#ron x blaise

[kthaios]

if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon

[perciver4ever]

Bill: I don't think I'm straight

Charlie: I'm definitely aroace

Percy: I've been with Oliver Wood for one year, 5 months, 3 days and 7 hours.

Fred: I only slept with Diggory a few times, and snogged a few times... I'm still straight, right?

George: Okay, I'm totally in love with Lee

Ron: I don't really... Swing that way, of being straight- ya know?

Ginny: In my defence, I was straight before I met Luna

Percy: *sighs* We're going to end this bloodline, aren't we?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Hey, what are you all doing here?

Draco: Well, it’s a ball to raise money for the Aurors, isn’t it? I’ve always had a soft spot for men in uniform. One in particular

Blaise: And I’ve always had a hard spot. You look good tonight, Weasley

Ron, blushing: …whatever

[vomits0cutely]

What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

[klinefelterrible]

Ron: I came here to fuck bitches and get money

Blaise: there he is, my future husband

Hermione: you guys are the most adorable

Harry: last time you said it about me and Draco and I know he takes it very seriously to be literally the most adorable

Hermione: oh fuck

Hermione: Draco I didn’t mean that you guys are less adorable or

Draco: don’t worry, Harry, I am not getting offended or anything from that previously mentioned person

Hermione: “previously mentioned”?

Harry: I think he means “bitch”

[kayina-san]

[flowgeeksout]

*Blaise flirting with Ron and Ron just thinking it is what Blaise does*

Harry has not noticed that Cedric has been flirting with him for the past 2 years: Merlin, when will Ron notice that Blaise flirts with him in wanting to get a point across. Like he does it completely differently than his normal interactions. Ron is just so oblivous right Hermoine?

Hermoine who has noticed both of her friends but doesn't have the right to say anything because she has not seen Luna for the past 4 years: Yeah right Harry, he is obvious.

[yourfave-griffindor]

Pansy: so what can I get hermione?

Blaise: chocolates!

Ron: a book!

Draco: A HAIRBUSH!

Blaise, Ron and Pansy all looked at Draco

Pansy: i think it’s best for me not to take advice from someone who made there crush there enemy..

Blaise and Ron try to hide there laughs but fail miserably.

Draco: IT WAS FIRST YEAR AND I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE HIM MY ENEMY?!?!

Pansy started laughing along with Ron and Blaise

Draco: YOU- I- MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!

Blaise: what the one who hates potter?

The three of them laugh harder and Draco walks off in a mood.

[niinachan]

“ I thought love would be softer, sweeter, and kinder. I found out with my first love that those thoughts were just a happy delusion. Falling in love with someone is something much more violent, like having your flesh ripped apart ( … )

( … ) When his hands touched my skin through my clothes, there was so much tension, like I’d been pierced by needles. I wanted to rip all of these needles out, strip him naked, and sully that purity... ”

( About Ron Weasley and Blaise Zabini )

Cit. Given Anime

[scaredpottahh]

Blaise : Ron is the most innocent little angel ever

Draco : There’s no way he’s that innocent

Harry : Yeah, he used to be pure but there’s no way he’s still like that

Blaise : Fine, I’ll just show you what I mean

Blaise : *walks up to Ron*

Blaise : Darling, I need to ask you a question

Ron : Ok, sure

Blaise : What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

Harry : *chokes*

Ron : Uhhhhh, lemme think

Draco : Blaise you’ve traumatized him-

Ron : OH I KNOW! ITS GUM, ISNT IT?

Blaise : Yes love, good job

Ron : YES I GOT IT

Draco :

Harry :

Blaise : I told you.

[alastorsfluffydeertail]

GUYS I NEED HELP

I NEED to find this one Balise Zabini x Ron Weasley fic or else I'm gonna murder myself

it was Omega verse, and Ron was the Omega and Blaise was an alpha. Blaise slept around with redheads, and he was a curse breaker and Ron was an auror. They had an assignment together and ended up mating and they gone on this huge thing about getting unmated when they both love each other and, in the end, they get married, and Ron has Triplets.

