#jack horner x reader

[the-evil-lovable-simp]

Look what I made 😊

[a-library-of-old]

OKAY SO ITS WALL ANON AGAIN,, maybe you could write for jack horner with a tough starved s/o?? tysm pookie!!!

I'm so sorry for not asking your asks sooner pookie- (or anyone's for that matter-) BUT THIS ONES FOR YOU!

-Okay so first off he won't care. Not at first at least.

-Yeah sorry yall but it's gonna be a gradual build up like how he is with showing affection in any way to any effect

-Slow ways he would start to though!

-say you're both walking and it's a crowded space? He'd tsk making some off handed comment about how you're so tiny he'll loose you and boom he's holding your wrist!

-though I do think the first way he'd touch you the most openly and commonly is dance since I see him going to a lotta social events snd due to the time period he's in those result in a lot of dances

-So if you can't dance he's teaching you how and even if you can dance he may still wanna give you a few lessons

-now all this said that build up to touches would be at his pace so expect things like falling asleep in his office and waking up to him carrying you back to bed

-or struggling to see something so he grabs and lifts you up or puts you on his shoulder

-after the wishing star incident however I think he'd give you the biggest bear hug ever

-speaking of which he isn't a cuddler in bed at first either

-That doesn't mean you won't wake up and pretend to be sleeping so he keeps cuddling you 'in secret'

-Now all this said you will warm up to him and start to have things like him always holding your hand when you both go out

-or holding a hand/arm around you in those social settings to show off to everyone you're his

-not to mention cuddles and bewr hugs at night!!! Seriously you won't need a weighted blanket when he can just drap a arm over you and boom!

-did I mention the casual smooching?? His lips are hella supple and soft

-above all else he'd also call you over while he works and have you in his lap cuddled up to and fall asleep there cause he stay up to late and not want you to get up.

-really just wait for a bit and keep pushing when he pretends to dislike or be indifferent to your physical touches and you'll soon find he's as touched starved as you!

[gigglebox03]

Stress Relief~

SUGGESTIVE THEMES, NO MINORS

It has been about 5 months since I was first hired into the Horner Pie Business. I had started off as a shy, quiet, baker and worked hard to bake the perfect pies. Jack was a man with high expectations and not someone you want to displease.

He came off as a very demanding and intimidating towards his fellow bakers yet when it came to business he was surprisingly patient and professtional.

However, for some odd reason, when he promoted me as his personal assistant I was in shock. I thought that the big man himself paid no attention to me other than when it was time for his famous pie tasting. He had given me an array of odd, almost intimate duties such as organizing his magical artifacts or massaging his back while he dealt with some paperwork.

But the one thing he had done that caught me off guard was something unexpected from Jack Horner himself.

It started off as any other day, cleaning the kitchen, dusting shelves, dealing with paperwork, etc. Jack had just finshed tasting his batch of pies for the day and as always I stood by his side, clipboard in hand, ready to write out any orders demanded by my boss. However, with a wave of his hand, Jack gestured me to follow him.

We walked in silence, my small strides trying desperately to keep up with his long ones. Once we had reached his office, he pushed the doors opened and instructed that I sit. As I made my way towards his desk, I heard the office doors shut.

At that moment, my heart began to race and I suddenly felt hot, anxious and.....excited?

I felt out of place as I had visited his office multiple times before yet why was this time any different?

I must have been deep in my thoughts as Jack's voice suddenly caught my attention.

"Am I just talking to myself or are you going to wake up and do your job?" Jack said annoyed.

"Oh...I-I'm sorry...I was just thinking.."

"You were that distracted by your witty thoughts that your didn't hear a word I had just said?"

"Well I was thinking about why I was called into your office. I mean I know it's my job to follow you and your orders but I was just assuming something was wrong as you haven't really spoken to me this morning...."

I felt nervous. What was he going to say? I was rambling too much? Is he going to fire me? Why is he looking at me with so much disgust and hatred??

"Well just because I don't share every bit of information with you doesn't mean I'm in a sour mood...I didn't know you were that dependent on me" He said bluntly.

I blushed at his response. Was I being too clingy towards my boss? I mean since I've started working for him I have felt differently towards Jack. In the beginning I was so afraid of messing things up because of the amount of power this man had. But now...I feel even more anxious around him as all I want to do is please him....make him feel good......I could feel my face heat up with attraction the more I stared at him.

