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#mega heracross#i like it so much less than regular heracross. now it's angry. it's not cute anymore. what's going on#we're getting stabbed
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#mega scizor#aaahhh here we go. we're entering the “Nobody Has Uploaded These Fucking Model Rips” era#i knew this day would come. well! here's mega scizor's psmd model#you will deal with this#imo it makes it sillier anyway. look at that polygonal motherfucker
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#mega ampharos#something about the eyes here make this thing very autism creature#i almost talked about the new mega that was revealed for plza but then i realized some folks might care about spoilers?#if you care about spoilers don't read the next few tags:#i was thinking about mega dragonite and how it's like. going back to its roots or whatever. with the dragonair looks#and then i noticed this thing is kinda flaaffy-flavored#i wonder if that's a Thing with mega evolution. pokémon whose final evos change a lot going back to look more like their prevos#i like it!! you know me. i always complain when evolutionary lines change too much
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#mega mewtwo#mega mewtwo y#mega mewtwo x#oh right! well i usually think charizard is the only one who got two different megas but i guess this guy did too#wow :) equality
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#mega aerodactyl#why is this the only fossil with a mega. we could've had mega archeops man#:/ sad#though folks seem to like angles where the shadow makes them look evil#even though this guy had quite a few other very funny angles#duly noted..!
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#mega gyarados#this post has been sitting on my tumblr page all day and i've been idly coming back to it every once in a while TRYING to find something#interesting to say about mega gyarados but i CANNOT. it is simply OBVIOUS#like yeah duh. this is. like. duh. right
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#mega pinsir#so if i just say “i forgot this one existed LOL!” about every mega evolution i forgot about it's gonna be a very samey set of tags#but we are truly getting into that territory. i forgot about Most mega evolutions#since it's just not a mechanic i think about a lot. i didn't play xy nearly as much as something like swsh so i just remember gmax forms#more than megas#but! this one IS a cool one! bug type thing!
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#mega kangaskhan#he's got her phone and she's about to give him a big ol' hug#that's what i'm seeing here#this is also my favorite mega
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0ooh now I’m curious of the diancie post.
man i am too. i wish i remembered enough about it to go searching or google dorking for it or something but i genuinely only remember like three things. it was about xy and the connections to sv i believe, diancie was the big hinging factor on which it based its theories, and it was incredibly long. lemme just go see if i liked it tbh
i did lol and i just reread it. here it is:
it's very long. here's my take (though you should probably read the post before reading my take otherwise it won't make much sense):
the main thing i'm noticing is that they talk about the AZ weapon being what created area zero (or at least the bigass crater that EXPOSES area zero) (wait… AZ weapon… Area Zero weapon… ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?) but then someone else in the notes mentions the crater is much older than the 3000-year-old war. i don't know if that's true—the underdepths are two million years old according to bulbapedia, but that's just the shit underground. it could've been a cave system before the crater was created above it as a result of the big ol' laser. and then the laser just exposed it? the emperor of paldea tried to explore it two thousand years ago [src] for some rumored treasure at the bottom, which would've been a millennium after it was created if we assume it was the weapon, which means the war would've been very old news to that emperor. but that exploration apparently either bore no fruit or something Dangerous was down there or something, which led to the empire's downfall a thousand years later. but that's a big time skip! did it take them a thousand years to explore it? did they go in, realize what an ordeal it was gonna be, and then the Great Age of Exploration starts while they all scramble to get that treasure down there? and apparently they sucked ass at it, because it led to the empire's downfall. and then 200 years before the events of the game (800 years after the empire crumbled from trying to do this very thing), someone finally made it to the bottom of the crater. and i guess those are the guys who set up the research stations you find all over the upper areas of area zero when you explore it in game. turo/sada created the area zero lab up top, and seemed to bounce off the back of heath and his team's research. and apparently they did a lot of research down there and continued long after the first generation of researchers died, because terastal was only discovered 140 years later (60 years before the events of gen 9). however… i'm also noticing that area zero didn't seem to be populated At All before the events of 10 years ago when sada/turo created the time machine to yoink in all the paradox pokémon. of course, the post already talks about how paradox pokémon's existence is (supposedly) just a mutation from the energy expelled from the weapon, similar to diancie, but if that's the case, then what happened in the past to the pokémon that sada pulls in from the time machine? were they from when the weapon was fired? why was area zero unpopulated before that point? it just doesn't track. of course, we also know that sada/turo only ever gets the information on how to summon paradox pokémon from briar's book, which you get from briar during the sv dlc after exploring area zero (and subsequently Give to sada/turo at the crystal pool in the postgame, which is how they initially get it), which has all the paradox pokémon which she writes about in it, but they're only there because sada/turo created the time machine to pull them in to populate the area, which they wouldn't have done without briar's book writing about them, which she wouldn't have written if they weren't there… which explains why they're called paradox pokémon. weird, huh?
iii sure did! i checked. here's dex round two, and here's dex round one. hopefully these suffice..?
#not pkmn#wow i didn't expect to write that much about that. i don't think it's organized enough for me to reblog the post and add my own#thoughts as an addendum but there you go
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#queueing this up on the day i find out that the queue obliterated like a million pokémon randomly for no reason#mega gengar#sigh. hopefully me trying to push a bunch to the beginning of the queue doesn't fuck it all up. it tends to be volatile like that#anyway. quote from someone in the discord: “he is WAY too into it”
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#mega alakazam#love it when pokémon look like this but also have a 50/50 gender split#imagine a woman one of these#you love it
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#mega blastoise#seemingly another one that tumblr obliterated from the queue and i'm here having to queue up Again#and like. it's funny but it's also just blastoise with bigger guns#which i guess is fine! it just makes me wonder what megas are supposed to Be. design-wise#there's some that change a LOT from their base forms and some that don't change much at all
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#mega charizard#mega charizard x#mega charizard y#man. three whole tags#and three whole angles for a three-way tie!#well it wasn't a three-way tie. that Y one above the cut won over the others by a longshot. it's the two X angles that tied#which is surprising. i've always thought megazard X was just objectively cooler than megazard Y but#i guess some folks like megazard Y because it's closer to regular charizard?
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#mega venusaur#hah. you thought gen 6 was over?!?!?! joke's on you. now we have to hit all the megas#which. may be a slight pain in the ass. i believe we are hitting the “Impossible To Get The Damn Models” era of ffp very soon#hopefully my updated knowledge of how to handle the situations will make it a bit easier this time 'round#anyway this is a nearly imperceptible difference from regular venusaur
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#volcanion#ah yes. another I Don't Know guy#some postgame movie guy#did this one actually have a movie? man i dunno i just remember it for its typing#funny typing. i think i mentioned that last dex round too#damn. damn. i need new content#new material
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#hoopa#hmm. well if you put a lot of these unbound versions into a horde battle in xy and turn 3d on you can lag the game pretty bad#saw a youtube video about that i think#that's all idk what this thing's vibe is#i guess it had a movie about it and that's about it#grants wishes or some shit? but that's jirachi's game
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#kinda looks like strawberry ice cream#a nice strawberry milkshake#diancie#i saw a post one time. a very big long post. a huge essay about the Lore Implications of diancie or whatever#and how diancie connected a bunch of shit together. and i remember reading some of it but i wish i could#find the post again so i can read it like in more detail this time
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