#wttsh agere

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dealers choice!!

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hands you them watching Balto and cuddling - hawai’i is about asleep while alaska is contentedly holding her with a paci

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Texas Agere Headcanons

Featuring Alabama as Caretaker

Long post below the cut

Very fussy baby

throws tantrums a lot

Definition of impure age regression

note * impure age regression is an unhappy, fussy, tantrum, crying form of regression. it is NOT a sexual form of age regression

Regresses to anywhere between 3 and 9

His most common ages are 4 and 7

He mostly regresses to cope with stress and his trauma that he refuses to acknowledge

While people like California are public about their regression and will go out/be in the statehouse

Texas is very private about his regression

Like. Will not regress in public, around most states, in the statehouse, etc

Only regresses at his farm

The list of people who he willingly told: no one

The list of people who found out by accident: Alabama, California, New York, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina

The list of people who were told because they needed to know in that situation: Alaska, DC, Gov, CDC, South Carolina, Rhode Island

Austin knows because Austin used to be his only caretaker

But being in his head he wasn’t able to do much

Alabama is his current caretaker

Austin enjoys just watching him being taken care of now

Austin always has Texas do SOMETHING for Alabama after, whether it be make him food, buy him stuff, whatever

Gov and DC know because Alabama was forced to reschedule a meeting for Texas and couldn’t use the “he’s sick” excuse so he told the truth

CDC found out with all the baby toys and objects around the house from a routine visit - he was under the impression Texas was having a baby of some sort, but Texas ended up confessing

The south was at a party and Alabama noticed Texas getting frustrated and slipping - when they went to leave South Carolina stopped them and started harassing them about why they were leaving early

Texas almost threw something at him - Alabama was forced to explain

Texas called Rhode Island a child, tried to make playdates, etc - Rhode was very confused beca it wasn’t an insult to him. Due to members of the northeast regressing, he ended up puttjng the pieces together

Texas loves Paw Patrol and superhero shows

Also loves farm shows and animal shows

Get’s upset when someone doesn’t know Sesame Street

LOVES Word World

Loves trail mix

he eats everything except the raisins

refuses to eat them

regressed him hates raisins, big him likes them

Wears cowboy pajamas to bed when he’s 5-9

When he’s 3-4, he wears a cow onesie or a cowboy onesie

has a cowboy pacifier too

loves it

often has to have other taken away and switched for a stim chew

has destroyed multiple pacifier’s by chewing on them

then throws a fit theyre broken

whenever Alabama wipes his face with a wet wipe, he tries to eat it

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can i get your alaska agre hc's IF YOU SEE THEM DOING AGERE :))

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yes you may have some

Alaska is usually a caretaker

Will take care of anyone

Has babysat most of the south

is Maine and California’s designated caretaker

Shares custody of California with the Northeast though

Designated Northeast babysitter

has at least one Northeast state a month, usually more

he doesn’t regress unless around a heavily trusted source

i.e. Maine, CDC, Hawai’i, or Canada

yes he is really good friends with Canada

Hawai’i is his designated caretaker

Hawai’i has been trying to convince him to regress more because currently when he regresses he will go MONTHS without regressing

then be regressed for usually a week straight

likes to be wrapped up in big blankets and jackets and soft things when regressed

calm and quiet kid

kinda timid

has had exactly One playdate with non-Northeasteners

California had ended up having a tantrum and Florida kept biting him

he refused to regress for ages afterwards

Hawai’i held onto that grudge for a long time because Alaska STILL refuses playdates with anyone that isn’t the Northeast

most of the Northeast is calm, or chaotic but easily controllable so he likes them

constantly has stuffed animals surrounding him

will go play in the snow for hours

then when Hawai’i finally gets him inside she gives him hot cocoa and puts on Balto and its other movies for him to watch

will not sleep alone

Hawai’i gets trapped in his bed with him constantly

and if it’s a sleepover, someone else will be stuck with him

the one time he regressed by himself he got no sleep, and the house was trashed

he’s calm but when he’s stressed or tired he gets cranky

doesn’t have a lot of his own toys

has a polar bear stuffed animal that NO ONE is allowed to touch

it was a gift from Hawai’i and he will YELL if you touch it

Maine washed it one time and Alaska cried for an hour and sat at the washer and dryer to wait for it to be done

“She’s gotta be so scared :((“

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I know I’ve already sent an ask/asks today-

But I saw that you were doing age regression hc’s for the states and I was wondering if you had any for the silly Cajun man (Loui my precious <3)?

*not forcing btw dw!!*

you can send as many asks as you want!! and yes i doooo

Loui is mostly a caretaker

but he does regress sometimes

doesn’t really let anyone know that he regresses

it’s a 50/50 if Florida knows to be honest

Loui’s very calm, collected, and responsible as a little when he’s by himself

when he’s around others, he’s very chaotic

he’ll clean, read, make food, etc when he’s alone

when he’s with others, he’s trying to rough house, play, makes random noises, etc

he regresses to 6-11

mainly is a 7 year old

likes watching Bluey

Princess and the Frog is his favorite movie to watch when regressed

Accidentally regresses while being a caretaker for other states

is very good at hiding it though

occasionally has to pawn a regressed Florida off on Alaska or a northeastern state

the midwest refuses to watch him

loves seafood even more when he’s regressed

will eat it nonstop if given the option

has bottles stored around the house everywhere

theyre “for Florida”

but theyre actually just for him and he lets Florida borrow them

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offers a cookie and ice cream for you to share what you think would happen if alaska age regresses with another state for the first time👀

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oooo okay okay - i’m gonna do how Hawai’i discovered him regressing, but people can ask for specific states too!!

Alaska had been regressing for ages

typically he just got more drawn into himself

but yknow

Hawai’i and Alaska ended up really close

And one day Hawai’i started noticing all the little things, all the differences in his behavior at the table

It was one of the few times she was at a meeting in person, so she later dragged him off to the side

Asked him about it and he just looked with a blank stare and then he just

yknow

barked at her??

like quietly

but still

he’s an animal obsessed regressor

specifically dog/wolf obsessed

Hawai’i stared blankly and just

“How old are you?”

He was like- 5 at the time but he even did the little kid count on fingers then excitedly holding up his hand.

Hawai’i just kinda immediately knew what was happening and they just left

Alaska insisted on hugging everyone in the meeting bye

Everyone was confused but no one knew what was happening

they went to the statehouse and played in Alaska’s room

the next time the two saw each other one on one, Hawai’i had a whole box of toys for Alaska

and a lot of stuffed animals

she’ll occasionally call him and show off toys she bought him

he has regressed because of that on more than one incidence

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heyyy whats states in the northeast do you hc as resgressors? :3 - 🦷

stares im sorry this is late

All of them are somehow tied into agere - whether it be regressing, flips, or caretakers

Regressors

Maine

New Hampshire

Vermont

Flips

Rhode Island

Massachusetts

New York

New Jersey

Maryland

Caretakers

Connecticut (Rarely Regresses, but has once/twice)

Delaware

Pennsylvania

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…i have strong urges to do agere headcanons-

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gives you things i don ever think we’ll finish