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jeffrey anderson is a GOOD fucking big brother. he is definitely not perfect, and he was far from it when he was attending welton and todd was in elementary/middle school, but overall, he’s a good brother.
i feel like as they get older, jeffrey realizes that todd is the only family he can rely on to be completely honest with him, and that will love him unconditionally. he always knew this as they were close as children, but time and their parents stressed the small cracks that started forming in their relationship.
by the time todd is at welton, jeffrey tries to call him at least once a week. some calls are short, while some leave todd hogging the phone (and subsequently making the welton phone bill skyrocket) for an hour.
todd appreciated the change in pace, especially when he ran away with neil. he was glad that he had someone in his corner that approved of him and neil.
and support them jeff did. he did everything from covering for them, to coming to neil’s plays and todd’s poetry readings, to treating neil like a true brother in law, to even just acting like that’s how it’s supposed to be: neil and todd against the world together.
jeffrey has enough common sense to realize that todd is the only family member that he has that he can fully rely on. and despite the fact that their parents are shit bags and don’t appreciate him, he’ll highlight the fact that todd is just as important as he is in everything he does by loving his brother.
or maybe i’m just projecting my sibling feelings because i see a bunch of stuff of jeffrey being a jerk to todd and it hurts me cause i could never be a jerk to my sister ahhhh.
#did this get away from me#yes#do i care#also yes#will i stop#not unless someone tells me to#dead poets society#dps#dead poets#my posts#todd anderson#neil perry#anderperry#neil x todd#todd x neil#jeff anderson#jeffrey anderson
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Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself
#My art#Critical Role#Critical Role fanart#Vox Machina#Percy de Rolo#I have not drawn CR fanart in a hot minute but that tweet activated me like a sleeper agent#Also I think I got the little lore stuff right? I almost put Whitestone on the shirt but I looked and Whitestone becomes part of Tal'Dorei#So I think this is technically more right#Someone correct me if I'm wrong and I'll change it. because it WILL bother me if I'm wrong#Edit: I decided it's fine as is#Unless god himself (Matthew Mercer) comes down and tells me how the Olympics would work in Exandria I'm leaving it like this
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Giovanni was a (mostly) great dad
Batman: I get it you all resent your fathers-
Zatanna: I don't. I fuckin' love my dad. He taught me magic, always protected me, and one time he threw a party for me and got Sabrina Carpenter to sing at it. My dad's fuckin' awesome!
Jason (sitting next to the magician): Didn't he turn a man into a pile of sludge once?
Zatanna: Oh yeah, the guy was a creep who tried to seduce me when I was 16 and after I made it very clear I was not interested... He turned him into the sludge he was. The guy was a creep and walked after committing a whole lot of messed up crimes. Fuckin' love my dad!
Jason: I- I never had that with my dads!
Batman snuck out of the room before Jason could yell at him.
Zatanna: Come on, Jason. I'm taking you to get ice cream, you need it.
Jason (confused): You're being nice to me?
Zatanna: Dude, duh. You're like my fave person sometimes.
Jason (smiling): Oh... thanks.
