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[ask-this-whole-new-world]

FUN!

*King Dearil wasn't sure what to make of this place. Thanks to some...stuff involving gods angels, demons , and a very enthusiastic pale man in a suit with rainbow eyes, the king of the Galeforce house was busy setting up alliances. Some young maiden that showed him she was in fact a 'Valkyrie' whatever that was. He honestly preferred the term Sheild Maiden or Battle Angels but he's old fashioned. But as he kept walking to this kingdom to speak with the king he overheard the conversation between the king and his new hero. His hero was summoned by magic. Apperntly this young man was very blond with red eyes that held pain. Hm...maybe he was one of these..Champions? That miss Göll wanted to hire. But he heard his case. And then...*

*the line that doomed his kingdom.*

"What do you mean by that!? This is a man's world! The little girls you talk about are fantasy! Their brains are too small and feeble! Unlike men who use logic they use emotions and think of the women who've doomed men!"

"Like like this Pandora woman of Greece!"

*the king then heard the young knight yell back*

"SHE GAVE HUMANITY HOPE AND EVE GAVE HUMANS FREE WILL YOU SHRIVELED UP HUSK! AND WHY DO YOU ENSLAVE THESE MEN!"

*The king then started blabbing about barbarians and civilizing the savages. Honestly the king was ready to sock the man as while he wasn't an altruistic man he was a father who knew the wonderful women his daughters became and a man who saw his beautiful queen for the perfect goddess she is in his eyes.*

*only to be stopped by a loud punching sound. As the king fell the knight glared at him and sighed saying.*

"First time I struck a king willingly."

*baffled the older man walked into the room. He saw the other king. He was young yes but not younger then the knight he then saw the knight whos yellow armour looked worn and dirty like the boy had been in many battles. It was at this point the kings locked eyes.*

*one had the eyes of a soilder who'd wish to make his kingdom safe for his people.*

*the other? A vapid fool with the mind of a child who never grew up.*

*as the older blond patted the knights shoulder the king saw the level of power in him and the difference in ability but kept a calm head and said.*

"Dear boy. What is the meaning of this?"

*the knight then explained the outward disgust he had for the king and his ideals and how he was no better then a common bandit.*

*Dearil however saw a bloody warlord with none of the intelligence or cunning that would make one dangerous as the knight talked the king tried to speak up only for the older king to give zero chance to rebuke his claim as with a simple punch he went flying into his throne and tipped it over.*

*the Emperor of Shadows then looked over.*

"So. This is what the Zorzal El Caesar of the Saderan Empire is? A whining child who lives in his world of self importance?"

*the king of course made a threat and tried to get his guards into the room who were cut down by the knight who then turned and was ready to cut him down but...the king was already headed his way with his sword drawn.*

"I-i-i I am the Emperor! I am the ruler of this mighty and invincible empire do you know what that makes me!?"

*the king just said.*

"Insignificant."

*and with one mighty slash cut him nearly in two as he finished a noble he believes runs into the room and yelled.*

"SIRE SIRE WE HAVE LOCATED THE DEMIHUMAN TRATORRR---"

*his voice died immediately in his throat as he saw a knight and his king over bloody corpses with both blondes looking at each other and pointing their swords at him.*

*the duo spent a few minutes interrogating the nobles who they then slaughtered because of their acts getting a layout of the land making the king scratch his chin*

"This sister of his would do better in the seat of power."

*while talking a bunch of oddly dressed soilders barged in. They held weapons he had not seen and aimed them like they were crossbows while the knight looked at them like he maybe understood what they were. It was at this point a rather brave ginger with burning orange eyes walked towards ready to fight.*

"Who are you? And why the bloodshed?"

"I am Dearil Galefore of the Galefore empire. I had come due to me reaching out looking for allies. All I have seen are a bunch of pathetic fools who enslave others and treat women like their property. This young man is.."

*he was interrupted by the knight saying.*

"I am Oddd---Oersted. My name is Oersted."

*the king then held a hand out like he was waiting for soilder to talk who said.*

"Pico. Pico Newgrounds of the American armed forces. The people behind me are of the Japanese armed forces. I do not understand them but my general told me they are here for the enslaved people taken."

*the king nodded and walked over to Pico and held his hand out again putting his sword away the much younger soilder caught onto his intentions and held up his hand to show they are harmless and lowered his rifle and shook it.*

"I take it you did all this?"

*without a second thought Oersted lied and said.*

"It was self defense as the men before you chose to cowardly attack our unprotected backs."

*Pico sighed and said.*

"Sounds about right."

