#incorrect Theo Nott quotes
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illpunchyouintheface · 4 months ago
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Draco, picking Theo and Blaise up from the Auror office: Weird choice for date night.
Blaise: Where did you take Granger last weekend?
Draco: That wasn't-
Blaise: Where?
Draco: *incoherent mumbling*
Theo, who just wants to go home: Louder.
Draco, groaning: I took her on an excursion to the tunnels under Paris.
Blaise: Tunnels?
Draco, muttering: catacombs.
Blaise: That's all I wanted.
Because you cannot convince me that Draco wouldn’t plan their dates around things that are mentally stimulating….also he obsesses over their dates. Obsesses.
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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 5 months ago
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Y/n: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.
Theo: I'm your boyfriend.
Y/n: Huh, so that's why.
Theo:
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slytheringangstuff · 4 months ago
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𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇
y/n: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it. 
Theo: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence* 
Enzo: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! 
Tom: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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apparentlytheproblem · 1 year ago
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j e a l o u s y
fandom- Harry Potter
pairing(s)- theodore nott
a/n: this isn't the best but it's something i wrote to one of my favourite bois, requests are forever open, luv, teddy
requested- yes
warnings- none i think-
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Theodore Nott, the king of the hearts of the innocent with all his pride which no one could strip from him, all the power which no one could touch, the one so high from all, that no one would play against his will.
then why oh why was everything he had built for himself, his charm, his walls, his cool, all fumbling and crumbling beneath him when you arrived?
you weren't his girlfriend, why should he care what you did or with who you did. he shouldn't be bothered.
But it did
the music blared, and the common room was fully alive but his eyes never left you for the two hours in the Slytherin party after a excellent match as a bloke tried so desperately to talk you up. So desperate to get just a smile from his girl. its as if he actually thought she would want to be near him or his drunk antics which just seemed to light the fire in Nott more.
At this point he was stumbling attempting to twirl a strand of your hair as you tried to gently move away from getting beer spilt over your dress.
"touch her and i'll break your neck"
A hand slid through you waist, but it was the hand with a snake coiled ring you recognized by touch. the arm dragged her away into the crowd, leaving the bloke confused and high.
"how many bloody times have i told you not to that Nott?"
"as if you'd be caught anywhere near his pants"
"what if I did? atleast he shows consistent interest"
I shouldn't have said that
you thought he would be frustrated, or at least mad. instead he did the most unexpected thing expected from Theodore Nott. he revealed a smile spread out on his face. an absolutley stunning one where it showcased its dimples and made your heart do leaps.
"you're so cute, but not in a I wanna pat you head but in a I wanna push you up against the wall, and show that balding bitch who's name you'll be screaming for the rest of your damn life"
"And my darling, i will do everything in my power to show you that i am the only man you will ever lay eyes on as long as i live and breathe."
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veryberryjelly · 6 months ago
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OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE PROMPTS WTF CAN I REQUEST MORE THAN ONE!!!!! if not, still i would like to order a martini 🍸🌟 with a prompt number 103 for mr theodore nott my beloved
theo nott x reader
prompts ; ' kissing someone off their face '
𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ✦ 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 !
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if you weren't to be married in four days, you were sure your hen party would've been the highlight of your week.
your friends had opted to take you out to a local bar and then go out dancing and in the midst of darkness with the occasional flash of neon lights, you had all downed what your sober friend had calculated as 18 units of alcohol.
each.
so by the time you stumbled in through the door of your flat you were truly struggling to stand up straight, even with the aid of pansy under your arm.
" okay, sweetheart, let's get you into bed " she said, leading you towards the bedroom.
but it seemed you had other plans.
" nooo, i can't go to bed without teddy "
your whining elicited a laugh from the girl under your arm.
" i know, but he'll be home soon. enzo said they were leaving the club 15 minutes ago, so let's get you to bed and-"
" baby! you here ?"
the familiar timber of theo's voice flooded your flat and your smile grew.
pansy couldnt stop you from turning around and heading back to the door to find theo.
" teddy! "
and you found him with two boys with blurry faces flanking his sides.
all your drunk mind could focus on was theo in the middle of them and it seemed your feelings were reciprocated as he pushed the two boys off of him and stumbled straight towards you.
his arms wrapped around your neck and your looped around his torso, both of you swaying slightly where you stood.
you pulled back to look up at him but before either of your eyes could focus on the boy infront of you, a pair of lips were on yours and who were you to deny your beautiful fiancee.
the kiss was definitely sloppier than usual, but to both of you in your vodka fuelled minds, it was perfect.
