#ron x blaise

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Blaise! Did you do it? Did you find out if Potter broke up with the girl Weasley?

Blaise: They broke up

Pansy: Oh my god! How did you know?

Blaise: It was difficult, but I found a way. There’s only one person who is close enough with Potter to know the truth: Potter’s best friend and Ginevra Weasley’s brother. So I decided to approach Ron Weasley and get that information directly from him

Draco & Pansy: You slept with him

Blaise: …

Blaise: I slept with him

Blaise: And we’re dating

[kthaios]

if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon

[perciver4ever]

Bill: I don't think I'm straight

Charlie: I'm definitely aroace

Percy: I've been with Oliver Wood for one year, 5 months, 3 days and 7 hours.

Fred: I only slept with Diggory a few times, and snogged a few times... I'm still straight, right?

George: Okay, I'm totally in love with Lee

Ron: I don't really... Swing that way, of being straight- ya know?

Ginny: In my defence, I was straight before I met Luna

Percy: *sighs* We're going to end this bloodline, aren't we?

[vomits0cutely]

What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

[niinachan]

“ I thought love would be softer, sweeter, and kinder. I found out with my first love that those thoughts were just a happy delusion. Falling in love with someone is something much more violent, like having your flesh ripped apart ( … )

( … ) When his hands touched my skin through my clothes, there was so much tension, like I’d been pierced by needles. I wanted to rip all of these needles out, strip him naked, and sully that purity... ”

( About Ron Weasley and Blaise Zabini )

Cit. Given Anime

[klinefelterrible]

Hermione: so what do you think about Draco growing boobs?

Harry: I’m fine with it

Harry: less mess on the floor

Hermione: what?

Harry: he claims to be always sucking every last drop but we both know he’s a spilly boy

Hermione: so he really does it for cum catching

Harry: what else are they for?

Harry: and don’t say ji—

Hermione: jiggling!

Harry: *sigh*

Harry: and his mom’s dresses will fit him better, as she has quite a significant bosom

Hermione: ahh, the angelic breasts of Narcissa Malfoy

Harry: yours should be called dribble catchers

Hermione: it’s the Mrs Malfoy

Hermione: you only mention her and I am salivating

Harry: you’re her Pavlov’s dog

Hermione: if she says „heel” I am wetting my panties

Harry: you’re not wearing panties

Hermione: it’s an expression

Hermione: if she told me to wear I would

Harry: good thing you are doing it now, not before the war

Harry: we would be done before the fucking triwizard tournament

Hermione: as far as I understand her, she was about to personally kill Voldemort for being rude to her son and husband

Harry: I can believe that

Harry: she stabbed her own sister for the exact same reason

Hermione: I would stab Dumbledore for her

Harry: what—

Hermione: oh please he was almost dead anyway

Harry: but—

Hermione: I would cut Ron’s dick off for her

Harry: jesus christ why are you like that today

Hermione: I am trying to justify the rejection of one of my best friends who daily refused to fuck my ass and now is married to a guy and guess what orifice of his is he pommeling?

Harry: *sigh* his ass

Hermione: exactly! And even though I am a classy woman and I forgave him, if Cissy Malfoy asked me to do it, I would FUCKING DO IT

Draco: *entering* what would you fucking do?

Harry: Hermione is claiming that your mother’s asking would be a justifiable reason for cutting Ronald’s dick off

Hermione: pretty much, yes

Draco: okay

Draco: I can see that

Harry: just like that; „okay”?

Draco: he’s a ginger, I would stab him out of boredom

Harry: Draco!

Draco: or because it’s Tuesday

Hermione: it’s Thursday

Draco: whatever

[winchester27]

Last updated 10 years ago

[flowgeeksout]

*Blaise flirting with Ron and Ron just thinking it is what Blaise does*

Harry has not noticed that Cedric has been flirting with him for the past 2 years: Merlin, when will Ron notice that Blaise flirts with him in wanting to get a point across. Like he does it completely differently than his normal interactions. Ron is just so oblivous right Hermoine?

Hermoine who has noticed both of her friends but doesn't have the right to say anything because she has not seen Luna for the past 4 years: Yeah right Harry, he is obvious.

[kayina-san]

[scaredpottahh]

Blaise : DRACO! I NEED HELP

Draco : What is it now Blaise?

Blaise : Ron is talking about KIDS. He keeps throwing out hints that he wants children and I don’t know what to do! We are already married, but I don’t know if I would be a very good dad-

Draco : Blaise, you’ve been married for five years and dated for two before that. Of course he’s gonna start talking about kids.

Blaise : Well yeah, but I don’t know if I could do a very good job at being a parent..

Draco : Blaise, you’ll be an amazing father. You spoil Ron to death, I expect that you’ll do the same to your kid.

Blaise : You know what? You’re right, I’m gonna go tell Ron that I’m ready for a baby!

Draco : It’s what I’m here for. Go make some Weaselbini babies for me tonight.

Blaise : DRACO-

[mallowsweetmiri]

So I actually just discovered bi Ron is a thing and I just know he had a bi panic over Hermione and Viktor at the Yule Ball

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Guys, I need a way to talk to Malfoy. He keeps avoiding me and it’s driving me mad

Ron: I can help you with that

Harry: You can?

Ron: Yeah! So you know Blaise Zabini, we know each other a bit, and it turns out he fancies me. Story of my life!

Harry & Hermione: …

Ron: And he said he can get you alone with Malfoy anytime you want if I snog him for 3 minutes and 22 seconds

Hermione: That’s really precise

Ron: It’s the length of his favourite song

Harry: Ron, you would do that for me?

Ron: Yeah! That’s just the kind of selfless guy I am!

Ginny: Can I have a crisp?

Ron: Fuck off, Gin!

[t1oui]

OKAY so i'm trying to plan out a fic that i probably won't even do anything with but i can't figure out who ron should end up with

it's a no voldemort au where ron and hermione both have a crush on lavender and are competing w each other to see who will take her to the yule ball. hermione and lavender end up together and ron dates whoever he gets to help him get w lav. sooo...

[theweirdspacejellyfish]

Blaise x Ron fic recs

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Laser tag by melanie_bxx - 1,047 words and oenshot

Theirs to keep. By Rouzhi_Fans_HP (orphan_account) - 1,922 words and 2 chapters/incomplete

A very daddy Easter - blairon by mothermalfoy (orphan_account) - 1,264 words and oneshot

Protective brothers by sparkysparklighting - 2,554 words and oneshot

After the storm by orphan_account - 1,679 words and oenshot

The last piece of my puzzle by melanie_bxx - 8,720 words and oenshot

Red by Yo_mama - 3,010 words and oenshot

Break up the golden couple! By Witch1511 - 9,108 words and oenshot

My best friend’s boyfriend’s best friend by Yo_mama - 7,977 words and oenshot

Donald Duck ( the third wheel) by orphan_account - 2,152 words and oenshot

I’ve been waiting for answers for way too long by orphan_account - 2,163 words and oenshot

[perciver4ever]

Viktor and Blaise: literally just existing

Ron: *gay panic*

[billysfatass]

GUYS I NEED HELP

I NEED to find this one Balise Zabini x Ron Weasley fic or else I'm gonna murder myself

it was Omega verse, and Ron was the Omega and Blaise was an alpha. Blaise slept around with redheads, and he was a curse breaker and Ron was an auror. They had an assignment together and ended up mating and they gone on this huge thing about getting unmated when they both love each other and, in the end, they get married, and Ron has Triplets.

It's called something like Ron Weasley and the something something but I can't remember for the life of me

GUYS HELP