#i propose we call this deadclawsandteeth if thats not deemed too long for a ship name
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painting-plural · 2 months ago
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Can’t decide which ship you prefer?
Solution:
Polyamory!
Wade would love being squashed between Vic and Logan in bed, and I will not be hearing otherwise!
Wade would surprisingly be a good cook and would try cooking for Victor and Logan but only Logan would eat it--Victor choosing to hunt his food and eat it over a campfire or something.
Wade gets scary dog privileges. Scary dogs in question: Victor and Logan.
To Wade, Victor is Kitten and Logan is Peanut. To Victor, Logan is Runt and Wade is Little Freak or just Freak. Victor and Wade both are just Bub to Logan.
When Victor or Logan lose it and go feral, Wade does the stupid thing and calls out their names and throws their clothes at them--something he learned from certain fairytales that tell how to turn a werewolf back to normal--and what’s even stupider is that it confuses them and grounds them so much, it works.
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