#nobleflower?

[eyra]

I used to think I was being subversive by semi-ironically shipping james/peter but some of the ships you guys are coming up with in the year of our lord 2025….. whew.

[platonicmoonwater00]

help you guys i posted a poll and its already got probably as many votes as its gonna get but it still has three days to go. how do i end it i wanna write this fic now but i need the responses to this poll cos i cant make decisions on my own

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[outromoony]

Ship so good it ruined my life

[managone16]

Regulus in a meeting as the CEO of Black Enterprise: Malfoy: So, Mr. Black, Can we discuss the effects- *Phone ringing* Regulus, serious voice: Oh! Sorry, one minute Mr. Malfoy. Regulus, suddenly sweet voice: Hello? Regulus: James, can I call you back? I- Regulus: Toastie? No I don't want that for dinner- Regulus: Can we have chinese? Regulus: So what if we had chinese yesterday? It's today now. Regulus, smiling: Love you too. *Cuts the call* The whole room staring: Regulus, deadpan: You were saying, Mr. Malfoy? Malfoy: I-er-yes, um- Regulus, eyebrow raised: Mr. Malfoy? The whole room just confused and shocked:

[shipspainfulships]

"fem Wolfstar" "fem jegulus" "fem rosekiller" HOW ABOUT WE MAKE MORE CONTENT ABOUT THE ACTUAL WLW PAIRINGS. there are not enough sapphic fanarts and fics in this world.

[kthaios]

if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon

[starchaserdreams]

[sebbianas]

i just imagine james, remus, and alice has this support group for people dating members of the black family and the first few weeks james started dating regulus he needed a lot of help like

james: so he was ranting and i said “you’re being dramatic” and he—

remus: wait wait you called him dramatic?

alice: *shakes her head* rookie mistake

james: but he was being dramatic!

alice: yeah of course he is! he’s a black! they are drama queens! but you never tell them that!

remus: you just let them be dramatic and you react accordingly!

alice: when they go “im gonna kill them” you say “i’ll help you hide the body”

james: oooohh *pulls out a notepad* tell me more

[moutainrusing]

Lucius: You’re starting to look more and more like me everyday, son.

Four-year-old Draco, bursting into tears: But I don’t wanna look like you! You’re ugly!

Narcissa, leaving the room so she can laugh while owling Alice about how Draco has inherited her opinions:

[the-wxter-is-fine]

Alice: Dating a Black cousin is great and all but...

James: But they can be a little mean.

Remus: And dramatic.

Alice: Vain too.

Ted: Oh, and irresponsible.

Rita: Downright cruel sometimes.

All five of them: But that's FINE...

[moonyfr]

Me reading about the same characters fall in love over and over again

[starrysillhoutte]

ok but the rosier twins + the black cousins were the most ethereal otherworldly beautiful people to ever walk the grounds of that school and I will not be taking any objections

[outromoony]

I’m just saying, if a story doesn’t have lesbians in it, is it even worth reading?

[managone16]

The recap of the Marauders era fanon would be that we grabbed Harry Potter's parents and their friends, dipped them into a pool of rainbows and fucking ran with them.

[blackcatsandlockets]

Narcissa is stronger than me because if my family forced me to leave my gorgeous Italian girlfriend to marry a MAN I would've unalived myself