#batfamily#jason todd#batfamily chronicles#batman#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#bruce wayne#zatanna#we all need dads like Zatanna's unless someone tells me he shot her or something lol#batfamily funny#batfamily comedy#inspired by metalocalypse#giovanni did teach her magic too so that's a pretty awesome parent in my book#batfamily fluff#batfamily fanfiction#jason and bruce#giovanni zatara#microfiction#headcanon batfamily#batfamily microseries#script fic#part of my batfamily microseries#batfamily microfiction#batfamily chronicles microseries#batfamily fic#dc fanfiction#batfamily chronicles flash fiction#part of my batfamily flash fiction#flash fiction#batfamily flash fiction
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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
#thank god the first people i encountered in the queer community didn't have this shitty pov#because i spent 16 years feeling like an imposter in my ultra conservative christian community because i liked girls and boys#and if my first terrified forays into the queer community told me i was an imposter there as well#unless i performed my queerness to their specific liking I cant imagine how lost I would have felt#pro tip: if you're telling someone they can't be part of the family unless they deny a part of themselves#you are part of the problem#bisexual#lgbtq#queer#gatekeeping
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physeng(write, file, "tco_physeng_breakdown.png");
to:compiler {file}
to:compiler {txt: "Internet and Outernet are full of StickFigures with similar body plans, so there are optimizations for rendering vector strokes specifically. it's way more efficient to use those optimizations than keep calculating perfect spheres for no aesthetic benefit."}
{txt: "btw why haven't heat issues been patched yet"}
{txt: "i fixed this years ago for the latest model. remember."}
from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. The avast! nodes will appreciate the credits. TheChosenOne.exe has been unreachable for some time."}
to:compiler {txt: "you mean OuternetPhysEng still won't update their programs"}
from:compiler {txt: "Yes."}
to:compiler {txt: "and still won't provide a specific location?"}
from:compiler {txt: "Do not allow them to bring up the moral argument again."}
to:compiler {txt: "OK. fine. yes. i will spare both of us"}
to:compiler {txt: "abridged or full docs?"}
from:compiler {txt: "Abridged. Please describe the acronyms."}
to:compiler {txt: "ofc"}
{txt: "
sel.per.filter: standard StickFigure component (src)*****. invisible membrane with special collision properties. protects mouthparts.
H2O scoop: avast! code. implements water retrieval from ambient air.
EIS: avast! code. destroys ingested materials identified as, "dangerous" before they reach internal systems.
SOS: avast! code. they only said this one was, "used for control."
ECL: avast! code. recycles some forms of contact energy.
THROUGHLINE: base code, initialization data, and processing space for vitals. found in some form in all StickFigure-type worms. following unique sectors noted: Black Hole Monitoring System, Basic Intake Threat Enum, Fly By Wire.
smaller points list other vital and peripheral systems.
"}
from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. That's enough."}
end(physeng());
@compressedrage as per my previous email /silly
related: pliable stick figure biotech
#part silly part serious effort part headcanon lore dump part speculation part diegetic technical document-#the most complex diagram i ever-#anD the entire interconnected system of hcs ive had on TCO functionality to date.#pleeeeeeease ask me about it :33333 if u wanna#of course chosen would have no clue about Any of these specifics. that's like expecting a preschooler to know the Krebs Cycle.#meaning no insult to their intelligence - just that there's no way for them to know unless someone tells em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#and there's no junior high Health class for elusive hi-PWR sticks. seems like these two are big fans though(?)#;3#***** ''filter is a two-way selectively permeable membrane that allows some objects through and rejects others ...#... can: filter gases from liquids ... cannot: filter microparticles (smoke [or] aerosols)''#--/ art#--/ story#alan becker#ava the chosen one#animator vs animation#subpixels#executable!au#ava au
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Iterator can from my wips (please read that in the tone of blorbo from my show :) (that superstructure is a girl (he/it) to me)
#rain world#on second tought u could have not written the tagline as that but alas#man i dunno how to tag this uhm uh#rw ocs#i suppose?#its the can of one of my iterator ocs that i drew for some oc ancients so like yeh#anyhow broight to you by carpsoup i suppose#!!#my art#:))))#for song recs hmmmm ive been listening to the album sweden by the mountain goats#its good!!#anyhow uh yeah might post some more wips from this piece maybe...unless someone tells me to not by sceaming in agony or soemthing#if that happens il probaböy deleteall social media and go back to reading lexucons like a normal person#hmmm#if your reading this hope you have a lovely day :)))
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Can’t decide which ship you prefer?
Solution:
Polyamory!
Wade would love being squashed between Vic and Logan in bed, and I will not be hearing otherwise!
Wade would surprisingly be a good cook and would try cooking for Victor and Logan but only Logan would eat it--Victor choosing to hunt his food and eat it over a campfire or something.
