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theyre so pissy i hate them..... grrrrr i need them locked in a hot car

ohio state is trying to make it illegal for opposing teams to plant their flags in the osu stadium. this is in no way related to michigan, why would you think that

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ALPHABET MAN FIC IS THE BEST IM GNAWING AT MY CAGE EXCIETED

haha hey so. that last chapter of my ohio / michigan fic (x). it is literally so long that I am going to split it into two chapters. I just posted the first (or sixth, really), and will be sharing the seventh before the end of the day (to keep my posting schedule on track). cheers, hope you like it!

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hes sooooo momcore he cant escape it. mom comes out of him sleeper agent style. one minute hes living a normal life the next hes making u soup when ur sick and he doesnt even know how he got here

Love the idea of Virginia ending up the Responsible Adult (TM) out of the states, but like forcibly. He is begging to not be the adult anymore but he has to be. Someone save him.

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tinyometers love u all yes you can tag me in random posts yes you can send me random asks yes you can message me yes you can ask questions ab the french revolution and fall of yugoslavia yes you can send me random things i love you

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no one gets him like i get him spray him with pesticide

Happy statehood Pennsylvania!

December 12th, 1787

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Texas and Aus would get into such big arguments when he does that bc aus always sees it as his cue to come out. whats that? heard my name guess ill be appearing now.

states facing weekly crisises forgetting what name they said when they were at bingo. florida and louisiana and having to think up all the fake names theyve given at bars and alwys saying the wrong one.

wy would just say his name is wyoming and refuse to elaborate. you can ask questions, he wont answer though.

some of the states are just real bad at the fake name thing; like Kentucky panicked when someone asked his name once and now in a total of four towns he's gotta go by Tucker and in another four Kenny. Florida just tells people his name is Flo and when ppl point out that's usually a woman's name he pretends to be all offended and says he was named after his grandma. California accidentally started to introduce himself as California but caught himself and now his name is Calvin, Michigan doing the same thing and ending up with Mitchell. Indiana out here introducing himself as Indiana and then having to lie and say his parents just really liked Indiana Jones. The Dakota's are fighting over who gets Dakota for their civilian name, they have an elaborate story about being separated at birth and accidentally named the same thing. Texas has on multiple occasions told someone his name was Austin bc it was just the first thing that came to mind (Austin gets upset bc "thats my name" "shut up"). Georgia has gone by George multiple different times, but it's arguably funnier when Washington goes by George.

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the four corners are my silly rabbits and ill be beating them with rocks

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still thinking of my favorite divorcees rhode and cut. its my new fav headcanon. bc i know the process was so long.

it takes cut months and months and months to serve the papers bc rhode lives on a boat that he physically can't stop himself from calling a dump; and all the lawyers he goes to think hes just pranking them because 'who the fuck is a professional pirate in this day and age?' and rhode refuses to give him a real address bc hes convinced theres a connecticut version of the mob that'll put out a hit on him. cut is in crisis bc rhode gets annoyingly hot after they break up and not once, not twice, but many times they go out with the NE and end up making out again even though theyve been ruining the whole evening by fighting. they get into a custody battle over a bunch of clothes from the revolution bc neither of them want to take them bc theyre so ugly. they have middle school 'tell cut i said that hes a bitch' conversations through mass and ny every time they have to go to the table. rhode instantly wishes the revolution failed when he frogets to block cut from his socials and cut starts commenting 'TAKE OUR WEDDINF PICTURES DOWN!!!' on all his posts bc he might hate his wife, but goddamn they both look hot in those pictres. they still go to couples therapy once a month just to be dramatic about things that happened 100 years ago. theyre constantly at risk of getting back together and have been divorced and married most of everyone in the statehouse.

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not having this mass slander our accent ON TOP !!!!

Mkay. I found a long thing on pinterest so I’m just gonna

yea

Why California tho

Alaska was done dirty, never been to Alaska but I feel like they were done a little dirty

unless the Alaskans confirm that their food is trash then I’m gonna say that this map did Alaska dirty

UM

UM

no thank you

california is pretty and that’s it, I’ve been there and it’s an ok state at best

Lmao

I did not expect California

NY is just colder Florida so like, expected, but for Texas to be more green than Florida? Damn, Florida you really fell off

NO

Girly when I went to California I saw fat bald dads and not a lot of the Cali girls, I saw more fat bald dads there than like, any other type of person

LMAO???? Poor Alabama lmfao

I appreciate my state being the darkest green 💅

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if were wondernig how the sleeping is going.... could not be worse pal

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actually kings what are our most toxic ships im thinking of branching out for the next fic....

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agree so hard and raise u: not liking summer or spring

my unpopular opinion of not liking the beach

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this and i beg he speak it in the thickest southern accent possible so no one believes hes not pulling a prank on them. hes so texas ab it i lobe him

I have a headcanon that Texas does speak French (he was owned by the French for a little bit!!), but literally nobody knows he does.

Until Loui is talking smack in French (he does it a LOT more than people think) and Texas is just like:

"Hey uh. Ya do know I can understand ya, right?"

Loui just fucking evaporates at that point 💀

Think of it as that one clip of Quackity and Jschlatt when Quackity found out that Jschlatt could speak Spanish 💀

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#bedtime for yippeeometer#we need you to be strong and well rested soldier to fight for the nation we call the wttt fandom#go lay down

pwincesses its 2pm in ma. i may be 2 million years old but i am not ab to go sit down on a rocking chair like im withering

finally understand why ny is such a chronic bitch. the insomnia has killed evry rational thought in his brain. hes seeing the hat man and the hat man is smiling at him sweetly as he is telling him to go apeshit.

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genuine fr*nch pet names to use on ur fr*nch states bc mon petit is boring

credentials: je suis french.....

mon chou/ chouchou- ...... french people are cwazy man this one literally means my cabbage. wy uses it one time w montana and it embarases him so badly he physically feels ill. he considers a divorce for months.

with big guys you say mon nounours- its like a teddy bear. think,,, arkansas.

obvi there mon chat for cat-like states, however i live in the comedy world where rado, in his many years of forgetting french language, says ma chatte frequently and loud (which uh.... doesnt mean cat). says it to an ne state and a second civil war almost starts.

mon raleur. any of ur particularly pissy states. liutch means 'complainer'. someone will use it to describe tx and he loses his shit. unfortunaly, its very true to his character.

mon gros. its like a way of saying bro but it means fat or big. very concerning for outsiders. loui finds it hilarious.

ma puce- my flea, which loui would absolutely use t descirbe flo. flo finds it instantly very attractive and sets about trying to cover himself in fleas to get the nickname to fit.

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all of a sudden i cant see english...... hmmmmmm chais pas

finally understand why ny is such a chronic bitch. the insomnia has killed evry rational thought in his brain. hes seeing the hat man and the hat man is smiling at him sweetly as he is telling him to go apeshit.

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im sorry fpr party rocking......

finally understand why ny is such a chronic bitch. the insomnia has killed evry rational thought in his brain. hes seeing the hat man and the hat man is smiling at him sweetly as he is telling him to go apeshit.