It's called something like Ron Weasley and the something something but I can't remember for the life of me

GUYS HELP

[mallowsweetmiri]

So I actually just discovered bi Ron is a thing and I just know he had a bi panic over Hermione and Viktor at the Yule Ball

[perciver4ever]

Viktor and Blaise: literally just existing

Ron: *gay panic*

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me and Pansy later?

Blaise: Going with you and Pansy? So you can spend time with your boyfriend, the famous Harry Potter, and Pansy can be with Granger, while I stand there like a tree? No, thank you. But I appreciate the offer

Draco: Ron will be there

Blaise: …

Blaise: Should we leave now?

[theweirdspacejellyfish]

Blaise x Ron fic recs

Where’s Ron? By Snortinglaughter - 244 words and oneshot

Nothing good comes from being bored… or does it? By sparkysparklighting - 1,081 words and oneshot

Glory hole by melanie_bxx - 3,446 words and oenshot

Ron Weasley and the clothes of doom by Liesha130 - 32,872 words and oenshot

Laser tag by melanie_bxx - 1,047 words and oenshot

Theirs to keep. By Rouzhi_Fans_HP (orphan_account) - 1,922 words and 2 chapters/incomplete

A very daddy Easter - blairon by mothermalfoy (orphan_account) - 1,264 words and oneshot

Protective brothers by sparkysparklighting - 2,554 words and oneshot

After the storm by orphan_account - 1,679 words and oenshot

The last piece of my puzzle by melanie_bxx - 8,720 words and oenshot

Red by Yo_mama - 3,010 words and oenshot

Break up the golden couple! By Witch1511 - 9,108 words and oenshot

My best friend’s boyfriend’s best friend by Yo_mama - 7,977 words and oenshot

Donald Duck ( the third wheel) by orphan_account - 2,152 words and oenshot

I’ve been waiting for answers for way too long by orphan_account - 2,163 words and oenshot

[klinefelterrible]

Blaise: you know that I love you, right?

Ron: yes

Ron: to my own surprise, I love you too

Blaise: the surprise is because I am a man, right?

Ron: yes, exactly

Blaise: but otherwise you do love me, right?

Ron: yes I do, I do

Ron: I am surprised that I am in love with a man, that’s all

Blaise: and you want to live with me, right? Together, in a home, both of us?

Ron: of course I do, why do you ask?

Blaise: I am just reassuring myself

Blaise: as a concept of living with another male is still new to me

Ron: you lived in a dormitory with other guys, right?

Blaise: I did, but noone was fucking me like that back then

Ron: like how?

Blaise: like that

Ron: like that how?

Blaise: like each and every time is like the first time

Blaise: angry, mad, deeply sensual, so energetic, irrational and mind blowing

Ron: I do fuck like that

Ron: if I want to come, it must be hard and if possible, kinky

Blaise: this is so hot

Ron: what is?

Blaise: that you want to fuck me like that

Ron: I do want to fuck you like that

Blaise: tell me that you love me and you can have me right here, right now

Ron: and if I don’t say that, I can’t?

Blaise: will you treat me like a cheap whore instead?

Ron: a whore who is good only for bending over for anyone and she’s not so tight anymore?

Blaise: ass so loose you need to pound it very hard in order to feel anything…

Ron: are you such a whore?

Blaise: it’s a paradox

Ron: what is?

Blaise: simultaneously I am a cheap whore with gaping asshole that barely can make you cum, and a sweet chocolate ass that you first want to eat, then mindlessly and lovingly invade with your enormous dick

Ron: I see no paradox here as we are neither here nor there

Ron: now bend over, slut

Ron: daddy’s gonna put his seed into your sweet, teen virgin ass

Blaise: OOOH

Blaise: something new!

Ron: you will come here every day after school until you’re so full of cum you turn white

Blaise: this is awkward but go on

Ron: awkward weird or awkward hot?

Blaise: still deciding

Blaise: shall I use some skin-lightening ointment for this fantasy? Every next time a little more?

Ron: yes please

Ron: and wear the knee high white socks and a schoolgirl uniform

Blaise: like a robe?

Ron: like a Muggle schoolgirl’s uniform

Ron: a tartan miniskirt with a white blouse

Blaise: damn it Ronald you’re so kinky

Blaise: I love it