#wttt delaware

[theywhoshantbenamed]

“What are the worst things to say when you’re getting mugged?”

As promised, here’s the silly lil northeast comic y’all voted for. It was based off a skit I saw a few years ago that I cannot for the life of me find now but it was so Northeast coded I couldn’t not draw it

Pennsylvania is the only one who actually gets a gun, the others you get to decided if they’re bluffing or not

Full pages and lineart under the cut!!

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Sketches that will probably never be finished, part 2

Part 1

[doueverwonder]

The thirteen probably complain SO MUCH about the old jokes but they all are old so they can't complain, its not allowed:

Not a single one of them is capable of sitting down or standing up without groaning loud enough for the entire house to hear.

They all pull the "when I was a kid we walked five miles in the snow uphill both ways to go to school" stories like 7 times a day.

Also the "If you aren't old enough to remember the revolution, you're not old enough for your opinion to matter to me" (but they don't listen to each other either so rlly its a shitty excuse).

"When I was your age I had three jobs and seven roommates all named William and was happy as a clam, while you young states get on the tick tock and make videos complaining about everything"

speaking of put 'the' before every app name, 'the tiktok' 'the youtube' 'the google' 'the instagram' 'the facebook' it's not necessary. California loses a bit more sanity every time they hear it, NY being their bf is definitly doing it on purpose by now.

"Western States" (said in the same tone as 'kids these days') -- a true and real quote by the state of Delaware.

they eat dinner at like 4 pm. because. logic.

They all have at least 1 stereotypical old person collection, those little porcelain statues, decorative plates, stamps, coins, fucking cuckoo clocks. props if u collect that stuff its neat but dear lord.

they're all stubborn about it but half of them need glasses, the other half should start looking into hearing aids, at least two or three should really be using a cane but it's going to take not being able to read menus, hours of going "WHAT?" from like 4 feet away, and a broken hip before any of them "admit defeat" or whatever they think it is.

They all lore drop like no ones business, one second you're watching tv while daring to sit next to one of them and the next second you're getting first had details of Valley Forge, “that sounds traumatizing” “it was character building”

They also bring up decades old drama that was between people that are long dead. The states all sitting around getting to hear about the pettiest feuds the founding fathers ever had. Tell Lin to get his pen ready we need a whole second musical just about this undocumented beef.

the old jokes are the singular thing Florida keeps his mouth shut on bc he’s older then all of them and if he’s not careful they’ll come for him next.

[northduhcodeuh]

May I request some MA/VA? Only if you’d like 👍

Sorry for the wait 🥲

Delaware proceed to tell everyone they were dating.

Idk I like the idea of nobody expecting them to be dating, cause like, Virginia was so done with Massachusetts sh!t. 

I’m working on Delawares design so will most likely change. I used this as an excuse to draw him.

(Original image under cut)

Original image I found on Pinterest

[dailymothanon]

Hiii! Can we see more Delaware?

If you have time, ofc :)

Delly baby... it's been awhile since I drew him so yeah!! Something about Delly's state symbols feel whimsical, much like NH's 😌 good for them truly! I saw that his state fruit were strawberries so... why not give him a good ol' snack of many berries

Meanwhile Mass and Maine has... several state symbols relating to cranberries for mass and blueberries for maine... so greedy like they've not eaten all day... Jersey put in a lot of work to grow those things just for them to eat all of the berries he gifted them immediately like some monsters 😠

[yippeeometer]

I regularly think about Maine being forced to be social outside of New England when it comes to recreating king books like 1922 and children of the corn. approaching Midwest states menacingly to tell them he needs access to so much corn for research purposes.

the NE has a translator for this very purpose. they physically cant talk to anyone w/o threatening them or freaking them out.

it's dela. they conned him into talking to other states for them by pretending its a very important job only the oldest could do and he fell for it immediately. his only roll is to make sure that the reputation of the Ne doesnt crash and burn more than it already has and to make sure his weird children make friends with the normies.

case study: children of the corn. maine had as usual been desparately trying to get a book to be like his idol stephan. and he stumbles upon children of the corn. he claims to want the midwest to take part because i would be 'realistic' but really its because the week before they did kujo and rhode bit hammy and since then hammy refused to play horror. this just so happened to be at the same time the midwest was trying to get illi to leave the house and also the week they needed mich and ohio to get along or risk gov sitting in on their meetings like an angry mom. cue minnisota and dela struggling to set up a play date between their biggest freak children.