"Well I am your assistant and I jsut want to make sure I'm following through with your expectations" I say with a little more boldness.

"Hmph..." He scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Do you even know why I called you in here?"

"Um..no..not really" I say feeling my anxiety rise once again.

"Well you must think that this situation is about you....or maybe another promotion, that sort of thing" He said with a bored expression on his face.

"If you think that then I have some news for you....

To be continued….

[roleplaying-pagan]

So I might've made my own Captain Price Yandere AI, since there's only like 2 on there, if there's any characters ya want me to make Yandere, let me know! I'll even do Jack Horner!

My profile there is @/ASO_Bravo6

~jackhornersimp

[missrubycrystalshorner]

I did it based on the idea that a friend gave me

[cannedbabs]

I’ve stalled on it long enough, the long hiatus finally slowly melting…

Bite the Hand That Feeds is being worked on again, finally!!

Idk who’s still looking forward to reading, but it’s very nice to get back into it.

I’ve had IRL troubles with Jack Horner (weirdly to say) and that really plummeted my enjoyment for him. I also had some online stuff involving the community but it’s okay. I love him regardless even if it’s not the same. I’ll get more sappy on the update when it happens, but as of June 3rd, we are at 1,216 words (slow time coming whoops, it’ll be longer! 6,000+ ofc at least!)

And under the cut there’s a little snip for anyone wanting! Thank you guys for possibly sticking with me through this and being so patient!

Keep in mind this is BEFORE it’s proofed by my bf so apologies for any weird wordings or grammar mistakes (he typically helps my word flow since I just write and write and write until I get burnt out for a few hours)

Also I didn’t wanna actually spoil anything so it’s just a retelling, sorry if that’s cruel </3

[the-evil-lovable-simp]

Big Jack Horner x reader

Part 1

Tw: possibly bad for some audiences maybe

You're sat on a log in an enchanted forest, getting away from all the chaos in the town, Puss doesn't mind, he likes all the attention anyway. You inwardly cried you hated all the attention you got from your stupid fairytale, you wish you were a nursery rhyme or even better, neither. Your fairytale was a creepy one, not horror, just twisted and sad, you had gained the sympathy of death himself, that and the fact he can't kill you. You looked at your hands, stitches, not lots, but noticeable. you sighed, wondering when you'll get new ones. You were taken out of your thoughts when you got hit in the back of the head, this caused your right eye to pop out of its socket.

"Aawwughh..." you groaned sadly, leaning forward and grabbing it, plopping it back in. You look to the side to discover a bowling ball had hit you. You hear someone approaching, this scared you since a lot of people like to see if your abilities are true, you got up to see who is quickly getting closer. When you did, you made eye contact with a huge man, in almost all purple, with a pink bob, and he was on the heavier side. He grimaced at the stitches but then looked as if he was thinking. He went to grab the bowling ball like it weighed nothing, putting it in his weird handbag.

He looked at you with mischievous child-like glee.

"Say, are you magic?" He asked waiting for an answer as he watched you lower your head in sorrow.

"I guess you could call it that..." You answered sorrowfully, hoping that was the end of the conversation. He chuckled darkly.

"Great!" Grabbing your waist, as he did so, you felt something pop, it might have been one of your organs again.

"Mhm, not even fighting against it? Pathetic,". He scoffed acting like you weren't a person and just a mere object, I mean, you didn't really feel like a person most of the time, more like a living doll. But what happened next you certainly didn't expect, he opened up his bag and shoved you inside.

You fell through the darkness, watching different objects fly by you, hey this is like that little girl you know, Alice. Oh, you imagined how nice it would be to have that story instead of your own. You then realised that you had stopped floating and there was peace and quiet, no one to look at you funny or even just thinking you looked cool, just you, your thoughts and random floating objects. Closing your eyes and drifting off trying to ignore existence. That's when something gently tapped your face, you opened your eyes to a jar with what you thought was a bug inside. You felt bad, so you softly grabbed the jar and lightly pulled on the cork to set it free. You watched it fly out and glow, satisfied, you closed your eyes again trying to finally sleep.

"Excuse me, do you know where we are?" someone asked, without opening your eyes again you nonchalantly answered.

"In some guy's magic bag,"

"Oh......Well, while we're here how about we get acquainted," your eyes snapped open finally wondering who was speaking, only to see the bug.

