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My boy ran the NYC Marathon (crazy enough)

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little doodle advertisement paper made by true artists

VOTE!!!

this is how I think they would draw themselves

(gov doesn’t know how to draw, let him be 🤧)

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I’m back. Baseball has resurrected me

Caliyork but what if they were baseball players on opposing teams? And I’m spreading my pitcher New York propaganda

And this one I drew today cause of game three and also cause I saw a video of a Yankees fan taunting some Dodgers fans X)

As @/crazedstoryteller suggests, at least New York still has his other teams to worry about

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I got bored and drew them again

ignore the shading I got lazy 🤧

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YOU SHOULD DRAW SOME WTTT MASSYORK SLASH NF!

i loev your artstyrl drools

heh,, first wttt req,,,, does this mean I'm part of the fandom #squad now /j

THANK U FOR THE REQ AND TY FOR THE COMPLIMENT :3c

bonus I had to redesign mass bc I didn't like my old design for him allat much so here's like. my really extremely messy concept doodles. just thought it'd be fun to share ^_^

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haha how abt I jump? (I love these)

by any chance do you have opinions on new york. nyc's perfectly okay but as someone who isnt from the city i always wonder what people might headcannon about, literally anywhere else but the city in ny hehe.

i have opinions. on everything. there is not a single thing i dont have an opinion on they call me the opinionator the way i opinion on all these pins

first of all i believe in his natural state, new york would only say two words a month and otherwise run away to the wilderness for all eternity

thats why general nyc nature only makes up 50% of the reason why hes so pissy during meetings. the other 50% is because hes being forced to interact when the wolves inside him r cowering into their caves and wishing to just start eating people s they let him go home

upstate is the one area he allows other people to come visit him in. 'york ive seen niagara falls now can we please visit the city' haha how about i jump in. how about that.

furthermore both he and jersey are really into rap but refuse to talk to each other about it. they find out they have a shared interest during the kendrick/drake war. ny is faced with the difficult choice of having to be nice to jersey or support drake. he chooses to genuinely crash out in a meeting.

god he and jersey are the worst. they can and will start arguing over everything. u are DESPERATE for them just to get a room already

and im not saying he'd be very on top of pop culture but man. u saw him in the crash bandicoot nonsense. he's being restrained from fights bc mass deliberately makes wrong references to annoy him and the tism in him can't take it

i'm a big fan of him being black, i would actually write whole essays on the importance of black people in the culture of new york state but alas i fear my tumblr audience does not want to hear that so enjoy that headcanon

anyway yes he is deeply alone. most of this is his own fault bc he just never wants to get along with people and desperately seems to want to do his own thing. however it is also because he is a dick. the horrors are also kind of influencial

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ok I feel I’ve made a lot of improvements in my art (other than anatomy, kill me)

Massachusetts (I drew this like two weeks ago but I recently tried to fix it)

idk why I wanted to draw him

(IGNORE HIS HAIR I DINT KNOW HOW TO DRAW THAT 😞)

and this quick sketch (infact it took me 39 minutes to draw this as I was looking at it for way too long and couldn’t make uo my mind)

I think what changed the most in my art are the eyes and maybe the noses (I change it every day)

(they’re gay, can’t convince me otherwise)

no but in a real sense, they actually are rotting in my brain. For some reason my brain thinks this is the best ship to mankind. Like ever. It’s a serious problem as most see Mass with Virginia and NY with CA or literally anyone else.

but everything I’m writing turns out to be about them somehow

GET THEM OUT

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Anyway my idea for if Welcome to the table were to become an actual tv show for each states intro episode they'd have individualized opening credits; and bc this is stuck in my head i've been picking songs for said opening credits and uh yeah.

California: San Francisco (Be sure to wear flowers in your hair) by Scott Mckenzie

Texas: It Ain’t My Fault by Brother's Osborne

Florida: Just Got Paid by Sigala, Ella Eyre, & Meghan Trainor (ft. French Montana) (why are there so many of them 🧍)

New York: Overnight by Conner Price & Tommy Royale

Illinois: Pitch a fit! by Petey (fun fact: i wrote a whole speech on this song for a final project)

Nevada: Down Bad by Red Leather (tbh I think ANY Red Leather song could be Vada's but Down Bad has the most credit song vibes)

Alaska: Northern Attitude by Noah Kahan

Louisiana: Good Times Roll by Griz & Big Gigantic

some of these are a bit more self explanatory and others are just vibes. eventually I'll get all fifty and make a playlist but yea.

