#wttsh louisiana headcanons

[the-overgrown-states]

also asks for flor agere hc's

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bet

feat caretaker Loui

this child

oh my god

chaos incarnate

he’s a 50/50 impure/pure regression

but regardless he is chaos

has an agere room in his house

its FILLED with alligator plushies, items, stickers, etc

Regressed him got to help decorate it!

Loui helped though

has a race car bed

does NOT match his theme

but he wanted it so

a spoiled kid

rarely told no but understands when he is told no

loves going to the beach when regressed

will barge into anyone’s room and yell

“COME TO THE BEACH WITH ME”

doesn’t work 70% of the time

works on California a lot

California & Florida playdates

constantly

usually New York and Loui watch them

sometimes other northeastern states or Alaska will watch them

Florida has had at least one playdate with every state

he is banned from multiple places when he’s regressed

bad habit of biting the other regressed people and not letting go

constantly needs stim toys to distact him

will bite and chew and break anything

calls himself a furniture vampire

eats or bites anything near his face

Loui “Sha eats your vegetables”

Florida “NO”

Loui, bringing them to his face

Florida: oooo bite time- EW VEGETABLES

works every time

Loui doesn’t even hide it anymore

Florida will eat literally anything

Georgia tested it once and gave him soap

Florida was burping bubbles for ages

[dailymothanon]

would you ever design new orleans? i think they would look interesting in ur style... (although im mainly thinking abt the new orleans from american horror story /autism i am not that knowledgeable about actual new orleans)

Ohh yes ofc ofc ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ wish I did more gold and green in her design because 🤔 mardi gras and such, but I like how she ended up for this quick concept! Idk Louisiana as a whole just gives me so much purple vibes that I forget to use the other colors 💔 anyways also ty ty to @ghost-jamie for the hair and fits inspirations!! I’m certainly gonna try the other clothes too

[stawpny]

aftermath of advertisement doodle paper (and election I guess 😒)

(pls he needs it 🙏)

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

I have a headcanon that Texas does speak French (he was owned by the French for a little bit!!), but literally nobody knows he does.

Until Loui is talking smack in French (he does it a LOT more than people think) and Texas is just like:

"Hey uh. Ya do know I can understand ya, right?"

Loui just fucking evaporates at that point 💀

Think of it as that one clip of Quackity and Jschlatt when Quackity found out that Jschlatt could speak Spanish 💀

[chaoticarson16]

New headcanon

The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.

So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.

…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-

[yippeeometer]

normal people jobs i believe wttt would have

okay so these losers have no need for jobs. theyre just bored. and they have to have some way to fight back when gov calls them all jobless.

arizona- circus performer.

he'd originally do it just so he could show off as a fire-eater but instantly gets bored and insists on learning how to trapeze. he brings it up daily in order to prove himself as more chaotic than florida. nobody gaf.

colorado- works at a climbing wall place for kids parties

frequently gets given warnings for 'bullying' because he instantly needs to prove he can climb faster than these children. also given warnings because he forgets to do the safety demonstrations. and smokes weed on the premises. and flirts with all the moms to get a slice of the birthday cake.

texas- low level bouncer/security guard

instantly takes everything too seriously and teh power goes straight to his head. absolutely convinced he's in a spy movie foiling secret plots to conspire against his bar. unable to be chill or cool. finds out that the current pope used to be a bouncer and doesnt shut up ab it for months. eventually quits bc okla starts calling him a city boy.

wyoming- movie reviewer

refuses to review anything but western movies and is techinically still jobless because he doesnt make any money. dedicates 20 years to the movies cali and vada were in just to piss them off and writes mean comments like 'costume choices were bad'. almost starts ww3.

mass- journalist

only does this to instigate and piss off people he hates. everything he writes is the nastiest most imflammatory shit you've ever seen and he's so proud of himself for it. gets way too political every time and has to be seperated at the NE meetings for bad mouthing them in increasingly ridiculous ways.