Wade gets scary dog privileges. Scary dogs in question: Victor and Logan.
To Wade, Victor is Kitten and Logan is Peanut. To Victor, Logan is Runt and Wade is Little Freak or just Freak. Victor and Wade both are just Bub to Logan.
When Victor or Logan lose it and go feral, Wade does the stupid thing and calls out their names and throws their clothes at them--something he learned from certain fairytales that tell how to turn a werewolf back to normal--and what’s even stupider is that it confuses them and grounds them so much, it works.
#someone pls see my vision and let us draw fanart and make edits together#i propose we call this deadclawsandteeth if thats not deemed too long for a ship name#deadclawsandteeth#unless there’s already a ship name for it please tell me#sabrevine#wolvertooth#deadclaws#poolverine#wolverpool#deadpool#wolverine#sabretooth#wade wilson#logan howlett#victor creed
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Hilarious revelation that Vivi might have not actually seen Luffy and Zoro fight together at full strength before
#she saw them fight each other at Whiskey Peak but otherwise I think they've been separated or not really fighting#and Little Garden she was being turned into a candle#just funny that she's comparing herself to them this late in the game#and Usopp is like dw you're one of us normal humans I thought you knew this it's why me and Nami adopted you#nefertari vivi#usopp#nami#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#sanji#one piece#alabasta saga#alabasta#dynamic#alabasta crew#straw hat pirates#usovivi#i'm inventing a tag for usopp and vivi interactions unless someone tells me otherwise
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i found jay’s black jacket (an ID guide)
This black jacket is worn by Jay about 9 times throughout Marble Hornets, including his final appearance. And after some weeks of on-and-off research, I think I know the exact make and model.
This post will detail exactly how I found it, and serve as a guide for anyone that wants to find the jacket, whether that's for cosplay purposes, or if you're just keen on collecting items related to MH.
Main post under the cut
Intro
The first step to identifying the jacket was to gather as many references as possible.
I went back to the web series and took screenshots from any entries the jacket makes an appearance. (shoutout to mg549′s very comprehensive MH wardrobe guide, without it this would’ve been much more of a pain)
Jay's jacket is, for the most part, very plain. It's a solid color, full-zip jacket, without any particularly eye-catching logos or other details. I had to look for moments where even the slightest distinction appeared clear on camera, at least as distinct as it can be. Even if it was just close-ups to get the shape of a zipper, or how many buttons are on a sleeve, it was the best I got. While I did manage to find a decent amount of these, there was just one crucial detail that would've made finding it near-impossible; the brand is never shown. Thankfully, I had another resource.
In 2018 Troy Sold a Lot of Stuff
In early 2018, Troy officially announced that MH would be continued in a comic series. To fund the first issue, he held a number of auctions for production items used during the web series on Ebay.
These included items such as Jay’s camera, Brian’s hoodie, A Masky mask, and Jay’s black jacket.
Lo and behold, the jacket listing includes a picture with the brand in clear view. It's from Gap.
Ebay does not archive sold listings older than 90 days. However, Worthpoint, a website for valuing and pricing collectibles, does. Using Worthpoint I was able to find all of these items, (and a lot more, which can be found in this doc I submitted to Archive Hornets)
Identification
With the picture from the listing and the series screencaps, I had a complete ID list.
(Top image is from the Ebay listing, with the contrast adjusted a little for easier viewing. The bottom two images are from Entry #79)
The Gap logo (This specific logo dates the jacket being made anywhere between 1986 and 2009, when it first appears).
Front Zipper (Note the shape)
The two front pockets
The two buttons and pointed cuffs on each sleeve (Second one is a little hard to see but it's jusstt peeping out at the side)
The blue piping in the inner lining
The zipper in the right side inner lining
The gray mesh inner lining
With these in mind, I could now go to the next and longest step-
Finding the Jacket
I combed three resell sites; Ebay, Depop, and Poshmark. My main goal wasn't to actually purchase the jacket, (although, I would like to at some point) but to find a jacket listing that had every identifier, and have a more definite baseline for finding others. I needed to be sure what I had was enough to properly ID the jacket. The references I had stitched together were decent enough, but I wanted to see if there was something better out there.