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New York: You’re an idiot.

California: But I’m your idiot. *shows off ring* Foreverrrrr.

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ok question for you 🤧

if we were to have a Subway World Series in baseball (NYY vs NYM) would New York just watch it alone?

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May I request Loui and York hc's?

*not forcing ofc!!*

oh its always deeply confusing to be around them. unstoppable force (york's love to just fucking lie) versus immovable object (loui's willingness to go along with the bit)

'so what did you do this weekend' the gullible asks. 'oh recently we've been starting an underground organisation to harm more turtles. fuck those shelly bastards' york says. this weekend he was irrationally despondent because crash bandicoot 5 was cancelled. 'oh fr plastic straws were actually a personal idea of ours' loui spent the weekend listening to him rant

bc loui is a crazy man who can't help but be in love with emotionally stunned losers. 'hey honey its fine if u are upset about the game' 'im not ive never been upset i dont have feelings' sureeeee pal

80% sure york wouldn't realise that the guy trying to hold his hand and calling him pet names is into him. he just thinks loui has reached a new level of commitment to the bit, in which the bit is trying to get him as worked up as possible. its working.

yeah theyre not going to admit they like each other. loui thinks its obvious already. york is stubborn. theyre in the same bed making out and its very, very (not) casual.

none of them can explain their choices to their families. 'yeah me and york are dating' '....are you sure?'/ 'yeah me and loui are dating' 'why u literally said you hated him two days ago'

bc loui is kicking his feet giggling flirting. york is completely still. he has not shown emotion since 1993. therefore the south assumes he is completely uninterested. york is also an asshole oh my god guys can't you tell complaining is my way of interacting.

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Mass and New York often compete to be cooler than the other, but Mass has got NY beat this time around

@greatinternetllama sent this in a server, thus sparking this conversation

So obviously I had to draw something I mean that is the correct response no?

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i can see New York looking like these three options:

1) a dedicated father with a short black mullet

2) a man who hides his buzz with his beanie

3) 300 million piercings with bleached spikes

I cannot see him any other way

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I feel like New York’s grandma isn’t talked about enough

So here’s a rare and probably the only moment where New York shows any concern for anyone 👍 (canonically at least)

I CANT WITH HIS VOICE HERE EITHER. IT WAS SO SOFT AND SWEET AND SAD GAHHHHHH I WANNA HUG HIM throw him in the angst machine

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I don't know if the scenario is of the The PANJNY sandwich shop would be too complicated to draw. It would be funny.

You know what I agree

I hope you enjoy the doodle dump !!

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hcs maybe bc I feel like I know things but putting them into words is the hard part

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-If NY was a teacher he would totally be a chorus teacher and the part-time drama director. (Mass would teach English and they would totally kiss in between periods)

-Each of the OG 13 cannot see the states as their current age so they treat them like children

-I have realllyy like complex lore for like each of NY’s cities/places like Long Island, NYC, Albany, Buffalo, and others. (I’m willing to share but idk if u guys even wanna know 😭)

-Texas has a full-MAGA truck, Five Flags saying “Trump 2024” and “Fuck Joe Biden” and is absolutely decked out in Trump stickers. It is also a ford f-150 bc what else could he drive.

-^Cal would probably just have a single sticker saying “Harris-Walz” bc he isn’t all messy like that 🤧 (he is, but he keeps it on the down-low)

-Papa Penn and Mama Ginny -> courtesy of Florida

-Jersey sometimes finds New York sitting on the bathroom floor eating cheese and crackers. (He will just start throwing crackers at him until he leaves)

-I feel like New York’s reaction to literally anything kind would be “ew” but in like a weird flustered way. Not like a asshole kinda way, more of like a awkward teenager.

^ “Thank you! You’re so sweet!” “eeeww..”

-California would emphasize his words with “uh” at the end. “No-uh” or “Go away-uh” like the valley girl he is.

-when NY gets too cranky, they send him back to his room for nap time.

New York: I fuckin’ hate all of yous.

Massachusetts: Is it naptime already?

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anyway uh

it’s been a bit since I did like kinda traditional hc’s

but I hope you liked them

ily <3

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I got bored and heard this TikTok audio and thought it was funny

(ignore how the size of the frames change every slide, I have never “animated” or done anything of the sort before)

video under the cut 😽

I shoulda made him happier bc he would love to do this

if u wanna use this idea and make a better one feel totally free, I would love to see it 😭

(guys help I got logged outta my ao3 acc and now it won’t let me back in 😭🙏)