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You know what? Forget the discourse. This is no longer my hill to die on.

You wanna ship canonically aspec characters because “aro/ace people can still date/have sex”? Okay, then. LET’S DO IT.  I wanna see an aromantic character with an alloromantic love interest. I wanna see that confession of undying love and the moment when the aro character says they will never feel the same way—not romantically.

I wanna see the asexual character with their allosexual partner. I wanna see that moment when the ace characters tries sex with their partner for the first time because they want to make them happy only to realize that they are 100% sex repulsed.

I wanna see the two demiromantics who don’t even know if what they feel is romantic attraction, but they adore each other and just want to make healthy snacks together and destroy each other at Mario Kart.

I wanna see the two aces who love sensual affection and are figuring out what they define as sexual or not.

I wanna see the romance + sex neutral aroace who happily and consensually does whatever makes their partner happy…but their partner still struggles with feeling undesired. 

Oh, babe. You thought shipping an aspec character would be just like shipping an allo character? 

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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another fat man with a mullet got to me guys 🧍

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There are fat girls with fat arms. Fat girls with no ass. Fat girls with no boobs. Fat girls with fat rolls. Fat girls with fat on their backs. Fat girls with chubby cheeks. Brown fat girls. Black fat girls. Fat girls that don’t care about makeup. Fat girls that don’t care about the way they dress. Fat girls with fat everywhere and not just the aesthetically pleasing and accepted parts to have fat. Fat girls with stretch marks on their arms, thighs and boobs. Stop representing fat girls as if we all had an enormous ass and boobs. We need more representation of fat girls that come in all shapes, colors and sizes.

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continuation of this since the people wanted Gid's response <3

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i hope younger me could look at my recent art and go “what the fuck” id be happy with this

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“loa hasn’t affected me that much” i say after responding to my friend’s joke with “that’s very funny” and having to explain that i actually mean it and that it’s a derek and mikey reference

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Okay so i truly believe we need more fan art of the Avantris crew like (Derek, Mikey, Richie,Nikkie,"Andy and Mace) because it is a littoral crime that i dont see more of them drawn or animated. They deserve to be drawn and/or animated because they are a bunch of goofy goobers 😭

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I'm pretty sure Richie realised what he had just done and the havoc he's unleashed in this moment, with just one glance downwards. This man is the silent architect of chaos.

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Richie looking down so resigned after making a deez nuts joke.. It was a good deez nuts joke, Richie, it was a good one.

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And then Richie comes in with this Dom CEO energy.

Richie: Were gonna do mild, I'll change yours to mild, were all gonna be...

Mikey: We are so old!

Derek: I. Want. Hot.

Andy: He doesn't wanna embarrass you!

Mace: Sounds like you need another man to pick your spice level for you, Andy, okay?

Derek: I want hot! Please, please!

Richie: I got you, I got you.

Andy: My baby takes care of me.

Richie: Exactly right, I gotta protect that butthole, ya know?

*all screaming and grimacing*

Mikey: THATS VERY FUNNY!

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richie gilder appreciation post

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food poisoning is the best/one of the best don’t tell the dog songs agree or disagree

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I've never made one of these so fast in my life

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*throws pixel Gov at you*

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they’re the best of friends

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he grows fond of the statehouse arguing, eventually (HE INSTIGATED ALLL OF THE ARGUMENTS

here’s the happy gov art i promised hi