" you can tap out, boys. i got this. i'm staying in their guest room tonight "
the next thing you heard was the sound of your front door closing.
" okay lovebirds, you've got your whole lives to do this but lets get you to bed "
you separated from theo but neither of you could wipe the shit eating grins from your drunk faces.
pansy lead the two of you through to your bedroom where you both promptly fell against the mattress in a pile of giggles.
when you felt a pair of hands pulling you from a mattress you whined softly, instinctively reaching for the boy still on the bed.
" once we get your makeup off, you can jump back in bed, but i won't be responsible for you having a pimple on your wedding day "
even in your drunk haze you knew she was right.
you didnt want a pimple on your face on the day of your wedding.
so you let her sit you on the closed toilet and wipe the makeup from your face before applying a few products you were too drunk to identify.
but when you were finally done, she lead you back out to your bed and let you collapse down on the mattress.
like a pair of magnets, both you and theo gravitated towards eachother in the centre of the mattress, your head dropping to his chest and his arms winding around you.
the only other sound aside from the rustling of the sheets beneath you was the bedroom door closing as pansy left.
and after that there was silence for a little while.
the last thing you heard before you fell into a slumber was theo.
" i love you, beautiful girl. "
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ravenflorals · 4 months ago
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THEO: ok ok, that’s enough! No more talking about hermione!
DRACO: but you said to get it out of my system !
THEO: I didn’t know you had SO MUCH IN YOUR SYSTEM
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daddiesdrarryy · 5 months ago
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Neville: You’re drunk, Theo. How many jello shots did you take?
Theodore: Not that many
Neville: Stick out your tongue
Theodore: Take off your vest!
Theodore, tearing up: Please
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heaven4lostgirls · 4 months ago
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theodore nott is the kind of guy to see a cut from when you tried to shave your leg, place a hand on your knee and look at you, ever so seriously and and ask,
“who did this to you?😔😔”
theodore not is also the kind of guy to see a scar from when you tried to pop a pimple and then say,
“don’t do it again, for me? ☹️☹️”
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lass-in-green · 3 months ago
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Draco: I like everything about you.
Draco: The other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in my world was.
Draco: You know what I said?
Hermione: What?
Draco: I said- *sees Theo watching them in a tree through the window* Theo?
Hermione: You said Theo?!?
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year ago
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[Pansy, Theo & Draco have been ordered by Voldemort to dig up Dumbledore's grave and retrieve his wand. Blaise is there for moral support] Theo: This is bothering me. Blaise: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Theo: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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crackishincorrecthp · 1 year ago
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Draco: You kidnapped Harry Potter? That’s illegal! And you don't want to go to Azkaban, do you? Pansy: But Draco, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Potter, or destroying your dreams? Draco: Kidnapping Potter, Pansy! Blaise: Draco, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Draco: On what? Kidnapping people?! Blaise: To work together! Draco: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?! Daphne: Draco, we all agreed that a celebrity is not a person! And we did this for you! Draco: YOU KIDNAPPED POTTER FOR ME?! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! Daphne: It means you've been obsessed with him since forever, so we finally had enough Pansy: Notice how I said destroying your dreams. You dream on dating Potter since at least our 3rd year, now you have the opportunity! Theo: I tried to stop them, but they insisted you would love the surprise! Draco: *Facepalms* Draco: I think I'll need new friends after that, 'cause you guys are going to Azkaban for sure
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illpunchyouintheface · 5 months ago
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Harry: I have a question.
Blaise: Shoot.
Harry: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Ron: Fuck you, I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Pansy: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so l'm gonna say the S is silent.
Draco: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Hermione : Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Theo: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Hermione: Theo is not allowed to talk anymore.
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hctxmdea · 1 month ago
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Hermione: Don’t take this the wrong way, but Draco and I are really worried about you
Theo: *dunking an oreo in firewhiskey* why?
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slytheringangstuff · 2 months ago
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈
Theo: Have you ever broken a bone?
y/n: Oh, I have.
Theo: Did it hurt?
y/n: No. Not really.