alaska- unspecified man of science.

no idea what he does but its something to do with science. hawai'i tells people he's making weapons and they're too scared to fact check her. gov becomes convinced he's a geographer when he sees the amount of maps on his walls but thats just him trying to pinpoint the exact location he should go for no one to bother him.

utah- youth pastor that no one respects

bless his heart. every week he's convinced he's made a breakthrough with these kids. there's more than one instagram page dedicated to taking pictures of him with filters when he doesn't notice. so smug ab his job for no real reason.

florida- livestreamer

livestreams himself eating random things. chat dares him to eat a shoe. cdc dreams about killing him with his teeth.

loui- backup trombone player

in a band, however was considered way too flakey because he's obsessed w his boy and frequently gets too drunk to remember when a performance is. damn that boy can play though.

[goldengay49]

Massachusetts: “after you die, you can still hear for a little, what’s the last thing you’d want to hear?”

Utah: “my wife and kids”

New York: “my ma… just telling me stories…”

Florida: “Loui, having a conversation with me as if I were still here”

California: “…”

California: “well now I feel like an ass for thinking ‘by the way’ by RHCP”

[daily-table21]

Video: Did I Miss Again?

Status: Public

Link: Did I Miss Again? - YouTube

Date Posted: September 7th 2020

[lizardtheacorn]

here’s a floui thing that popped into my head

louisiana has tattoos and he lets florida color them in with washable markers when he’s bored

sometimes florida uses permanent markers for fun :)

[the-overgrown-states]

I know I’ve already sent an ask/asks today-

But I saw that you were doing age regression hc’s for the states and I was wondering if you had any for the silly Cajun man (Loui my precious <3)?

*not forcing btw dw!!*

you can send as many asks as you want!! and yes i doooo

Loui is mostly a caretaker

but he does regress sometimes

doesn’t really let anyone know that he regresses

it’s a 50/50 if Florida knows to be honest

Loui’s very calm, collected, and responsible as a little when he’s by himself

when he’s around others, he’s very chaotic

he’ll clean, read, make food, etc when he’s alone

when he’s with others, he’s trying to rough house, play, makes random noises, etc

he regresses to 6-11

mainly is a 7 year old

likes watching Bluey

Princess and the Frog is his favorite movie to watch when regressed

Accidentally regresses while being a caretaker for other states

is very good at hiding it though

occasionally has to pawn a regressed Florida off on Alaska or a northeastern state

the midwest refuses to watch him

loves seafood even more when he’s regressed

will eat it nonstop if given the option

has bottles stored around the house everywhere

theyre “for Florida”

but theyre actually just for him and he lets Florida borrow them

[dailymothanon]

Some Florida sketches!! I imagined even prior to discovering the Table that Florida would have lightning scars 🤔 since Florida is the most prone to having lightning as the lightning capital of the US! It does include the fact Flo got the most people in the US struck by lightning as well 😌 also Louie gets a smooshc cuz why not

[stawpny]

little doodle advertisement paper made by true artists

VOTE!!!

this is how I think they would draw themselves

(gov doesn’t know how to draw, let him be 🤧)

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

feel free to send requests for hc’s and art n’ stuff like that :]

I’ll answer as soon as I can (exams and state testing are testing my patience :))

[chaoticarson16]

(Random thing I saw and thought was great)

This could be so many ships. Caliyork, Nevada/Jersey, Floui/Flogov/Flouigov (any of them lol). They all fit this in their own ways lol

[yippeeometer]

the true floui ship dynamic is Loui being a bubble bath w/ 9000 different bath products in it typa gentleman and Florida being an 'outside w/ the garden hose' kinda dude

[goldengay49]

AU where the states can change their age?

6 year old Florida only eats hot Cheeto Mac-n-cheese

4 year texas just speeding on his rocking chair

21 year old Louisiana sneaking into frat parties