#not really an incorrect quote

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Me, looking at Creepypasta content: if there’s no found family what is the goddamn point

[echoishere69]

Dick: Hey Jason I was wondering- are you watching Mamma Mia?!

Jason: Um no?

Dick: Move the fuck over I love this movie.

Jason and Dick sit and watch Mamma Mia 1 and 2 together and cry their eyes out together.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Psi Corps: Maternis; paternis

Everyone else: Sic semper tyrannis

[rosietrace]

Zen: I can hold the whole world with my two hands

Vic: Eh.... No you can't-?

Zen: *cups her face* Yes. I. Can.

Vic:

[tiger-grace]

Jason: I have a bone to pick with you

Bruce, just happy to talk to his estranged son: sure, what’s going on?

Jason, pulling out an entire femur: I stole this evidence from a crime scene. I need help with a case

Duke: hey B I have a bone to pick with you really quick

Bruce, on the verge of tears: please don’t.

Duke: I? just have a question?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ruth Fleming:

Ruth was on tumblr and you can't convince me other wise. her whole energy is very "I read too much smut at a young age"

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Dick, at Damian soccer game, watching from the sidelines: Wooo! Let’s go Dami!

Random lady: Oh is he your son?

Dick, touched: Oh ha, he’s actually my brother!

*Later*

Dick, hanging out with Tim: Come on we should get ice cream.

Random Guy: Oh out for some father son bonding time?

Dick, grasping at the thought of looking old enough to have a college aged son: w h a t

[ochiody]

saw this and was reminded of them

[aludraslytherin]

Lily: Does anyone know why James and Regulus are sitting back to back holding hands?

Barty: They got in a pretty bad fight, Reg is mad at Potter.

Lily: Okay but why the hand holding then?

Remus: James got scared that Regulus doesn't love him anymore, so that's their solution until they calm down.

[your-royal-momoness]

Zuko: well, if I was the blue spirit

Zuko: AND I’M NOT

Sokka: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible blue spirit suspects*

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus was that one short kid who would not hesitate to climb the fucking shelves, because he would rather do that then ask for help

James: Reg.. what are you doing up there?

Regulus: *Clinging on for dear life while also trying to grab a book* Nothing.

James: Okay.. *grabs book* You know I was actually looking for this. I think I’ll take it for myself-

Regulus: *Still hanging on* You bastard-

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my need to prove myself, I’ll wait

Percy: You and me!

Annabeth, already crying: Okay