#incorrect blaise zabini quotes

[illpunchyouintheface]

Draco: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Blaise: I see you’re bursting out the spring colors.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Blaise: Hey, you guys came!

Draco: You think we’d miss your first day as a Curse Breaker?

Ron: We’re your friends! And I’m your boyfriend! Who you love! And who loves you! Very much!

Pansy: He was freaking out about everybody seeing you in leather gloves and got jealous

Ron: I told you that in confidence, Pansy!

Pansy: We don’t have that kind of relationship

[azrakaban]

Theodore: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Blaise: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Y/N.

Theodore, pointing his hot glue gun towards Blaise: You’re on thin fucking ice.

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Pansy: Okay, one more time. You said you asked everyone if they wanted pizza.

Y/n: Yes.

Pansy: And they said no?

Y/n: Also, yes.

Pansy: And then Blaise came down and took a slice of it, to which you-

Y/n: Took my fucking pizza back from that asshole and told him to make his own damn dinner.

Pansy: But when Draco asked for some-

Y/n: (throws her hands in the air)

Y/n: What did you expect me to do, let him fucking STARVE?!

[slytheringangstuff]

𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇

y/n: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it. 

Theo: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence* 

Enzo: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! 

Tom: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco: I asked Harry out.

Blaise: Oh, I’m sorry.

Draco: Why?

Blaise: I assumed he said no.

Draco: He said yes.

Blaise: Then I’m sorry for him.

[apparentlytheproblem]

j e a l o u s y

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- theodore nott

a/n: this isn't the best but it's something i wrote to one of my favourite bois, requests are forever open, luv, teddy

requested- yes

warnings- none i think-

Theodore Nott, the king of the hearts of the innocent with all his pride which no one could strip from him, all the power which no one could touch, the one so high from all, that no one would play against his will.

then why oh why was everything he had built for himself, his charm, his walls, his cool, all fumbling and crumbling beneath him when you arrived?

you weren't his girlfriend, why should he care what you did or with who you did. he shouldn't be bothered.

But it did

the music blared, and the common room was fully alive but his eyes never left you for the two hours in the Slytherin party after a excellent match as a bloke tried so desperately to talk you up. So desperate to get just a smile from his girl. its as if he actually thought she would want to be near him or his drunk antics which just seemed to light the fire in Nott more.

At this point he was stumbling attempting to twirl a strand of your hair as you tried to gently move away from getting beer spilt over your dress.

"touch her and i'll break your neck"

A hand slid through you waist, but it was the hand with a snake coiled ring you recognized by touch. the arm dragged her away into the crowd, leaving the bloke confused and high.

"how many bloody times have i told you not to that Nott?"

"as if you'd be caught anywhere near his pants"

"what if I did? atleast he shows consistent interest"

I shouldn't have said that

you thought he would be frustrated, or at least mad. instead he did the most unexpected thing expected from Theodore Nott. he revealed a smile spread out on his face. an absolutley stunning one where it showcased its dimples and made your heart do leaps.

"you're so cute, but not in a I wanna pat you head but in a I wanna push you up against the wall, and show that balding bitch who's name you'll be screaming for the rest of your damn life"

"And my darling, i will do everything in my power to show you that i am the only man you will ever lay eyes on as long as i live and breathe."

[lass-in-green]

Draco: I'm a grown man. I'm independent. I don't answer to anyone. Do you understand me?

Blaise: What about Granger?

Draco: Of course, I answer to Hermione, I don't want to die, Blaise.

[pottermagiczz]

Blaise: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

Draco: Screw that, I'm not kissing any-

*Y/n walks in*

Draco: -Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know

[goldandglittersblog]

Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

[vomits0cutely]

Hermione: How’d it go, love?

Ron: [who just got back from meeting Blaise’s parents for dinner] I think it went well..

Harry: Ron. You texted me saying “this place is so fucking fancy. I don’t know which knife to kill myself with.”.

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Harry: …

Hermione: Must of been pretty fancy if you didn’t kill yourself

Ron: Oh my god it was!! And !!-

[illpunchyouintheface]

Draco, picking Theo and Blaise up from the Auror office: Weird choice for date night.

