#wttsh louisiana headcanons

[the-overgrown-states]

also asks for flor agere hc's

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bet

feat caretaker Loui

this child

oh my god

chaos incarnate

he’s a 50/50 impure/pure regression

but regardless he is chaos

has an agere room in his house

its FILLED with alligator plushies, items, stickers, etc

Regressed him got to help decorate it!

Loui helped though

has a race car bed

does NOT match his theme

but he wanted it so

a spoiled kid

rarely told no but understands when he is told no

loves going to the beach when regressed

will barge into anyone’s room and yell

“COME TO THE BEACH WITH ME”

doesn’t work 70% of the time

works on California a lot

California & Florida playdates

constantly

usually New York and Loui watch them

sometimes other northeastern states or Alaska will watch them

Florida has had at least one playdate with every state

he is banned from multiple places when he’s regressed

bad habit of biting the other regressed people and not letting go

constantly needs stim toys to distact him

will bite and chew and break anything

calls himself a furniture vampire

eats or bites anything near his face

Loui “Sha eats your vegetables”

Florida “NO”

Loui, bringing them to his face

Florida: oooo bite time- EW VEGETABLES

works every time

Loui doesn’t even hide it anymore

Florida will eat literally anything

Georgia tested it once and gave him soap

Florida was burping bubbles for ages

[dailymothanon]

Some Florida sketches!! I imagined even prior to discovering the Table that Florida would have lightning scars 🤔 since Florida is the most prone to having lightning as the lightning capital of the US! It does include the fact Flo got the most people in the US struck by lightning as well 😌 also Louie gets a smooshc cuz why not

[chaoticarson16]

New headcanon

The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.

So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.

…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-

[yippeeometer]

the true floui ship dynamic is Loui being a bubble bath w/ 9000 different bath products in it typa gentleman and Florida being an 'outside w/ the garden hose' kinda dude

[stawpny]

little doodle advertisement paper made by true artists

VOTE!!!

this is how I think they would draw themselves

(gov doesn’t know how to draw, let him be 🤧)

[goldengay49]

Massachusetts: “after you die, you can still hear for a little, what’s the last thing you’d want to hear?”

Utah: “my wife and kids”

New York: “my ma… just telling me stories…”

Florida: “Loui, having a conversation with me as if I were still here”

California: “…”

California: “well now I feel like an ass for thinking ‘by the way’ by RHCP”

[lizardtheacorn]

here’s a floui thing that popped into my head

louisiana has tattoos and he lets florida color them in with washable markers when he’s bored

sometimes florida uses permanent markers for fun :)

[daily-table21]

Video: Did I Miss Again?

Status: Public

Link: Did I Miss Again? - YouTube

Date Posted: September 7th 2020

[abcwordsurge]

Have you ever thought about what language(s) the states speak outsude of english? Recently its been drilling holes in my brain.

If you have, what language(s) do you think they speak?

:]

Well, I haven't paid it a lot of thought in the past, but you bet I'm gonna now! (Though, little disclaimer for everyone reading: most of this stuff isn't based on anything historical, and the stuff that is, I didn't fact check, so- this is just for fun, do not educate yourself based on my posts)

Well, of course there's the generic Florida and California speak Spanish, Loui speaks French... is Spanish-speaking Texas canon? If it's not, yes it is /j

Michigan speaking Arabic is definitely canon

Uh, Hawaii speaks Hawaiian, but that should go without saying

Florida probably speaks Haitian, too, because of that video where he got all protective of his Haitian citizens (iconic move on his part, I can't believe I actually agree with something he said)

Perhaps New York speaks Dutch- I'm pretty sure New York used to be Dutch

Oh, I just remembered, I have this map saved on my phone:

New Mexico probably speaks Navajo- I bet he's pals with Navajo Nation ("oh yeah, Navajo Nation is suing you" ICONIC, that whole video is wonderful, but anyway)

It'd be funny if Ohio speaks Arabic, too, so he and Michigan can argue in Arabic and no one else knows what they're saying (except Tennessee and/or Iowa?? because according to this random map on the internet, Arabic is at least the third most spoken language in those states??)

I feel like California would be the type of guy to learn a whole bunch of languages on Duolingo, but as soon as he's faced with a native speaker he has no idea what to say

That's all I've got off hand- thanks for the ask :D

[the-overgrown-states]

I know I’ve already sent an ask/asks today-

But I saw that you were doing age regression hc’s for the states and I was wondering if you had any for the silly Cajun man (Loui my precious <3)?

*not forcing btw dw!!*

you can send as many asks as you want!! and yes i doooo

Loui is mostly a caretaker

but he does regress sometimes

doesn’t really let anyone know that he regresses

it’s a 50/50 if Florida knows to be honest

Loui’s very calm, collected, and responsible as a little when he’s by himself

when he’s around others, he’s very chaotic

he’ll clean, read, make food, etc when he’s alone

when he’s with others, he’s trying to rough house, play, makes random noises, etc

he regresses to 6-11

mainly is a 7 year old

likes watching Bluey

Princess and the Frog is his favorite movie to watch when regressed

Accidentally regresses while being a caretaker for other states

is very good at hiding it though

occasionally has to pawn a regressed Florida off on Alaska or a northeastern state

the midwest refuses to watch him

loves seafood even more when he’s regressed

will eat it nonstop if given the option

has bottles stored around the house everywhere

theyre “for Florida”

but theyre actually just for him and he lets Florida borrow them

[dailymothanon]

would you ever design new orleans? i think they would look interesting in ur style... (although im mainly thinking abt the new orleans from american horror story /autism i am not that knowledgeable about actual new orleans)