"What would be the point?" you said leaning back, making yourself slightly float away from the little bug.

"It's healthy to talk to people, especially in stressful situations," he answered as he flew up to you and landing on your shoulder.

"This isn't stressful though," you sighed opening your eyes.

"Oh and why's that?" he asked quietly.

"It gives me a chance to know what death might be like," you said looking at the tiny bug on your shoulder.

"Oh..." the bug states, shocked. That's when the bug notices the stitches all over your arms.

"Let's talk about something else, like maybe your childhood," the bug encouraged, although you really didn't want to talk about that.

Your eyes became lifeless as they started to leak.

"What's wrong?" the bug asked worried. You turned your head to him.

"Thinking about my childhood," you said simply, although the bug looked as though it was a puzzle.

"Listen..." the bug stayed silent, "I, can't die...".

"I can't count how many times, I 'should' have died..." You turn to the bug, making eye contact, his antennas are lowered. You floated there together until the silence was broken, you coughed, your body reminding you one of your organs had popped. You closed your eyes to rest and the bug didn't stop you this time.

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Ta da!!!!! Hopefully bits didn't go missing while pasting it on here 🤪

[picsani]

Headcanon:

If Jack marries you,he probably expects at least six or seven strapping boys,like Gaston.

He'd make it clear from the beginning of the relationship.

Also,seeing how he is,I don't think he would have any desire for daughters.

(It's okay if you headcanon him not caring about this stuff tho)

[gigglebox03]

Flustered Jack!

Imagine listing all of the things you find cute about Jack such as his frequent giggles he makes when causing havoc, the way his cheeks bounce with every step, his childish impatience, hot-headedness, and just his cute face in general....

I picture him getting very flustered but trying to hide it by putting on an annoyed expression such as this one.

He'd probably tell you to shut up or order you to get back to work as way to distract you from how flustered and flattered he is!

[cornflakegetmilking]

Being towered over while on your knees-

Yeah um fun fact i cant draw characters i simp for or else my body starts burning.

I feel like i should add context but i dont know if i have the strength to do it...

[roleplaying-pagan]

Here's some line art for @staticart 's trade, I'm bad at poses y'all know this so I'm using the Demon King from 7 Deadly Sins for Jack (bc it fits him PERFECTLY) and I'll be using the Ashen Desire Hendrickson (also 7 Deadly Sins) pose for her OC, I try my best not to trace but with the hands I had to bc EVERYONE KNOWS HANDS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS!!! Especially with holding something *cough cough* sword *cough cough*, never trace anyone else's art, I only traced the hands as Im not so good at it yet, but the Demon King and Ashen Hendrickson game art are from 7DS Grand Cross, I mirror drawed most of it (excluding hands bc I succ) as best I could, remember this is only the line art, I line art like I'm sketching, helps me out too, so @staticart I hope you like this so far as I know many artists and friends that do the exact same thing I do to help practice posing and drawing hands, plus with me just coming back from my hiatus Inlost my touch a little bit ssssssoooooo again I do apologize for my hiatus! I'm back and happier than ever!!!

~jackhornersimp

[bimmbeau]

[lunaticlamprey]

just one of those days....

[cannedbabs]

Me: oh boy, can’t wait to write this NSFW one shot fic about the reader working at an establishment that this character owns, only to eventually wind up in their office, under their desk and delving into NSFW stuff to appease their bosses wishes only to have someone walk in and start talking to said boss while the reader doesn’t stop what they are doing with encouragement from their boss to keep going :)

Also me: wait a minute

[skittus]

I was drawing Jack Horner as a pony, obviously from my Little pony.. Why? Well WHY NOT HAHAHA (I know Jack hates them, I'm a brat)

But I got to thinking, what would her cutie mark be like? Sure they would say "obviously a plum cake" But no.

the Curie mark is your magic, what you are passionate about. I do not see Jack really passionate about his factory, I see him with much more love towards collecting magic items or mastering the word

so her cutie mark would be something related to magic instead of cakes? OH MAGICAL CAKES?!?

what do you think simp ?!!

[picsani]

Yandere Jack Horner keeping your hair tie in his drawer 💜

Sometimes he plays with it while doing paper work.

You thought you simply lost it but,unknown to you,someone is taking good care of it.

Your little,insignificant hair tie is now his most valuable possession.

Maybe even more than all of his magic artifacts~