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OK SO ITS FINALKY BACK UP ON WATTPAD AND IT HAS ITS OWN FIC

idk if I should repost it on ao3, but it’s up on wattpad and if ur still interested you can read it

same user as ao3!!

Hi, what happened to your MassYork Coffee Shop AU fic on AO3? Did you take it down? I loved it by the way; it was a shame to see it gone from my bookmarks. Thank you, have a great day!

yes unfortunately I did take it down

idk why but I couldn’t think back to it as a good fic, and it just kinda made me feel embarrassed whenever I thought of it 😔

tho I could put it back up, It’s not totally confirmed if I will stop writing it

(I might js post it on wattpad in my shitpost book tho)

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:P

Texas is a huge shit talker and he has the best shit to talk about

just know you will be talked about while California paints his nails light blue and New York will just lay beside them like a brick wall.

(his nails were already painted and he’s waiting for them to dry)

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Oh look, a Yorkcali screenshots post!

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Oh look! Even more of these!

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ok so question- how do i get them out of my head

they haven’t left and it’s all I think of 😿

ok this is basically my first time doing side profiles

I told myself “can’t be that hard” then wanted to kms halfway thru

jinxed it 😔

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and then they kiss

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aftermath of advertisement doodle paper (and election I guess 😒)

(pls he needs it 🙏)

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this is random 😔

I have this little hc that I’ve been thinking abt

NY— because of NYC— has many different families

like he has Chinese, Puerto Rican , Italian (+ his Ma and Grams), German, and Greek families (probably more too)

He has two separate uncles as well: One Scottish, and the other Irish

and a whole truckload of people he calls his nieces and nephews even if they aren’t related to him in any way shape or form

I feel like this idea could be kinda funny but also wholesome too

like I see York trying to learn their language but also him getting forced in their cultural clothing that clearly dont fit him

every other week there’s another wedding he has to attend. what can he say, he’s a busy man.

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during the reformation or reconstruction era (the era after the civil war, forgot what it was called) York was sent down to a handful of southern states to “help” but he ended up doing nothing and being sent back to DC by the state he was in.

anyway, he had been told by South Carolina to just sit still and he would be there to send him back, as stated in a letter to York, but York hardly could sit still, so he started walking around the streets of some random town.

this kid, I’ve named him Edward (idk if that’s historically acc but wtv), came up to him and stared at him oddly for a hot minute. York just kind of stood awkwardly, as he does, and stared back. York felt kinda self-conscious about his Yankee-ness when he looked him up and down.

Edward then took York by the sleeve and led him back to his house, which was around a half a mile walk, ignoring New York’s questions. It was like a non-hostile kidnapping.

When Edward’s father saw York he stared at his son with utter confusion.

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Edward’s dad: Who the hell is this?

Edward: He’s my new pet. I’ve named him Yank.

New York:

Edward, shrugging at his fathers blank stare: It’s short fer Yankee Doodle.

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Edward’s dad laughed at him and left. York just stood there, awkward as ever and somewhat petrified of Edward. He’s dealt with stone-cold Northeast states his whole life (and was one!!) and yet a southern child was his breaking point.

it came to dinner, and he, of course, wasn’t allowed to sit at the table.

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Edward: Yank! Boy, sit!

New York: I.. what..?

Edward: I SAID SIT, NOT SPEAK! SIT!!

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York did as told and knelt on the floor by the table, praying for South Carolina to arrive soon.

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got a bit carried away there, but it felt like something I needed to share

he also never told anyone about this and it was Southie who walked in to him kneeling by a dinner table with a glass bowl infront of him.

York said he would murder him if he said anything, so he didn’t.

the best part was Edward’s family 1) completely ignoring him and 2) using southern slang that made York want to throw himself on the floor and cry because what the actual fuck does it mean?

“happier than a pig in shit” Edward, I beg, explain

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ok so.. it might’ve been like 3 months, I am sincerely sorry. I should’ve never taken AP classes, my fault 🤧

but anyway, I’m trying to push my lack of ideas aside and pull these HC’s straight outta my ass

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-we’ve had a few ideas (atleast of what I’ve seen) of what NY would be, as NJ is a devil, but I’ve whole-heartedly taken in the idea of him being some sort of angel creature. like one with a lot of eyes. (hc for this idea: when he gets embarresed, more eyes appear on his face)

-this was from a real life inside joke, but I think it would be an on going joke in the NE to just say things like “New Jersey is New York of the stupid variety” or “Rhode Island is Massachusetts of the even smaller variety” (does this make sense 😭) also it has to end with variety, no synonyms

-York loves to kick geese (of the Canadian variety)

-I also believe New York has a small speech impediment but since he is usually silent nobody even knows (and he’ll keep it that way.)