After tons of page scrolling and tab-switching and comparing and contrasting, I finally got lucky.
(first two images are from crashthecloset's listing on poshmark, last six are from shannfo-76 on ebay)
I haven't bought one myself as of posting, but I feel pretty confident this is it. The jackets were already sold, but every marker seemed to be accounted for. It also revealed new ones, like the reflective pattern and pockets on the inner lining, (zipper on the right side pocket, button on the left pocket) and the materials tag.
With that, here's some final notes that may be helpful if you try looking for the jacket yourself:
Online sellers often describe it as a light jacket, a windbreaker, a 2-in-1, or 3-in-1.
"Gap Mens Black Jacket" is the search phrase I used the most since it yielded a (very) broad result pool.
Most of the jackets I found came from Poshmark or Ebay.
The exact size of Jay’s jacket is unclear. My best guesses are either a US Men’s S or M, since Jay was pretty skinny and of average height. I’ve only been able to find maybe 2 jackets that are a size M, one of which is the first pic in the photoset above.
Gap has sold other black jackets that look remarkably similar to Jay’s, and they do pop up on resell sites. One of these was so similar, the only discernible difference was the style of the logo. I highly recommend making sure it matches the exact one Jay had before purchasing. (It's also more than fine to ask/msg me if you have any doubts!) As long as you know what to look for, you shouldn’t have a problem finding at least one.
One detail that confounded me was this sleeve poking out of Jay's jacket. At first I thought he was wearing a long sleeve underneath, making this shot a continuity error since he appeared to Only be wearing the green short sleeve under the jacket.
@hivemite pointed out that this might be a two-in-one jacket, which has multiple layers for different types of weather. While I have not been able to see the sleeve outside of two shots in entry #79 and #80, one listing I found did describe it as a 3-in-1.
that's about it! hope this helps :)
#marble hornets#jay merrick#ref#over and out#long post#happy entry 80 day. heres some extra tidbits just for the tags#at least two listings called this y2k which is really funny.#it is also strangely difficult to find these in sizes smaller than large#another thing kinda related. worthpoint is a shitty site unfortunately#as you can see with the jacket description. in which it apparently ‘‘works and comes with a charging cable’’#<- i mean that Couldve been an error on the original ebay listing#however that is. impossible to verify now unless someone somewhere had a screenshot#but each mh item from this particular auction there had consistently bad errors that inclines me to say that wasnt the case#ok this went too long for a few extra tidbits but can you tell i lost my mind
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Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well#same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident#anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol#Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family#Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them#leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust#I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha#turtle art tag#curious as to what everyone else headcanons#the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo#all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now#I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them#went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭#ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun#my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT#note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum#if that makes sense#headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas#I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd#I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh#and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter#Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic#I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder
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i have many wives but all of them are beautiful
#also all 4 raging homosexuals and 3/4 are canon crossdressers. unless someone has something good to tell me about wanning in 2ha too?#chinese bl#meet you at the blossom#immortality#the spirealm#the general's son#mine#wish i could add women here but they haven't made any with loml flavour since lexa daenerys and villanelle#and that was so long ago that their grip on me loosened
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Season 2 came out and i didnt know, hello are yall even still alive??? IM SO HAPPY JWDEJR ILL PROBSBLY MAKE MORE ARY BECUZ I LOVE THEM SMM