Theo: Oh, so which bone did you break?
y/n: Draco's arm.
Draco: It's not funny. It really hurt.
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apparentlytheproblem · 1 year ago
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Theodore nott x Gryffindor fem! Reader fluff and soft smut she’s reading in his lap while he’s leaning against the bedpost reading with her holding the book and Turing the pages while she keeps reading it and it’s super smutty (maybe the actors spin-off book abt nesta and cassian-) and she just traces his arm veins while they read (and if you decide to make it smutty pls make the reader LOVE LOVE LOVE his hands, abs, arm viens-)
a l l u r i n g
fandom- Harry Potter
pairing(s)- theodore nott
a/n: hullo, I have my midterm math exam on Monday so its all rushed and i barely have time to post but this has me screaming and crying all at once. i could not find any hardcore smut from a court of silver flames , I couldn't find any hardcore smut from court of silver flames, I'm so sorry abt that. the scene you're reading out loud is written by none other than @lustingbones, featuring Dick Grayson. I've written her fanfic in cursive so as to not get confused. she has single handedly created an obsession for nightwing in me. here's the link to the inspiration :) requests are forever open, luv, teddy
requested- yes
warnings- mf this is an advanced apology, i've never written smut. i've never even held someone's hand romantically, hell, i can't even keep eye contact, soft smut, fluffy, vulgar language, they both are minors, no protection is mentioned, it might make you uncomfortable, the reading of smut, the writing of smut
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The sleeves of your black satin shirt had already fallen down your arms, the shirt itself was only being held up by two thin chains over your shoulder. it was basically as good as transparent, there wasn't a thing you couldn't see through it.
Theodore had leaned himself on his bedpost, his shirt was long gone. You were reading to him, your legs were on either side of his hips, your ass was cupped by his hand as he found utter joy in this situation. Your breasts were Infront of his face as he struggled not to get hard under you so quickly. Theo was never this grateful for being taller than you, he could just look down at you and get a perfect view. he wanted nothing more than to hold them in his hands and squeeze it or just rip the shirt off at this point.
"He moaned softly at the squelch of your cunt swallowing him, a creamy white ring surrounding the base of his cock every moment he pulled out."
your flingers grazed the hoops of his trousers, hooking them absentmindedly. sometimes they paused and was placed next to his hips.
“D-Dick, p-please baby-” a hitch in your voice. you could feel your pussy, but more than that, you could feel a lump in his pants.
"its so attractive when you say baby like that, but when i fuck you, its gonna be theo" he mumbled by leaning closer to your ear.
all you could do is nod as he signaled for you to continue.
“Gotta breed you baby.. Show all these fuckers that you’re mine and get you pregnant. You’d like that huh? All full with my baby, my cum deep inside this needy lil’ pussy, hm? You want that princess?” You felt him smirk against your skin as he never faltered, his cock reaching so deep inside you–fuck this man would be the end of you."
Theo's eyes were fixated on you. the way your voice was wavering, the way you squeezed your thighs, how a blush crept to your face. he loved how you got so shy with the pregnancy kink. it made him wonder if she had one herself.
"you're into that? why read about it when i can give you the full experience in 6D?"
you tried to waver him off, this was the last thing you needed in this situation
" "All I do is treat you so fuckin’ well, don’t I?” Dick mumbled as his fingers started to toy with your clit, his middle finger rubbing the sensitive nub in circles as he continued his brutal pace on your weeping cunt. “F-fuck..” he whined as he pulled away for a moment to look down at where the two of you were connected, his cum from earlier rounds already starting to pool onto the bedsheets and trailing down your thighs. “S’good to me, ya know that? Such a good girl..” Fuck it was starting to become too much for him, but it felt so fucking good.."
you could feel your own pussy throbbing. If you were being honest to yourself, you were thinking about you and Theodore. your head keeps going to the idea of him saying this to you, doing this to you and feeling him so hard just got you more turned on.
“G-Gonna come, Dee–fuck!” you whimpered as you fell back into the sheets with your face squished against the pillows, gripping the blanket into your hands tightly."
your palm grazed his veiny arms, has he been working out? they've gotten so big..
“F-fuckin’ come baby, come all over this cock..” He coos through clenched teeth, his nails lightly digging into your plush skin as his thrusts sped up."
from palms to fingernails, they slowly trail up his forearm and roamed around his chest.