Ohh yes ofc ofc ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ wish I did more gold and green in her design because 🤔 mardi gras and such, but I like how she ended up for this quick concept! Idk Louisiana as a whole just gives me so much purple vibes that I forget to use the other colors 💔 anyways also ty ty to @ghost-jamie for the hair and fits inspirations!! I’m certainly gonna try the other clothes too

[chaoticarson16]

(Random thing I saw and thought was great)

This could be so many ships. Caliyork, Nevada/Jersey, Floui/Flogov/Flouigov (any of them lol). They all fit this in their own ways lol

[yippeeometer]

furthermore floui is the best ship i can and i willprove it. join me next week when i get a new best ship. anyway

theyre just so made for each other idk what to tell you. like they share a twin bed because flo is still working on how to absorb loui into him. florida wakes him up at 2am with one of those 'i just shoved a nuclear bomb up my pussy' tiktoks and loui falls off the bed laughing.

gov tries to separate them in a meeting one time and loui spends the next hour telling everyone around him that gov his killed his lover and that he'll be holding a vigil for his dearly departed seat next to florida. a shocking amount of people show up as he attempts to cremate a chair. gov has to put a stop to it as flo attempts to use the on-fire-chair as a weapon.

but in all seriously is there anything safer than being known huh. is there anything better than being with your best friend every day for forever huh.

incapable of showing affection normally. 'loui is soooooo hot i wish i could be a fish and then he'd be a pelican and then he can put me in his beak'. texas overhears this and becomes at least 8x more homophobic. this is because he is jealous. however he's still too deep in the closet to realise this.

yes because they are unhealthily codependent and unable to act regularly but have you considered. sometimes what you need is to attempt to hold hands whilst punching a dude.

bless because u can always tell who has picked out florida's outfit. they go to a formal event and he could be wearing a suit or a single sock and the concept of american flag shorts.

they have matching tattoos. so many of them. they just always get drunk and forget theyve already got matching tattoos and have to get more.

[stawpny]

I’m bored and ao3 is kinda dry (atleast for the wttt ny tag)

so here are some NY ships I NEED to see more of 🙏

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MassYork: ok, I used to be almost totally opposed to this, seeing them having more of a brotherly relationship but with history n stuff it’s kinda not possible. But anyway, probably my main ship for now, bc OHMYGOD “nobody can kill you but me”? GET OUT, GET MARRIED, PLEASE.

like if it’s Mass/Cali/York or Mass/Jersey/York I will eat it up.

no questions, it is already in my mouth. I am eating the fuck outta this.

GeoYork: in my mind they have a cute dynamic. I feel they would be best friends as younger colonies and then have a very complicated relationship until they finally get together. Slowburn kinda, also kinda they have been in relationships dozens of times but something always happens. and isn’t Georgia called the “Empire State of the South”? or am I just hearing things

peach + apple? cobbler + pie? idek but I love them

TexYork: guys pls. southern gentleman and city boy? literally perfect for each other. they would make fun of each other endlessly. accents, vocabulary, actions, plus so much more because they’re very different.

TX taking York to his ranch to meet bro’s cows??? yes please. I’d like to meet Betsy too .

^TexaCaliYork: also a fire ship (see what I did there?) like the ship above, but with the hipster in it aswell. Texas and Cal constantly bicker like children and York sorts it out like a teacher would.

NY: you hurt his feelin’s, go apologize.

TX, scoffing: fine, but don’t expect me to get along with him after.

(spoiler alert!! York forces them into a cuddle pile afterwards to get over there lifelong beef)

IlliYork: they’re enemies, they’re lovers, the whole kit-and-caboodle. they’d switch hats sometimes and hold each others hand when they’re in their cities. they’re idiots and the Midwest and the Northeast hate them for it. It’s kinda gross but in a good way.

they’d be the couple who like hold hands in public but not make a single move other than that to show that they love the other. absolutely no kissing in public, they would just sit there in silence with a death grip on the other’s hand. they would totally insult each other to the face and then say, “Love you, tho.”

FloYork: fun fact: they are absolutely insane together. They influence each other and constantly say stupid shit. Florida would force York outta his comfort zone from time to time but the inner extrovert masked by New York’s fake introvert personality will do it almost willingly. he puts up a “fight” but he would deadass do it bc he thinks this shit is hilarious.

NY would be a little like Florida even if they weren’t dating. like NYC is absolutely batshit so that would mean York would have to be a little too.

NY/CA/TX/FL/LA: little crazy, ik, but I remember reading fics abt these five (including gov, but I’m still questioning if he would be in here or not) and absolutely devouring them. spectacular ship. it’s like a little bit of everything, except the Midwest and the other western states, but almost everything. I would love to see more of them.

they would def fight over each other. (who got to hold hands with who, who got to sleep/cuddle with who, etc.)

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I’m not forcing you to give into my opinions, but if u like these, I like you 😼

some of these hc’s are not entirely mine, some were influenced, tho most are from the rotting part of my brain

I hope u use these ships in the future or I might spontaneously combust

(spoiler alert 2!! I will still explode [out of love] if u write about them)

ily guys

[goldengay49]

AU where the states can change their age?

6 year old Florida only eats hot Cheeto Mac-n-cheese

4 year texas just speeding on his rocking chair

21 year old Louisiana sneaking into frat parties

[derek-draws-stuff]

(Throws hcs and runs)

Louisiana and Florida have made up their own language at this point, it’s just fact. And Gov has definitely been trying to figure out what the hell they’re saying spending HOURS just trying to figure out what profanities they’re probably whispering about to each other.

Gov lied in wttsh; he definitely saved the largest bedroom for himself. But that backfired when Florida literally TORE THE WALL DOWN just to bunk beds with Louisiana