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cuntphoric · 1 day ago
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a/n; this came to me in a nap
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you and your husband are both half asleep, that much is clear, bleary eyed and puffy faced, stumbling over each other in the cramped bathroom as if it was a battlefield. the floor is cold under your feet - lucky him, wearing socks. the overhead light is way too bright, and he already has a smudge of toothpaste on his cheek like war paint. you’re squinting at your toothbrush, unscrewing the cap with one hand while holding it like a weapon with the other.
“no, i get the sink first” “you always get the sink first” “fastest wins”
and then it’s on. your hips knock into his as you fight for the faucet, giggling and elbowing him. the mirror fogs up from your breath. your arms are tangled, shoulders bumping as you both try to spit directly into the sink. toothpaste lands somewhere it shouldn’t. your knee hits the cabinet. it's nothing new.
“we’re gonna be so late” you manage between bursts of giggles, dragging your wrist across your chin.
he’s still brushing, foam stuck to his lip which looked like a small, terrible mustache, and he’s grinning like the little shit he is.
“worth it,” he sputtered out around his toothbrush.
he's worth more than anything.
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bylrndgm · 4 months ago
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MIKE WHEELER IN EVERY EPISODE [33/42] 4.09 The Piggyback
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anewunknown · 1 month ago
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hello beloved mutuals and fellow tumblrites! sykes here ♡ (formely known as poethood, boymartyr, richardsikenpdf, etc)
i have decided to return to tumblr after a year and a half long hiatus. currently in the process of reinventing myself for what feels like the hundredth time, and moving the content of my former blog(s) over here.
it's nice to see you all again ♡♡♡
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keyworld1101 · 3 months ago
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My recommended page is really putting in the leg work today
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romainlettusdinnerparty · 5 months ago
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it’s suddenly desperately important for everyone here to be aware of my coffee table book selection
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redautism · 2 years ago
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got some clord and red brothers au content here
ive never been particularly fond of clone tord but hes growing on me
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clockwork-carstairs · 9 months ago
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Ty, Ty, Ty
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Thank you all for following along.
The adventure will continue at imodnaweeklyanniversary, celebrating Southern Gothic weekly and commemorating all milestones to come.
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cuntphoric · 1 day ago
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I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES HELP HELP HELP HE
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sysmedsaresexist · 4 months ago
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Beep beep
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filthyjoetini · 1 month ago
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america is selling propaganda to people through warfare.
When isn’t America selling its propaganda? It’s all this country does.
But people can choose not to watch the film (me) or watch it and just see it as a film and not some life changing epiphany and then go and glorify war.
It’s called critical thinking and common sense.
Thanks for coming to my TED!Talk
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keyworld1101 · 7 months ago
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Is anybody else dying for a VM coming out of retirement one shot bc of their involvement with C3?
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sweet--escape17 · 4 months ago
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Merry Christmas everyone!! I hope you're doing well and that you got to eat your favorite meal for today(heh). Stay healthy and warm! Happy Holidays! 🫡
Yah know where the whole picture is at
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anewunknown · 1 month ago
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just fell to my knees in utter despair
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ghostsessioned · 2 months ago
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thank you parentage ( . ) org for all the memories. blood in the ground. 2021 - 2025.
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