"Whiney breaths leave your throat as your climax starts building, before the coil in your tummy finally snaps, your juices gushing around him as he let out a whine and threw his head back."
you find yourself adjusting to place your pussy right above his cock. you could see his face trying to not to show any signs of satisfaction. that was all you needed.
“C-Come inside me, Dick–please!” you squeal with your face squished into the pillow to muffle your needy whines as his cock twitched inside you." 
all he could concentrate about is trying not to break character. his eyes fixated on the elegant curve of your back beneath the clear fabric. her rough voice ran through his head in circles. he lifted an arm from his side, letting it play with the bottom buttons, almost only leaving one left. The only thing covering you up.
“I know baby, I know–fuckk!” he groaned as you felt him release inside you, thick ropes of his cum painting your walls a creamy white, giving a few shallow thrusts before stilling inside you, pants and heavy breathing leaving both of your lips as you sat in silence."
you ran your arms down his abs, he loved your not so secret fixation you had for them. but you loved it more.
"You whine as you try to crawl away from his needy hands before he grabs you by the waist and pulls you back to flip you onto your back, a few pieces of his hair stuck to his forehead as he looks down at you with a grin painting his plush lips. Gosh it’s like he was trying to kill you."
“Said ya’ wanted to help me..” he cooed as he leant down with his lips ghosting over yours. "
“So, help me..”
Theodore was done. He gently picked the book from your hand and placed it on his nightstand. both his hands went under your thighs as to place you on the bed so he could tower over you, his chain dangling Infront of your eyes.
"hi handsome" you said peering up to him. you pulled his arm to examine it. his veins looked so hot, just absolutley lovley to have around you.
"hey beautiful"
you take his hand, a quiet smile made way too your face as you rest it on your breasts
Theodore felt your hands as it unzipped his trousers leaving him in boxers. your hand slid up and down his dick in slow strokes, just to drive him mad.
he takes her into my arms still kneeling, hitching your leg around his torso before pulling you as close as possible. The kisses you shared were soft, unbothered needy but never rushed.
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veryberryjelly · 1 year ago
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Hi can I get ☕️ with prompt 67 (and maybe 80 as well 😏) for Theodore Nott
Thank you! Love your writing!
𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭
67 - LOTS OF SEXUAL TENSION
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it was no secret that your boyfriend was attractive.
many girls walked down the hallway and openly fawned over him while you were standing right beside him.
but he was yours.
and he didnt care about the other girls in the hallway.
he cared about you.
and he showed you every day that he did.
he told you every day how much he loved you.
he showed you every day how much he cared for you in the way he held you most nights or the way he squeezed your hand in the halls when the other girls gawked at him.
he showed you in the gifts he insisted on showering you with.
jewellery, books, clothes.
but his favourite was definitely lingerie.
he had a certain way he went about it aswell.
about once a month you would come back to your dorm to find a small, flat box on your bed with a hand written note folded up onto of it.
he would buy you lingerie every month for your date night because he wanted you to feel special.
enclosed in that note would be a time, a place and his initials with a little heart next to them. it was like clockwork.
this month, though, he hadn't gifted you some for date night, he had gifted some to you for your birthday.
a beautiful pink lace set that you were sure he would love seeing you in and you would actually love being in.
you had begged your friends not to make a big deal for your birthday, and they had kept their promises to you. instead of a big party, your closest friends had set up a picnic by the lake for only a few of you to enjoy.
but of course, theo being theo, he had asked you to show up a little bit earlier so that he could be the first one to see you.
his reaction was definitely worth the 15 minutes you lost getting ready.
his lips were on you in an instant, his hands gripping at your waist as you enjoyed the moment together.
" happy birthday, sweetheart...did you get my present ?" he questioned, unable to tell with the outfit you had chosen to wear.
instead of answering, you just removed one of your hands from around his neck and lifted the hem of your sweater so the bottom of the pink fabric was visible to him.
you could see the excitement in his eyes and it caused a smile to spread across your lips.
" i like it very much, thank you, baby, i dont ever want to take it off " you whispered, moving to wrap your arms back around him.
" then i may have failed in my mission. "
with a soft laugh you leant over to press a short and teasing kiss onto his lips.
" doesn't mean i don't want you to take it off, teddy "
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