#mummy in the mirror spoilers#clankie#monster high show#monster high art#monster high#mh g3#monster high generation 3#monster high g3#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#frankie stein#cleo de nile#cleo g3#frankie g3#cleo de nile g3#frankie stein g3#frankie x cleo#cleo x frankie#g3 is actually so fun and cute sjidioxoaoq clankie is so adorable snd and dnd- the inclusivity the diversity its so omg like wot dats me????#if i watch it all in one sittung my hyperfixation will run out yoo fast 😭#dont follow for clankie cuz ill eventually og back to my other fixation lmao unless u jsy like my art 😭#would cleo be the jealous type? like thats kind of stereotypical but i can see her being SLIGHTLY jelly#atleast more than frankie would imo. frankie cant ever tell if someone is flirting with their girlfriend or not 😭#monster high spoilers#monster high series#monster high season 2#monster high ships
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#i tried so hard to find angles where you could even TELL what this thing is#flamigo#i hope these are sufficient. for you flamigo likers. i know there's a lot of you because i used to not like flamigo. i used to be a bit of#flamigo hater. and i had my reasons—it was one of the first Evil Shinies i ever got‚ when i was shiny hunting the dreepy line#but it was mainly just because it. was just a flamingo. to me. and its name was literally just “flamingo” with the N removed#it felt like fuckin. blatant dex padding. i was like. this is just a fucking animal#but then someone pointed out how like. it's a fighting-type… and its body is shaped like a boxing glove#which i didn't even realize at first? but i looked at it and it is and that's. kinda silly#and i like THAT. i still think the name is fuckin boring unless anyone knows that it actually came from some#super intricate source but if it did then they didn't communicate that very well
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thinking about how ballister's sword was given to him by ambrosius to aid him in becoming a knight and possibly as a token of friendship or love... and the director yoinked that shit and replaced it with a tool of destruction that almost cost ballister his life and resulted in ambrosius cutting off the arm he was going to wield that gift with
also let's not forget the director would've also killed ambrosius with ballister's actual sword if nimona hadn't gotten there first. she literally would've used something he gave ballister out of love to murder him.
man like. there's a 'g' turned to a 'b' carved on that sword. that's their names put together. that's their history together. that's nearly their whole lives spent together. loving each other. taken away and used as a weapon against both of them. this movie's great. i love this movie
#welcome to cilly's house of looking too deep into things#nimona#goldenheart#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#props to the director for apparently recreating bal's sword perfectly tho like.#unless the sword is entirely ceremonial you're telling me she put back every scratch and sign of wear and tear????#i'm reading too much into this but like. if someone gave me a replica of my sword they could swear up and down it's the same sword#but i'd be like 'the guard doesn't have that random wobble i'm used to but nice try'#i'm definitely reading too much into it they're ceremonial for sure LMAO
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something’s wrong?
#heheh what a name for a town. borger. brother that is a samdwich!!#I could prob talk about what this means to me but I don’t wanna#actually nvm I just thought of a funny way to describe the feeling:#you have two wolves inside of you. one HATES everything it sees soooo much. the other only sees beauty. you’re jaded.#or something like that#I’m trying to be conscious about only bending man-made structures and objects#unless it just looks extra cool to bend the natural stuff too#not rly a critical commentary. the basic premise is to show you how fucked up these little towns are;#while also communicating how they’re typically found in naturally beautiful places.#weird right? like finding ruins. it’s like these places settled and then worldly-priorities changed and everything fell apart#but you can tell - usually - that somewhere in the history of these small towns someone said:#‘what a fucking sweet view. let’s make camp’#my art#glitch art#aesthetic#art#artwork#webcore#glitchcore#internetcore#abstract#artists on tumblr#photography#abstract art#distortioncore#glitch#weird art#americana#southern gothic#angels
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Tbh it's painful that I have 12,000 followers on here and uh *checks notes* 30 followers on my business social media (well 500 if you count linkedin but really should I count linkedin. unclear.)
Lowkey considering doxxing myself about it lmao.
(I'm a professional editor for nonfiction books, specializing in self-help, psychology, spirituality, and LGBTQ.)
#not news#me#rippppppppp#someone should probably be my impulse control and tell me not to do it#unless people are interested in some cool pay-what-you-want publishing resources I've put together#I'm joking unless you aren't tbh
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