#wttt northeast

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Montana has very long legs so he once tripped over the floor and nearly trampled Rhode Island over till the guy was almost a pancake and no one has any idea which of these two said 'fuck' more while trying to get up.

The Northeast are plotting their revenge to this day. But it's hard to do so when the tallest one of you reaches the opponent's waist.

[stawpny]

New York, turning to Texas: You’re Mexican, right?

Texas, startled: Uh, yeah?

New York, grabbing Texas by the collar not even a second later: Listen here, you little shit, you’re gonna tell me what they put in that Coca-Cola or SO HELP ME GOD!

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anyway, summer headcannons!!!

-The NE states usually host a few pool parties, not as much as the south does, but they’re somewhat frequent.

-usually civil at these parties, except for a few unreasonable fights over baseball or anything else. (Massachusetts and New York)

-Since most of us have agreed, as a fandom, New York is a cat. for me, New York hates water, as cats do, so the first person to get into the pool usually is New York, with the help of his fellow northeastern states throwing/pushing him in. It doesn’t matter if he’s fully clothed, he will be in first.

-Rules:

-absolutely no water guns allowed. especially around Massachusetts (he’s too patriotic 😔)

- all fighting stays OUT of the water. they almost killed Connecticut last time.

-if someone has too much alcohol, outta the pool (😡)

-no purposeful drowning either

-They will splash anyone/pull anyone out of the pool back into it. Usually it’s New York. He gets out immediately most of the time after being thrown in.

-^New York brings a cat or an animal outside so that if anyone would pull him in they would feel bad for getting the creature wet as well. (He doesn’t take his rats outside bc he feels Jersey would pull him in anyway)

-Mass will always bring a box of tea and drop it in. He claims it’s tradition and that this is what the founding fathers wouldve wanted him to do.

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I’ve woken up from my deep slumber (aka: it was the last day of school)

I’ll def post more often bc I’ll be like bedrotting all day, everyday

random question: do any of u guys pronounce acronyms like by their consonants?

like every time I see “wttsh” or “wttt” I read it as “wuh-tuh-tuh-tuh” or “wuh-tuh-tuh-shhh” 😭

is that weird

anyway, ily guys!

[abcwordsurge]

wttt northeast fans. might I recommend the song "the craving" from TØP's new album "clancy" (which I have literally on repeat but anyway). it's a song all about not knowing how to communicate but trying anyway because the singer loves their partner. thought y'all might like it

[alaskashigh]

the northeast get pretty girlfriend privileges (the girlfriend is California)

[almost-correct-quotes]

nightmare blunt rotation

[evolutiononthebrain]

do y’all think the states hung out before gov started inviting them all to meetings in 2020 cuz of covid?

like im 100% sure california only ever had contact w/ florida regularly, and that was only bcuz florida liked to bother/annoy him

the midwest and northeast frankly seem to not like each other very much, exceptions being like, Indiana or Vermont ig who are never explicitly shown to dislike another state? tho even that is shaky at BEST

the south i could see getting together for barbecue or going to the bar, but w/ the tension between the carolinas and oklahoma & texas i doubt very frequently

the west probably hung out the most? like yeah most of the west are all pretty solitary but ?? i can see it, exceptions being california and probably wyoming, based off the fact that nobody seems to remember he exists

idk i’d love to imagine theyre all besties and hang out and that theyre rivalries are all jokingly but, based on canon evidence i doubt half the states have seen each other in decades and now gov decides they all need to start attending meetings so theyre forced to interact? crazyyy

[mx-heinous]

The Northeast is just one big Hate Polycule. Everybody hates everybody.... except Maine. He's doing his own thing.

[the-overgrown-states]

can i get your alaska agre hc's IF YOU SEE THEM DOING AGERE :))