[daily-table21]

extra post p2 happy love day :>

Video: Valentine's Day, the Super Bowl, and anti-protesting w/ Anna Eskamani

Status: Public

Link: Valentine's Day, the Super Bowl, and anti-protesting w/ Anna Eskamani

Date Posted: February 12th 2021

[floridasnatural]

Happy statehood Delaware!

December 7th, 1787

[louis--wifey]

States but they all play a different character in Hamilton bc a statehouse karaoke night idea is stuck in my head

Aaron Burr - Maryland

Alexander Hamilton - New York

Angelica Schuyler Church - Massachusetts

Eliza Schuyler Hamilton - Pennsylvania

George Washington - Virginia

Hercules Mulligan - Florida

James Madison - South Carolina

James Reynolds - Texas

John Laurens - Washington

King George III - Gov

Maria Reynolds - California

Marquis de Lafayette - Louisiana

Peggy Schuyler - Connecticut

Phillip Hamilton - New Jersey

Samuel Seabury - Delaware

Thomas Jefferson - North Carolina

Edit: CHECK REPOSTS IF THIS IF YOUR FIRST TIME SEEING THIS‼️

[forever-eternal]

which state are you drawing first?

Delaware at the moment :)

[freshwolfhell]

CrazedStoryteller and I bemoaned the fact that a lot of states just had lazy shirts or jerseys on them, making it hard to tell them apart or remember them. Then we agreed that old money trio of Connecticut(Left), Rhode Island(middle) and Delaware(right) would and should have been in suits at the Table. After all, one has old money, the second has old mafia and the third has business.

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Sketches that will probably never be finished

Part 2

[doueverwonder]

“When you went to use the bathroom Rhode started a fight, we were just going to get kicked out but then York threatened the bartender on the way out, Mass and Conn lied about being lawyers, PA impersonated a cop, Mary lied about being pregnant, Delaware faked a heart attack, and Jersey stole a car. Took the rest of us because we were all together causing trouble by that point”

I need to explain in detail what happened in this scene out of this fic bc dear lord its funny in my head;

"When you went to use the bathroom Rhode started a fight," - pretty self explanatory, Virginia went to the bathroom Rhode's brain went "the adult supervision is GONE you should BITE THAT GUY" and he did. case closed.

"York threatened the bartender on the way out," - tbh fair, bc the bartender is the one who called the cops even though they deescalated the fight and started to leave pretty quickly but unfortunately the rest of the 13 took this as their cue to just get back to causing mischief.

"Mass and Conn lied about being lawyers," - this one actually could have worked, Mass hasn't had a valid bar card in about 40 yrs and Conn never went to law school but knows enough kinda legal/political jargon they'd both be able to fake it until proof was required.... except they both claimed to be the ONLY lawyer in the group.

"PA impersonated a cop," - listen, this mans first line of defense probably would've been claim to be a lawyer too, but like, he was so drunk he couldn't even remember the word 'law' his brain went "uhhh cops protect their own claim to be one" and he did then promptly punched an officer bc that makes sense.

"Mary lied about being pregnant," - no one knows what she was trying to do with this lie but it was promptly debunked with 'ma'am are you telling us you're drinking while pregnant?' and she got real quiet and didn't bring it up again.

"Delaware faked a heart attack," - found out that night Delaware is the worst actor known to man, he went "oh no. my heart." the most monotone voice then sat down on the ground normally. it fooled no one but was funny to watch.

"and Jersey stole a car." - the funniest and dumbest one of them all, this man had a single handcuff on went "oh my god look over there!" and then grabbed the keys sprinted for a squad car and got away somehow??? They found him three days later in Nebraska considering faking his death and starting over as a wandering farmhand. he was still wearing the handcuff.

The Carolina's are both surprisingly calm drunks and were just sitting on the curb watching all this go down and laughing their asses off, probably videoing to send to the all states gc. New Hampshire and Georgia were still mostly sober and were making mental lists on all the ways Virginia could kill them when she finds out about all this. Virginia somehow stayed in the bathroom just long enough to miss the whole thing.

[fandomgeeknerd]

CANDY LORE X WTTT

[dailymothanon]

Omg, milkshake date between Delly and Rhody 🤯🤯 it’s been awhile since I drew Delly I also figure 🤔 but anywho I totally see the vision for these two! And I did in fact look at sailor tats 😌 so that’s what Rhody’s got going on tho they’re not fleshed out

[yippeeometer]

A (correct) timeline of NE thanksgiving

4:00AM: Hammy arrives. the party isn't supposed to start for another many hours, but he went out drinking and, when realizing he couldnt drive, simply treked the many miles to mass's house. it took him several days. no one is awake when he arrives so he sets about on a sidequest trying to find some rocks to throw at mass's window.

