#narcissa lucius

[goldandglittersblog]

Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

[lilbeanz]

POV: Draco had a nightmare.

[souryam]

storytime

[meemoop]

The Secret

this too wayyyy too long lmao

[deathnguts]

Narcissa: We decided that if, Merlin forbid, anything happens to us, we would like regulus to be Draco’s god parent

Regulus: That is great news! Draco! When something horrible happens, you’ll be all mine!

Lucius: It really is an ‘if’ situation-

Regulus, already holding Draco: All mine!

[ellemisc]

family portrait

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[sneppu]

i REFUSE to believe for even a moment, for even a SECOND, that Severus Snape isnt just straight up, unironically, Lucius Malfoy's sugar baby. And Narcissa's too, for that matter. A man like Snape? Tall, slim, with memorable and striking features? He is built for fashion. He is born for The Runway™ and Narcissa Malfoy née Black can never resist the urge to dress him up in pretty things any more than Lucius Malfoy can resist buying and watching him wear said pretty things.

Snape may or may not realize it, but he is absolutely, unequivocally, undeniably being sugared out of his mind.

[raphael-angele]

Permission

James: Oi, Pads. I'm taking Reggie out to Hogsmeade this Saturday.

Sirius: Aight. *realizes smth* Ooooh, actually, I can't give you permission for that.

James: ...why not?

Sirius: I don't have custody over Reg that weekend.

James: ...What?!

Sirius: Yeah, no, he's not under my supervision this Saturday.

James: Then who do I ask?

Sirius:

---Slytherin Common Room---

James: *carefully approaching* Ms. Narcissa...

Lucius: Fuck off, Potter

James: I'm here to talk to her, Malfoy; not your Targaryen looking ass.

Lucius: Well she doesn't want to speak to you. So, why don't you run along back to your little tower and-

Narcissa, not taking her eyes off her book: Lucius. That's enough.

Lucius:

James: *impressed* Damn

Narcissa: What do you want, Potter?

James: Uhm...I wanted to ask if it was okay if I take Reggie out to Hogsmeade this Saturday.

Narcissa: Why not ask Sirius?

James: He said to ask you since you have custody of him that day.

Narcissa: Of course, he did. Very well. Make sure he eats his breakfast first. Treat him to lunch. Don't let him have too many sweets. And bring him back before dinner.

James: uhm. Yes, I'll make sure to do that.

Narcissa: And Potter.

James: Yes?

Narcissa: If I so much see a hair out of place, I will not hesitate to throw you into the Forbidden Forest

James:

Narcissa: And I want two packs of Exploding Bonbons *smiles innocently*

James: ... Yes, mam.

Narcissa: Good. Now, shoo.

[swottydoodler]

Swotty's DH headcanon no.4:

The Malfoy line has a couple of differing curses.

1. Being able to produce only one son in a lifetime (because of something that happened hundreds of years ago) to prevent any bastards. Draco having a kid with Hermione somehow broke that because his blood disowned him for procreating with someone of Muggle decent—this one was placed by a scorned Malfoy wife.

2. The kids having the signature Malfoy hair and eyes as to know if the wives have bedded another man—done by some Malfoy patriarch along the beginning of the branch.

[goldandglittersblog]

Hermione: Listen up! I have to leave for a few days.

To Draco: Don't kill my plants.

To Narcissa: Don't plot to kill anyone.

To Crookshanks: Don't kill ANYONE.

To the white Peacocks: Don't kill the vibe.

To Lucius: At least TRY not to get killed.

[lilbeanz]

Lately I've been pondering alot on footwear in the wizarding/wixen world...

There's so much to tap into fashion wise...like what the hell does just "robes" even mean Terf-face McRowling????

And I feel like the fan base has done such a wonderful job to portray their own beautiful and unique designs and descriptions... but not so much on shoes 🤔

Like the most generic thing is for them to be walking around in muggle shoes or "loafers" or "dragonhide boots"....

Hell no. These mfs are walking around rocking THESE bad bois!!!

✨️S L I P P E R S✨️

At least for dress robes, formal wear, and those who are fun, fancy biatches on the daily......

[souryam]

old lucissa:)

[meemoop]

The Obsession

like father like son

[daantihero]

Scorpius: Did you have a bully growing up?

Draco:Have you met your grandfather?

[maluceh]

Black sisters, and their lovers