-🕸

yes you may have some

Alaska is usually a caretaker

Will take care of anyone

Has babysat most of the south

is Maine and California’s designated caretaker

Shares custody of California with the Northeast though

Designated Northeast babysitter

has at least one Northeast state a month, usually more

he doesn’t regress unless around a heavily trusted source

i.e. Maine, CDC, Hawai’i, or Canada

yes he is really good friends with Canada

Hawai’i is his designated caretaker

Hawai’i has been trying to convince him to regress more because currently when he regresses he will go MONTHS without regressing

then be regressed for usually a week straight

likes to be wrapped up in big blankets and jackets and soft things when regressed

calm and quiet kid

kinda timid

has had exactly One playdate with non-Northeasteners

California had ended up having a tantrum and Florida kept biting him

he refused to regress for ages afterwards

Hawai’i held onto that grudge for a long time because Alaska STILL refuses playdates with anyone that isn’t the Northeast

most of the Northeast is calm, or chaotic but easily controllable so he likes them

constantly has stuffed animals surrounding him

will go play in the snow for hours

then when Hawai’i finally gets him inside she gives him hot cocoa and puts on Balto and its other movies for him to watch

will not sleep alone

Hawai’i gets trapped in his bed with him constantly

and if it’s a sleepover, someone else will be stuck with him

the one time he regressed by himself he got no sleep, and the house was trashed

he’s calm but when he’s stressed or tired he gets cranky

doesn’t have a lot of his own toys

has a polar bear stuffed animal that NO ONE is allowed to touch

it was a gift from Hawai’i and he will YELL if you touch it

Maine washed it one time and Alaska cried for an hour and sat at the washer and dryer to wait for it to be done

“She’s gotta be so scared :((“

[madzistired]

I made the last poll for a day instead of a week so this now exists-

[asleepygeorgian]

im so stupid-

Im debating on who I should draw but I thought of how funny it would be if I drew a bunch of state's fursona.... so....

(I'll prob go back and look at dis poll next saturday after UGA gets done playin')

[misery-has-no-company-now]

HELLO :)

It's been a while since New York received any love, so may I request any New York headcanons you may have? :3

*pls don't feel forced to answer this! <3*

Omg you are absolutely right the most loveable rat boy hasn't gotten enough love in a while ):

Time to change that!

[Using your idea of these four being brothers for this post though I do love me a good Yorksey fic (not incest!!)]

He loves cuddles, even if he pretends he doesn't. Mass, Jersey, and Cut will just see him standing there and whoosh! Grab him by the waist as quickly as they can and create a hug pile wherever they are at the moment - couch, bed, floor, basement filled with tiny children [/j], doesn't matter (they can lift him up easily because he may be tall but he's a thin bean pole okay <33 He's like if you stretch pizza dough too long and get thin pizza sticks)

All pigeons and rats love him. He can be anywhere outdoors and one of them is bound to approach him and nuzzle him lovingly because he deserves it (: Also crows. You know how they collect shiny objects and bring them to people they like? Yeah...Yorkie has quite a collection because of this now <33

Speaking of giving people gifts, my headcannon is that New York was a mentor as well as a semi-father figure to IDC because hey most of the UN bodies aren't in the state of New York for no reason okay. She regularly brings him fancy and exotic gifts from the countries she visits. I bet New York is one of those people obsessed with expensive pens or watches; and she really really indulges him with those. He deserves nice things okay (:

Yorkie is a very huggable person. You agree, very easy to hug. And since I hc that most of the NE helped raise the Western States - or at least make them accustomed to the US - Yorkie, Jersey, and surprisingly even Mass [Cut was more of helping the governmental organisations at this time] are very parental to the West; which is why if it is an especially bad rainy day for Washington, you might find him in the corner of the living room gripping onto New York's hoodie like a bird attached to its last feather. And California is practically attached to York's hip. Enough said. Some people say New York is a magnet that attracts and strongly sticks to the metal Cal is. Yorkie is just very loveable okay <33

Anyway, my brain isn't braining much right now because my stitches are being mean to me ): but that's the best I could come up with at the moment. Hope you enjoy!

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

[doueverwonder]

West is here

Midwest is here and here

[alaskashigh]

the northeast: i identify as a threat, my pronouns are try/me

the other states who were just trying to use the coffee pot:

[almost-correct-quotes]

more like this

[abcwordsurge]

As per @atomicwinnerdreamland's request and the poll a few days ago, I have now released a New York / Florida holiday fic on AO3 called "A Northeast (+ Florida) Christmas"!

This is the one I called "hurt/comfort." Upon rereading my own fic, I almost wish I hadn't gotten your guys's hopes up. It's hurt/comfort for like 200 words out of the 3k fic. It's 90% fluff. But it is what it is, and I'm proud of it anyway.

(Also, random note- I always feel like a little bit of a fraud in my northeast centric fics? Because I don't swear much? Like, I do the [speaks northeastern], but I'm not quite comfortable with writing out the actual words. But anyway.)

Hope y'all enjoy! More holiday fics are on the way!