#ron x blaise

[kthaios]

if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon

[perciver4ever]

Bill: I don't think I'm straight

Charlie: I'm definitely aroace

Percy: I've been with Oliver Wood for one year, 5 months, 3 days and 7 hours.

Fred: I only slept with Diggory a few times, and snogged a few times... I'm still straight, right?

George: Okay, I'm totally in love with Lee

Ron: I don't really... Swing that way, of being straight- ya know?

Ginny: In my defence, I was straight before I met Luna

Percy: *sighs* We're going to end this bloodline, aren't we?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me and Pansy later?

Blaise: Going with you and Pansy? So you can spend time with your boyfriend, the famous Harry Potter, and Pansy can be with Granger, while I stand there like a tree? No, thank you. But I appreciate the offer

Draco: Ron will be there

Blaise: …

Blaise: Should we leave now?

[vomits0cutely]

What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

[klinefelterrible]

Ron: I came here to fuck bitches and get money

Blaise: there he is, my future husband

Hermione: you guys are the most adorable

Harry: last time you said it about me and Draco and I know he takes it very seriously to be literally the most adorable

Hermione: oh fuck

Hermione: Draco I didn’t mean that you guys are less adorable or

Draco: don’t worry, Harry, I am not getting offended or anything from that previously mentioned person

Hermione: “previously mentioned”?

Harry: I think he means “bitch”

[kayina-san]

[flowgeeksout]

*Blaise flirting with Ron and Ron just thinking it is what Blaise does*

Harry has not noticed that Cedric has been flirting with him for the past 2 years: Merlin, when will Ron notice that Blaise flirts with him in wanting to get a point across. Like he does it completely differently than his normal interactions. Ron is just so oblivous right Hermoine?

Hermoine who has noticed both of her friends but doesn't have the right to say anything because she has not seen Luna for the past 4 years: Yeah right Harry, he is obvious.

[yourfave-griffindor]

Pansy: so what can I get hermione?

Blaise: chocolates!

Ron: a book!

Draco: A HAIRBUSH!

Blaise, Ron and Pansy all looked at Draco

Pansy: i think it’s best for me not to take advice from someone who made there crush there enemy..

Blaise and Ron try to hide there laughs but fail miserably.

Draco: IT WAS FIRST YEAR AND I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE HIM MY ENEMY?!?!

Pansy started laughing along with Ron and Blaise

Draco: YOU- I- MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!

Blaise: what the one who hates potter?

The three of them laugh harder and Draco walks off in a mood.

[niinachan]

“ I thought love would be softer, sweeter, and kinder. I found out with my first love that those thoughts were just a happy delusion. Falling in love with someone is something much more violent, like having your flesh ripped apart ( … )

( … ) When his hands touched my skin through my clothes, there was so much tension, like I’d been pierced by needles. I wanted to rip all of these needles out, strip him naked, and sully that purity... ”

( About Ron Weasley and Blaise Zabini )

Cit. Given Anime

[scaredpottahh]

Blaise : Ron is the most innocent little angel ever

Draco : There’s no way he’s that innocent

Harry : Yeah, he used to be pure but there’s no way he’s still like that

Blaise : Fine, I’ll just show you what I mean

Blaise : *walks up to Ron*

Blaise : Darling, I need to ask you a question

Ron : Ok, sure

Blaise : What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

Harry : *chokes*

Ron : Uhhhhh, lemme think

Draco : Blaise you’ve traumatized him-

Ron : OH I KNOW! ITS GUM, ISNT IT?

Blaise : Yes love, good job

Ron : YES I GOT IT

Draco :

Harry :

Blaise : I told you.

[mallowsweetmiri]

So I actually just discovered bi Ron is a thing and I just know he had a bi panic over Hermione and Viktor at the Yule Ball

[alastorsfluffydeertail]

GUYS I NEED HELP

I NEED to find this one Balise Zabini x Ron Weasley fic or else I'm gonna murder myself

it was Omega verse, and Ron was the Omega and Blaise was an alpha. Blaise slept around with redheads, and he was a curse breaker and Ron was an auror. They had an assignment together and ended up mating and they gone on this huge thing about getting unmated when they both love each other and, in the end, they get married, and Ron has Triplets.

It's called something like Ron Weasley and the something something but I can't remember for the life of me

GUYS HELP

[perciver4ever]

Viktor and Blaise: literally just existing

Ron: *gay panic*

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Listen, Pansy, can you do me a favor? I’m gonna be out with Harry today. Can you just keep an eye on Blaise, make sure nothing happens between him and Ron?

Pansy: You don’t trust him?

Draco: No! Someone whose handwriting looks a lot like Blaise sent a letter to the “hot Weasley” earlier

Pansy: Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference?

Draco: Come on, Pansy, I’m sure he’ll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me? I’m dating Harry, and I need Ron not to hate me just because our best friend sleeps with him and then breaks his heart!

Pansy: All right, fine! But don’t blame me if it doesn’t work. Because you know as well as I do that once Blaise sets his mind on something, more often than not, he’s going to have sex with it!

[theweirdspacejellyfish]

Blaise x Ron fic recs

Where’s Ron? By Snortinglaughter - 244 words and oneshot

Nothing good comes from being bored… or does it? By sparkysparklighting - 1,081 words and oneshot

Glory hole by melanie_bxx - 3,446 words and oenshot

Ron Weasley and the clothes of doom by Liesha130 - 32,872 words and oenshot

Laser tag by melanie_bxx - 1,047 words and oenshot

Theirs to keep. By Rouzhi_Fans_HP (orphan_account) - 1,922 words and 2 chapters/incomplete

A very daddy Easter - blairon by mothermalfoy (orphan_account) - 1,264 words and oneshot

Protective brothers by sparkysparklighting - 2,554 words and oneshot

After the storm by orphan_account - 1,679 words and oenshot

The last piece of my puzzle by melanie_bxx - 8,720 words and oenshot

Red by Yo_mama - 3,010 words and oenshot

Break up the golden couple! By Witch1511 - 9,108 words and oenshot

My best friend’s boyfriend’s best friend by Yo_mama - 7,977 words and oenshot

Donald Duck ( the third wheel) by orphan_account - 2,152 words and oenshot

I’ve been waiting for answers for way too long by orphan_account - 2,163 words and oenshot

[klinefelterrible]

You guys don’t know that so let me enlighten each and everyone: I know some of my little fics are rather bad and maybe even not funny at all, but then I see that one single person (1) clicks a heart under it and I know that somewhere there in this vast and dark cloud ocean of web is a person who saw my post and decided it was okay to read

And this keeps me going. Not the popularity, which of course is cool, but this one little heart ♥️ that tells me that I am on someone’s orbit and they thought that my smutty/slutty/pornographic dialogue of persons living rent free in my head was okay to read. This one heart under my fic is my cue to feel approved/appreciated and happy with myself.

So this post is basically my big thank you for all the hearts and reblogs and ao3 kudos and bookmarks and comments under my posts.

If it wasn’t for you, it wouldn’t happen so often.