Blaise: Where did you take Granger last weekend?

Draco: That wasn't-

Blaise: Where?

Draco: *incoherent mumbling*

Theo, who just wants to go home: Louder.

Draco, groaning: I took her on an excursion to the tunnels under Paris.

Blaise: Tunnels?

Draco, muttering: catacombs.

Blaise: That's all I wanted.

Because you cannot convince me that Draco wouldn’t plan their dates around things that are mentally stimulating….also he obsesses over their dates. Obsesses.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Draco, just call Harry and tell him that you want to be friends again. It took you so long to be friends

Draco: Look, Pansy, I can’t. I just cannot hear about Harry’s girlfriend and her ass that don’t quit, okay?

Draco: My ass don’t quit! What about my ass?

Pansy: Draco, please just call Harry

Blaise: Seriously, mate

[handmade-witch]

part 5 baby!! Slytherin boys x Incorrect Quote Generaror~

Part 1 ☆ Part 2 ☆ Part 3 ☆ Part 4 ☆ Part 6

Draco: Hey, are you free?

Blaise: No, I’m expensive.

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Mattheo: Go fuck yourself.

Lorenzo: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

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Mattheo: BE A BETTER PERSON!

[Y/N]: WHY?!

Mattheo: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Draco: *venting endlessly to Mattheo about their week*

Mattheo, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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Mattheo: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

[Y/N]: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Blaise: What are you doing here?

Draco: I could ask you the same question.

Blaise: I live here. This is my house.

Draco: I should probably ask you a different question.

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*Lorenzo and [Y/N] texting*

Lorenzo: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

[Y/N]: Isn't Mattheo there?

Lorenzo: Yes but I like you more.

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Theodore, about Mattheo: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.

Draco: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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Lorenzo: From now on we will be using code names.

Lorenzo: You can address me as Eagle One.

Lorenzo: Draco is “been there done that”.

Lorenzo: [Y/N] is “currently doing that”.

Lorenzo: Blaise is “it happened once in a dream”.

Lorenzo: Mattheo is “if I had to pick a(nother) dude.”

Lorenzo: And Theodore is..

Lorenzo: Eagle Two

Theodore: Oh thank god.

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Blaise: Anyone d-

[Y/N]: Depressed?

Theodore: Drained?

Lorenzo: Dumb?

Mattheo: Disliked?

Blaise: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Draco: I dare you-

[Y/N]: Mattheo is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Draco: Why not?

Mattheo: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

☆☆☆

Theodore, at [Y/N]: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mattheo, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

☆☆☆

[Y/N]: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Theodore?

Theodore: No.

Lorenzo: I do!

[Y/N]: I know, Lorenzo.

Lorenzo: I’m sad.

[Y/N]: I know, Lorenzo.

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Mattheo: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Theodore: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on [Y/N] I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Theodore, very much awake: Uh oh.

☆☆☆

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

[Y/N]: Which one? I have six.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

[Y/N] Which one? I have six.

Pansy, distantly: HEY!!!

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Mattheo: I have very high standards, you know.

Theodore: I can make spaghetti...

Mattheo: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

☆☆☆

Blaise: You bought a taco?

Draco: Yes.

Blaise: From the same truck that hit Lorenzo?!

Draco, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

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Mattheo: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

☆☆☆

Theodore: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Lorenzo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

[crackishincorrecthp]

*Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Pansy, Blaise, Daphne & Theo are hanging out in Grimmauld Place's living room* Draco: *walks in and sits on Harry’s lap* Hermione: Ron: Ginny: Luna: Pansy: Blaise: Daphne: Theo: Pansy: Why are you sitting there? Draco: There’s no free seats! Ron: But we made sure there was enough room for- Harry, hugging Draco tightly: There are no free seats

[slytheringangstuff]

𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈

Theo: Have you ever broken a bone?

y/n: Oh, I have.

Theo: Did it hurt?

y/n: No. Not really.

Theo: Oh, so which bone did you break?

y/n: Draco's arm.

Draco: It's not funny. It really hurt.