freshwolfhell

[freshwolfhell]

While it's fun to think of Zemo as a big flirt back in his pre Fall of Sokovia days...

Considering he is from Southern/Eastern Europe, I bet he was reeeeally repressed otherwise he'd get punched by dudes he'd flirt with.

Which makes it hilarious that as soon as he went to America to avenge his family, he started flirting with everyone.

Probably read it's legal lmao

[freshwolfhell]

[freshwolfhell]

Zemo: Take me out.

Bucky: Like on a date or with a gun?

Zemo: Surprise me

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New Avengerz: (cheering at the logging truck in the back of the van)

New Avengers©: What the fuck is wrong with you

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Ava: Got anxiety? Just call John, he will punch it away.

Sam: How about therapy?

Ava: A what

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Sam: How is it possible to have a full team of five people and not a single braincell?

Bucky: Five!? Oh my god, we forgot Yelena at home!

[freshwolfhell]

#and there’s a bit of insanity in YOURS my dude

Daniel Brühl as Helmut Zemo CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016)

[freshwolfhell]

Thanks at promoting, bro

(slams fist on the table)

Bucky dragging Zemo out of jail and keeping Wakandans off of him with his connections as a Congressman and with Val's help by making him an American citizen...

By marrying him.

(exit followed by the White Wolf)

[freshwolfhell]

Still no money for the fucking tablet I am experiencing fucking withdrawals without my drawing tablet

Paper doesn't hit the same

[freshwolfhell]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66175519/chapters/172269433

Fuck it, I just did it in one of the chapters.

(slams fist on the table)

Bucky dragging Zemo out of jail and keeping Wakandans off of him with his connections as a Congressman and with Val's help by making him an American citizen...

By marrying him.

(exit followed by the White Wolf)

[freshwolfhell]

(slams fist on the table)

Bucky dragging Zemo out of jail and keeping Wakandans off of him with his connections as a Congressman and with Val's help by making him an American citizen...

By marrying him.

(exit followed by the White Wolf)

[freshwolfhell]

Just your scheduled 30 year breakdown for him

(Sets fire to cars) Girls when California

[freshwolfhell]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46721485/chapters/170689177

It's been a while. New short chapter.

[freshwolfhell]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66175519

Had to get this out. Been boiling since Endgame and that stupid fucking ending.

[freshwolfhell]

Watcha doing with that left leg, Buck

Bucky and Walker in the gym one day get arguing and the word just slips out of Bucky’s mouth and he knows he has fucked up and actually started to like John.

[freshwolfhell]

Bucky and Walker in the gym one day get arguing and the word just slips out of Bucky’s mouth and he knows he has fucked up and actually started to like John.

[freshwolfhell]

got bit by the sentryagent bug and now im freaking gay

[freshwolfhell]

Bucky was shown to do the same thing as Yelena.

Wake up, go to work, come back to an empty home, try to read the shit he needs for his job. Go to sleep alone.

Alexei was doing the same at his limo job as well, we saw that in the film as well.

As for John we saw what happened in the flashback. Its safe to say he didnt get better after the divorce. Just... Job and doomscrolling after it.

Ava and Bob as well.

Every single Thunderbolt member was fucking depressed and alone before the film started.

[freshwolfhell]

If there is any sibling coded relationship in thunderbolts it's John and Yelena. They're just!! I can see them protecting each other and being there for one and another through thick and thin, while still being like "how dumb can you be istg" and "MY idea is The Good Idea" and "I AM better than you and I WILL beat you at rock paper scissors if that's the last thing I do on this god forsaken planet"

[freshwolfhell]

Random thought:

Bucky can't stand Walker because John looks like Steve but acts and talks like Bucky.