5:00AM: Hammy is allowed in the house. it turns out maine was also staying there, but was so shocked and bewildered by the idea of having to host before he was ready that he laid face down on the floor so Hammy would think he was a rug. Hammy notices him very easily. They won't be speaking for a few hours.

7:00AM: actual thanksgiving prep begins. Mass and Penn divorce 5 times over how to correctly cook a turkey. maine stares into the camera and serves child of divorce whilst taking notes for his next murder mystery. somewhere, many miles away, York is visibly shaking and sweating at the idea of having to talk to people.

8:00AM: First political argument. Cut arrives under the guise of being there to help prep, but actually wants the ego boost of having a life slightly more put together than these lunatics. singlehandedly almost cancels thanksgiving for everyone for not getting the fuck out the kicthen fast enough.

10:00 AM: nothing has been done for two hours. PA and Hammy ripping cables out the tv angrily muttering to themselves. Theyre actively doing each other hindrance as Hammy is sure hes doing this for the parade and PA's only focus is the football. luckily, they havent communicated since the 1800s so the argument can be delayed at least an hour. mass stood outside like ben affleck w a cigarette rekindling his relationship with god to ask him to just let the meteor hit.

11:00AM: another political argument. dela, upon figuring out he was not a key part of this years celebrations, threatens to join the south and tell them all the family recipes. unfortunately, the person he complains about this to is NJ, who was kicked out the chat for too many your mom jokes and doesn't even know whats going on. dela is now faced with the worlds most difficult decision; hold this fuck up above everyone silently or bitch about it to their faces. one of the options involves carpooling with new jersey.

1:00PM: Monty arrives. despite being given a list of things he was supposed to bring, he completely forgot and brought tape, maple syrup and insulated tubes from the nearest gas station. the only reason he doesn't die on the doorstep is bc maine says 'at least theyre edible' and everyone focuses on that bullshit instead. This is a mistake, as one of the things on his list was Rhode Island. The most happy PA looks all day is when he says he'll go get him before anyone else can offer. he and mass divorce once more over him being wayyyy to happy to get away from this.

2:00PM: NJ and dela arrive. dela instantly makes a big deal of mass fucking up the invites. mass threatens to throw him in a lake bc fuck you, he invented thanksgiving, he gets to host. Hammy has long since given up on the tv, and is now establishing a complicated system of terrible drawings w monty and maine so they can experience the parade without seeing it. NJ banned from the kitchen bc hes unable to not be a total control freak.

4:00PM: Rhode and PA arrive. Rhode is instantly pissy and threatens to turn monty into a frittata. is only stopped by the fact that cut is there and he hates his ex-wife more. NJ asks why hammy didn't just use the remote to turn on the tv, to which PA has to refrain himself from smiling. the remote is in his car. fuck that fucking parade. the dinner finally starts.

5:00PM: 3rd political argument. this one is slightly more advanced in the fact no one can hear what anyone else is saying, so they just argue about whatever. communism. the bruins. what a frittata is. York has not shown up yet. Cut tries texting him to ask where he is and he says 'fuck off, thsi number isnt in use'- which is suspicious bc autogenerated texts dont normally contain 'fuck'. they go around saying what theyre thankful for. 80% of the answers are to do with not being from jersey. Nj takes a 45 minute smoke break during which he googles 'fbi' 'how to get the fbi to raid you' 'how to get rid of the family'.

6:00PM: random 4 minutes of actual feelings. very odd. everyone feels deeply uncomfortable with saying they genuinely like each other.

7:00PM: York finally arrives. when asked where hes been, he says the sight of mass's red sox doormat repeled him like a demon with a ring of salt. so he went home. the only reason he's back is becuase its too dark to see it. he brings cheesecake, which causes a great deal more fighting than expected as they all genuinely crash out at the concept of a cheesecake made in a way tehy didn't expect. rhode and mass stood in the garden, again like ben affleck, thinking of the sad relity of their love of thanksgiving vs the people theyre surrounded by.

8:00: 4th political argument. they decide to resolve it with a game of football, forgetting that its pitch black outside and maine has the night blindness of a mole. unfortunately for maine, running at speeds not to be expected for a casual game, rhode is only 5 apples tall- maine instantly faceplants. mass has been doing shots since he woke up and can't even say what a bone is anymore. that brings him to the second, worse choice. dela.

10:00PM: final political argument. they all agree this has been a waste of time. they all agree they hate each other. they stay in mass's house for hours more, which seems to contridict this.