*the king sighs and not questioning this decided to strike up friendly conversation with the soilders while his own trained guards helped put wherever they could and set up chances for a alliance of sorts.*

*The king isn't sure why. But he was starting to feel a sense of Daja vu whenever he was with Mister Pico. He does hope this alliance lasts. After all. A king and his council are how a land and people stay happy strong and prospering.*

*after a month the combined forces of the JSDF the Tankmen and The Galefore empire worked hard to educate each other on the strengths and weaknesses of each other as they set out to make a united kingdom Pico barged into the room with a soilder by the name of Yōji Itami both happy as they completed a goal. They had fond the princess.*

*Princess Piña Co Lada (What kind of name is Pina? He won't judge. His name is Dear-il so he shouldn't cast stones.)*

*Pico laughed and held up his hand and yelled*

"LETS GET THIS QUEEN HER THRONE!"

the king has a large problem. The hero that was summoned thinks slavery is "a bad thing" and women "should have rights"

[boruwa-sranie]

this is silly

twitter repost :0

[zu-is-here]

happy birthday, anomaly #1 <3

[4/4] Error by loverofpiggies

[astroxnot]

JJAM halloween cards!!! 🍓 for spooky season

my art / my shop

[tashasbabe]

♱ mamas. ★ e.w drabble

a little drabble because i'm tired and fucking smoked outta my brain, plus im making up for taking so long with call me shallow.. <3

I HAVE NO IDEA WHOS DIVIDERS THESE R SO LMK IF YOU KNOW WHO SO I CAN GIVE CREDS.. I JUST HAD THESE SAVED ON MY COMPUTER. ;(

w/l : plus!size reader!! tit kink, ellie is ALWAYS begging for a boob to be in her mouth (she needs to be occupied at all times..?), talk about pregnancy (how big your tits would get?!), ellie is just obsessed with da boob, profanity as always.. idk if theres anymore im brain-dumb rnn, sooo lmk.. :')

"ellie, baby, i said stop asking.." you whined, ellie grabbing at your tits, begging to feel them. "pleaaaseeee, mamas.. need it s'bad!.." she groaned, more of a whine. that name is what made you give in, oh, that name.. "fine, sweetheart. just for a bit." you murmured, finally giving in and lifting your tank top for her. and once you did, she was all over you, taking as much of your tits in her mouth as she could, peppering kisses all over them, sucking.. etc, anything you could think of, trust, she was doing it. "thank you s'much, babyy.. my favorite rackkk!" she squealed, gnawing and sucking on your nipples, making you moan shallowly. "yeah, mhm.. mhm! i know, baby, i know..!" you'd moan a bit louder whenever she'd nip at the pebbled nub, sucking for a moment then releasing it with a 'pop'. "y'know, mamas, i wanna give you a baby.. wanna see how big your jugs would get." she sighed, resting her head in between your cleavage, maneuvering one of your boobs with her free hand, while the other stroked your thigh. "yeah? how about we do that?" you giggled softly, snuggling deeper into the mattress beneath you.

𝜗𝜚 she'd be so devistated if she knew she couldnt put a baby in you. ;(

[kibblz-n-bitz]

thinking about Cuddling with Zoro.

Early in the morning, you wake up before he does. The sun has barely risen, as indicated by the dusky blue that colored the sky from the view of the cabins porthole. You sigh, desperately trying to fall back asleep. It doesn't work.

So, instead, you settle in your boyfriend's arms. He's curled around you, your back pressed to his chest, his face pressed to the back of your neck. He breathes against your neck. It's warm and it tickles a little bit, you squirm and giggle softly.

When you shift, Zoro's arms tighten a bit around you. You feel a grumble- not unlike a purr- vibrate against your back. He huffs against your neck, and you swear you can feel him nuzzle his face against you.

Roronoa Zoro, the Swordsman and first mate of the Strawhat Pirates.

Roronoa Zoro, who wouldn't hesitate to cut down enemies for the sake of his crew.

Roronoa Zoro, who was currently snuggling into you like some overgrown cat. A smile makes its way onto your face. You lace your fingers with his where his hand is laid gently against your stomach.

Moments like these, where he felt comfortable enough to let his guard down, to squeeze you and bury his face into you. To hold you gently and hum contentedly at the feeling of your body against his. When it was just the two of you. He allowed himself to bask in your warmth.

You feel lips press against the tip of your spine. You weren't sure if he knew you were awake or not, but it didn't matter.

[pain-del-doge]

thw t4t ever

[daily-roguefort]

Day 89 of posting Roguefort until they’re added to Kingdom!

Surely, it must be nice to have another cookie with such an eye for beauty, hm?

[remanedur-art]

(they/them)

[monkey-wrench-series]

Just figured out this is where I have to ask questions anyways is there any hidden messages we should look out for in episodes? 🤔

Apparently there's a certain number that keeps showing up but I wouldn't pay it no mind.

[boruwa-sranie]

another troll linocut another day of people not knowing homestuck

I love tavros :3

[rejected3]

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[kinerxy]

lil sneak peek of a werewolf/knight encounter comic i'm working on (still a big wip)

also this (idk how i drew that)

[awoogawolf]

cozy morning 🌄

[isabel-ov-o]

Smg3 en la noche✨ / Smg3 at night✨

Aun sigo practicando en mi tableta jsjs -w-

I'm still practicing on my graphics tablet jsjs -w-