#incorrect blaise zabini quotes

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Guys, I need a way to talk to Malfoy. He keeps avoiding me and it’s driving me mad

Ron: I can help you with that

Harry: You can?

Ron: Yeah! So you know Blaise Zabini, we know each other a bit, and it turns out he fancies me. Story of my life!

Harry & Hermione: …

Ron: And he said he can get you alone with Malfoy anytime you want if I snog him for 3 minutes and 22 seconds

Hermione: That’s really precise

Ron: It’s the length of his favourite song

Harry: Ron, you would do that for me?

Ron: Yeah! That’s just the kind of selfless guy I am!

Ginny: Can I have a crisp?

Ron: Fuck off, Gin!

[illpunchyouintheface]

Draco: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Blaise: I see you’re bursting out the spring colors.

[azrakaban]

Theodore: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Blaise: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Y/N.

Theodore, pointing his hot glue gun towards Blaise: You’re on thin fucking ice.

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Pansy: Okay, one more time. You said you asked everyone if they wanted pizza.

Y/n: Yes.

Pansy: And they said no?

Y/n: Also, yes.

Pansy: And then Blaise came down and took a slice of it, to which you-

Y/n: Took my fucking pizza back from that asshole and told him to make his own damn dinner.

Pansy: But when Draco asked for some-

Y/n: (throws her hands in the air)

Y/n: What did you expect me to do, let him fucking STARVE?!

[slytheringangstuff]

𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇

y/n: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it. 

Theo: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence* 

Enzo: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! 

Tom: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco: I asked Harry out.

Blaise: Oh, I’m sorry.

Draco: Why?

Blaise: I assumed he said no.

Draco: He said yes.

Blaise: Then I’m sorry for him.

[apparentlytheproblem]

j e a l o u s y

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- theodore nott

a/n: this isn't the best but it's something i wrote to one of my favourite bois, requests are forever open, luv, teddy

requested- yes

warnings- none i think-

Theodore Nott, the king of the hearts of the innocent with all his pride which no one could strip from him, all the power which no one could touch, the one so high from all, that no one would play against his will.

then why oh why was everything he had built for himself, his charm, his walls, his cool, all fumbling and crumbling beneath him when you arrived?

you weren't his girlfriend, why should he care what you did or with who you did. he shouldn't be bothered.

But it did

the music blared, and the common room was fully alive but his eyes never left you for the two hours in the Slytherin party after a excellent match as a bloke tried so desperately to talk you up. So desperate to get just a smile from his girl. its as if he actually thought she would want to be near him or his drunk antics which just seemed to light the fire in Nott more.

At this point he was stumbling attempting to twirl a strand of your hair as you tried to gently move away from getting beer spilt over your dress.

"touch her and i'll break your neck"

A hand slid through you waist, but it was the hand with a snake coiled ring you recognized by touch. the arm dragged her away into the crowd, leaving the bloke confused and high.

"how many bloody times have i told you not to that Nott?"

"as if you'd be caught anywhere near his pants"

"what if I did? atleast he shows consistent interest"

I shouldn't have said that

you thought he would be frustrated, or at least mad. instead he did the most unexpected thing expected from Theodore Nott. he revealed a smile spread out on his face. an absolutley stunning one where it showcased its dimples and made your heart do leaps.

"you're so cute, but not in a I wanna pat you head but in a I wanna push you up against the wall, and show that balding bitch who's name you'll be screaming for the rest of your damn life"

"And my darling, i will do everything in my power to show you that i am the only man you will ever lay eyes on as long as i live and breathe."

[lass-in-green]

Hermione, whispering: We need to be careful, Draco, no one knows we're dating yet.

Blaise, passing by: Yes we do!

[inksoakedparchment]

SLYTHERIN BOYS - LAST TWO PHOTOS IN THEIR CAMERA ROLL

THEODORE NOTT:

༯ first pic: you two got high asf and he took this photo

༯ second pic: he took is when you lit your cigarette and this is his wallpapper

MATTHEO RIDDLE:

༯ first pic: he sent you this after a party

༯ second pic: he thought you look gorgeous and he had to capture the moment

LORENZO BERKSHIRE:

༯ first pic: he took you on a picnic date

༯ second pic: he stole mattheo’s water gun

DRACO MALFOY:

༯ first pic: he took you on a date at night - it’s his wallpaper

༯ second pic: you took this photo of him with his phone and sent to yourself

BLAISE ZABINI:

༯ first pic: after shower check

༯ second pic: you played hide & seek and he found you

TOM RIDDLE:

༯ first pic: he somehow managed to catch your first kiss on your first date w him

༯ second pic: after sex you took this photo of him. it’s on your wall now

taglist: @sunkissedscribbles @kandis-mom @idkkkkkkk123lgb @nottslvttt

[pottermagiczz]

Blaise: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

Draco: Screw that, I'm not kissing any-

*Y/n walks in*

Draco: -Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know

[goldandglittersblog]

Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Hey, what are you all doing here?

Draco: Well, it’s a ball to raise money for the Aurors, isn’t it? I’ve always had a soft spot for men in uniform. One in particular

Blaise: And I’ve always had a hard spot. You look good tonight, Weasley

Ron, blushing: …whatever

[illpunchyouintheface]

Draco, picking Theo and Blaise up from the Auror office: Weird choice for date night.

Blaise: Where did you take Granger last weekend?

Draco: That wasn't-

Blaise: Where?

Draco: *incoherent mumbling*

Theo, who just wants to go home: Louder.

Draco, groaning: I took her on an excursion to the tunnels under Paris.

Blaise: Tunnels?

Draco, muttering: catacombs.

Blaise: That's all I wanted.

Because you cannot convince me that Draco wouldn’t plan their dates around things that are mentally stimulating….also he obsesses over their dates. Obsesses.

[pixie-of-south]

Harry: I am not like, gay or anything but sometimes I wanna hold Draco's hand, take him on trips, cuddle him, be the reason he smiles and have banters with him. Just you know be a good friend

Ron: Mate I am not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay

Blaise: Darling I am an expert and that is definitely gay

Harry: oh...

[slytheringangstuff]

𝐻𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒸𝓊𝒻𝒻𝓈

Pansy: Who do we know that has handcuffs? 

Theo: Well y/n and I- 

y/n: *elbows Theo* 

Theo:...wouldn't know.

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

(blaise watching a young hugo and rose)

hugo, running in: blaise! blaise!

blaise: yes?

hugo: rose said the b word!

rose, also running in: motherfucker doesn’t start with a b, hugo