-this isn’t a specific HC, but I believe the states could die, but they are forced to return after a specific amount of time. I could either see them like completely unconscious or being stuck in this weird room for like weeks. The length of the death depends on what happened to them. (maybe there’s another other-worldly being in there… maybe it’s a country..)

-Florida truly believes hurricanes are sent by the blue states to destroy red states. no one can tell if he’s joking or not, but they all hope he is. (especially because he has been experiencing hurricanes even before the US existed)

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Pennsylvania— physical fight causer

New Jersey— verbal fight causer

Massachusetts— overall instigator

New York— “ladies, ladies, please” (usually ends up as the one who is the most injured)

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it’s been more than a hot minute, more like a boiling hour

I apologize 😔 I have a lot on my plate with school n stuff (IT SUCKS KILL ME)

to be honest I probably won’t be more active but I’ll try

I go on tumblr almost everyday so I’m alive, just not, well, alive

but anyway, ily all 😘

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My boy ran the NYC Marathon (crazy enough)

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little doodle advertisement paper made by true artists

VOTE!!!

this is how I think they would draw themselves

(gov doesn’t know how to draw, let him be 🤧)

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I’m back. Baseball has resurrected me

Caliyork but what if they were baseball players on opposing teams? And I’m spreading my pitcher New York propaganda

And this one I drew today cause of game three and also cause I saw a video of a Yankees fan taunting some Dodgers fans X)

As @/crazedstoryteller suggests, at least New York still has his other teams to worry about

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I got bored and drew them again

ignore the shading I got lazy 🤧

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YOU SHOULD DRAW SOME WTTT MASSYORK SLASH NF!

i loev your artstyrl drools

heh,, first wttt req,,,, does this mean I'm part of the fandom #squad now /j

THANK U FOR THE REQ AND TY FOR THE COMPLIMENT :3c

bonus I had to redesign mass bc I didn't like my old design for him allat much so here's like. my really extremely messy concept doodles. just thought it'd be fun to share ^_^

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haha how abt I jump? (I love these)

by any chance do you have opinions on new york. nyc's perfectly okay but as someone who isnt from the city i always wonder what people might headcannon about, literally anywhere else but the city in ny hehe.

i have opinions. on everything. there is not a single thing i dont have an opinion on they call me the opinionator the way i opinion on all these pins

first of all i believe in his natural state, new york would only say two words a month and otherwise run away to the wilderness for all eternity

thats why general nyc nature only makes up 50% of the reason why hes so pissy during meetings. the other 50% is because hes being forced to interact when the wolves inside him r cowering into their caves and wishing to just start eating people s they let him go home

upstate is the one area he allows other people to come visit him in. 'york ive seen niagara falls now can we please visit the city' haha how about i jump in. how about that.

furthermore both he and jersey are really into rap but refuse to talk to each other about it. they find out they have a shared interest during the kendrick/drake war. ny is faced with the difficult choice of having to be nice to jersey or support drake. he chooses to genuinely crash out in a meeting.

god he and jersey are the worst. they can and will start arguing over everything. u are DESPERATE for them just to get a room already

and im not saying he'd be very on top of pop culture but man. u saw him in the crash bandicoot nonsense. he's being restrained from fights bc mass deliberately makes wrong references to annoy him and the tism in him can't take it

i'm a big fan of him being black, i would actually write whole essays on the importance of black people in the culture of new york state but alas i fear my tumblr audience does not want to hear that so enjoy that headcanon

anyway yes he is deeply alone. most of this is his own fault bc he just never wants to get along with people and desperately seems to want to do his own thing. however it is also because he is a dick. the horrors are also kind of influencial

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ok I feel I’ve made a lot of improvements in my art (other than anatomy, kill me)

Massachusetts (I drew this like two weeks ago but I recently tried to fix it)

idk why I wanted to draw him

(IGNORE HIS HAIR I DINT KNOW HOW TO DRAW THAT 😞)

and this quick sketch (infact it took me 39 minutes to draw this as I was looking at it for way too long and couldn’t make uo my mind)

I think what changed the most in my art are the eyes and maybe the noses (I change it every day)

(they’re gay, can’t convince me otherwise)

no but in a real sense, they actually are rotting in my brain. For some reason my brain thinks this is the best ship to mankind. Like ever. It’s a serious problem as most see Mass with Virginia and NY with CA or literally anyone else.

but everything I’m writing turns out to be about them somehow

GET THEM OUT