going on. dela is now faced with the worlds most difficult decision; hold this fuck up above everyone silently or bitch about it to their faces. one of the options involves carpooling with new jersey.

1:00PM: Monty arrives. despite being given a list of things he was supposed to bring, he completely forgot and brought tape, maple syrup and insulated tubes from the nearest gas station. the only reason he doesn't die on the doorstep is bc maine says 'at least theyre edible' and everyone focuses on that bullshit instead. This is a mistake, as one of the things on his list was Rhode Island. The most happy PA looks all day is when he says he'll go get him before anyone else can offer. he and mass divorce once more over him being wayyyy to happy to get away from this.

2:00PM: NJ and dela arrive. dela instantly makes a big deal of mass fucking up the invites. mass threatens to throw him in a lake bc fuck you, he invented thanksgiving, he gets to host. Hammy has long since given up on the tv, and is now establishing a complicated system of terrible drawings w monty and maine so they can experience the parade without seeing it. NJ banned from the kitchen bc hes unable to not be a total control freak.

4:00PM: Rhode and PA arrive. Rhode is instantly pissy and threatens to turn monty into a frittata. is only stopped by the fact that cut is there and he hates his ex-wife more. NJ asks why hammy didn't just use the remote to turn on the tv, to which PA has to refrain himself from smiling. the remote is in his car. fuck that fucking parade. the dinner finally starts.

5:00PM: 3rd political argument. this one is slightly more advanced in the fact no one can hear what anyone else is saying, so they just argue about whatever. communism. the bruins. what a frittata is. York has not shown up yet. Cut tries texting him to ask where he is and he says 'fuck off, thsi number isnt in use'- which is suspicious bc autogenerated texts dont normally contain 'fuck'. they go around saying what theyre thankful for. 80% of the answers are to do with not being from jersey. Nj takes a 45 minute smoke break during which he googles 'fbi' 'how to get the fbi to raid you' 'how to get rid of the family'.

6:00PM: random 4 minutes of actual feelings. very odd. everyone feels deeply uncomfortable with saying they genuinely like each other.

7:00PM: York finally arrives. when asked where hes been, he says the sight of mass's red sox doormat repeled him like a demon with a ring of salt. so he went home. the only reason he's back is becuase its too dark to see it. he brings cheesecake, which causes a great deal more fighting than expected as they all genuinely crash out at the concept of a cheesecake made in a way tehy didn't expect. rhode and mass stood in the garden, again like ben affleck, thinking of the sad relity of their love of thanksgiving vs the people theyre surrounded by.

8:00: 4th political argument. they decide to resolve it with a game of football, forgetting that its pitch black outside and maine has the night blindness of a mole. unfortunately for maine, running at speeds not to be expected for a casual game, rhode is only 5 apples tall- maine instantly faceplants. mass has been doing shots since he woke up and can't even say what a bone is anymore. that brings him to the second, worse choice. dela.

10:00PM: final political argument. they all agree this has been a waste of time. they all agree they hate each other. they stay in mass's house for hours more, which seems to contridict this.

[silelda]

Rhode Island: I am not tiny! This world is just weirdly proportioned!

[abcwordsurge]

incomplete list of states that I usually headcanon as aspec:

Illinois (aroace)

Nebraska (aroace)

Missouri (aro)

Gov (aro)

Florida (arospec)

Rhode Island (aroace)

Alaska (ace)

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Montana has very long legs so he once tripped over the floor and nearly trampled Rhode Island over till the guy was almost a pancake and no one has any idea which of these two said 'fuck' more while trying to get up.

The Northeast are plotting their revenge to this day. But it's hard to do so when the tallest one of you reaches the opponent's waist.

[doueverwonder]

actually Alaska and Rhode Island standing next to each other is the funniest scene in any Ben Brainard video

[stawpny]

IM OBSESSED WITH THESE THINGS OMG

LOOK AT THEMMM

(Left to right: California, New York, Montana, Tennessee, Rhode Island, Massachusetts)

THEYRE SO CUTE AMMSWHAJMSUW

they’re in love 🙏🙏

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Whenever Rhode Island goes shopping with another state, he likes to hide in clothing racks and shelves to scare them.

Especially with Texas and Alaska because they are the tallest states and make fun of his height the most.

Rhode thinks its hilarious to see a 7'2 Alaska jump out of skin and shriek like a girl.

Rhode thinks it's funny with Texas too, except he was a little concerned at first when Texas crumbled and passed out (fainting goat type of thing lmao.

[dailymothanon]

Brah put your clothes back on 🙁 I was reading about Rhody and you're telling me two of his state nicknames were Rogues Island and The Licentious Republic? Like now I gotta know what he got up to back then so much that the nicknames are still stuck to him today 🤨 I'm also thinkin to blast him with tats (particularly sailor tats) cuz of the reasons of the nickname and also sailor culture 😌 he probably had a wild phase back in his days

[theywhoshantbenamed]

How tiny would a baby Rhode Island look? Would Alaska look like an eight year old at four? Heights be going crazy lol

I think it’d be funny if it was one of those cases where the older and taller kid ends up being the shortest as an adult(signed, a shorter older sibling 😭)